Funny sentences for Singles' Day

Singles’ Day is coming. Singles have experienced various Valentine’s Days. Couples show affection to each other and finally return to their home court. The following are the singles that I have carefully collected and organized for you. Funny sentences, I hope you all like them! More information can be found in the Singles’ Day blessing column!

1. Women all hate the same kind of man, that is, the one who is not interested in them. Singles are interested in all single women, so it seems that even if we are single, we are still very popular! Singles' Day *** Mian!

2. Singles are good, bachelors are wonderful, and they are more carefree than you You are happy; no burdens, no worries, you are a thousand times better than you without words; secretly laughing, secretly having fun, today is still Singles' Day; come to celebrate, come to congratulate, and wish singles happy!

3. Super Singles' Day, take off the couplets for you. First line: I don’t want to be single, but I want to be single. When will I stop being single? Second line: Since I am single, I will enjoy being single, even if I stay single. Hengpi: Happy alone.

4. Singles’ Day is here, and I’ll send you a text message with the magic of love! Yue Lao said that bachelors who receive text messages will encounter a beautiful love; lovers who receive text messages, their love will become more and more beautiful. The more beautiful it is; those who read it will be happy, and those who forward it will have good luck!

5. Bachelor, also known as a bachelor, also known as a bachelor, formerly known as an older youth. The male bachelor is called "Guangguang", the female bachelor is called "Mingming", and the one who is a couple is called "Shuangshuang".

6. Singles’ Day is here. Birds are in love, ants are living together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes have miscarriages, butterflies are divorced, caterpillars have remarried, and frogs have given birth. What are you waiting for? What?

7. Mathematics, make an appointment. Learn English and pick up foreign girls. The bold words are still there, but I am still single. Singles' Day is here, forget your bullshit ideals.

8. Happy Singles’ Day to all the bachelors and bachelors in the world. According to the current good stage of socialist development, we must allow some people to get married first to survey the terrain, and we latecomers to step in How good it feels to follow the path paved by the bloody lessons of our predecessors! Haha.

9. People have searched for her thousands of times, and the road has been smoothed. Suddenly I looked back and looked around, there were countless aunts and ladies. Occasionally, there are beautiful women who come to visit, and they are still married women. Most of the rest are basically unsightly.

10. On this occasion of Singles’ Day, on behalf of the All-China Women’s Federation, Chinese Men’s Federation and the Singles Secretariat, I would like to extend my holiday greetings to the singles comrades, and also to all the bachelors’ colleagues who insist on playing games, reading books and chatting on QQ. We extend our heartfelt thanks and greetings.

11. The world is getting more and more screwed up. Beautiful women cannot find husbands, talented women cannot find jobs, and bold women cannot find one-night stands. I wish all the female bachelors a happy Singles Day!

12. Being single is hard, being single is hard, you are already twenty-five, your clothes are torn and there is no one to mend them; being single is fun, being single is happy, having enough to eat alone, The whole family is not hungry.

13. People have searched for her thousands of times, and the road has been smoothed. Suddenly I looked back and looked around, there were countless aunts and ladies. Occasionally, there are beautiful women who come to visit, and they are still married women. Most of the rest are basically unsightly.

14. Being able to watch pigs run away without eating pig’s trotters can be considered as a way to heal my trauma. So bustling areas where you can see beautiful women have become my favorite places. Whenever I see them walking in and out of my sight with their graceful cat steps, I can always feel my long-lost heartbeat and feel sad that they are now married women.

15. The streets are dotted with matchmaking agencies. I also fantasized that they could help me open up sales. However, the final result made me understand what it means to be a father to a thief, and I was drained of my income for several years by the marriage sitter.

16. Singles’ Day is here, the birds are in love, the ants are living together, the flies are pregnant, the mosquitoes have miscarriages, the butterflies are divorced, the caterpillars have remarried, and the frogs have given birth. What are you waiting for? What?

