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Lover's teasing discourse routine

1, "I found someone secretly loves you." "Who is it?" "me!" 2. "I am looking for a horse." "It's your micro signal." 3. "Why did you hurt me?" "Did I hurt you?" "I like you for so long." 4. "123 wooden head, don't move!" "I'm sorry I lost." "I have a crush on you." 5. "I became a vegetarian as soon as I saw you." "Why?" "Because you are my dish!" 6. "Do you have fifty cents?" "yes." "Too good, I also have. We can be together. " 7. "You have many advantages, but you have one shortcoming." "It's not good for me." 8. "Peggy Piggy." "I deserve you." 9. "I want to be a tree" and "plant it in my hand." 10, "Do you know my last name?" "I am very happy after knowing you." 1 1, "Do you like sugar?" "I like it!" "No wonder it's so sweet." 12, "Are you tired?" "Not tired!" "How is that possible? You've been running around in my head all day. " 13, "I think you look like one of my relatives." "Who is it?" "My mother's daughter-in-law (son-in-law)." 14, "Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?" "Beauty is in the eyes." "no! It's you. " 15, "Guess what constellation I am." I don't know. "I want to do everything for you." Lover's teasing conversation routines 2 1, "Life is really bitter", "I want to be coaxed by you" 2, "Do you smell it?" After you appeared, the air was sweet. Tell me if you miss me. 4. Keep a cat and a dog. If you have nothing to do, Doby cat will abuse the dog and sleep with you. 5. Our bodies will be polluted together. Our souls will fly together. Do you think I love you? 6. "Guess whether I like beef, mutton or pork?" "I like your pride." 7. "I think you are particularly like a game." "What game?" My World 8. I'll give you a line note. Because I love my line. 9. Do you know why I always make you angry? "Because I just want to get your attention" 10, "Don't be a rose", "Be a wild grass that grows in your heart", "It burns endlessly and blows long" 1 1, "The world is not as beautiful as you think", "The moon doesn't hug you, and time destroys you" and "But I love you" I can only touch your face. I can only lean on your shoulder. Your hand, only allow me to hold ""your waist, only allow me to hold; I am only allowed to sit on your lap, and I am only allowed to sit on your heart. 14, I'm listening to a favorite song in my headphones that I can't sing yet, and there's someone in my heart that I haven't been with yet. 15, do you like me? "If you like me, I will help you chase me." "If you don't like me, I'm ready to like you."