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Everyone in the space likes to turn. Tell me about it.
1. I still choose to love you forever. Please don't break my heart again. Maybe I will really leave.
If one day, I no longer rely on or give you information, it is because you are no longer so important.
Sometimes, I prefer to pretend that I can't see, hear or cry, so I don't care.
To tell the truth, I really don't want to abandon you, but I don't want to abandon you after meeting and regret it.
If one day I tell you that I am with you, it must be a light year.
6. When sleeping, always unconsciously let the body and bed tilt to 45℃, because it is easy to enter the dream.
7. Once you said that I would marry you in the future. Now I say, in the future, I will wait for you.
Dear, you said to accompany me to Seoul to watch the dawn, and the white cat was displaced.
9. Pale desolation mixed with deep sadness.
10.℡ A person landed alone, and it was crowded, leaving only loneliness.
1 1. If one day I tell you that I am with you, it must be farther than light years.
12. It turned out that Russia ruined its own happiness.
13. Those that are gone can't be found. You don't know how to cherish what you have now.
14. After you leave, I will never wait here again.
15. When you sleep, you always unconsciously tilt your body and bed to 45℃, because it is easy to walk into dreams.
16. I am not a gentle high-heeled sister, I am just his woman.
17. If love has different shapes, I will keep my favorite you in my heart.
18. At the crossroads of love, you chose a turning point. Who will stay for me on my horizon?
19. You have a boy who loves you very much. You will be very happy.
20. If one day I tell you that I am with you, it must be a light year.
2 1. Familiar appearance is a must for my love.
22. Network, we are close at hand. Reality, we are separated from Wan Li. Beautiful sentences of girls
23. If a person loves you, he will tell you that he misses you without asking.
25. Perhaps, all my time in front of you is waiting for the day when I meet you.
26. You can say I love you, you can say I miss you, please say to me with a smile: I love you!
God knows how much I love you, but you use me as a tool to forget her.
Everyone loves such non-mainstream mood phrases.
Everyone loves such non-mainstream mood phrases.
1. Don't interrupt others, even if they say something wrong. He won't listen to you patiently when he has something on his mind.
You should try to analyze things from other people's standpoint. The Indian said, "First of all, you should walk a long way from the standpoint of others." Don't forget to ask yourself: Why did he do it? Understanding everything means forgiving everything.
3. Don't always be reasonable. You can be smarter than others, but don't tell each other. You have to admit that you may be wrong-it will avoid all quarrels.
4. Give small gifts often-you can find ways to make others happy. The energy you spent on the gift shows how much you spent on him.
When there is contradiction, you should keep calm. First of all, you should listen to each other's opinions and try to find the agreement between them. You should also look at yourself critically, promise to consider his opinions and thank him for his inspiration.
6. You should show real interest in others. You should use this as your slogan: be interested in others, not show yourself interesting. You should show that you are considering ways to help each other.
7. Keep smiling. Nothing needs to smile more than those who never smile at others.
8. Always address each other by their full names. This shows your respect for him. Everyone wants to hear his name, which makes him happier than hearing any alternative name. Of course, you should try to remember each other's names for this.
9. You should learn to look at the problem from the other person's point of view. You have to ask yourself: What do you really need? How can I benefit him?
10. You should try to make yourself feel good when talking to everyone, including on the phone-first to himself, then to your behavior, and finally to you.
1 1. Forgive others as soon as possible and don't hold grudges.
12. When you think of each other, give him your best wishes.
13. Let others save face at any time. Don't embarrass anyone, don't belittle others, and don't exaggerate their mistakes.
14. Only speak well of others behind their backs. If you can't find anything to say, then you should keep silent.
15. Observe others carefully and you will find what they have done. Give full reasons when expressing compliments, so that your compliments won't be flattering.
16. You should always quote other people's noble thoughts and motives. Everyone wants to be considered generous and selfless by others. If you want others to improve, then you act as if they already have these excellent qualities. In that case, he will do everything possible not to disappoint.