17. Tall, rich and handsome, a bit slutty; poor, ugly and short, a bit of a dick, Singles’ Day, singles tide, blessing storm come to reward you.

Happy Singles' Day!

18. No matter you are naked, young or old, sooner or later you will get naked; whether you are married and unmarried, or naked and regretful, you will definitely be happy anyway. ?marriage?. Singles' Day, singles and couples should have a happy time!

19. Singles' Day, Singles' Day, singles have a very cool life: no house or car, no one complains, meager salary, no one quarrels; whereabouts when going out There is no need to report, and you can go home peacefully without any nagging; you can have fun with your friends at gatherings, and have fun all over the world. Happy Singles' Day, I wish you will meet the person of your dreams soon and fall in love happily.

20. While eating, I can’t help but think: Why am I a bachelor? The chopsticks told me: Look at me. I thought about it and figured it out, can I break away from the bachelor today and be in pairs like chopsticks? Chopsticks shook his head: No, no, no, I mean, not only you are a bachelor, but also those who read the information He is also a bachelor. Haha, happy Singles’ Day!

21. You should be beautiful in appearance, rich in content, young in age, mature in experience, gentle in character, aggressive in doing things, and funny in conversation. , the behavior must be elegant, such a woman is impossible to find, and it is imperative to be single. Happy Singles' Day!

22. Being single is a state: one person is full and the whole family is not hungry; being single is a state of mind: being single is happy and letting nature take its own course; being single is a posture: being happy even if no one is with you !Bachelor is a kind of cohesion: to overthrow loneliness and eliminate decadence, we must enter the ? naked ? territory!

23. Born with a laugh in the world, wandering around the world happily, why bother adding to the worries, why not laugh out loud. In this world of mortals, there is so much loneliness in the depths of love and hate. Why bother and worry? It is better to laugh out loud. On Singles' Day, I wish my friends happiness and joy.

24. Who says being single is not good? If one person eats it, the whole family will be full! Who says being single is boring? Let’s look at all the beautiful and handsome guys! Who says being single is lonely? Let’s celebrate Singles’ Day together! It’s another year of being single. Festival, let’s have fun together if you are not single yet!

25. Teeth may fall out, hair may fall out, but the longing for love cannot be forgotten. Eyes are about to shine, love is about to see the light, and I hope that the hat of a bachelor will be taken off soon. Happy Singles Day.

26. Singles’ Day is here, may you find the girl you like and your eyes will shine. Enjoy the sweetness of love and have a glowing face. Form a happy family and get naked as soon as possible. I wish you all your wishes come true and happiness.

27. May the hydrangea hit you soon, may the peach blossom find you soon, may the beautiful girl come to you soon, may you enter the palace of marriage and enjoy the sweetness of love. Singles' Day is here, and the journey of happiness begins today.

28. "On Singles' Day, all bachelors, bachelors, old bachelors, young bachelors and those who are struggling with love, please be happy. Love is beautiful, but we need to use our precious time If you want to bet on an emotion that is just called love but does not have true love, then I hope you will put down the hypocrisy of timidity and be a happy bachelor. Use the good time to be happy once again, look up to the sky, raise the corners of your mouth, and feel the breeze. It's wonderful, and the world of one person is actually quiet and beautiful. We are all single, but we are not lonely, but we are happy all year round. "

29. We have no clothes, no food, no money in our pockets. Light; love is vast, love is vast, pity and sincerity are unappreciated; worry lasts forever, hate lasts forever, single life has no nutrition, my heart is cold, I wish it would be cold, who will snatch you away from being a bachelor.

30. The bachelor’s mood is envy, jealousy and hatred, the bachelor’s feeling is loneliness, emptiness and coldness, the bachelor’s dream is a God-given marriage, and the bachelor’s wish is the favor of the elderly. It’s Singles’ Day again, I hope you find your other half and your mood becomes brighter!

