Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Why do people laugh when I sing?

Why do people laugh when I sing?

First of all, under the premise that the vocal cords are not diseased, everyone's voice is unique, and there will be no question of whose voice is better than whose voice. So, why do you have doubts about asking the Lord? In fact, it is still a matter of method.

Don't think that people who are born to sing well can't help it, just because, perhaps because of their strong imitation ability, perhaps because of their natural good vocal awareness, they have mastered certain vocal skills unconsciously, that is, they have a higher starting point.

As for why some people learn to kill pigs, they can only say that they chose the wrong teacher. ......

Ok, let's analyze, what is the reason for poor singing?

1. Poor intonation, always out of tune.

There are two kinds of out of tune. One is congenital pentatonic scale, which has no concept of pitch at all. Such a friend, unfortunately, is doomed to be out of vocal music all his life. However, this is only a small number of people. More people who are out of tune are acquired, and too little contact with music leads to the lack of pitch concept. As long as they listen to more music, follow more and sing more, their intonation will gradually correct after a long time. However, such friends will definitely work harder than ordinary people and be prepared to sweat.

2. The vocal cords are not closed properly

Once the vocal cords are improperly closed, singing will "leak", which is more common among female students. The sound of air leakage has no quality, it is a soft, weak, unfocused and unspeakable sound. There are two kinds of sounds for intuitive reference. The sound of our normal speech is the sound of closed vocal cords. The sound we whisper is the sound of air leakage. This is entirely a technical problem of vocalization, which can be corrected by voice training.

3. The treble can't go up, basically relying on shouting.

The point is, because we haven't mastered the core mixing technology in vocal music. This must be learned from the excellent vocal music coaching system in order to master it.

In addition, there are more colorful vocal skills and embellishment skills in vocal music. For friends who have never studied vocal music but have a good sense of music, perhaps they have mastered certain treatment methods according to imitation. However, we ordinary people are not impossible. As long as we study step by step, one day, the iron bar will be ground into a needle.