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Sister's love story routine is funny

First, you are the right person with love in your mouth, joy in your eyes and love in your heart. Second, the narrow road meets the brave and wins. Gentleness is only for the right person, and you like it only for your sweetheart. I am a stubborn person and never want to change my principles, but after you came, my principles became you. Fourth, I fell in love with you at first sight, whether it was love at first sight or not. I have never loved anyone, you are the first one. I'm afraid I'm not doing well, which makes you feel that love is nothing more than that. 6. I want to be with you, regardless of autumn and winter, regardless of cold and warm, I want to give you the best love, don't go to bed early and don't drink much water. The happiest thing is that one day in the future, I will kiss you before going to bed, hug you in the middle of the night and have you in my dream. Eight, I don't like to travel all over the world, I just want to travel quietly by your side, holding hands for a long time, and the years are long. Nine, you smell the best and smile the best. When you are with me, I never envy anyone. I really want to accompany you through this life. The moment I saw you, God said four words in my ear: Destiny! I want to take you through the spring and autumn, through the rain and dew, through the vicissitudes of life, I still love you as before. 12. When I was very young, I felt that the most romantic thing in the world was that a person ran a long way to see another person, and it still is. Thirteen, want to drink with you is false, want to get drunk in your arms is true. I like you and you like me. I have traditional China habits in my bones, such as people who love each other will be together. 15. I believe I can meet someone better than you, but now you are in front of me, like a waterfall falling from the sky, 360 degrees deafening. I can't see anything except you Sister's love story routine is very funny. 2. My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill, vigorous! Second, the spring breeze is ten miles, it is better to meet you; Clear sky Wan Li, it is better to have you in my heart. Third, I like you, from night to dawn, from winter to warm spring, from one second to life, endless. Fourth, the narrow road meets the brave and wins, and gentleness is only given to the right person. What I want is simple: sugar in my pocket, ink in my stomach, work in my hand, money in my card, and you in the future. Six, like a person can't hide, even if you don't say it, you will run out of your eyes. I like you, serious and timid, from beginning to end. I want to give you a super cute gift, but the courier won't let me into the box. 8. May all the good times in the future be accompanied by you, and may the love words eventually have the Lord, and you and I will not be lonely. Nine, the love story of the corner of your mouth is you, the thoughts in your heart are you, the stars in your eyes are you, and you are the love of the rest of your life. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor. To the world, you are one person; But to me, you are my world. Twelve, in all the happiness that is not remembered, I like you best. Of all the changed landscapes, I like you best. Thirteen, you are a book that you can never get tired of reading. I am willing to read it carefully. Every word is precious, and every sentence enters my heart. Fourteen, you are my warm gloves, cold beer, sunny shirt, and my dream day after day. The world is so big, I just want to like you. I will give you the first sip of soda in the early morning of May, give you a love letter, give you a hug, and give you joy and the rest of my life. Liao Jie's love story routine is funny 3 1 "Do you know the difference between you and a fairy?" "What's the difference?" "The fairy is flying in the sky. You fly in my heart. Do you know why Snow White woke up after being kissed? Why? Try to close your eyes. I find you very strange today. You should feel lonely. Why do you say that? Because you live alone in my heart and have no neighbors. 5. Do you know that we do? I am a good friend. who is it? I don't know. His name is Cupid. You look like one of my relatives. Who is my mother's son-in-law? 7. Your eyes are definitely not as beautiful as mine. Why? Because all my eyes are on you.