31. The moon and the sun are you and me, back to back, and no one has met each other; the moon and the sun are you and me face to face, and no one can tell us apart. Who cares? The month and day are the one minute and one second of the day you and I are together, the only love. Happy Singles' Day!

32. Love is not wrong, loneliness should not be stored in the heart, it hurts to the point of indifference; love is not wrong, silence should not be the choice of you and me, when the result comes, we are still lonely. Single.

On Singles' Day, let love not make mistakes again! Be brave!

33. Time flies, some people have a brilliant career, some people have an upright character, and some people fall in love. . . Hey, Singles' Day is here, and we are singles in this love life, so we can only wish each other a happy holiday!

34. Singles, also known as bachelors, are also known as bachelors. The male bachelor is called "Guangguang", the female bachelor is called "Mingming", and the one who is a couple is called "Shuangshuang".

35. The streets are dotted with matchmaking agencies. I also fantasized that they could help me open up sales. However, the final result made me understand what it means to be a father to a thief, and I was drained of my income for several years by the marriage sitter.

36. Professionals always believe that the number of bachelors is increasing year by year. In order to verify their judgment, we must also become bachelors. This is the noblest reason I can think of.

37. The bed is not big enough. I sleep alone. I can turn over as much as I want. It is free and happy.

38. You don’t have to watch people everywhere, you don’t have to go into flower shops, jewelry stores, and designer fashion stores when you go out on the street, and you don’t have to be dragged to the women’s world like a dog. Brothers started to act like siblings, and they could get drunk with their friends until dawn. There was no need to keep an eye on text message notifications, and there was no need to always worry that your phone would suddenly lose signal, and no one would care about you.

39. When I am impulsive, I really want to turn into an animal, even if it is just a hard-working livestock. Just follow the master's orders and don't have to feel the helplessness of being a human being. Or simply do a transplant and undergo a complete sex reassignment operation. Running into the crowd and pretending to be a fool can give fellow citizens an alternative way out.

40. Our country is rich in population and resources. But why are there still so many men who cannot marry wives? Is it because of the constraints of feudal ideology, which disrupted the ratio and number of men and women, or is it because of social regression that has restarted the polygamy system?

41. We bachelors have power, hey! We bachelors have strength! We are busy at work every day and night, hey! We are busy at work every day and night!

42. Bachelors are no longer bachelors, you can choose the girl. Seeing that your career is strong, beauties will follow you. As long as you are handsome, you don't have to worry about no one looking for you. I'm afraid that if you are infatuated, your girlfriend will dump you and you won't be able to figure it out. Be relaxed on Singles' Day, leave the beauties and look for pretty girls, there is no grass anywhere in the world.

43. I watched the sky at night and found that you were surrounded by peach blossoms recently, hugging you from left to right. It turns out that you dance with happiness, sing with happiness, and sleep with good luck. , inseparable from beauty, accompanied by health day and night, holding banknotes every night, happy Singles' Day!

44. I love to sing the majestic "Nunchaku", but I know you are not a villain. Love watching "Happily Single," but I know you don't want to be a bachelor. Singles' Day is here, I wish you get naked as soon as possible and have a sweet love.

45. When watching TV, one person laughs, and the other person opens his mouth to scream while watching TV. Kissing and hugging are the only things that satisfy you, and you can watch beautiful Korean movies and make beautiful women laugh. I no longer think about sleep comedy, I hum in excitement in my dreams. I couldn't help but fall asleep on the sofa, and woke up at ten o'clock with my stomach growling. Singles' Day is here today, silly boy, get up and go to report. Today, the dating agency will notify you that there is a girl who wants to chat with you.

46. I have had a sweetheart, but I missed it in vain and did not cherish it; I have also gone on a blind date, but it is difficult to come true if we are strangers to each other; I have also thought about romantic love, but everything is in vain. Nowadays, I am still a bachelor, and it is difficult to sleep alone. It’s Singles’ Day again, so cheer up and charge again. I hope I can find a close friend and stay together till the end of my life!

