Stop the Weasel Dream (Part 1)

Modern overhead · Mountains of private facilities · Wandering between be and he -

Card warning · Trace amount of Sa Ming

Shisui appeared in the later stage! ! ! There is no stopping in this article! !

The daily life of Itachi being persecuted by Kazuo——

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(1)?

Uchiha Itachi had a dream.

A young man's eyes were bleeding, he gave him a few instructions, and then jumped off the cliff in front of him.

"Shisui!" Uchiha Itachi shouted.

What greeted him was [1:00 a.m.] on the alarm clock.

He tiptoed out of bed, went to the next room to see his sleeping brother, put on his clothes, walked out of the door, and closed the door gently.

The city is brightly lit at night, and vehicles are coming and going on the road. Most of the people walking on the street are young couples in love. Itachi Uchiha is alone and passes by the lovers, which seems a little uncomfortable. Sociable.

He put his hands in his pockets and lowered his head slightly, recalling the strange dream.

A dream has little impact on people, but this dream made Uchiha Itachi feel...how should I put it, sad, empty and confused.

Strangely enough, he couldn't help but shout out the name "Shisui" when the boy jumped down.

It should be... a name.

Stop in front of the convenience store and buy a bunch of meatballs - he originally wanted to go to the meatball shop that he often frequents, but in the middle of the night, he can only go to the convenience store that is open 24 hours a day.

After buying the meatballs, I sat on a bus seat by the roadside and ate the meatballs silently.

The meatballs are so sweet that they are cloyingly sweet.

Not delicious.

Itachi, who loves meatballs, came to a conclusion.

(2)

The mobile phone in his pocket made a sound, and Uchiha Itachi dropped the ball in his hand.

It was a call from Sasuke.

"Hey, brother, where have you been?" A slightly green voice came from the mobile phone, "You ran away secretly in the middle of the night, why haven't you come back yet?"

"Sorry, Sasuke. I really can't sleep, so I came outside to relax."

"You are obviously an adult, why do you still make your parents worried..."

"Okay Sasuke, you are only fifteen, how can you act like a little adult." Uchiha Itachi said with a smile.

"...Come back soon!"

Putting the phone back into his pocket with a smile, he felt much warmer in his heart.

The road home was always extremely quiet. Uchiha Itachi felt happy listening to a song, probably because of his younger brother.

There were fewer people on the road, and it was dark all around. Only a few chandeliers on the road gave off a warm yellow glow.

A man walked from a distance. Judging from his stature, he must be a few years older than Itachi. He lowered his head and could only see a curly hair.

When Uchiha Itachi passed by him, he only heard a voice in his ear: "Little Itachi."

"Shisui!" Uchiha Itachi turned his head and shouted. Shout.

There was only an empty road in front of me, and there was an echo in the distance.

No one.

"Huh?" Is it an illusion?

Why did he call out that name again?

Taking out the key and unlocking the door, Uchiha Itachi pushed the door open.

"I'm back."

"I'm finally back." The boy in front of him sat on a chair with two bowls of ramen on the table, "Eat it, it's up to you anyway. I can't sleep either."

Itachi smiled, changed his clothes and walked to the table.

It doesn’t seem to be a genuine smile.

Sit on the chair, lower your head and take a bite of ramen.

Tomato flavored.

"Who is 'Shisui'?" Sasuke suddenly asked.

Sure enough, Sasuke is not asleep.

Itachi put the last noodle into his mouth, wiped his mouth with a tissue, and said slowly: "I don't know. Maybe it was the person in the dream."

"What were you dreaming about? It's strange that you could run out in the middle of the night."

"I forgot." Uchiha Itachi thought to himself.

"I went out to relax because of a dream in the middle of the night, but you forgot it so quickly?"

"Isn't it possible?"

"..."

(3)

"By the way, you will go to high school the day after tomorrow, right?" Itachi Uchiha was lying on the sofa and said to Sasuke who was reading a magazine.

"Yes."

