Tell me something funny about the teacher.

1. The teacher shouted at a group of students, "Stand up if you haven't done your homework!" As soon as the voice fell, a few people stood up with a brush. The teacher pointed to the door and continued to scold: "Get out of here!" Several people walked out silently with their heads down. When the teacher saw this, he smiled, went to the toilet and took off his pants. He said to himself, "What a bunch of small people, they still want to grab the toilet with me."

2. "Teacher, I want to go to the toilet ..." "Well, you can go ahead."

3. Today, everyone asked the teacher when to take the exam, and the teacher decisively answered ~ the final exam ...

4. In primary school, teachers or leaders from outside schools often came to our school to attend classes, and our head teacher said, when I ask a question tomorrow, all of you will raise your hand, and you will raise your right hand, but you will not raise your left hand. This kind of teacher, you have nothing to do!

5. The teacher cares about us like a mother, yes, but ... what if it's a stepmother ...

6. I wish you as many years as you give me.

7. Students want to make their teachers happy. So when the teacher came into the classroom, Qi said, "Hey. Your Yida. " The teacher smiled with a test paper and said, "It's a dozen of yours."

8. What is a class teacher? It is a person who destroys your friendship, your love and your affection.

9. Teacher, my quilt is ill, so I have to stay in bed and take care of it.

1. Today, the history teacher asked me "Who is Kangxi's son?" I blurted out "Yin Zheng!" Then I was embarrassed.

11. Stop! Did you write a small note on your thigh when you took the exam in a skirt? "… teacher ~ this can be guessed by you, mo … are you a n experienced person? "

12. The teacher was lecturing on the platform, and I was listening to the music below, so I was afraid that the teacher would come down and see it, so I was asked to keep an eye on the table. I patted my deskmate, pointed to my ear wearing headphones, pointed to the teacher, and then pointed to my mouth. I was listening to a song, and the teacher came down and told me. My deskmate nodded thoughtfully, and then said loudly, "Teacher, I'm listening to a song at my deskmate, and I told you to keep your lecture down!"! "

13. At that time in high school, one person farted in the evening self-study, slightly tactfully, and the four people next to him kept laughing. The new female teacher was angry and stopped sharply, with little effect. Then in a rage, she asked the four of them to write a check, and later she felt uncomfortable, so the farter also wrote one. The child stood up and said," How can I fart? " "

14. There is a very lovely female teacher in our school, with a particularly good personality. She once told us in class," This homework must be handed in before 12 noon tomorrow! Otherwise ... "We were surprised at how she became fierce, so she hesitated and said," Otherwise, you will hand it in later! "

15. A girl in the examination room complained," Teacher, it's so hot that the fans are windless! "Who expected the teacher to say," Don't worry, you will feel cold when you see the test paper later. "

16. When the invigilator said to put something irrelevant to the exam on the platform, I wanted to put myself on it.

17. Teacher, can we change the teaching method? For example ... dream ...

18. "Teacher, I want to shit." "Xiao Ming, please use civilized language." Good teacher, my ass wants to vomit. "

19. The teacher says I'm a dung beetle, so what is my classmate ...

2. Teacher, you don't have to bother to change my deskmate. I don't care who I am with.

21. "How can you make your deskmate be dead set on seeing the teacher for you when playing with your mobile phone in class? Play with your deskmate's mobile phone! "

22. My deskmate got three points in the chemistry exam, and the teacher said," What can you do with three points? "The deskmate calmly replied," Teacher, three points can rob the landlord ... "

23. I can't help playing with my mobile phone when I study in the evening, but the teacher hasn't come for a long time from the morning to the class time. Suddenly the teacher jumped out of the back door and turned off the light. As a result, all the children's shoes with reflective faces were taken away.

24. The teacher said that the senior high school entrance examination is coming, so don't quarrel with puppy love, so as not to affect your mood; Don't confess if you don't have puppy love, so as not to be rejected and affect your mood.

25. The quality of the teacher's class determines the mobile phone traffic this month.

26. Teacher, since you made us stay up late with your homework, we have to make up our sleep with your class.

27. The teacher has always said that there is such a class, with good study, good discipline, good hygiene and everything. The name of this class is "Other Class".

