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A collection of summer tanning stories: Hou Yi, your mother told you to come out and shoot the sun
1. The willow tree on the street seemed to be sick. The leaves were hung with dust and rolled up on the branches, and the branches were motionless. The road was glowing with white light, and the vendors did not dare to shout. The plexiglass signs at the store entrances seemed to have been burned away by the sun.
2. I want to say that it’s so hot, so hot. Let me just stay indoors during the day. I don’t want to go anywhere.
4. The sun is like a big fireball, and the light is It's scorching, the road is scorched by the scorching sun, and a string of white smoke rises with each step you take.
5. The hot weather makes people irritable, and the sudden rainstorms also make people irritable. When I look in the mirror and see myself, I feel irritable.
6. Everyone is an "acquaintance" and Lolita has become a "mature woman".
7. In midsummer, the weather is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly close to the shade of trees, as if they are afraid that the sun will damage their wings.
8. They say that you have to wait for the melons to ripen and fall off the stems. I really want to be able to unload the goods earlier! I really can’t stand this hot summer! It’s too hot!
9. I can’t even mix a cold dish with it. You have to eat it quickly, otherwise it will become spicy in a while!
10. Let’s have a hot summer!
11. They say you have to wait until the melon is ripe, I really I'm eager to unload the goods earlier! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot!
12. I wake up from the heat in the morning and at noon. What about at night? I woke up several times because of the heat last night. It’s so hot.
13. The sun is like a big fireball, its rays are scorching. The road is scorching hot under the scorching sun. When you step on it, a stream of white smoke will appear with each step. .
14. Special reminder: Hou Yi went home to take care of his children, so he could not go out to shoot the sun on time. Please be prepared to escape the heat.
15. The weather was extremely hot and there was no wind at all. , the thick air seemed to be frozen.
16. Hou Yi, your mother asked you to come out and shoot the sun
17. There was no cloud at noon, a scorching sun above your head, no wind, and all the trees were listless and lazy. Standing there proudly.
18. The buffalo had long since hid in the pond, its entire body buried in the water, with only one head exposed above the water to breathe.
19. You said, don’t dress so conservatively on such a hot day!
20. I just bought some eggs from the supermarket and came home. After walking a few steps, a chick crawled out of the bag. When I looked at the eggs in the bag, they were all chicks.
21. The weather is so hot! Whenever you go out, you become an African black man! It's better to stay indoors
22. This scorching heat can't stop at all!
23. Everyone will be fine. Even if the weather is very hot, I still have to give myself a bowl of chicken soup.
24. That day, it was crazy hot. As soon as the sun came up, the ground was already on fire, and some gray gas that looked like clouds, but not clouds, or fog, floated low in the air, making people feel suffocated.
25. If the heat continues like this, the wings will not be broken, but will melt!
26. I can’t help but feel the heat, but it’s a pity that the summer is long
27. My body will die of heat in Chongqing, but my soul will be with you. 2020 Mid-Autumn Festival: Hou Yi was busy shooting the sun, and Chang'e stole to the moon. The moon is never old, and love has been difficult since ancient times
1. On the night of Mid-Autumn Festival reunion, the moon is bright in the sky, and Chang'e dances brightly. The world is full of love, husband and wife holding hands, enjoying the moon together and eating moon cakes, sharing a piece of moon cake, perfect combination of sweetness, half an apple for each person, eternal peace, I wish you husband and wife to eat moon cakes and apples and live a happy and peaceful life forever. happiness.
2. The sweet-scented osmanthus in August weaves my longing for you, the full moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival illuminates my expectations for you, the sweet mooncakes express my concern for you, and the sincere text message conveys Carrying my blessings to you.
Wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
3. As the Mid-Autumn Festival approaches, I wish you five wishes. I wish everything goes well and everything goes as you wish: one, a money tree and strong fortune, two, noble people to support your career, three, all the best and good health, and four, I send you a basket full of happiness and blessings, and I send you joy and good fortune as you please. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
4. It’s another year of yellow fallen leaves, a layer of autumn rain and a layer of coolness. It's a hard day's work. Don't forget to put on some clothes when it's cold. Take care of yourself, eat often, cherish friendship and think about it often. The messages and messages are endless, I just wish that my friends will be well. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, family reunion!
5. The fragrance of osmanthus, the full moon, sweet and happy life; Chang'e dances, the jade rabbit jumps, good luck and safety are reported; greetings are sent, blessings are sent, I hope everything goes smoothly for you ; The festival is here, Mid-Autumn Festival is here, I wish you and your family a happy reunion. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
6. Friendship is like fragrant meat buns, fiery pots, hot shabu-shabu, and round big mooncakes. Are you greedy again? Let’s have a drink during the Mid-Autumn Festival. Bar.
