Humorous jokes about chasing girls

1, don't rush to confess after you like a girl, you must be calm and take a long line to catch a big fish. Maybe there's something more beautiful in her best friend? Beautiful fish? Well, think before you act!

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Boys who are not tall, rich or handsome like us should understand a truth: chasing girls is not about their perseverance or their luck, but about how stupid, blind and stupid this girl is!

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As a candidate for the crown prince, for the sake of national prosperity and stability, eunuchs have found thousands of beautiful women from all directions to test me. They tried their best to please me and throw themselves at me, but I was calm and unmoved in order to inherit the throne and enjoy prosperity. Finally, the minister in charge of selecting the prince sighed: this baby must be destroyed! My Lord's misfortune ?

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My girlfriend who has been secretly in love for 6 years finally proposed to date me alone. I am anxiously waiting for the news of victory.

Girlfriend: Have you finally found something you like? Prince charming? !

I fought back my excitement and asked shyly, who is it?

Girlfriend opens cherry mouth: it's far away!

My heart is about to jump out: right in front of me?

Girlfriend: No, that's far! What's the name of that small mountain village? Horizon? , is a netizen there.

Tears welled up on the spot!

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5.M: I have good investment projects with good market prospects, low risks and high returns. I have good expectations for it and need to provide a feasibility study report. What do you do?

Woman: Do it!

M: It's a deal! Take off your clothes!

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