47. On Singles’ Day, I give you the "Secrets of Quickly Getting Naked": to combine with the "ultimate goal", to use emotion as the "lifeline", to use love. As the "basic principle", sincerity as the "key method", and action as the "very important point", I wish you a happy Singles' Day and say goodbye to being single as soon as possible!

49. Some people say that being single is good, but who knows that being single is a good thing? I want to find a wife. Some people say that a bachelor is free, but who knows that a lonely person is not sweet at heart. I know in my heart that being single is miserable, and you can still send text messages to tease me when you are depressed.

Singles' Day is here, I hope to be single as soon as possible!

50. Singles' song: As time goes on, the feeling of being single is not pleasant. If you say you are looking for me, then look for me. Look here and there for me. My mouth is watering when I see a beautiful girl on the road. When it’s time to pursue her, pursue her. Pursue with all the wind and fire! I would like to dedicate this song to those friends who are fighting the battle of annihilation on the front line of singles!?

51. An upright man, working hard day and night. Earning a fortune of thousands of dollars is in vain if there is no one to accompany you. Now he is thirty-three, and he is still a bachelor. My parents kept urging me, and my relatives and friends couldn’t help me. It’s Singles’ Day again, I wish you find the other half of your heart as soon as possible!

52. The farthest distance is called “light years”, the thinnest cable is called “optical fiber”, and the fastest speed is called “light years”. The speed of light is the speed of light, the most respectful visit is called patronage, the coolest flight is called light escape, and the most handsome single is called bachelor. Singles’ Day is here, I wish you all your troubles and sorrows will be gone, and you will live a happy life in all colors!

53. On Singles’ Day, you dress up extraordinarily beautifully, with a peony-like appearance and plum blossoms. With quality, a soul like a lotus, a smile like a sunflower, and a grace like a dog’s tail, you are just a nympho?

54. Singles’ Day is here, and diaosi sound the rallying cry: Collective Passionate kiss, high-profile hug; hire beautiful women, love packages; luxury restaurants, coffee burgers; pretend to be handsome, pretend to be rich, forward it to a compatriot today, and your luck will come!

55. Pray to Yuelao, Marriage will come faster; play with Cupid, and the marriage will be more enjoyable; please the matchmaker, and the marriage will come closer. Dear bachelor friends, be nice to the friends around you, and marriage may be around you!

56. When the rain hits the duckweed and the wind blows the catkins, there will be crazy children in the world. Ruthless, forgetting each other. Those who are in love will eventually get married. A bachelor, attracting all the attention. Singles' Day is here, so take all the courage you can to become a monk. If you don't want to get married, you should become a monk. If you don't want to take off your clothes, you should shave off your hair. Wish you: Have a happy holiday and get naked!

57. Singles’ Day is here, and I solemnly declare the responsibilities of relatives and friends: be familiar with and understand the situation of single relatives and friends, often follow their thoughts and trends in depth, and introduce them to people of the right age in a timely manner. Adapt to the partner and relationship, proactively guide marriage and love skills, assist single relatives and friends to do a good job in love, urge them to implement romantic plans, and ensure that single relatives and friends can get married as soon as possible.

58. After the whole autumn, I haven’t seen my other half yet. I don’t know that I have to wait until that day to meet my spring. I hope that maybe this winter, I can catch up with my partner next summer. , Singles Day, a day of missing you!

59. Don’t be afraid of the desertedness around you, be patient; don’t be afraid of the loneliness at midnight, be able to endure it; don’t be too much of unfettered freedom, be steady. Hold on; don’t be greedy for the temptation of beauty, hold on; don’t pay attention to the endless emptiness, hold on; hold on to the SMS greetings for Singles’ Day!

60. Singles are tired, the flowers are before the moon. Having no one to accompany you; being single is miserable, dancing alone among thousands of flowers; being single is boring, having endless blind dates; being single is miserable, being paired up with others. Fortunately, there is Singles' Day, so you will not be short of happiness! Have a happy holiday!

