Are there any funny messages about the revision of China Mobile? It's better to be a holiday blessing!

After a big blank, you can't display it, because your IQ is too low to display the news. China Mobile specially reminds you to eat more moon cakes and pay attention to calcium supplementation when the Mid-Autumn Festival comes!

Thanks, thanks to CCTV and MTV, thanks to my economic company, thanks to my parents, thanks to China Mobile, thanks to my mobile phone and your mobile phone, so that my lovely me can have a happy Mid-Autumn Festival on a full moon night.

Disputes between China Unicom and China Mobile

China Unicom recently launched an activity with Grandpa Jay Chou as the image spokesperson, called "Grandson Playing in the M-Zone". China Mobile responded immediately. They claimed that they had signed a contract with Yao Ming's father and would soon launch a large-scale publicity campaign with the slogan "My son is in a new time and space, and I am connected with the whole world".

Then, China Unicom hired Yang Zhenning, an 82-year-old newly-married professor, as the new image spokesperson, with the slogan: "I'm OK!" In order to fight back, China Mobile immediately invited Yang Zhenning's wife, Weng Fan, as the new image spokesperson, and publicized the slogan: "You can't, I can call you yes! ~~~"

China mobile communication users: Recently, your mobile phone signal is not good due to network debugging. Please drop your mobile phone as hard as possible, and it will return to normal after repeated times.

China Mobile specially reminds you during the Mid-Autumn Festival:

You have successfully customized the morning alarm clock service.

We will disturb you at 5 o'clock every day on time until you get up.

Please reply to cancel the business.

"I am a pig. I want to sleep. I don't get up. I have to sleep even during the Mid-Autumn Festival. "

For details, please consult 1860.

A leader slept with XX after getting drunk. The phone rang, XX answered: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is drunk, please dial again tomorrow! The next day, the leading wife cursed: How much wine did you drink yesterday? China Mobile knows it!