Tell a joke to your boyfriend to make him happy.

1、? Tell jokes to amuse her boyfriend.

2、? Tell jokes to amuse her boyfriend.

3、? Tell jokes to your boyfriend to make you happy.

Tell a joke to your boyfriend to make him happy.

1. A duckling chased the hen and called her mother. A duck mother stopped her and said, You are my egg, so you should call me mother! The duckling said, fuck you! I don't know how I was born. I only know how I got out! A girl introduced herself to the class. ldquo .

2. I may not be the smartest, the most beautiful, the best and the most humorous.

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Everyone in the class praised her modesty, and she didn't know her name was Wei until after class.

I found a dollar on the side of the road and gave it to the police uncle at once. Uncle policeman shouted, Guawazi, do you want to burn me? An old man asked a poor village for a subsidy: what kind of money is this? The village chief said: this is a one-time living allowance.

6. The old man was pleasantly surprised and greedy for money.

7. The next day, the old man bent down to help the wall and said to the village head: ldquo.

8. I want five sex subsidies today! & amprdquo .

9. Friar Sand took the math exam. The invigilator stared at the beads around his neck for a long time and sneered:&; ldquo .

10. Hehe! Camouflage the abacus like this, don't cheat, and take it off quickly! & amprdquo .

1 1. The little turtle said to its mother:&; ldquo .

12. Mom, someone sent me a message with a new number. Can I call you back? & amprdquo .

13. Mother Tortoise said &; ldquo .

14. Children! Just keep it, the pig will come back, and the turtle will not come back.

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16. I went home by bus, and the young woman next to me was holding a doll about 3 years old in the fire. She cried/kloc-more than 0/00 kilometers, still crying! I said: Sister, you feed some milk, and you are crying like this! Look at the friends around you and feel that you are doing the right thing! Dude, do you know why I was scolded that day? Seeing the underlined words on the clothes on the pretty girl's chest, I couldn't help reaching out and clicking.

17. Dad: Relax, son. Take it easy. Do well in the exam Dad found you a good relationship. Although the background is hard, the examination process still has to go through! Son: Well, I will adjust my mentality and play well. I'm about to enter the examination room, so I won't talk about it.

18. By the way, who did you call? Dad: Guanyin Bodhisattva! It's almost Valentine's Day. I was shopping downstairs last night, and my boss asked me: ldquo.

19. Does Mr. Wang buy flowers? & amprdquo .

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2 1. Why buy flowers? & amprdquo .

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23. Buy flowers for your girlfriend &; ldquo .

24. Oh, how many flowers can I buy for my girlfriend? & amprdquo .

25. Then the boss silently took the flowers back &; Hello.

26. & Hello.