61. Love is empty, love is empty, a person is wandering in the street; people are empty, heart is empty, and no one wants to go home; Things are empty, career is empty, one person's goal is empty; mobile phone is empty and no one is looking for it, life is deserted and not easy. It’s a difficult holiday for singles, so take action to find a beautiful woman, get rid of being alone, and live a new life as a couple.

On Singles' Day, I wish you to fall in love quickly and get married quickly!

62. Speaking of singles on Singles' Day, it seems that life is miserable but actually it is beautiful; in the bitter rain, alone with no one to accompany you, and being sad and sick makes you suffer even more; just saying it is pitiful. No, being single should be the most fearless; you are young and beautiful, and your fashion and charm are more avant-garde; one person drinks and the whole family gets drunk, and parties can be held freely; working hard is not too tiring, and you can take a leisurely walk

63. I am single and I am not afraid, there are a lot of beauties in the world; I am single and I have no worries, love will come to me sooner or later; I am single and I am not miserable, and living alone is happy; Singles Day is here, I am single, I am happy, and I enjoy being single Moment!

64. Others say that being single is good, but they don’t realize that being single is lonely. Others say that being single is the best, cultivating the Nine Yang internally and the Nine Yin externally. Looking at the rivers and lakes is lonely, when life is at its peak. Turning around and staring, the peach blossoms are blooming, and no leaves touch my clothes along the way. Being a double cultivator, I don’t want to taste bachelor tea.

65. You are one, I am one, I will love you forever; your left hand, my right hand, our hands are in love with each other; you are water, I am a fish, and the fish and water merge together to envy the immortal. On November 11, I would like to recall the beautiful past with my dear ***, and at the same time wish all lovers in the world to get married eventually.

66. Running all the way, just to catch up with you in front of me, dreaming all my life, I just want you and me to stay together in this life, a love song, I hope you and I will sing in this life, and represent me all our lives. My attachment to you sends my sincerity to you wholeheartedly, and I match you with my lifelong wish. On November 11th, I promise my dear, you are the only one in my heart.

67. Singles’ Day, the best almanac guide: Avoid getting drunk in pairs; the best posture guide: golden rooster independence; the best expression guide: open one eye and close one eye; the best kung fu guide : One yang finger; The best mood guide: Loneliness, emptiness and coldness; The best activity guide: Breaking up a pair to make a pair; The best recipe guide: Holding fried dough sticks with chopsticks; The best blessing guide: Happy holidays to all singles!

68. Temporary singleness is to wait for the arrival of a better woman. Temporary failure is to better succeed in the future. Don't be discouraged just because you are single, and don't give up pursuing it just because you are single. Singles, the right fate is waiting for you to fight for. On Singles' Day, I wish all singles a happy day.

69. A bachelor, a bachelor, he eats alone during the day and sleeps alone at night. He is comfortable eating horizontally and lying upright, but he is lonely day and night and has no one to accompany him. He does not moan when he is a little sick and itchy. His cheeks are filled with tears when he is hungry and cold. Singles' Day is coming soon, good people will help me find a matchmaker, and I will find a beautiful companion, so that I can end my loneliness and be happy. On Singles' Day, may all the wishes of us singles come true and marriages come!

70. Singles' Day, buddy, I am "Laobao", I specialize in arranging marriages, guaranteeing your satisfaction and happiness. , I promise you will be happy, but the premise is that you must be the "white, rich and handsome" Zhu Bajie. Haha, I wish you a happy holiday, love and happiness.

71. The trousers are pressed flat, the shirt is well-dressed, the shoes are well polished, the hair is thin and smooth, the face is painted white, and the body is scented. From a distance, he looks like an overseas Chinese, but from up close, he looks like a silly kid. Silly, I stood there eagerly waiting for a good match. ?Singles Day? is here, my friend: why are you still standing? Hurry up and join in the routine of stripping off and register at a marriage agency.