7. It is said that the osmanthus tree in front of the Guanghan Palace on the moon has lush leaves and is more than 500 feet high. There is a man who often cuts it down, but every time it is cut down, the cut place immediately closes up again. . For thousands of years, the osmanthus tree has been cut down and harvested, but the osmanthus tree has never been cut down. That osmanthus tree is our emotional friendship! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
8. The moon is full, the flowers are more fragrant, take care of your health; the fish are swimming, the birds are singing, I hope you laugh every day; in your hands Books, wine in the cup, I wish you good luck every day! More joy, less sorrow, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
9. It’s the Mid-Autumn Festival again, and it’s a good time before the flowers and under the moon. Nowadays, the tide of Qianjiang River is rising again, and the cascading ups and downs are so spectacular. The river tide is shocking, and the waves are misty like water and mountains. Surging waves are rare, but Hangzhou is the only place to see the wonders. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here, friends: I would like to remind you and your family to pay attention to safety when watching the tide of the Qianjiang River!
10. I am preparing for the company to produce mooncakes. Use romance as the skin; use warmth as the filling; happiness as the egg king; you don’t need to have many people who know how to taste, it’s better to be just you!
11. Autumn wind and autumn rain, autumn heart and autumn feelings, one leaf knows autumn, perception Full of longing; the moon is full and the cakes are round, the family is round, the table is reunited, and we share the joy of reunion; pray for blessings, and cherish blessings, a country's civilization conveys the happiness of longing to the world! Dear friends, the Chinese Mid-Autumn Festival is here, May everyone around you be safe and healthy!
12. I give you a mooncake. The first layer is blessing, the second layer is care, the third layer is happiness, the fourth layer is warmth, and the middle layer is sweetness. I wish you the best. You have a happy moment, a happy day, a safe year, and a happy life!
13. Tonight, let joy be as plump and pleasant as the moon, let romance be as round and attractive as mooncakes, let Refreshment is as sweet and intoxicating as fine wine. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
14. Family love, affection and festival. The full moon in my hometown brings a perfect Mid-Autumn Festival.
15. Autumn has arrived, the weather has turned cooler, the geese are flying under the setting sun; the red flowers have faded, the green forests are yellow, don’t forget to add more clothes; if you want to be melancholy, enjoy the sunshine, the sounds of nature are sonorous; the osmanthus trees are lush, and the chrysanthemums are fragrant. , the Xu wind brings coolness, good health. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
16. The moon is full, the flowers are more fragrant, take care of yourself and be healthy; the fish are swimming, the birds are singing, I hope you laugh every day; with the book in your hand and the wine in your cup, I wish you Good luck comes every day! More joy, less sorrow, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
17. The moon is extremely bright during the Mid-Autumn Festival, and you and I keep drinking from the same cup; moon cakes are served with delicious dishes, and grape wine expresses our mood. ; You and I have known each other for many years, and today we are smiling across each other; the husband and wife are loving, the family is harmonious, and the good life is peaceful; the society is harmonious, the cause is prosperous, and the good days are celebrated by everyone!
18. On the fifteenth day of the lunar month, the world is peaceful; the moon is coming to the Mid-Autumn Festival , the whole family worships the moon; the pagoda lamp illuminates the sky and the earth; the lotus root is under the flower, and the lotus root silk is connected; the red pomegranate, the pomegranate opens and the seeds are revealed; the reunion cake, the lovers are reunited, and I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival! www, rz520, com
19. It’s another year of yellow fallen leaves, a layer of autumn rain and a layer of coolness. It's a hard day's work. Don't forget to put on some clothes when it's cold. Take care of yourself, eat often, cherish friendship and think about it often. The messages and messages are endless, I just wish that my friends will be well.
Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, family reunion!
20. When the Mid-Autumn Festival comes, the flowers are full and the moon is full. I send blessings to you with stars and moons around you. I wish you: a beautiful face and a sweet smile, full love in the wind, flowers, snow and moon, always dazzling when the stars hold the moon, and the sun and the moon will always be with each other, changing with each passing day. Every day! I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
21. Dear: Don’t be sad, even though we are separated by thousands of mountains and rivers. As long as we are in love with each other and miss each other, we can also enjoy the bright moon!
