Tell a joke about getting married

1. I'm moving soon. My new house is very special! Happy floor, happy ceramic tile, auspicious wallpaper, warm furniture, wishful electrical appliances. On the day of housewarming, you are invited to visit, have a look at the surprise and reap the sweetness of life!

2. When you are newly married, you will be happy when you are newly married, and you will be happy when you are happy. XX and XX*** invite you to our wedding, XX Hotel, XX, XX, and we look forward to you and your family. Advocating low-carbon life, I hereby invite you by SMS.

I have been in love with her for three years. I got married today and held a wedding reception. Love is perfect and sweet. You are our little matchmaker. You are the busiest. Please come to the wedding reception. Next time, I will introduce you to a Mr. Right.

4. Happiness with smiling face, sweetness with eyes, happiness with corners of mouth, and dancing wedding dress wrapped in beauty. What is missing is your existence. I hope you can attend my wedding as scheduled and witness this wonderful moment. Do come!

I waited for a long time until today, and I finally realized my dream. It's finally my turn to collect red envelopes. Teenagers, with their daughter-in-law's red envelopes, came to XX Hotel to give gifts. If there is no red envelope, you can leave it to your daughter-in-law. It's up to you.

6. Whose daughter lent it to me, and I'll pay you back one big and one small next year.

7. I have never been afraid of police, hooligans, my parents. The only thing I am afraid of is my daughter-in-law!

8. Girl, don't be silly. The person who loves you the most in the world married your mother.

9. The teacher said, students, don't fall in love early. What you say now will be someone else's wife in the future. When I listen to it, I will lie in the trough and miss other people's wives.

10. I looked back 500 times in my last life and got a "rogue" in this life!

A good girlfriend can save 20G space for your computer; A good boyfriend can save you 200 Fu Nan batteries.

12. The person you dream of should go to bed when you wake up.

13. All relationships that are not aimed at marriage are playing with other people's wives.

14. Girls will quarrel with their husbands and go back to their parents. Learn to be smart. What passbook and clothes you bring are all weaknesses. Listen carefully to the tape: air conditioner remote control, TV remote control, his driver's license, ID card, car keys, change the computer and WiFi password, and then go back to your parents' home with peace of mind! I can't believe he doesn't know where he is wrong.

15. There are only two choices before you now, either you follow me or I follow you.