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A complete collection of chat sentences that tease men's routines

A complete collection of chat sentences that tease men's routines

A complete collection of chat sentences that tease men. The provocative love story touches our hearts, and the simple love story is always unique. Such realistic sentences have a certain influence on us, and words have a certain power. Let's share the complete set of chat sentences that tease men.

A complete collection of chat sentences that tease boys 1 1. Chat short sentences that tease boys' routines

1, I always do things as sure as a gun, all I need is a kiss.

2. The circle of friends you praised is all my donuts.

3. Show you a magic trick! Ding-I like you better.

My eyes are the best in the world, because they are full of you.

5. Where are you from? Jiangxi people. No, you are my sweetheart.

6. Why did you hurt me? Hurt you what? I like you very much.

7.do you know what I belong to? What do you belong to? I belong to you.

8. May I call you you? Why? So that I can keep you in my heart.

9. Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick? Of course, my head hurts the most No, my heart hurts the most.

10 Do you know why Snow White was awakened by a kiss? I don't know. Close your eyes and try.

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1, from the moment I met you, winter has passed and the Milky Way is bright.

2. When I miss you, I am hawthorn, blushing and sad.

3, you are so warm, you must have stolen many people's spring.

Everyone is floating in the sky, only you sink into my heart.

I admit my fate, and I firmly believe that all encounters and misses have their own purport.

I have been a staunch materialist all my life. Because of you, I hope to have an afterlife.

7, you go, I won't send you; There you are, no matter how stormy it is, I will pick you up.

8. If someone speaks ill of you, I will cover your ears and tell you a lifelong love story.

9. When I am old, I want to dance with you, walk in the moonlight and read story books with my grandson.

10, when I first met you, my heart had been blown into fireworks, and it took me a lifetime to clean the ash stove.

The complete set of chat sentences that tease men 2 1. Jianghu is not easy to mix recently. Can you hide in your arms?

2. May your sunshine not be sad.

3. "Before I met you, I had many demands for the future."

4. W: My hand is scratched. Please scratch it. M: Why? W: So we are a couple.

5. "Because that's the trace of my missing you."

6.w: I found that I was lost. Man: Where did you get lost? Woman: Auntie washed the railway.

7. "You know what's good about you?" "Which is better?" "Being my girlfriend is just right."

8. Many boys don't know how to get along with girls. Sometimes boys don't understand what girls like. Therefore, when boys pursue their beloved girls, they are always puzzling. In fact, the girl's mind is very simple, just want to find a man who is good to her. The following dialogue takes the routine of picking up girls, asking and answering, and teasing the deer into its heart.

9. I've been a little busy recently. Busy with what? Busy liking you.

10, facing hooligans, I am a scholar. In front of literati, I am a rogue.

W: Do you know how to eat this dish? Man: Do you want to eat it while it's hot? Woman: I'll feed you.

12, said he was cheated by a man and described himself as miserable. I met such a girl, so poor, and later found out that she had a boyfriend. Before long, she was pregnant and belonged to her current boyfriend. Strangely, she borrowed money from me for surgery, and I'm glad I didn't touch her.

13, A: Do you know which year I like best?

14, "No, you are my ideal type"

15, "Honey, do you know why I can't sleep recently?"

16, A: I have a romantic story. do you want to hear it ?

17, they also believe that those who really love her will understand her caution.

18, I want to be your pillow book, the cat in my arms, and the right person.

19, "I miss you very much at the moment, please take care of yourself for me." Men don't forget to page their girlfriends at work and leave messages.

20. "Have you gained weight again recently?" "No, why do you say that?" "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"

2 1, a small routine that belittles first and then expresses.

22. "You have been coming into my life, and I have been preparing for you all my life." The man took the ring out of his pocket and proposed to the woman with trepidation.

23. Do you know what your greatest strength is? To sum up, it is five words! Will pick a girlfriend.

24. You don't want me to like you.

25. Why can't I pass the security check at the airport?

26. Your name is only two words. Although it can't be a sentence, it can fill my whole heart.

27. If everything starts all over again, if the ending is still like this, and there is no result in a relationship, I will still choose to love you and will not regret it.

28. What if I lose it? Just call the police. What? Hold me tight.

29. "You are a little strange today."

30. "If you don't like it, get out." "I have laid the sheets."

3 1, girls really like to ask some "trap questions"

32. By telling stories, let the girls be there, let the girls agree with you emotionally, and be interested in discussing stories.