17. Try not to criticize others. When you have to criticize, you'd better take an indirect approach. You should always be right about things, not people. You should show the other person that you really like him and are willing to help him. You should not criticize others in your writing.
18. You should allow others to feel good about themselves occasionally. Don't brag, admit that you have shortcomings. You should be modest and prudent, guard against arrogance and rashness. If you want to make enemies, hit others everywhere. If you want to get friends, you must be tolerant.
19. When you make a mistake, apologize in time; When you are to be blamed, you'd better take the initiative to apologize.
20. You should give more suggestions instead of giving orders. In this way, you can promote cooperation and avoid conflicts.
2 1. When others are angry, you should show understanding. The anger of others is often just to get your attention. You should give others enough sympathy and attention-they need these.
22. You should talk as little as possible. You should give others a chance to tell and be a good listener yourself.
You should convince others that this idea comes from himself. A good idea doesn't care who owns it, but everyone is willing to believe that they are acting according to their own wishes. The ocean is the king of streams, because it can accept all rivers.
Qq space is wonderful, talk about comments.
Qq space is wonderful, talk about comments.
1, a child went to the shop downstairs to buy a drink. The shopkeeper gave him a bottle, and then the child said there was no money. The shopkeeper angrily threatened that he had no money to find your mother! The child was so scared that the bottle cap fell off the floor. Pick it up, have a look and have another bottle! So he gave the bottle cap to the shopkeeper and left happily. Let the shopkeeper look blank.
2. One day, I watched a movie and went shopping with my long-cherished male friend. I was ecstatic, but I still tried to stay reserved. As soon as I got back to the dormitory after separation, I wanted to share this joy with my best girlfriend, so I made up a short message to be happy for me. Xx finally invited me to a movie and bought me a dress. We finally made progress. After pressing the send button, I suddenly found that the short message was sent to this boyfriend by mistake.
There are two kinds of people in the office. One is that when the boss enters, he quickly walks into the elevator and befriends the boss. The other is to deliberately slow down when seeing the boss enter the elevator and not enter the same elevator with the boss. The former people rise fast, while the latter people live long.
4. Bag, where is your girl friends? Zhang Long, my girlfriend is Aquarius. Zhao Hu, my girlfriend is from Capricorn. Dynasty, my girlfriend is Pisces. Mahan, my girlfriend is Sagittarius. Bags, Gongsun Ce. What about yours? Cece, my girlfriend is made of rubber.
Early in the morning, mother snail went out with her little snail. The little snail asked his mother puzzled, where are we going? Mother snail, didn't we agree to take you on a blind date? . Snails, but I'm still young. ! Mother snail, you are so stupid. It's almost there!
6. My husband despises me in every way and strikes me in every way, saying that I am not as good as him and that I am not as good as him. It seems that I am useless. Finally, one day I told him that I am nothing like you, but I am better than you, and my husband is better than your wife. Since then, serfs have turned over and become masters!
7. I asked my boyfriend, are you really a rich second generation and have been testing me? My boyfriend said excitedly that I always thought I was a rich second generation. Is my dad testing me?
When I saw a MM wearing red socks, I joked with her. What year was your birth? Her eyes suddenly widened. Have you seen my underwear? I .......
9. The weather is extremely cold, not only windy, but also snowy. Under the girls' dormitory, many boys are waiting for their girlfriends in the snow and cold wind. My roommate said to me, "These boys are very poor." I said calmly, that's because you didn't see them when they were playing.
10, my daughter is really getting smarter and smarter. Today, when I was eating out, I walked back with two cream cakes and accidentally dropped one on the way. When the daughter saw it, she immediately shouted, "Dad, you dropped your chess piece."
1 1. I have a dream that my ID number can appear in the balance of the bank card. If you have the same dream, please raise your hand.
12. Some things you think will continue tomorrow, and some people will meet again. Because you think yesterday, today and tomorrow should be no different, but once you let go or turn around, some things will change completely. The sun goes down, and before it rises again, some people will say goodbye to you forever! So what you can grasp now is the most real.
