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What kind of experience is it to be confessed on April Fool's Day?

This is a true story.

I received two text messages with2min 2 minutes of April Fool's Day in my freshman year:

1. First time to meet you.

My world; Minecraft;?my?world

I'm drunk.

Take care of it.

Yang Jin

Your heart

At that time, after watching it, I was forced to suddenly have a lot of questions in my mind:

Shit, is this the legendary Valentine's Day confession?

Could you be lying to me?

Who is the other party?

Does it look nice?

I have an appointment. What if it doesn't look good?

I used to know him? I don't remember this number on my mobile phone, but you can be sure it belongs to our school by looking at the first few digits of the mobile phone number. )

I'm so attractive?

I should be handsome, right?

Well, it must be. Otherwise, how could I receive such a naked confession message?

Although I almost broke the kettle when I mentioned it, I told myself that I must stop, stop, stop, and take a deep breath for 33 times. I replied with a message:

Little sister, who are you?

I don't quite understand these two poems.

Why don't you explain it to my face?

If it is inconvenient, you can also add me qq: 1 1XXXX.

(one is to prevent being fooled, and the other is what if it is true? )

Then, the other party quickly replied to the message:

Don't you need to translate to participate in the activities of your three market books

Poof, a mouthful of old blood. . . . .

It turned out that this girl was taking part in a collection of three quotations we were engaged in at that time. She did leave my phone number at that time, but she didn't respond for a while. It's really embarrassing. . . . . .

But the story of April Fool's Day is not over yet.

After a while, I received another message:

Handsome, are you free today? I like you for a long time. Do you have a girlfriend? If not, why don't we have dinner tonight?

My heart is 10 thousand? Flying by, what happened today? Will you let people have a good holiday?

I reacted for a while and found it was wrong. I seem to have seen this mobile phone number before, so I flipped through the short message of 184 and found that, well, this girl is from law school, I know her, and she is quite good-looking. Now that I think about it, I was really a little excited, and then I wrote back excitedly:

Sorry, too many people have asked me out. Let's take a rain check.

So as you probably guessed, I didn't have a girlfriend in the first few years of college.