28. What should I do if the teacher hits me? Pick up a kitchen knife and fuck him. Funny talk about singing in ktv

1. Games? Cell phone? Computer? Television? A bar? ktv？ There is nothing like having a lively wife.

2. In KTV, everyone will sing an unpopular song that they are best at and know best, and sing it to the person who is not present.

3. treat you to a KTV! Do you know what KTV is? It's k, you have a meal, then you have a foot, and finally you make a V gesture.

4. My heart is just a scar. The blood flowing from the injury is dancing with the enchanting red music playing in KTV, rendering the dark night and the dark sky as my thoughts fade away in loneliness.

5. In KTV, I clap my hands, not because you sing well, but because I admire your courage.

6. Your rival in love and the person who betrayed you fell into the river at the same time and they couldn't swim. Do you choose disco or KTV?

7. There's no sound in the microphone. I'm hiding in KTV. I'm hoarse. Who wants to listen?

8. A song, a memory and a fortune. In fact, I like going to KTV with you, watching you crazy and listening to you sing.

9. It's like never listening to the songs you have to order every time you go to KTV. People who have a good talk at every party are nothing when they leave the table.

1. Want to go to KTV and have a drink? I want to call you while I am dizzy

11. Symptoms of senility 11: I used to sing KTV until dawn, but now I will be tired for a week as long as I stay up all night. Li Wei: this silence makes me feel disheartened

12. The happiest thing in the world is that the family get together to discuss what to buy, sing KTV together and make fun of each other

13. Love, give me some time. I take the river, and you are the tide. I take KTV, and you are mommy. We can drive cars in this yard at will, and I don't know where to drive!

14. at ktv. Everyone needs a good brother. When you can't sing, you can give him the wheat. When you can't drink any more, you can give him the cup. Everyone needs a good sister, too. When you want to cry, someone can hold you, and when you are drunk, someone will take you home.

15. My buddies sang in ktv and met an old man who had a dragon crossing the river tattooed. I was too hot to take off my clothes for fear that my Nezha would be exposed.

16. Sometimes you really need to vent your emotions, even if you dance wildly in KTV.

17. An independent bookstore in KTV milk tea and ice cream gymnasium opens a shop.

Funny talk about singing.

1. I'll wait for you in the grave. Don't be afraid. That KTV is called the grave, and everyone who comes here is buried with happiness.

2. Thunder downloads to 99% and suddenly there is no resource; In winter, all the soap in the bath was hit, and suddenly the natural gas was in arrears.

4. Buffet. When ktv meets you for the first time, I can't help staring at you. 16.1.14

5. Make an appointment one day in advance to say whether KTV is singing the song you ordered, and don't rush to sing it, or you will be annoyed.

6. Late at night, I lost my voice in KTV. I don't know if it was because of singing or drinking. In the middle of the night, I suddenly wanted to call you. After the phone was connected, you couldn't hear what I was saying at all. Finally, I took this opportunity to tell you what I had been afraid to say before. What I want to say clearly is that I like you, but what I hear is that I love you, which surprised me myself. I have forgotten how many days I have endured before this call.

7. The most ridiculous thing in the world is that you have worked hard to sing your father in ktv with your parents' hard-earned money!

8. The girl who looks quiet may be the highest in ktv. It has nothing to do with indulgence, but there must be an outlet for the torrent in my heart.

9. A friend of mine said: I'd rather marry a stay-at-home girl and eat food, even if I rob my mobile phone and play computer games, it doesn't matter. I don't want to marry a chic woman who spends all day in bars and KTV.

1. KTV is a magical place. It seems logical to close the door, whether hysterical or affectionate. The inner small emotions will always disappear in the ups and downs of the melody!

11. You can hide in KTV and sing alone until dawn without being disturbed.

12. Singing in KTV, the people who have been dominating Mai are either singing well or have too much pain to talk about.

13. A person sings loneliness in ktv.

14. A concrete example of pretending to be B is: in KTV, he said he couldn't sing, and he didn't even ask for a song. As a result, he could sing everything you ordered.

15. At my funeral, they cried their faces red and their veins stood out, just like when I sang dead in KTV when I was young.

