Teasing little brother's routine sentences

1, "I had a fever the first time I saw you" "Why?" "Because at first glance the temperature is 38 degrees 6." 2. "If you were the sun, what would I be?" I don't know. This is ice cream. Why? I melted because I saw you. Don't think I like you. What? "I still want to support you, spoil you and love you" 4. You: Little brother, you reach out and I'll give you something. Little brother: What do you want? I want it? 5. You: Little brother, are you familiar with the community? I want to go to a place and I don't know how to get there. Little brother: Where are you? 6. Little brother, guess where my heart is? Little brother: Left? You: 7 over there. "Do you know that the two warmest words in the world are two? ""which two? " "Good night comes from your mouth. "8." I admit that I am a playboy "and" Why? " "Because my heart is spent on you" 9. You: Hello, what's new in the shop? Little brother: XXXXXX You: What do you like best? Little brother: XX You: Do you want a new girlfriend? 10, you: Hello, what is sweeter in the shop? Little brother xx xx you: Are you sweet? 1 1, you: hello, I want a frappuccino, can I pull flowers? Little brother: Frappuccino pulls flowers? No, you: Can I hold your hand? 12, you: Hello, what would you like in a latte? Little brother: XXXX, can I add it? 13, "Please help me count, use a calculator and do oral calculations. You can work out the medicine "250 times 2 plus 38" "538" and "minus 13." I will do a lot. ""like what? "I will be good to you. 15, you hurt me today. How did I hurt you? I like you so much. 16, there is something on your face. What is it? My eyes. 17, and is China polite? Shouldn't you give me a present, too Yes, I like you, so should you like me? 18, what small animals do you like, cats, meows, dogs, 19, what blood type are you, O type, you are my ideal type11.0000000000006 "I like you too". We say that the idiom beep has a falling word! "Good, natural and graceful, broken bridge and flowing water, fallen leaves return to their roots, I am yours" 22. Do you know what boring time is? ""Of course it's greasy ~ ""Well, I love you too "23. "Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? " "! "The monkey lives in the cave and you live in my heart" 24. "I hesitated for several days and finally decided to flip a coin. I'll tell you if my head is up. ""What if your back is up? " "Then turn it over. "25. You have gained weight again, which is good. I can like you more. Little brother's routine 2 I. Little brother's routine 1 "I know three people like you!" "Who is it?" "I, I, I! "2." I just watched a movie with the same name as the person I like! " "What movie?" "Your name. "3." I like you. If you don't like me, please give these four words back to me. "4." Can you help me wash some things? " "Wash what?" "Like me! "5." What do you belong to! " "Rabbit, what's the matter?" "No, you belong to me. "6." I have bad news for you! " "What?" "I think it's not just you. "7." I am a prophet. I checked your identity yesterday. You are my boyfriend. "8." The circle of friends you praised is called donuts. "9." You were a carbonated drink in your last life! Otherwise, how can I bubble with joy when I see you? 10, "Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth more than 100 million? Do you need food and clothing? Do you want to live carefree? If you like, why don't you stay with me and we'll think together. "Second, my little brother have what skill? 1. Get his attention. Maybe you met a boy who was very excited at a dinner party, maybe at KTV or at school. Different places attract his attention in different ways, but generally we need to send a signal that the initiative is still reserved for men who like to dominate. Of course, this signal should be enough to make men feel that this woman seems to have a little interest in herself. 2. It is important to cultivate people with the same interests. Your usual contact is helpful for future communication and development. If your hobbies are similar, there will be more topics, and it will be easier for two people to get closer and give boys a sense of destiny. So what are boys' hobbies? All kinds of ball games, cars, food, fitness, games, etc. You can learn more through people around you. Ask him for a favor once in a while. In order to let him know you better, you must increase the chances of contact with him. The best way is to ask him to help you do something that he can easily do. For example, help you tune your mobile phone computer, borrow an item, help you find some information and so on. When he helps you with these things, don't just sit by and watch him do it, but seize the opportunity to talk to him about any topic that you are interested in or you think he will be interested in, and this topic can be irrelevant to what you ask him for help. Don't send him messages all the time. If you send one and he doesn't reply, don't send it again today. I get bored if I send too much. If he has information, he should be a serious person, so you may be a little tired after catching up, but you will be very happy after catching up. If the information he replies feels frivolous, he should be able to catch up soon, but you should be careful not to be fooled. 5. Play hard to get If you are going to tell him that you have a crush on him directly, you must think about what to say before and how to react after he answers. If he agrees, don't get carried away, pay attention to your image, because you are about to start: if he says to think about it, you must be very careful about your reaction, and it is best to pretend to be pathetic so that he can't bear to refuse. If he refuses, slap him hard and wake him up. Maybe in a few days, he will chase you back. 6. It is undeniable that spice girls are the love of some men, but men still like the gentle side of women in their bones. So in the process of falling in love, having a good proper limit is quite crucial. To put it bluntly, the word "love" is not easy to say. As long as you export, you have to seal your throat with an arrow!