"Study hard, have a better attitude towards your classmates, don't always be cold." Uchiha Itachi suddenly sat up seriously, frowning Said: "Otherwise, you will have no friends."

"..."

"It's as if you have one," Uchiha Sasuke said after being silent for a while.

"It's not good to have such a bad mouth." Uchiha Itachi stood up and said, "I'm going to bed."

Uchiha Itachi walked up to the second floor, entered the room, and fell down directly On the bed.

Take out your phone, click on the chat software, and open the address book.

Uchiha Itachi: Mr. Kakashi, are you there?

After typing this paragraph, he threw the phone aside and buried his head in the quilt.

In the hazy moment, a series of text messages sounded.

Uchiha Itachi twisted around.

The text messages kept ringing, bombarding Uchiha Itachi's brain.

"..." Uchiha Itachi squinted his eyes and touched his phone everywhere.

Turning on the phone, he saw a number marked on the small red dot on the chat software: 99

Uchiha Itachi sighed and clicked on the icon.

Tsk, it turns out he sent that text message to the [Send Xiao A, B, and C] group.

[Faxiao A, B, and C] was originally a small group that was built haphazardly, but because Lin brought in many colleagues, it turned into a group for colleagues to complain... and a group for quarrels.

Click on the group chat and watch the messages silently.

Uchiha Itachi: Mr. Kakashi, are you there?

Obito: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Kakashi: @UchihaItachi What’s the matter?

Lin: @ Obito Although it is very rude...but is it funny?

Obito: Isn’t it funny?

Kakashi: It’s not funny at all, Obito...

Obito: You big trash, don’t judge how funny I am!

Kakashi: Ah...I know, I know.

Obito: You don’t seem to be listening to me seriously at all!

Kakashi: Oh.

Obito:? Idiot Kakashi!

Kakashi: Don’t always be “idiot and idiot”...

Obito: That’s not the point at all!

Lin: This is a group of classmates, it’s better not to argue...

Kai: @Kakashi my opponent! Why are you listless? This is not okay! Come be young with me! ! !

Obito: Bah, bah, bah! screw you! Kakashi is obviously my opponent!

Kakashi:...

? ………………

Looking at the messages one after another, Uchiha Itachi just wanted to use Amaterasu to They were all burned.

It is a pity that the Uchiha Itachi in this world does not know anything about "Amaterasu", nor does he know what happened in his previous life.

Uchiha Itachi started typing.

Uchiha Itachi: Stop arguing now. Mr. Kakashi, I'm going to have a private chat with you.

Kakashi: Okay.

Obito: You idiot Kakashi, don’t leave! Please tell me clearly who is your real opponent between me and Metkay! ! !

Kai: Come and spend your youth! ! !

After Uchiha Itachi set the group to do not disturb, he moved to the chat box with Kakashi.

Uchiha Itachi: Mr. Kakashi, I encountered a strange thing recently, and I want to ask you for advice.

Kakashi was also a famous figure in the school. When his classmates encountered something beyond their normal knowledge, they would want to find him - the kind of dead horse. The kind of horse doctor.

The story of Kakashi becoming a popular figure on campus begins when Uchiha Itachi heard rumors from his seniors when he first entered school.

This is what the senior said:

? Legend has it that in Class 2, Grade 2, there is a young hero named Hatake Kakashi. This man has silver hair and a scar on his left eye. He often appears in front of the public with the lower half of his face covered.

? Uchiha Obito is the pursuer of campus goddess Nohara Lin, and is also a classmate of Lin and Kakashi. One day, when he looked at the beautiful Lin in the class photo, he had "dirty" thoughts in his heart. Just when Obito blushed and was about to kiss him, Kakashi arrived in time.

? Kakashi scolded Obito loudly, and then began to cast a spell. Yes, you heard it right, Kakashi started casting a spell!

? I saw him reciting an incomprehensible incantation, golden light emitted from his body, and suddenly there was a strong wind, and Uchiha Obito's stomach was in pain!

? So Uchiha Obito was in trouble for three days.

