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The cat stood dejectedly on the Qingfeng Bridge in Chang 'an, tugging at the ears of two foxes.
There are profound historical reasons why cats are so depressed. Just an hour ago, she worked hard to catch a toad for a month, and got102,000 yuan from the head of Donghai fishing village, and was easily cheated away by a liar with a few sweet words.
The village head of Donghai Fishing Village is a kind-hearted and respected bearded old man. His favorite thing is to drink two glasses of wine with fried toad legs and tell stories about the past. It is said that there is nothing he doesn't know about, whether it is the mortal world or the celestial world.
But the mysterious celestial world, even the old village head can't say why. I only know that the lotus pond in the southwest corner of Donghai fishing village is the most powerful place in the world, and it is also the only channel connecting the mortal world and the divine world. All the sons of God who were chosen by the Holy Father and shouldered a great mission came to earth through this lotus pond to achieve great things.
Every time I talk about this, the old village head will have a nice drink and tilt his head and say to the cat blossoming, "I thought from that flower bone blossoming that you have a small face and that strange look. Yes, I knew at a glance that you would be a great hero with beauty, wisdom and courage, and be respected by all!" Haha, I have read countless people's reports about the elderly, but ...
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