Begging for CCTV Yu Jia’s classic commentary

Owner, I think what Yu Jia said when the Chinese team played the Lithuanian team in a certain year is the most classic:

Yu Jia: "(Lithuanian team's) twins Raf The Rinovich brothers played together since childhood. In 1991, they were both imprisoned for rape. They developed one-on-one and strong bodies in prison. "I'm sweating~

Yu Jia. : "Uncle at least won't be like someone who shot 2-for-11 or 1-for-12.

Yu Jia's wonderful comments on All-Star players:

Wade, compared to dunks, the former The two-day spectacle and dress show will be even more impressive. The Flash has begun to understand that being appropriately high-profile is not a bad thing.

Iverson's unpredictable passing is equally unpredictable. The new head shape allows AI to still attract everyone's attention, but compared with the arrogance of young people, Iverson has replaced the unruly style of participating in the All-Star Game in his youth with restraint.

Howard, Superman. He saved the All-Stars last year, and this year he came back to continue to save the All-Stars. He should have been sitting on the sidelines with superstars like James Wade and Paul watching the second-tier stars fight to the death, but he still entertained in the venue with his superstar status. For the masses, he is the only one.

James, the Eastern Conference scoring leader, proved his strength, but did not bring exciting performances like the regular season. The three things that can be remembered are the dunks next year. The promise of the game, the alley-oop at the last moment and the jump score of three people in a row

Garnett, perhaps because he entered the rigorous Celtics, the Wolf King gave up a lot of his show expertise. His performance is unusually mediocre. It would be better if he could challenge the West more at the beginning.

Joe Johnson, you are indeed the worst performer this year.

Lewis, three-pointers still rely on instant muscle memory, either consecutive hits or consecutive misses, but for the job of defending O'Fat...well, I am willing to give him extra points.

Pierce, in actual combat. Star Pai obviously still has no talent for comedy. The five-star red flag camera he has been holding is more attractive to Chinese fans than his own show.

Ray Allen, Allen has always attached great importance to the All-Stars, but he did not vote for it this year. Scoring a three-pointer is not like his style.

Harris, being too easily excited and ups and downs is a summary of Harris' performance during the All-Star Weekend, and it is also the reason why Cuban has not declared himself an idiot in public. .

Mo Williams, participating in the All-Star Game has two meanings: one is to satisfy the Cavaliers' vanity, and the other is to appropriately increase the opportunity to appear when James has no time to take care of his friends in the entertainment industry.

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Granger, it doesn’t matter two points, young man, you have just started.

Mike Brown, the glasses you changed this time are definitely worthy of your bright smile, about All-Stars. For interviews arranged by staff, I can ask LeBron directly

Kobe. Kobe is more mature than before. He knows how to perform, practice, and be humble. His 27 points can be ranked at the forefront even in the history of All-Stars. , and what’s even more valuable is that he left the Co-MVP trophy to Shaq. This is an absolute superstar style. Jordan winning both MVPs in the same season is a great achievement, and Kobe has already begun to exert his strength this season.

Paul, the agile Queen Bee is indeed all-powerful. He not only proved that he has the ability to win the MVP since last year, but also made people in Phoenix lament Nash's aging.

Yao Ming, big man, will he break dance for us again or will he shoot another three-pointer for the Western Conference? Choose one?

Amare Stoudemire, maybe Porter's firing made him feel better? If you want to see an enhanced version of Yi Jianlian, please pay attention to all the games of Little Overlord.

Duncan, Shita's performance is getting closer and closer to the regular season, but his entry into the starting lineup proves that fans do not only recognize actors. But this is Phoenix, and Duncan knows it.

Roy, Roy also started to show off his bounces and dunks at the right time in the All-Star Game, which is a good thing for the fans and himself.

Parker, the alley-oop that Paul completed was indeed shocking, but the camera seems to be focused more on your wife, sorry, Mr. Tony Longoria.

Billups, with so many outstanding inside players, the job of the MVP point guard is indeed too simple.

Gasol, you are teaching your brother how to play All-Star, right? But your pass to Rudy in the slam dunk contest really held him back.

David West, compare the data and you will see a copycat version of Tim Duncan.

Nowitzki and Nowitzki seem to be gradually losing their enthusiasm for the All-Star Game. I don’t know whether this is related to the boring game or Nash’s absence.

O'Neal, we remember two words: MVP and Shaqabbawockeez. Looking back two decades, Shaq is definitely the greatest All-Star ever, and as long as he's around, you'll laugh out loud more. This MVP is the league's apology for not being selected last year, and a tribute to him for entertaining the public every year. From now on, this trophy can be named the Shaquille O'Neal Cup.

Phil Jackson, Jackson gave the OK group the opportunity to win the MVP trophy twice. The fans must thank him.

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The following are the classic quotations of Yang Yi and Su Qun

The classic quotations of Yang Yi :

1. The woman holding the child asked Yao Ming: Do you have a child? Yao Ming said I'm not married yet, so I'm not married yet; Mookie Norris said: I'm not married either, but I have two children...

2. Andre Miller Seeing Alston is like a dog seeing a bone. Why not chew it now? There are also Tinsley, Davis, Deron and others, these strong point guards will chew this bone until it is clean...

3. Yao Ming committed a foul, okay ! Finally called the opponent for a foul! In fact, Chandler also hit like this at the end of the game against the Hornets, but he didn't brag that time...

4. A fan sent a text message: I hope McGrady will be like him when he comes back. The same as in the advertisement, understand that basketball is for 5 people... Yang Yi: If it were all like what the advertisement said, how wonderful our life would be! ! !

Su Qun’s: The Rockets are a blue-collar lineup. Don’t think too highly of yourself. According to the current Rockets lineup, they would not have been able to make the playoffs.

Who is the Rockets? Anyone who plays the 1st position thinks he is Alston, whoever plays the 3rd position thinks he is Tracy McGrady, role players can’t understand the situation at all

Yao Ming should stop saying so much before games in the future. Working hard doesn't mean everyone is working hard with you

The Rockets might as well not have the home court advantage. It’s not shameful to lose like this. It’s not shameful to lose even if you have the home field advantage.

That’s what Brooks is like, he makes a mistake as soon as he rushes, and he rushes to reincarnate so quickly

I’ve been looking for it for a long time , I only found so many of Yu Jia’s, and the others were basically to his detriment. It’s not good~ Yang Yi’s has more~ Su Qun’s also has some~ I hope you will be satisfied!