After enrolling for a while, Uchiha Itachi heard another rumor from a senior sister:

? Kakashi Hatake wanted to practice magical skills and studied under Dongfang Bubai. Now you’re just one step away from it!

? But the last step is daunting. It is something that is difficult for all men to do - self-constitution! !

Uchiha Itachi:...

Later, Uchiha Itachi met Kakashi and learned that Kakashi saw Obito's photo of Lin wanting to kiss him and looked at him for a long time. , Obito became furious when he found out. As for the tummy trouble...it's just an ordinary tummy trouble.

One day Kakashi rolled up under his bed in the middle of the night and went to Obito's dormitory to play games all night, but the news spread.

Obito and Kakashi gave birth to 108 children! ! !

At this time, Kakashi’s character gradually became unreliable:

A: Do you know? Kakashi, who is in the second class of the second year, has already mastered unparalleled magical skills! She gave birth to 108 babies in a row! !

B: What... I heard that Kakashi didn’t actually have his own palace. He broke through directly and became an immortal!

The two parties involved are even more unreliable:

Kakashi said it didn’t matter.

Obito has been tortured and gone crazy. He said: Oh, yes, yes, there are not only 108 babies, but 326...

Friends of the two parties can't bear the disturbance. ...

Every day when Lin went to school, she would be surrounded by a group of people at the school gate asking questions.

Although Kai was in the same situation as Lin, he seemed very happy and even spread rumors to his classmates: Why does Kakashi practice every day and I compete with him every day? Kakashi is My old enemy, we will have a big fight one day; Kakashi...

Because Kai "does his best" to spread rumors every day, Kakashi is regarded as a god by his classmates at school existence, even Saiki *Xiong has to retreat...

Kakashi is also a wizard, which has never been clarified...

The above is Kakashi's situation Everyone who listened to the story was moved to tears, moved to the point of crying for father and mother...

Uchiha Itachi thought about Kakashi's glorious deeds and started typing again.

Uchiha Itachi: I had a dream. The person in the dream was about sixteen or seventeen years old. He jumped off the cliff, and then I called out a name.

After a while, Kakashi replied.

Kakashi: It’s weird... Why are you asking me?

Uchiha Itachi: Haven’t you mastered the magic skill?

Kakashi:...?

Uchiha Itachi: In short, it’s just a dead horse being treated as a living horse doctor.

Kakashi: ...Then what name did you shout?

Uchiha Itachi: Shisui.

Kakashi: I can still remember clearly... I suggest you see a psychiatrist.

Uchiha Itachi: ...

Uchiha Itachi: I will try my best to fish when I go to the company today.

Kakashi: Anyway, my performance is a mess, so I’m not afraid of you taking advantage of me at work... and also causing trouble for Obito.

Uchiha Itachi: Thank you, a good senior citizen.

Kakashi:...

Itachi Uchiha turned off his phone and sighed.

(3)

"I'm leaving Sasuke." Uchiha Itachi stood at the door, "Don't you want to go out with a friend? Don't play too late."

"Yeah." Sasuke sat on the sofa and typed on his phone.

I’m chatting with my friends.

"Beep--" After the sound of clocking in, Uchiha Itachi walked into the company.

The company Uchiha Itachi works for was founded by Senju Hashirama, a famous figure in the business world, and Minato Namikaze is currently the chairman.

"Hey, Itachi, you're here!" As soon as Uchiha Itachi entered his department, he saw Obito leaning against the wall, "What did you talk to Kakashi about?"

"Does it have anything to do with you?" Uchiha Itachi walked straight to his seat.

"Hey! So what if you tell me?!" Obito approached Itachi, looking like he was gossiping.

"Tell you about the glorious deeds you and Mr. Kakashi had in high school?" Itachi took out the contents of his briefcase and covered Obito's face with a stack of paper.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, you must be sick!" Obito was so frightened that his face turned green, and he turned into a humanoid bitter gourd, "I'm leaving first, you can do whatever you want!"

"Slow down and don't send it away."

Since no one was watching at lof, I posted it conveniently.