33. "What iron is the door made of?" "iron gate"

34. Sows can climb trees, but can't teach you.

35. "Sometimes I really envy you" and "being liked by a handsome guy like me"

36. If the amount is more than 50,000 yuan to 6,543,800 yuan, the criminal responsibility of the above-mentioned personnel shall be investigated in accordance with the provisions of Article 654.38+ 052 of this Law; If the amount is more than 200,000 yuan but less than 300,000 yuan, the criminal responsibility of the above-mentioned personnel shall be investigated in accordance with the provisions of Article 152 of this Law.

37. It's better to chat with me on a cloudy day in Karen Mok, a rainy day in Stephanie and a sunny day in Jay Chou.

38. I will never ask you how you know these routines, never!

39. Praise is a very useful trick for girls. Girls are emotional animals and like boys to praise themselves. The photos of girls on social software must be taken from the best angle, so we can use this to praise girls through some subtle details.

40. "I will never make a promise to any woman, and I will never do what I will do for you to any woman. How different you are in my mind! " The wise man said to the jealous woman.

3 1, I took a fancy to you at first and completely lost my mind. Now I finally shake it dry, only to find that I still like it

2, the Milky Way is hot, you are the ideal of the world, the night is cold, you are the fire of the world.

At least at the end of the journey, I hope to see your face, bearing all my past and happiness.

4. Cold loneliness is only due to deep acacia, deep acacia is only due to long-term concern, long-term concern is only due to long-term concern, long-term concern is only due to deep thinking of you, and deep thinking of you is only due to loving you forever.

5, so say goodbye to you, borrow Wan Li Castle Peak, separated, farewell.

6. I'm going to be a vegetable, because my mind grows rapidly and fills my brain. We can solve it when we come.

I haven't seen you for a long time. I thought you were there. You live in my heart and breathe with me.

8, I should thank the network, let me have all this, how beautiful, how bright, how affectionate, a touch of delicate red actually climbed up my cheek.

Yesterday, you ran around in my mind all day. In the evening, you stayed with me all night in my dream. I want to say: thank you, you have worked hard!

10, the world without you is so lonely, it's full of dark nights, vows have fallen in the world, and there are wordless puzzles everywhere. Without you, I lost everything, only a floating corpse!

1 1. My love for you is written as a poem, but I write about my straightforward love for you, just like as long as you are in the scenery, any decoration is unnecessary.

12, when my hair reaches my waist, can a teenager marry me? Red makeup paves the way for Shili Bridge, enviing neighboring villages. The following content is a daily chat routine to tease my boyfriend. If you are naughty and tease your boyfriend, I will give it to you. I like collecting.

13, did I accidentally leave the door open and let you in?

14, although you and I don't have brilliant flowers and passionate love, we exchange our hearts, work for mankind and walk hand in hand.

15, I didn't cherish the opportunity of immediate blessing, so I regret it. If you give me another chance, I will definitely say good night to you! If I want to add a time limit to this blessing, I hope it is 10 thousand years.

16, I have a bunch of love stories that I want to tell you slowly when the wind peeks at you. Come back, I'm waiting for the wind to come back.

17, I want to squeeze into the small sofa in the tea restaurant with you. You taught me to play childish hand games, and I almost buried my face in your collarbone fossa. Your stubble rubs against my face.

18, I have met many people in my life. They are like fireworks between my fingers, flickering and finally turning to ashes. But you are different. You are like Beidou, shining my life.

19, the world is wide, it is better to be limited to you, and there is no such person as me. There is no gravity except you. I don't want anything new, I just want you.

20. Thinking about you makes me full of warmth. Thinking about you makes me happy. I meet you, I meet you, I tease you, and I enjoy it.

2 1, after leaving, I think you should not forget one thing: don't forget to think of me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too.

22. No matter how beautiful the love words are, they are all nonsense, not what you said.

23. This feeling has never been felt before. Every day affects my thoughts. Every breath, my heart is occupied, but I feel helpless. You fascinate me and have a special liking for you.

24. Stars are the diamonds of the poor. I fill your sky with love and make you bright day and night. Life is our journey. I decorate your nest with love to make you comfortable all year round. Whether you accept it or not, I will continue to be gentle.

25. If there were only two of us in the world, I would bully you to tears.

I don't want to travel around the world. I just want to drink tea and listen to the rain in your heart.

27. The love I want is not short-term tenderness, but a lifetime waiting, not a temporary affection, but sticking together. If I only do one romantic thing in my life, it is to grow old with you.

I really miss you now. Sending you a message can alleviate my yearning for you, but you seem to be busy now and think I'm bored, don't you? Excuse me!

You are a rabbit, aren't you? Why do you say that? Otherwise, my heart has been beating.

30. The most painful feeling is not parting, but touching memories. It is easy for people to stand in the same place and think they can go back.