Please beg for insulting text messages, the more classic the better. Seeking high scores

1. According to reports: A few days ago, Iraqi militants hung your photo on the wall of Baghdad, causing a large number of US soldiers to vomit and die. After investigating and collecting evidence, the United Nations confirmed that this is a weapon of mass destruction. You should run away.

2. If a woman can see the sun and the moon, her eyes will have severe astigmatism.

3. If you forward this message 3 times, you will have wealth; if you forward it 6 times, you will have official luck; if you forward it 10 times, you will have good luck; if you forward it 20 times, you will spend 3 yuan. money!

4.i noh ss!w I, you must not understand, you are stupid, child! The phone was knocked down!

5. Urgent notice: Polygamy will be restored from now on. Men who are still monogamous after two weeks will be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than six months but not more than three years, and fined heavily.

6. Watch the sports channel! Football hooligans and call girls made a scene at the stadium, and even held several naked girls hostage to confront the police! So exciting!

7.Attention! Your bedroom had a pinhole camera installed a month ago. Check the other side of the bed carefully! The DVD will be sent to you by express delivery in three days, please check it, hum!

8. Tips for making free calls on your mobile phone: When there is an incoming call, press the F, R, E, and E keys before the third ring, and then press the tic-tac-toe key, and you can make free calls. , please keep it confidential.

9. Don’t go to the toilet today, really! One more reminder, this is not a drill, don’t go to the toilet, the toilets will be monitored today!

10. Tips for self-testing vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and inhale sharply, and then observe whether the people around you smell any peculiar smell. If so, you must strengthen your training according to this method; if not, it proves that you are a superman!

1. Today I took out 20,000 yuan of insurance for you, so that you can have a safe April Fool's Day, isn't that interesting? The insurance company will send someone to deliver the policy and invoice to you... Oh, I forgot, the 20,000 yuan insurance deposit is paid by you.

2. I spent a dime to send you this text message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime text message is my birthday gift to you. Don’t forget to treat me to dinner tonight.

3. Because of you, I believe in fate; because of you, I believe in fate; maybe all this is destined by God, pulling us both. I really want to say...what evil did I do in my previous life!

4. You were walking on the road, and a female dog pounced on you, bit off a piece of meat from your foot, and quickly swallowed it. When you stretched your foot and was about to kick it, the dog said with tears: You Fight, I already have your flesh and blood in my belly anyway!

5. Time is really amazing. Due to the recent strong solar ions, there will be no signal when talking on the phone under the sun. Don’t panic. Please raise your other hand above your head to block the sunlight when talking on the phone! Remember, the higher the better!

6. Some people say you are a pig! I criticized him seriously! How can this be? How can one say what a person is based on what he or she looks like?

7. Killing time with short messages is called letter life, sending and receiving at the same time is letter communication, sending and receiving like crazy is letter climax, only receiving but not sending is letter indifference, sending to the wrong person is letter harassment, sending and receiving Failure is a letter dysfunction!

8. Since ancient times, a mathematical equation has been true (A=B, B=C), so A=C, you=animal, animal=pig, so you=pig! Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Xiao Ming always sleeps during class, and the teacher criticizes him: Can you please stop sleeping! ? Xiao Ming replied: No, because I am a very poor student. Happy April Fool's Day!

10.Do you have a TV there? Look at CCTV1, the White House in the United States was bombed and the entire building collapsed. The police have sealed off the entire Washington. 19 people died, 32 were injured, and 11 people are missing. . . 1 person was deceived!