13, it is actually very difficult to live well. You need to learn to cherish and give up; A simple and happy life is actually more difficult. It needs an idea, a mentality and a self. Doing what you like is freedom, doing what you like is happiness, and you have to choose everything yourself.
14, there is a very funny buddy in the university dormitory. We nicknamed him the big pig's head, which is what he usually calls it. But finally one day, he broke out to us. Please don't give me a nickname, and don't scream all day. I hope you can respect me, ok! Call me Wang from now on!
15, now boys are thinner, whiter and prettier than girls, and they have to compete with girls for boys; Now girls are cooler, more handsome and more masculine than boys, forcing boys to like boys!
16, but there is still no response for a long time. My wife couldn't help calling and found that the phone was turned off! My wife is so angry! Just then, suddenly a strange number sent me information and homework, and I accepted it for you!
17, a buddy went to the mall to buy expensive shoes, then packed them in plastic bags and put them in the freezer before the expiration of the shelf life, waited for a day or two before taking them out, and then the soles broke when they were knocked hard on the ground. Then he took it to the mall for a new one, and now it has been blacklisted by several nearby shopping malls and shoe stores.
18, the woman who fell in love with cigarettes said: How can a woman have a tip if a man is not drunk? How can a man have a chance if a woman is not drunk? Women and men are not drunk, and no one sleeps in the hotel.
19, I often see a man saying that he can only have sex if he can't find a girl, as if he really wants to have sex. . . How can men look up to men who women don't look up to? . .
20. My husband's friends often come to our house for dinner. They all praised the delicious food I cooked, but once I didn't feel well, so I went to a restaurant and bought some vegetables. I didn't expect them to say, ouch! Sister-in-law won't come to dinner for a few days. You are good at cooking! After eating so many times, today's food is the best! Everyone was silent after hearing my black face saying that I bought all the dishes today.
2 1. One day, my stupid girlfriend asked me, do you like smart girls or beautiful girls? I said I didn't like either because I liked you. Idiot girlfriend immediately smiled happily, and then fell into a deep silence. . . . .
22. Dad insisted that I take my girlfriend home for dinner. But my girlfriend is on a business trip! I met my cousin on my way back from work! Just ask her to come to my house for dinner! As soon as I entered the door, the slippers flew over! Dad said, you bastard!
23. The Spring Festival is coming. Who will lend me 5000 yuan to buy a decent new dress? Repayment by installments, 50 years, 100 yuan per year, 8 3 yuan per month, 27 cents per day. I give you a red envelope every day, 1.3 in the morning and 1.4 in the afternoon. Every day is a lifetime, and there are surprises every day. . . We have contact every day, so we will never leave for fifty years.
24. I spent a lot of money these days and accidentally ran out of living expenses. But there are still a few days before the end of the month, and I am going to ask my father to give me some living expenses. I got up in the morning and made noodles for my family for breakfast. Dad looked at me warily with chopsticks and asked, how much is this bowl?
25. My friend said that this woman is really difficult to serve now. One minute she said she wanted to eat grapes, and when she bought one, she said she wanted to eat lychee, just like walking the dog. I said, "Don't be dissatisfied." My bitch said she wanted to eat a box lunch on the train.
26, recently found a good way to vent decompression. That is to go to the toilet. After going to the toilet, I said to the toilet with a ferocious face, "You shit for me!" "
27. I took out the spicy strips I bought in the dormitory the other day and planned to eat them. When I smelled them, I threw them away. . . Idiot roommate suddenly said, I didn't find you TM is the real local tyrant, eating spicy strips only smells.
28. A teacher said to her students, "You changed my religious belief. I used to be an atheist, but after meeting you, I really met a ghost
29. Dude, your new mobile phone is really nice! Where did you buy it? B, not bad! This is not bought, but the first prize in the running competition! A, oh, first place, that's amazing! How many people took part in the competition? There are only three participants. I came first, the second was a policeman, and the third was a person who lost his mobile phone!
