Classic lines of beautiful women like clouds

1, Lu Xiaoxiao, with two mouths and a smile, two mouths laughing.

-Lu Xiaoxiao introduced himself to Zhuo Yuan.

2, people are not cute if they don't make mistakes

-A spell

3. I used to make soy sauce, so you arrested me to make a Manchu-Chinese banquet.

-Lv Xiaoxiao to You Xiaorou

If someone lies to you again and again, all you have to do is dump him at once.

Admitting failure does not mean admitting failure.

6, young but sophisticated, professional but tasteful, successful but know how to live.

-Lu Xiaoxiao praises your little softness

Zhuoyuan line

1. Don't just go to the cleaner's bed.

Although the chest is a little small, I feel good about myself.

3. Only two? This is a morbid sentence

4. Did the cleaner get a raise? This was in the last century.

You think the cleaner's site is a public toilet, so you can come if you want.

6。 Believe in the original and believe in RMB is the same!

7. Zhuo Yuan said Frank was "a pig imported from America".

8. Go home and wash and sleep, no way.

9. Original smile: You are so stupid. ....

10. Strong employee pride

1 1. Uncle Zhuo's relative Lu Xiaoxiao was caught by Frank and said, "We are all adults, so we should be able to understand!" "That's because the company didn't provide us with a place, so we had to hide here!"

12. Think with your brain, not your teeth!

13。 I have seen food before, but I have never seen anyone like you. I hit one of my own ~ ~

14. Uncle Zhuo said to Xiaoxiao; It will soon be time to enjoy the resources.

15. Kelly asked Uncle Zhuo's previous stories. Uncle Zhuo said: That's a reserved program. I want to save it for writing an autobiography later. I am a book, not every book is a mystery novel.

16. Do cleaners also have private lives?

17. My goldfish doesn't like you.

18. It is not easy for a cleaner to support himself.

19。 Do you know what is the least difficult thing to find in the world? Excuse me!

20. Lady: Are you the hand of God?

Uncle Zhuo: What is a hand? I am God himself.

2 1. Uncle Zhuo said: When women are noisy, I feel that the world is particularly annoying!

Uncle Zhuo saw Xiaoxiao riding his electric donkey and said angrily, Hey, don't sit with my wife.

23。 Plans change with changes.

24. Saying that you are 250 won't let me down at all.

25. When soldiers reach the bottom line, they can turn over and completely change their fate.

26. Uncle Zhuo said, "What are you looking at? I have never seen anyone streaking. "

The driver said, "I'm looking at where you took the money."

Uncle Zhuo said, "From my ass"

27. Memory sometimes distorts reality!

Quoted from Keri Ma:

1, don't pretend to be indifferent to beautiful women, just bend down and peek at your legs.

The only two beautiful women who want to talk to you are in our house (the only two? This is a sick sentence)

3. I feel sad and happy. I was ecstatic to have such a big backer as my cousin, but it happened that this big backer was 250, and I was sad.

When you are smart, you are like a leaky 286. When you are not smart, you are like a eight nuclear memory stick!

5, this condescending love, you revel in this feeling of self-sacrifice, as if you have done a good deed of sacrificing yourself and others, and said in your heart, look at me, how innocent, how caring and how great.

6. the president, the president, always has to lay off employees.

7. A handsome boy under the age of eight like him has basically disappeared in this circle.

8. Do you know that God is what you want, and it won't give you anything? You told it today that I want a smile, and it will keep you for two days. A cleaner falls down.

9. I like you because you look like a toad. Don't deny or hide!

10, go and find out who bullied my sister. ...........................................................................................................................................................

1 1, some people like to show off their gorgeous ignorance and tenacity. Didn't your professional teacher tell you that advertising is only a part of public relations planning, and the foundation is always laid before the house is built. Building a house directly is an unscrupulous profiteer or a bean curd project!

12, naturally invite classmates, you must be rarely bitten by mosquitoes, because mosquitoes fight all night and it is difficult to bite your face.

13, the living room is as messy as ET has just been. ...

14, if you are Ran Ran, I will prepare a secret weapon for you. My Keri Ma is an arsenal ~ (-Excuse me, Miss Martha, are all men in your arsenal? )-Weapons are not qualified to ask questions!

15, say you are 250, you really live up to me!

16, all my friends ran away with men. How am I supposed to live this life?

17, we four beauties are waiting for you alone, so we have to make some compensation anyway ... First, you can't say that this meal is for you, because it should be for you. Second, you can't say let's eat more, because we are the kind of people who can eat three dishes at most; Third, you can't order anything too expensive. I am afraid that I am poor and bitter, for my sister's sake.

18, we are different from you. What about us? At best, we are Romeo and Juliet. You two are toads and swans.

19, the happiest thing for us at tea time is to give our new assistant six Starbucks cups in one hand, and then expect her to remember everyone's tastes with great interest, and finally try it out.

20, not just a word, I will only say it once!

2 1, he is a sly fish, and this matter is the bait. We should make good use of this bait, fish him out of the deep water, peel off his hypocritical scales and weigh him.

22. Don't pretend to be hurt. It doesn't matter, no one will laugh at you.

23, don't refuse, don't take the initiative, don't be responsible, typical three no men.

24, let me guess, there is a runaway 250, and a failed knight tried to save a beautiful woman with a hero, but his car failed to live up to expectations. Let me save you!

Yes, everyone is pretending, but it depends on how you pretend. For example, there is a door here. When you have installed it and put it round, you will step in and become a legendary temperament figure, such as me. There is another kind of person who has not installed it, and stepped in from this door and got stuck there, called Miss Carmen for short, such as Juliet.

26. There must be gossip when a group of people get together early in the morning. Who's been trampled on again?

It took two minutes and sixteen seconds to find these three important elements yesterday, and three minutes and twenty-six seconds today. No, no, this house is a little messy. I have to hire a cleaner.

28 years old, major? Is it your major to satirize employers? Is it your major to reveal employers' privacy? What's more, I didn't hire you, and you are forcibly providing unnecessary services …

29, worthy of being a promising young man!

30. I studied this problem all night. I've thought a lot. I lost my self-esteem and minimum morality. I almost lost hope in my life. This is simply the most painful and sad night of my life …

3 1, you can't approach me with such a rogue attitude! Get as far away as possible!

32. If I can't pay the rent within a week, I will start the automatic resignation procedure!

33. I am such a sister, and I have been stupid since I was a child. Can I give her to you, an unreliable monster? (-Zhuo: Well, it seems that you have set the ultimate deadly trap to get rid of me ~)-Yes, it is the RMB that is universally applicable!

34, yo, Uncle Zhuo, I still feel so cheap after reading you all night ~43, plus the monthly water and electricity network for daily necessities, 5,000 yuan is already a package discount price, so rent it if you like, or forget it if you don't rent it!

35, aunt how nice, aunt green pollution-free, this Zhuo Yuan is a time bomb, sooner or later will blow you up.

36. When I see you like this, I think of two words ... (-Huang: Charm? ~)-childish!