Suitable for people who cheat friends.

Suitable for people who cheat friends.

With the rapid development of social networking platforms such as WeChat, Weibo and QQ. In their spare time, more and more people will comment, record and share meaningful things in life. Here are some words from people who are suitable for making friends.

If it is suitable for making friends, 1 First, the routine is funny.

1. Do you like cats or dogs? "Dog" and "Wang Wang Wang"

Do you like cats or dogs? Cats and meows.

What to drink in winter, I don't know how to protect you.

4. Will you like me? ""no ""then I'll teach you. "

I think you are a little strange today. What's strange and lovely about you?

6. Can I ask you for something?

7. I want to be the right person. Who are your people?

8. I'm really sorry if it's your turn. I did it on purpose.

9. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? I didn't know I lacked you.

10. Please pay attention to your words. Why? Because I will kiss it at any time.

1 1. Why did you hurt me? I made you like you so much.

12. Where are you now? At home, you are in my heart now.

13. Sister, do me a favor. What are you doing? My parents want a wife!

14. Can you play the guitar? No, then why can you touch my heartstrings?

15. Whether to eat barbecue first is to test seafood or barbecue first, consider you first.

16. Do you know what I like to eat? I like staring at you.

17. Do you have a girlfriend? No, well, now you have it.

18. Do you want a dog? ""what dog? " "the single kind"

19. "I still like you" "It's unreasonable to hit you like your mother"

20. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble."

Second, routine each other hilarious dialogue

1. Lying in the dormitory, a roommate asked me where I came from, and I said Zhejiang. Then he said that there was another person with glasses in our dormitory who was also from Zhejiang, so I sat up and stared at him.

2. One day, my dad caught me bringing a female ticket home. He said, don't worry about my son, I won't tell my mother. Let's keep it a little secret between us. I said, thank you, dad. All right. The next morning, when the whole family was having dinner together, my mother asked me, where did the strawberry on your neck come from? I said: this is a little secret between my father and me. Then the atmosphere at home became a little strange.

Today, someone asked me if I change my glasses every 60 days. I went back to the moon for a month, she said, but I didn't bring it at night.

4. I went shopping with my first love today and bumped into my wife. When I didn't know how to explain it, my wife said, what a coincidence to go shopping with your girlfriend. At this time, my first love leaned on me and said, yes, your husband is not with you. The wife said: My husband went to walk the dog.

Mother went to mend a pair of trousers and asked me to help her get some change in her bag. As soon as I opened the bag, my mother asked how much change was left. I told you there was 2.50 dollars left. Don't come back at noon if you don't have enough money Just make some clothes for those aunts.

2 1, cock and hen are husband and wife, and they are busy incubating chickens all day. There is something wrong with the chicken's brain. It doesn't eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are anxious, so they hide to see the chickens. Silly chicken didn't pay attention, secretly looking at his mobile phone.

2, the new car is on the road, and there is a killer inside. Female driver+running-in+first time = devil Prada. The novice's hand is wet, and the more you push it, the more you face it. I can't tell the difference between a brake and a throttle, so everything is fine! If you love me, chase me. Don't kiss me shyly!

Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and Liu Bei sleep in the same bed, and Zhang Fei sleeps in the middle. The next day Guan Yu said that I dreamed of my ML last night. Liu Bei said I dreamed of my ML last night, Zhang Fei said I dreamed of skiing last night, and then Liu Guan vomited wildly ... Who understood?

No matter how red the flowers are, they need green leaves. No matter how powerful a bird's wings are, it needs the help of air. No matter how white the teeth are, they need to be as close as lips and teeth, even if flowers are inserted in cow dung. I said, how can my flowers and plants live without you as fertilizer?

It's a long night, and I really want to fly to your side. Appreciate your lovely sleeping face, stroke your soft hair, look at you until you open your eyes in the morning, and then gently say to you, "You wet the bed!" " "

6. Men are walking genitals!

7. You, you, you little leprechaun, poisoned me with your love poison, but you didn't give me the antidote! Little villain! Oh! I'm dying! Help me! The solution is simple. Give me your love!

8. Women don't care about decency, and decency is because it is not attractive enough; Men don't care about loyalty. Loyalty is because the chips of betrayal are too low.

9. Turning a girl into a woman is the most basic responsibility and obligation of a man.

10, life is like a coffee table, full of cups. When we thought we jumped out of a cup, we fell into another cup. If you didn't jump into another cup, congratulations, you fell off the coffee table.

