What short and funny jokes are there?

1. Last night, I confessed to the girl I secretly loved. Guess what? I have a new friend.

2. I like Spider-Man's famous saying best: The less ability, the less responsibility.

I used to do things in three minutes. Now I've changed. I haven't had a fever for three minutes.

4. Once, in the middle of playing a game, I suddenly remembered my girlfriend and waited for me outside in the rain. I suddenly slapped myself. I can't believe I'm still distracted while playing games.

5. Q: How can I make people forget my existence? A: Delete your social media account.

6. Give a man a shirt and he will only wear it once. Tell a man that he looks good in this shirt, and he will wear it all his life.

It doesn't matter if you leave, otherwise I'm always worried that you'll ... stay for dinner.

8. After I took a bowl full of money from the beggar that day, I actually cured him of his disability for many years.

9. On the bus, a standing pregnant woman said to the man sitting next to her, "Don't you know I'm pregnant?" See that person says nervously only: "the child is not mine!" "

10, what should I do if I meet a cobra in the wild? Idiot, knock off his glasses.

1 1, a group of chickens went to the horror movie and saw the roast chicken in the oven.

12. When I went out for a walk today, I felt my feet were sore. I looked down and found that I had stepped on a lemon.

13. once upon a time, there were two shoes They love each other very much. Suddenly, one day, they separated.

14. After checking the balance in Alipay, my hanging heart finally stopped beating.

15, the girl in white was injured and the prototype was missing. Xu Xian rushed to the West Lake to find the boatman of that year and eagerly asked, "Tell me where the young lady is!" Where is that lady? The boatman looked blank: "I, I don't know." ... Xu Xian frantically grabbed the boatman: "Don't you know you are ferrying? "