72. Butterflies fly together, mandarin ducks play in the water, you are lonely and you become a pair; the plum blossoms are fragrant, the green waves convey your feelings, you feel lonely and talk to yourself in the mirror; one by one, Singles' Day is coming , swan geese convey love, stars point their wishes, and send text messages. May your love be overflowing, your wishes come true, and your dreams come true.

73. No one can stop you from playing poker and mahjong. You can play online all night long. No one cares about smoking or drinking, just look at beautiful women as much as you like. No nagging and no burdens, singles can have endless fun. Singles' Day is here, I wish all singles to live a free and wonderful life, and travel lightly to achieve brilliance.

74. The left-over man’s stripping route: Surround yourself tightly with your girlfriend, focus on your girlfriend’s thoughts, insist on starting with small things and always send warmth, insist on being creative and relevant, and always create romance. Be thick-skinned and considerate. Be careful and work hard to pamper the other person into a happy, sweet and happy little woman.

75. I am a bachelor and I am proud. I can chat with my friends all night long. I can sleep in on weekends. I can get up early without makeup. I can look at handsome and fashionable men casually and laugh without any worries. Singles' Day, I am a bachelor and I am proud!

76. I have searched hundreds of times on the Internet, but I have found a lot of people without any news. The pursuit of true love is like reaching the sky, but the search for true love is endless. If you retreat when faced with difficulties, your good deeds will be fruitless. Just wait for the blind cat to die, and the heaven will fall. ?Singles' Day? I wish eleven, eleven heroes will make more money, have cars, houses, and money. I don't believe that no one in the world is worthy of me.

77. "Singles' Day is approaching, to all unmarried members: First of all, happy Singles' Day! I am single, so proud, and it makes me feel like the sea, sometimes calm, sometimes surging. I am like an eagle, Fly freely. We are in the early stage of the marriage era. After more than 20 years of hard work, although we have made great achievements in meeting many people of the opposite sex, the main problem at this stage is that there is a large population and a relative shortage of per capita resources. Contradiction is the growing contradiction between the person who loves me and the person who loves me does not love me. The competition between love rivals is no longer the main contradiction in the initial stage, but it will exist for a long time to a certain extent and will continue to exist for a certain period of time. It may be intensified under certain conditions.

78. Traveling through thousands of rivers and mountains, just to find one true love; going through all kinds of hardships, just to find one soulmate. They all said they were going to do it, but in the end they went their separate ways without seeing each other. Singles' Day is here. May you cheer up, move forward, and get naked as soon as possible?!

79. When you walk in the crowd, you are alone; when you go in and out of the theater, You are alone; in your career, you work alone. Singles' Day is here, and I wish you will get naked as soon as possible and no longer be alone!

80. Young man, I see that you are talented and intelligent. You are a bachelor wizard who is rare in a century. The important task of revitalizing the bachelor world is left to you. I have a bachelor motto here: go your own way and let others take off their clothes. If you and I are destined, I will give it away for free.

81. No one cares about the bachelors, cheating and kidnapping. It doesn’t matter whether they are drunk today or boiled water tomorrow. The police will arrest them and put them behind bars. I regret that I really shouldn’t have ended up like this. You should get married at a young age and live a law-abiding life. I wish you to change your ways and marry a beautiful woman as soon as possible. /p>

82. When the moon is dark and the wind is high, it is never too late to give blessings to singles: among thousands of flowers, not a single leaf is missed; follow your feelings and take off your clothes as early as possible; you would rather eat grass by the side of your nest. You will never grow old. Happy Singles Day!

83. I feel depressed for a few times, and sometimes I drink too much, and I still feel like vomiting when I wake up. , I thought it was cool at first, but looking back now, I feel lonely and miserable on Singles’ Day, and I have countless blessings on Singles’ Day: May you have a sweet life with your lover!

84. Loneliness is not terrible, being single is not shameful, being single is still cool, you can eat and spend as much as you want, sing and dance in karaoke and swipe your credit card, freedom is the boss. It’s Singles’ Day again, I wish you to be happy as ever and have many blessings. . Life is sweet, career is prosperous!