1 1, Wukong develops tourism in Huaguoshan, and Wukong also raises turtles in Liushahe; Master, I wrote a book about the journey to learn from the scriptures! Everyone cares about you. Please give my regards to the teacher. Bajie, are you okay?

12, God was afraid that you were hungry, so he created rice, God was afraid that you were thirsty, so he created water, and God was afraid that you were lonely, so he created lovely me, provided that God found that there was no bucket for rice, so he created lovely you.

13, one spring river and one Jiang Tao, one mountain is high and one mountain is low. Send a message to the straw bag, and the straw bag must take out his mobile phone and watch it. After reading it, it is not difficult to forward it. His fingers run as fast as electricity. I want it back to me!

14. Eating watermelon is cool. Beauty beauty is cucumber, evergreen diuresis is wax gourd, and the sweetest is cantaloupe. You are family with them. Why are you hiding underground? So you are a sweet potato.

15, your laughter echoed in my ears in the morning; At noon, your liveliness came to my mind; At night, your vague face appeared in my dream ... so I woke up with a scream! Dress up beautifully next time!

Suitable for the whole circle of friends, 3. Talk about the recommendation of the whole circle of friends.

1) Forward this message 3 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 6 times and you will be official; Forward 10 times, and you will be lucky; Forward it 20 times and spend 2 yuan!

2) I went to the street with you, and suddenly a dog jumped out and bit you. I kicked the dog, and the dog said maliciously, only your dog is allowed to bite me, so I am not allowed to bite your dog!

3) I plugged my ears, clenched my trembling hands and shook my head frequently. I can't believe how you got into a mental hospital!

4) Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei's, your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang's, my love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's.

5) Dear users, your mobile phone has a withdrawal function: just take out the SIM card and insert it into the ATM: If the ATM does not accept business, please use your mobile phone to hit the ATM!

6) Chickens are used to lay eggs, cows do what they have to do, cats go door to door, sheep are baked in the future, and dogs are used for people. Just wait for the circle. Happy April Fool's Day!

7) I heard that you made a fortune and paid off all your foreign debts. It's time to pay back the half piece of rubber you borrowed from my primary school. Plus the interest for so many years, you should give me a tire.

8) Work is getting busier and busier, I am too tired to get out of bed, and the pressure is getting bigger and bigger, which makes my life complete and boring in my spare time. Fortunately, I can send you a short message, hehe! Happy April Fool's Day!

9) I miss you all day, I love you deeply, and I miss you every minute. Come with me quickly, dear-money! Happy April Fool's Day!

10) I am the blackboard and you are the white chalk. Our combination allows words to witness our bright love; I am a relief stone and you are a chisel. Let art witness our deep love! Happy April Fool's Day!

Tell me about the nearest circle of friends.

1) You are cruel, you are cruel, you are so cruel; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and the shells can't penetrate; The heart is smaller than the eye of a needle and never suffers; Love is thinner than paper, so you can cheat whoever you catch!

2) Pink flower bones, white bear shirts, and small bouncing steps make you smile sweetly. The cutest shape, the liveliest behavior, and the happiest April Fool's Day! Friends, happy holidays!

3) I have read countless people in my life, and I have never seen you like this. You said there was no such thing as you! Tall is tall, but it's still so white, just right. Why are you still so handsome? ! What did you say?/Sorry?

4) Jianghu knows that you are skilled in martial arts, but you can't be proud. If you do this, you will no longer be a person, but a swordsman! Chivalrous swordsman! Chivalrous swordsman!

5) When I wake up tomorrow, there is a mosquito lying beside your pillow, and there is a suicide note beside me: I struggled all night, and your impudence makes me ashamed to live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I killed myself.

6) Compare wages with wages, forget it, and don't want to live. Take care of yourself, forget it. Compare the stars, forget it. Compare scarlet to scarlet, forget it, it's you. Have a nice weekend and stay young forever.

7) If there are any words at the end of the month, please read this tongue twister after me. 1 level difficulty: talking nonsense and spending money, level 2 difficulty: spending money will evaporate, level 3 difficulty: playing nonsense and spending money!

8) To be a man, we should leave a place for fools, do things without the power of fools, and live like fools. Today, I finally found you, the "fool" who slipped through the net. Happy April Fool's Day!

9) Seven commandments after meals: first, quit smoking; second, stop eating fruit immediately; third, relax your belt and drink tea immediately under the temptation; fifth, take a hundred steps; sixth, take a bath immediately; seventh, go to bed immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

10) idiot, idiot, idiot, idiot. The above is due to the recent debugging of the network to test whether the message sent is smooth. If you receive a text message, please ignore it. Today is April Fool's Day.