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What kind of experience is it to be confessed on April Fool's Day?
I received two text messages with2min 2 minutes of April Fool's Day in my freshman year:
1. First time to meet you.
My world; Minecraft;?my?world
I'm drunk.
Take care of it.
Yang Jin
Your heart
At that time, after watching it, I was forced to suddenly have a lot of questions in my mind:
Shit, is this the legendary Valentine's Day confession?
Could you be lying to me?
Who is the other party?
Does it look nice?
I have an appointment. What if it doesn't look good?
I used to know him? I don't remember this number on my mobile phone, but you can be sure it belongs to our school by looking at the first few digits of the mobile phone number. )
I'm so attractive?
I should be handsome, right?
Well, it must be. Otherwise, how could I receive such a naked confession message?
Although I almost broke the kettle when I mentioned it, I told myself that I must stop, stop, stop, and take a deep breath for 33 times. I replied with a message:
Little sister, who are you?
I don't quite understand these two poems.
Why don't you explain it to my face?
If it is inconvenient, you can also add me qq: 1 1XXXX.
(one is to prevent being fooled, and the other is what if it is true? )
Then, the other party quickly replied to the message:
Don't you need to translate to participate in the activities of your three market books
Poof, a mouthful of old blood. . . . .
It turned out that this girl was taking part in a collection of three quotations we were engaged in at that time. She did leave my phone number at that time, but she didn't respond for a while. It's really embarrassing. . . . . .
But the story of April Fool's Day is not over yet.
After a while, I received another message:
Handsome, are you free today? I like you for a long time. Do you have a girlfriend? If not, why don't we have dinner tonight?
My heart is 10 thousand? Flying by, what happened today? Will you let people have a good holiday?
I reacted for a while and found it was wrong. I seem to have seen this mobile phone number before, so I flipped through the short message of 184 and found that, well, this girl is from law school, I know her, and she is quite good-looking. Now that I think about it, I was really a little excited, and then I wrote back excitedly:
Sorry, too many people have asked me out. Let's take a rain check.
So as you probably guessed, I didn't have a girlfriend in the first few years of college.
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