22. The round moon is hanging in the sky, the round moon cakes are sweet, the round hearts are full of longing, and the round moon is full of longing. Dreams will always come true. Celebrating reunion during the Mid-Autumn Festival, I wish you health, happiness, smiles, good fortune and good luck every year, prosperity in your family and career, and endless blessings in blooming flowers. Ask, what is the use of replying to this? Haha,,,,,,,,,,,,
23. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming soon, I will give you a moon cake, the first layer: care! The second layer: Thoughtful! The third layer: romantic! The fourth layer: warm! The middle layer: sweet! I wish you a good mood every day! Be happy forever!
24. The sweet-scented osmanthus blooms to welcome the Mid-Autumn Festival, stay with your heart and love; We celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival with joyful reunions, and pour out the cheerful blessing wine; celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival with joy, and we must not lose the traditional festival. May you be reunited every year, may happiness last forever, and have a happy Mid-Autumn Festival.
25. The bright moon rises on the sea, and the end of the world is at this time. Raise a glass to invite the bright moon, and celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival.
26. During the Mid-Autumn Reunion Festival, the bright moon expresses lovesickness. In the moonlight, I see the person I love. Eating a piece of moon cake is sweet, and it is sweet to the heart. Even if the wine is not intoxicating, everyone will get drunk. May you have sweet dreams during the Mid-Autumn Festival. , dreams come true, drink a glass of wine with the person of your dreams, eat a mooncake, and become a pair of close lovers. I send this message to you, wishing you and your lover *** a round of Mid-Autumn Festival. The bright moon reunites and flies together in a perfect circle.
27. The tide of the spring river reaches the level of the sea, the bright moon rises on the sea, the flowers are full and the moon is full, people are reunited, and the sound of blessings accompanies you. Friends: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
28. The moon is round during the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the joy of reunion is endless. The fruit brings joy, and the corn brings smiles. Singing a family portrait, the two danced slowly. Raise your glass to the bright moon, the Mid-Autumn Festival is here. Wine brings lovesickness, text messages send peace, and I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
29. The round moon, the sweet cakes, the Renchen Mid-Autumn Festival is coming; the warm house, the dear ones, the parents in my hometown Looking forward to the return journey; the hurried footsteps, the long road, the horse racing without stopping; the full words, the burning feelings, the fragrant osmanthus and the brighter moon!
30. Mid-Autumn Festival comes again one year, far away When I am in a foreign country, I have only one belief in my heart - I wish my relatives at home eternal happiness and good health!
31. The most beautiful flowers are blooming smiling faces; the most pleasing month is the Mid-Autumn Festival celebration of reunion; The most touching love is lingering affection; the most intoxicating wine is sincere wishes. During the Mid-Autumn Festival, I wish you family reunion and endless happiness!
32. The moon is round on August and fifteenth. At this time when the moon is round and people are not round, I sincerely wish you all the best from afar.
33. The moon is full and round, and my thoughts are hidden in my heart; the paper is full of heartfelt words, and there are hundreds of poems about wine; open the moon in front of the window, and see the beautiful beauty thousands of miles away; the fragrance of cinnamon has drifted far away, and I am here to say hello. May the auspicious clouds come and reflect your boundless blessings. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
34. When you hear it, think it, feel it, say it, do it, get it, when the time is up, you have received all my best wishes. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! Sweet smile!
35. A bright moon shines in the sky, and a trace of care lingers in my heart. Year after year, the moon shines brightly, and I look forward to reunion year after year. A ray of longing spreads thousands of miles, and a text message sends wishes to the ends of the world. Love is endless, and blood is connected to the ends of the earth; during the Mid-Autumn Festival, I miss my loved ones even more, and send my heart to the bright moon for reunion. I wish the whole family joy and happiness, good luck and happiness, and a happy Mid-Autumn Festival.
36. The moon is round and hanging in the sky, and the willows are gracefully dancing with each other. It’s another bright moon night. Let’s raise glasses and change glasses to celebrate reunion. Looking up at the bright moon, my heart is at home. I love you for thousands of miles and my blood is connected. I can’t live in a foreign country. Come home, don’t worry about me and my parents at home. The Mid-Autumn Festival is here. I wish you and me good health and happiness.
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38. During the Mid-Autumn Festival, I miss my loved ones even more. The round and bright moon is my heart. The moon is thousands of miles away and I send my thoughts, I only wish that you and I would be more considerate.