16. The feelings in the city are easy to be graffiti, but we can only hide in a small room in KTV and cry our memories alone.

17. Don't sing your father in KTV with your father's money! Funny talk about getting married, funny talk about announcing marriage

Funny talk about getting married

1. Being single is a mountain road, being in love is a road, breaking up is a fork road, trying to get married is a way out, getting married is a dead end, divorce is a way out, and bigamy is an expressway. Which way do you take?

2. Don't be stubborn if girls don't meet the right one. They don't feel bad for Xie Xingfang, Yang Mi and Tong Liya. They are actually poor men, and they have nothing to lose. They could have had a better life, but girls are really different. When they are single, they are beautiful and bubbly. After marriage, their children, family and career are as bad as they are, and they are criticized. Suddenly admire and understand Faye Wong, dare to love and hate! If you dare to slag, I will dare to throw it!

3. My brother is getting married and drinking in the middle of the night. He said that he would never forget his first love and always miss her. In these years, I have only owed one person and always blamed myself. Once my brother took that girl to shed their children, he remembered all the details, and his eyes were red. Suddenly, I found that a man's love and responsibility are serious and profound, and his fickle feelings are cold enough, because he never mentioned his feelings for his sister-in-law.

4. If you are married and the bride is not me, I will dress more beautifully than the bride, shouting that I am willing

5. I hope I can fall in love, break up and get married smoothly, and don't have any side issues

6. On the wedding day, she wore flat shoes and decided to go with him as long as he grabbed the wedding, but unfortunately he didn't come.

7. Say that you love me very much, that you won't leave me, and that you, my wife, are going to get married at the end of this year, but the bride is not me. What can I say?

8. Teenager, if the bride is not Russian on your wedding day, please ask your children to be careful on the way home from school.

9. I asked you, "What if I fall in love with you?" You said, "You should know that I am married." But why do you have to provoke me when you are nine years older than me?

1. Get over being young and frivolous, shall we get married?

11. My ex-boyfriend told me that after getting married, I should do something by myself and be financially independent! Don't rely on others, the marriage that always quarrels is unhappy

12. Getting married is a happy decision, two affectionate hands holding hands, an unchanging promise on the stone of life, and the most beautiful dream of four generations living under one roof.

13. Love after marriage is to see if you can suffer for each other.

14. Son: I heard that men in some African countries don't know their wives until after they get married. Is that true? Father: Not only in Africa, but all over the world.

15. Last night, someone got married in the hotel opposite my home and sang in it. I was too noisy, so I rushed in and turned off all their electricity-

16. I just wanted to find a girl who was lower than me as a girlfriend and talked about getting married.

17. When I get married and have a wedding reception, I'll make a table for my husband's ex-girlfriend and those women who don't know, and then I'll propose a toast one by one.

18. When my husband and I get married, I must invite all his ex-girlfriends, and then thank them for turning my husband from childish to mature.

19. I didn't think about getting married before I met you, but I didn't think about getting married after I met you.

2. Marriage is the grave of love, but if you don't get married, love will be come to a bad end.

21. The premise that a girl in a wedding dress is the most beautiful and happiest is to marry the person she loves.

22. Beautiful marriage 62. The difference between the death of an old couple arm in arm is less than 4 hours. I want to say that I really envy them.

23. When you go home for the New Year, someone asks you how much you earn a month, when you get married and when you buy a house, but no one asks you: Are you happy now?

24. I'm going to get married. Come to a woman

25. Will the one who got married in her twenties be seventeen years old and told me that she would spend her whole life?

26. 8.2 I'll take a picture of you if you dare to show your love in front of me. When you get married, if it's not that person, I'll develop the picture and put it in a red envelope.

27. I'm afraid it's not her who will get married in the future.

29. I only loved that smiling face, and I only loved those tearful eyes. You will be married in three days, and you will be his bride.

3. I'm getting married, so that we can both get rid of each other and return to our original point. I hope you can love them well. Stop being willful, stop hurting yourself, and stop being stubborn and extreme. Live a good life and take care of yourself.

31. If I don't marry you on my wedding day, can you take time out to come to church and take me away ... and don't look back

32. I want my rival to be my maid of honor when I get married. i

33. My ex-boyfriend is getting married tomorrow.