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On July 15th, the Mid-Autumn Festival greeting message.

1. Life has passed away, and missing thousands of times is not as good as an action. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, so let the footsteps take your memory to the grave and burn a letter of missing, telling them that no matter how far away it is, it is close at hand.

2. The diet of Yuanjie is usually steamed buns, dumplings and steamed bread, and seasonal fruits such as apples and pears are eaten after meals. Lingxian County is the only exception to call the Mid-Yuan Festival Pinzui Festival.

3. Don't dry clothes in the middle of the night on the Mid-Autumn Festival; Don't pick up the change and red bag on the ground; When passing through the funeral place, there should be no disrespectful thoughts or words in your mouth and heart; Avoid stepping on or burning paper.

4. During the Mid-Autumn Festival, you should not put chopsticks on the rice bowl when eating. Its shape is like putting incense on an incense burner, which will attract ghosts to share food. Don't whistle at night. Be careful that ghosts like you, don't play in the water, and you will meet water ghosts.

5. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, GREAT GHOST kids will come together. Happy ghost takes the lead and makes you smile all your life; The little devil has come. May your figure be like a devil and your face be more beautiful than flowers. The poor, the cheapskate, the big-headed ghost and the sick ghost all lean to the side, and from then on, there is no sorrow or trouble, and happiness and beauty will accompany you until you are old.

6, Mid-Autumn Festival, a coup to prevent ghosts: the movie depends on Master Ghostbusters; The novel reads "Ghost Blowing Lights"; Sing "Ghost Song of Love"; If you paint a picture of Zhong Kui, fight poison with poison, you can't believe that you can't control evil spirits.

7. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, ghosts and gods warned: Don't whine in singing, talk nonsense, do things in a weird way, and be a man in a strange way, so that ghost days will be far away from you and a happy life will surround you forever.

8. The Mid-Autumn Festival is the best in your family: the children won the gold medal in the college entrance examination; Prosperous business will send you rolling money; Work smoothly, friends take care of both sides; Love is sweet, family is harmonious, and the moon is full!

9. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, you are ordered to send me three short messages and make two phone calls today. Call on you to miss me for 24 hours and read me 144 points; Remind you to invite me to dinner as soon as possible. If you don't obey, you must have a "ghost" in your heart.

1. The Mid-Autumn Festival is a ghost festival. Ghost doors are full of ghosts. I don't want to frighten you by playing tricks. Let the mobile phone text message greet you for me. May all monsters stay away from you, be happy and safe with you forever. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

11. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, I send you a happy ghost. I wish you success: no matter whether you are a ghost or not, there is no distinction between "ghosts" and "ghosts" in your work. As long as you persist and "ghosts" are working hard, you will definitely become a "ghost" with great wealth.

12, Mid-Autumn Festival, all my wishes come true for you: figure, think of the devil, graceful and charming; Life, think about magic, wonderful and infinite; Skills, think about the devil, who is fighting with the front; Career, think of the devil, take the lead. I wish you the best.

13. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, some people say that you are a miser, and you never reply to the text messages. I said, how come? You are a kind-hearted cry baby, and you are a naughty and lovely troublemaker. If such a happy guy doesn't reply to the text messages, it's really a cheapskate.

14. Mid-Autumn Festival: Never be a cheapskate, never be a daredevil, never be a troublemaker, and try to be a fun guy. Happy Ghost Festival!

15, Mid-Autumn Festival ~ Please don't be stingy, don't be naughty, don't be annoying, don't be drunk, don't be a gambler at the poker table, don't cheat behind others' backs, and don't be a coward!

On the Mid-Autumn Festival, eight people worship ancestors' gods, one for good health, the other for good luck, the third for family harmony, the fourth for peace and happiness, the fifth for successful career, the sixth for happiness, the seventh for good luck, and the eighth for gold, silver and Man Cang!

17. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, bye-bye to the peaceful ghost, always happy and healthy, bye-bye to the lucky ghost, bye-bye to the lucky ghost, bye-bye to the lucky ghost, bye-bye to the money business around you, bye-bye to the happy ghost, always be happy, bye-bye to the lucky ghost, and love you with good luck!