85. A long sigh that no one knows, two lines of clear tears and a sad heart. The wind blows in the middle of the night, and it is so unlucky to encounter obstacles everywhere. It is another Singles Day, I hope to God. May a miracle happen. Lovers get married, and happiness will come after Singles’ Day! May all singles in the world be blessed with a perfect match, and double happiness!

86. I live at the head of the Yangtze River, and you live at the end of the Yangtze River. When can you cross the river and take off my title of bachelor? I would like to show you that there are thousands of species in the world, but I only envy mandarin ducks, not immortals! Having said that, before we meet, I would like to say, Happy Singles' Day~

87. We are five cents, and we have been looking for the other five cents that belong to each other before we can be together. We 50-cents should be happy during Singles' Day, because who knows if someone will fall in love with us in the next second.

So, it’s Singles’ Day, get high!

88. For male bachelors, twenty is semi-finished product, thirty is finished product, forty is fine product, fifty is top grade, sixty is top grade, seventy is waste product, and eighty. It's a souvenir. Singles Day, buddy, what kind of character are you now?

89. If you don’t have the troubles of Brother Dalang, don’t expect Pan Jinlian’s beauty. Based on local girls, keep your feet on the ground, don't be too high-flying, and don't step on just a few boats. Reform and opening up can help us get rid of poverty. On Singles' Day, let's get naked. On Singles' Day, I wish you a happy holiday, and I wish all lovers in the world will finally get married!

90. Singles' Day is here, old bachelors and young bachelors can all have feelings; Singles' Day is beautiful, poor bachelors are rich, singles are happy. They can all flaunt their innocence; Singles' Day is good, fat bachelors and thin bachelors can all pair up successfully; Singles' Day is wonderful, ugly bachelors and handsome bachelors can all turn against each other! May the bachelors fall down and the happy ones stand up on this Singles' Day!

91. A bachelor is brave and is not afraid of visiting the Diaoyu Islands; a bachelor is big and can accommodate unpalatable instant noodles; a bachelor is big and can stay at home alone; a bachelor is capable and dares to spend as much as he wants on a treat. On Singles' Day, I praise bachelors. If you think bachelors are good, please call me! Happy Singles' Day!

92. Clean up your clothes and maintain a progressive image; sort out your emotions and maintain an optimistic attitude. ; Condition your body and maintain a healthy look. I believe there will always be someone who appreciates you, and I believe there will always be someone who is suitable for you. On Singles’ Day, I wish you can meet your significant other who appreciates you and is suitable for you soon.

93. A bachelor’s life is wonderful, a bachelor’s life is wonderful; there is no quarrel, no trouble, a bachelor’s life is really free; he enjoys himself and laughs, the bachelor’s world is infinitely better. Singles’ Day is here again, I wish you happiness and sweetness!

94. On Singles’ Day, fold a thousand paper cranes and fly them to sincerely pray; find a thousand reasons to bring you good luck; lead A thousand roads make your dreams come true; I send you a thousand blessings, wishing you long-lasting happiness!

95. On Singles’ Day, Cricket and Bear made a bet: Look, I’ll jump into the grass. Less than?. The bear didn't believe it, and the cricket jumped into the grass. The bear was watching, the bear was still watching, why was the bear still looking at it? Like a bear! Stop looking--Happy Singles' Day!

96. Singles' Day, Sending you roses is a bit "wasteful", giving you a hug is a bit "ambiguous"; inviting you for an outing is afraid you will be too tired, inviting you to dinner while you are "losing weight"; sending you blessings is not expensive, and I hope you will be free soon. Single happiness? Party?!

97. Two people stand side by side on October 1, 2020, with the red line of marriage tied to each other. State your name and gender, and you will be an instant couple and a good match. Anyone who sees this text message must forward it. Leave the single aristocracy, don’t complain if you don’t wait after the expiration date. Happy Singles' Day is coming, fall in love quickly, get married quickly, and happiness and sweetness will fly everywhere.