39. The moon is poetry, the starry sky is painting, may all happiness accompany you, greetings are spring, care is summer, may all friends treat you sincerely, gentleness is autumn, romance is winter, may all Happiness follows you. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival
40. How many thoughts are blended into a full moon, how many cares are written in the vast night sky, distant blessings fly over thousands of rivers and mountains, the understanding of the heart saves thousands of words, the silver moon sends a piece of sincerity, I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and good luck every day.
41. The Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching. Here is a moon cake. Ingredients: five grams of happy dates, a handful of caring rice, three coins of friendship water, tied with humor, and delivered via mobile phone; shelf life: August of the lunar calendar Fifteen years ago; saving method: please press the save button.
42. Hou Yi was busy shooting at the sun, and Chang'e stole to the moon; the moon is never old, and love has been difficult since ancient times; the moon hangs in the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the past is full in the heart; the jade rabbit accompanies Chang'e, and the silk belt carries eternal lovesickness!
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43. The full moon brings love and people are reunited, everyone is happy and the wine glass is full, the flowers are fragrant and the scenery is beautiful, and the mood is good. You and I are happy and the whole family is happy. The festival is full of joy and reunion, and everything goes smoothly and successfully. My friend, I wish you a happy family reunion, a fulfilling life, a sweet life, and supreme happiness. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!
44. When the full moon was last year, the lanterns were as bright as day; on the willow branches above the moon, people met after dusk! When the full moon is this year, the moon and lanterns are still the same; when the people of last year are not seen, tears are wet Spring shirt sleeves. Sad sentences about getting sunburned while playing in the water in the summer
Sad sentences about getting sunburned while playing in the water in the summer Part 1
1. A child is as happy as drinking honey when playing in the water.
2. On the night when spring and summer transition, accompany your children to play in the water in the community. There was a gentle breeze, and I felt a rare sense of comfort when I let go and watched my children socialize and play by themselves.
3. In the afternoon, he woke up and took his children to swim and play in the water. In the evening, he went to a party with the child's father. 24 hours a day is not enough.
4. In the summer, I love playing in the water. I am so happy that my screams are as loud as a tenor.
5. After the power outage, there was about 20 centimeters of water accumulated downstairs? Just like it usually rains heavily, the children go crazy and play in the water and have a lot of fun.
6. Several white sails floated leisurely like a few snow-white feathers on the golden sea of ??water and sky.
7. I really like playing in the water in summer. I like the cool feeling very much.
8. They dived into the water like loaches, and then exposed their wet little heads not far away.
9. Children will not be said no to every corner of the garden! In summer, children's favorite thing is to play in the water. As long as their mother brings a few extra sets of clothes to change, they can have fun playing.
10. The swimming pool in summer is so lively! People wore beautiful swimming suits and splashed happily in the swimming pool, creating waves. I also joined in, letting the water in the swimming pool take away the summer heat.
11. Children play in water as happily as small fish playing in water.
12. After looking at the scenery, I found a cool and beautiful place. I really admired the beautiful mountains and rivers of China! It’s so beautiful. Playing in the water is a must in summer!
13. Super loving, the kids have fun! I hope you can always play in the water happily and freely!
14. I was washing clothes on the balcony, and you asked me to hold you and look at you. Then I lay half-lying on the sink playing with water and refused to come down. I said, "Mumu, let's go to the bathroom to wash clothes together." You help mom get the soap dish, and mom carries the basin, let's go together." You happily obeyed and put it on the bathroom floor to wash, so you can play with it as you like. I also took off your clothes. It's summer, so play. Water is the most suitable, young man, just play whatever you want.
15. In the clear stream, there are not only fish, but also shrimps, crabs, etc.
16. The hot summer is a great time to swim and play in the water.
17. The sun is so nice. I went out to swim and play in the water ~ Sad sentences about getting sunburned while playing in the water in summer Part 2
18. Summer is all about playing in the cool water!
19. I met a cute "Ponyo" on the road, jumping happily in the water bubbles. I was very happy. After all, there are not many parents who can let their children play in the water happily.
20. In the summer, some people are going to learn to drive, some are learning photography, and some are learning swimming. Are there any small skills you want to add to yourself?
21. The fish were darting back and forth among the aquatic plants, as if they were playing hide and seek.
22. Now it’s time to go exploring in the water!
23. When I came to the swimming and playing pool, I couldn’t wait to put on my swimming and playing clothes, took my beloved swimming and playing water ring, and jumped into the water with a "plop". I put a water ring on my body, so I splashed water with my dad and played.
24. Summer happiness comes from soaking in water.
25. Swimming in summer, I like summer. In summer, you can wear beautiful skirts, eat sweet ice cream, and swim freely in the water. Summer is both passionate and full of vitality, ilovesummer!