30. I went on a blind date and talked with that girl for an hour. The matchmaker asked, how do you feel? I'm fine! It is estimated that girls have a crush on me, washed their faces twice and put on makeup twice! The matchmaker asked the girl, what do you think? Girl, alas. . . How boring! I almost fell asleep! Fortunately, I washed my face twice!
3 1, dormitory party, two roommates drank too much, so they went to bunk beds! I didn't expect the upper berth to wet the bed in the middle of the night. The one in the lower bunk said in a daze, God, it's so cool to take a shower!
32. My husband went to the bar in the evening. My wife is upset at home, it's almost two in the morning, and my husband hasn't come back yet! My wife sent a text message and came back to hand in her homework!
33. The reeling man made a successful appointment on WeChat and walked into the hotel with his sister paper. Diaosi man asked the boss about the price of the hourly room, and the boss pointed to the marked price of 40 yuan for one hour. Diaosi man thought for a moment, took out ten pieces from his pocket and handed them to the boss: Tell me the room number. . . Hey, sister paper, don't go. . Don't go. . . Ten dollars more? . . .
34. Going to KTV with friends, a man said, "Give me a song and order that song for Yan Fujie!" ! We are all surprised to have this song? ! Suddenly anonymous shouted, bosom lover? Men, right, right, all laugh.
35. A middle-aged man is buying underwear. He looked at a pair of underwear carefully for a long time and suddenly asked, does it look good on you? I heard the salesgirl say angrily, "Go home and ask your wife!" " !
36. I saw an updated blog in a buddy's space. From today on, my wife will sleep with someone else's husband, and I will wait on him. I can't help it He's here with a gun! I went, gave birth to a son, and had such good news.
37. The Chinese New Year will be celebrated in half a month. According to the tradition of China people, they must go home for the New Year. At this time, they will face a problem. How can they go home dressed? In particular, Tony, John, Mary and James, who enter and leave the senior office buildings in CBD, have to climb mountains, transfer to donkey carts and return to the county town, becoming Wang Dazhu Zi, San Tiezi and Chunhua Nizi, chewing simple melon seeds and playing mahjong on the kang!
38. Life is like a rocker. When you hit the lowest point, you will rebound and rise. When you think about it, you will forget the previous loss. But what about the person opposite you? When one rises, the other will slide down from a height, so the fate of two people will alternate, and life will rise and fall.
Have coffee and chat with the boss in the afternoon. He talked about the painful memories of my childhood. At that time, I liked geography very much and wanted to have my own globe. But my family was poor and had no money to give me, so I went out to pick up bottles and cans and help deliver newspapers. After half a year, I finally saved enough money to buy a globe. It's brand-new, blue and blue, and I show it off everywhere in the yard. But two days later, the Soviet Union disintegrated.
Get together with my friends. When I was full, the goddess asked me to go with her. The goddess said she was drunk and didn't want to go home and let me check in. After I went to the hotel with the goddess, I thought it would be better to open two rooms, otherwise the goddess would think I had no money.
4 1, the neighbor's child didn't do well in the exam, so he gave me 100 yuan to pretend to be his father. After seeing the head teacher, I quickly knelt down, wife, listen to me.
42. My six-year-old daughter is a wonderful flower. She doesn't want to go to school every day from Monday to Friday. It's either a headache or a toothache, or it hurts worse this morning. She even said that she had her period, and my daughter-in-law and I were shocked.
43, I am fat! I like meat very much. I bring meat every day. At lunch time yesterday, a female colleague said, "You can eat whatever you like. Eat pork every day, sooner or later. " . I smiled and asked, what kind of meat do you like? She blurted out, I eat chicken!
On the Beauty of Publishing in Space
On the Beauty of Publishing in Space
First, the rain stopped and the weather was fine. Woman, you sweep the house slowly, and I'll sweep the world for you.
Second, don't hate the person who left you. All you have to do is make him regret leaving you.
Today next year, we don't know whether we are lonely or not.
Fourth, I still broke up with the hand that I had agreed not to divide, or I met it in the street.
