A copywriter who died laughing in a circle of friends.

1. Don't worry, girl. Sooner or later, someone will say to you with a ring, I'm sorry. Sorry, you're blocking my girlfriend.

2. Why do some people like to show their ankles, because this may be the thinnest place in their whole body.

Life is not only now, but also a house that you can't afford and a salary that you can't afford to support your family.

I saw a man walking his dog without a belt. I can't help asking, "Why isn't your dog chained?" The other side explained, "Because of this, my dog will become awkward!" " "I was speechless.

As long as it starts with "hello", I definitely think it's fraud. Who else would say "you" to me?

6. I really hope Hermes. Lu. Gucci. Chanel insulted China. -A man's heart.

Look, the bananas in the supermarket should be tied up, or they will jump up and hit people. Bananas have black spots after a night of fighting.

Eight. Draw a lucky sign and open it. The first two words are "born early ...". When I thought I was married, I must have given birth to a son very early. When my heart was fully unfolded, I found that the last two words were "Fahua".

Nine. 1. Your illness is very serious;

2. But it can be cured;

But it needs a lot of money. -Doctor's

Three sentences can make you feel the ups and downs of life.

10. Journey to the West told us that all the goblins with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick. -a new interpretation of The Journey to the West.

1 1. People who say I'm from single dog will never think that I still have it on my stomach.

Three spare tires.

12. Always reflect. Did I read any poor travel strategies before I was born again?

Thirteen. Today, a colleague proudly said, "Although I lost my first night, my first kiss is still there." Me: "Too ugly to kiss?" I am most afraid that the air will suddenly calm down.

14. An old man in Beijing coaxed his grandson not to cry: No need, you really don't need it.

15. eat areca used to quit smoking, but now he's fine. eat areca smokes, and betel nut smokes heavily.

16. Now double it.

1 1 is broken. Has lost the connotation of traditional festivals. I hope everyone in "Don't forget me" won't forget the fact that he is single because of shopping.

17. Gates dropped out of school to start a business and became a world rich man, but dropped out of Harvard University.

18. Each commenter will pay a phone bill of 65,438+000 yuan. Unicom, Mobile and Telecom are optional. Don't ask me why, I'm just kidding.