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Short story

1, I got a call from myself.

She licked my face with her cold tongue.

The elevator arrived, there was a man in it, and then he said to himself, "Wow, so many people!"

You walk to the third floor at night, and then stop to look at the first floor through the stairs.

She opened the curtain and saw a lovely little girl drawing on her glass, so she smiled at the little girl and suddenly thought it was on 18 floor!

6. Why does your shadow have two heads?

7. Today, I went out to play with my friends. When crossing the road, I heard a sigh. I saw a man smashed to pieces. My friends and I are both ... lying in the sink. Where is my friend!

8. When you were alone in the world, suddenly someone patted you on the back. ...

9. Take a picture of an empty room, and the smile on your face will always be on …

10, it watches your every move from the ceiling.

1 1. People in the library often point to empty seats and ask the people next to them, "Is anyone sitting here?"

12, a man took a taxi home. The driver asked me, where are you two going?