Five, we are young and ignorant, what qualifications do we have to say love and grieve for love?
Sixth, the persistence that I have believed for a lifetime will collapse in one second. It is better to have it than nothing.
Seven, if there is a kind of love called letting go, then after letting go, there will be no more love.
Eight, there are no inappropriate two people, as long as a heart that doesn't want to be together.
Don't judge others easily, because you haven't experienced his life.
10. When you forget another love, will you come back to me?
Eleven, a heart has no other place to hold others, all occupied by you.
Twelve, deep affection is not accompanied for a long time, and everything except death is betrayal.
Thirteen, some things are not that I don't care, but what if I care.
Fourteen, your words are the dead point, which is my most painful point. Silence.
15. Whatever you do, remember to do it for yourself, so there is no complaint.
You treat me like air, at least it's your life.
Seventeen, memories are like personal ghosts, saying that I don't hate you is my own duplicity.
Eighteen, on the issue of love, often no one is right or wrong, love is just a fate. Edge gathering.
Nineteen, you are the person I dream of every night. How can I not love you?
I don't mind you lying to me. What I care about is that your lies can't fool me.
I always can't remember good memories. I hate memories, but I can't get rid of them.
Twenty-two, I finally know that we are over, and my beautiful insistence is useless.
The worst feeling is not knowing whether to wait or give up.
I like men's shows. Bored in front of others. Coquettish in front of me.
Twenty-five, love is like playing mahjong, not serious and not fun, too serious and easy to get hurt.
Twenty-six, the road is made up of feet and feet. Feet mean that roads come out with feet, and each one means that everyone has a different road.
27. When you are with me, you think of her. You can't see how hurt my smile is.
Twenty-eight, some love is destined to stop at the lips and teeth, covering the years.
29. Today you tell me that you love me, and tomorrow you tell her that you don't love me.
Thirty, the world is too big and I am too small. I'm afraid that when love passes by me, I won't be found or thought of.
Thirty-one, is there a person who makes your eyes red, but you still smile and forgive?
32. I can't rub sand in my eyes or be a fox in love.
Watch an anodyne movie and talk about a aimless love.
Thirty-four, if it's just because I'm too lonely, just play a joke on this love with me.
35. Lies are not used to deceive each other, but to deceive themselves.
36. Life is a book that can only be read once, and first love is a kind of love that people think about a thousand times.
37. Because love is hard-won, cherish it no matter how hard it is.
To say that you have lost your courage is to wait for someone to give you strength.
I'm just a little tired. I'm tired of giving too much and getting too little in return.
Forty, it is the princess who needs the prince to save, and the queen who saves the world herself.
Forty-one, time and memory run counter to each other, and memory is delivered to nothingness, with no beginning and no end.
Forty-two, I am not green tea, and I have no chance to have another bottle.
43. There are no constant promises, only endless lies.
Forty-four, when upset, remember three words: forget it, it doesn't matter, it will pass.
At the beginning, we knew there would always be an end.
Forty-six, time is divided into diagonal corners, disintegrating our dependence.
47. What I'm not good at is staying. You have to leave one by one.
Forty-eight, time can change everything, but it can't change the ending that has already been doomed.
Forty-nine, the so-called right person is the one who can crush you and crush you.
Fifty, after a long relationship, it is not love, but dependence. When you lose, it's not pain, but giving up.
Fifty-one, a person's life should be rich and flawed, and defects are the export of the soul.
He always thought I didn't care, but he never saw my tears for him.
Love those who are kind to you, and forget those who don't know how to cherish you.
Missing replaces missing, and your appearance replaces all my missing.
If you think life is difficult for you, you lose.
Fifty-six, some love, the more you want to pull away, the clearer it is.
57. What should be forgotten will eventually be forgotten, and it is always useless to give up again.
58. Sometimes, beautiful things can make you forget your destiny or remember it.
Fifty-nine, I told myself that I don't miss you anymore, but the memories are still in my mind.
Sixty, how many people wake up in their dreams and find themselves alone.
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