18. The riddle of the Mid-Autumn Festival: What comes and goes without a trace, can be gentle and rude, long or short, can be silent, and can appear at any time. Guess what? It's just a short message. Oh, I asked it to accompany you for Halloween.

19. The diet of the Mid-Autumn Festival is usually steamed buns, dumplings and steamed bread, and seasonal fruits such as apples and pears are eaten after meals. Lingxian County is the only exception to call the Mid-Yuan Festival Pinzui Festival.

2, the Mid-Autumn Festival to prevent ghosts, literati: I spit on it with saliva! Martial man: I play ghost with willow leaves, and it's three inches short! Buddhist: I read the Great Light Mantra! Taoist: I use spells as quickly as a law! Ninja: Those who are facing the soldiers are all in front!

21. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and there will be many people playing tricks on it. Friendship reminds you never to go out and keep saying at home: Ghosts won't catch me, ghosts won't catch me ... Ghosts won't catch animals.

22. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming. I wish you a figure-as charming as the devil; Life is as wonderful as magic; Ability-as powerful as the devil; Career-as successful as the devil; Wealth-shining like a magic star; Happy Halloween!

23. Two ghosts are swimming in the Mid-Autumn Festival. First, let's arrest some people. Second, you are a goat. I'm not interested. Why don't I make a few threats? One: stupid, there is a charge. Second: a miser.

24. It's the Mid-Autumn Festival, so don't dry clothes in the middle of the night. Don't pick up the change and red bag on the ground; When passing through the funeral place, there should be no disrespectful thoughts or words in your mouth and heart; Avoid stepping on or burning paper.

25. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming soon. I will send you the Eight Diagrams Mirror by text message. The ghosts hanging on it are hard to get close to, and the luck hanging on it is in this body. The feng shui hanging on it is good, the health hanging on it is calm, the door hanging on it will flourish forever, and the poison hanging on it will not invade!

26. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming soon. I will draw a peach symbol and send it to you by SMS. A protective talisman, can turn evil into good luck; An auspicious symbol can turn adversity into fortune; A health charm protects against all diseases; A happy symbol, always smiling!

27. You should go out on the Mid-Autumn Festival: call each other nicknames. Avoid being called by "that" he (she), and pay no attention to being called, we didn't hear it. Don't pat others on the head and shoulders. Otherwise, it's easy to get caught. OK, you can go out!

28. Several practical tricks to exorcise ghosts on the Mid-Autumn Festival: putting a broom upside down, wearing jade, breaking your middle finger, hanging a portrait of Zhong Kui, hanging gossip, beheading the head of a chicken, writing "We are ghosts" with a brush on your palm, and shouting for help ~ ~!

29. Practical tricks for exorcising ghosts on the Mid-Autumn Festival: putting a broom upside down, wearing Baoyu, biting your middle finger, hanging a statue of Zhong Kui, and beheading a rooster. The most important thing is the last one. If you really encounter a ghost, shout for help!

3. On the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, male and female lovers are in a room. Male: Let me kiss them! Woman: yuck ~ you goat! At this moment, a third voice in the room said, What are you scolding me for? It's not like I have to say I want to kiss you!

31. The Mid-Autumn Festival has always been unusual. It's not cold in the midsummer of July. At the ancestor worship with Qingming Festival, good friends wish the same. The summer heat will disappear as soon as possible, and the mood will be bright when there is no trouble. Have a good time!

32. How to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival? Watch some ghost movies, tell some nonsense, make some ghost fires, put out some ghosts, play some tricks, and play some tricks. As long as you are not obsessed with ghosts, ghosts and gods will shelter you forever, and happiness will fool around with you for life.

33. In a blink of an eye, from July to the fifteenth, we have already bid farewell to the autumn tiger. Don't have a cold stomach and live a healthy life in happy number. The Mid-Autumn Festival is near the White Dew, and it is cool and hot at noon in the morning and evening. I miss you with the wind and wish you with my true feelings.