98. There are many women around you, but few can catch your eye; you go through all the hardships to find the one you love, but you are already a famous woman; you muster up the courage to pursue love, but you are always Hitting the wall one after another; persisting despite all difficulties and dangers, sooner or later you will find a good relationship. On Singles' Day, I hope that fellow singles will continue their efforts and achieve love victory as soon as possible.

99. I am here to share your loneliness with you. I am here to help you bear your worries. I am here to share your happiness with you. I am here to share your emotions with you. , you have to find it yourself. Singles' Day is here. I hope you find true love as soon as possible and have eternal happiness.

100. Singles’ Day is here, and the light shines brightly. The soles of my shoes were polished and polished, and when I saw the beauty, I was glowing green. I was no longer shy and dared to show off my hair. My hair was combed and shiny. I wiped away my loneliness and helplessness. I half-pushed and took off my clothes early.

Happy Singles' Day!

101. Shuttle through the streets diligently and wander bravely in the sea of ??people; don't be afraid of getting tired when you see a beautiful woman chasing after you two steps; don't be discouraged when you lose every step of her confession; Singles' Day is here, I hope you can get rid of it as soon as possible ?Single? Love is beautiful, entangled and fluttering!

102. Big Singles' Day reward, go shopping, eat, watch movies, go to parties with discounted price, help order meals, order flowers, help book a room at a friendly price, rebate Ben holds hands and hugs, and gets a 50% discount with his student ID card. If you are the one, thank you for your cooperation! Happy Singles' Day!

103. We are so happy as singles, floating among thousands of flowers, how can we be like a good family gentleman, hanging on a tree, so sad!

104. When I see you, I feel annoyed, when I think of you, I feel resentful, and when I see you, I want to kick you away. Why do you let me underestimate you so much that you dare not give me a rose or say anything to me? You don’t even dare to hold my little hand on the street. You let me down so much. You have to behave well today, otherwise, next month and day will be your holiday.

105. One person is free, but two people are free and happy together; one hand is lonely, but two hands hold each other and feel each other's warmth; a line has no boundaries, but you and I have it now* **The same intersection. On January 1, Singles’ Day is here, and I would like to express my long-silent call to you in my heart. My dear, this year is our last Singles’ Day.

106. There is not the warmth of one plus one equals a happy family here, but there is also a different happiness; there is no romantic and comfortable Valentine's Day of love, but there is also a different kind of freedom; there is no exhaustion here Thinking about the simple happiness of pleasing another person, but it also has a different kind of comfort. This is the singles club, and our oath is: Love is sincere and beautiful, and singles are also happy.

107. Singles’ Day, I sent this text message at 0:00. Maybe it woke you up from your deep sleep. Maybe you are still crying about Singles’ Day? Put aside your worries and show your love. Smile; put aside your worries and show your confidence. Don’t be afraid of Singles’ Day, as long as you are confident and work hard to love yourself and everyone, someone will fall in love with you one day!

108. It’s not that you are not handsome, it’s that no one will appreciate your beauty; it’s not that you are not good, it’s God will give you more tests; it’s not because you’re unlucky, it’s because you haven’t found your true lover yet. On Singles' Day, I wish singles to move forward bravely, escape from the suffering of being single as soon as possible, and find their own happiness.

109. What is a bachelor? It means that others are in pairs, but you are in groups; others are like glue, but you are hungry and thirsty; others are always sunny, but you are a bolt from the blue; others are affectionate, but you are But I gobble it up; I talk quickly to others, but actually I also want you to get naked as soon as possible and bathe in the happy sunshine!

110. It’s Singles’ Day again, and every time at this time, I feel more spring-like, and my friends comfort me. Let's fight for beer, parents and relatives are busy talking about matchmaking, don't be afraid to keep an empty house this year, you will definitely have a grand family in the future - I support you!

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