26. The spring breeze blew to the small river, and the river began to flow forward slowly. The trees by the river sprouted, and the grass came out of the ground. From a distance, it looked green. The wild flowers by the river also bloomed with smiles.
27. Layers of scaly waves rise with the wind, accompanied by the jumping sunshine, accompanied by my heart, chasing and playing again.
28. Fish swim and play in the water, like colorful ribbons floating in the water.
29. Swimming is still fun! Xia Tian, ??as an unqualified beautiful girl, is working hard to become qualified and swim every day!
30. When taking your children to the water park, never dare to let them leave your perspective.
31. I am grateful for swimming and playing in the water. I love swimming and playing in the water. It has led me to grow up, taught me a lot, and made me know many good friends!
32. The happiness of fish is to swim freely every day.
33. Taking Little Eleven to wash the building blocks together, Little Eleven was very happy. It is really the nature of every child to love playing with water.
34. In the eyes of many people, summer is beautiful, you can eat delicious ice cream, and summer is fun, you can go swimming, but in my eyes, summer is troublesome. So I came up with several reasons to take Xia Tian to court and asked the fair judge to consider whether to pursue Xia Tian's criminal responsibility. Part 3 of sad sentences about getting sunburned while playing in the water in summer
35. Summer is playing football with the children, swimming with frogs, and holding hands with the sun again. When the sun is happy, it shines brightly Very hot, very hot, very bright. Everyone sang and danced with Xia Tian again, the little frog, wow, wow, wow, singing.
The red flowers called the wind, and the wind blew the red flowers, and the red flowers danced a beautiful dance. The river lapped the banks with water to accompany them. The children said that summer is here! Summer is here!
36. Summer is all about going to the beach and having fun in the water.
37. Today, my baby swam for the first time. Like a little lazy bug, I just went to "soak in the hot spring". Baby, you are too lazy today!
38. Many fish swim around in the water like elves.
39. In summer, I will take you to play in the water, go to the zoo, eat ice cream, and have a happy summer.
40. In summer, the river is finally free. It flows happily "wow, ow, ow". It seems to be singing spring, and the wild flowers and grass beside it form a unique and interesting landscape painting. This is the river of spring, the river of joy.
41. On a hot summer day, it’s hard to live without water! For children, playing in the water is the happiest thing in summer!
42. My friends took a big boat to go sightseeing together, it was so fun.
43. This is the last time to swim and play in the water this summer. I cry from hunger every time after swimming and playing in the water. . I am so happy to have a like-minded swimming and water friend hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (with) 44. The ocean is the sky for fish, and the creek is the haven for fish.
45. My aunt plays in the water first and Ming Jing Pianpian only searches the results of Jing Pianpian.
46. In summer, the river is already full of elegant and beautiful lotus flowers of all sizes. The petals of the lotus are white and rosy, like a rouged girl. Looking down along the lotus, I saw the big green lotus leaves at a glance. The lotus leaves lying "lazily" on the crystal clear river look particularly beautiful. This is the summer river, a beautiful river.
47. Playing in the water in summer is really fun even though I just watch the children play.
48. I tossed the swimming circle and jumped into the rushing Xiangjiang River with a "plop" and swam like a little loach.
49. I jumped into the river, oh, the water was so cold, and the whirlpools on the left and right were like traps. I wanted to go east, but they pulled me west.
50. The biggest achievement of this summer is learning to swim with the children.
51. Summer is here, and the sand digging activity in the kindergarten has turned into playing with water. How happy is it?
52. Swimming and playing in the water for the first time this summer! Probably also the last time. Collect the funny copywriting about the mood of being tanned in summer
The funny copywriting about the mood of being tanned in summer (Part 1)
1. School is about to start, and I don’t want to get a crew cut. , don’t want to tan, don’t want to lose weight!
2. I really like to bask in the sun, which makes my body warm and makes me sweat! But why should we tan and get wrinkles?
3. Some show off their husbands, some show off their wives, some show off their babies, some show off their cars, some show off their rings, some show off their toys, some show off their food... I just want to say silently... you can show off anything. Don't get tanned
4. My teeth have become so white.
5. The sun on the beach was fierce, and the little girl’s face was tanned like ink.
6. Another eight degrees of tanning.
7. When I reversed the car into the warehouse today, my skin was tanned...
8. Don't think that just because you are tanned, you can hide the fact that you are an idiot.
9. My daughter is three years old. Because she is beautiful, many people like her. She has always been called a little beauty or a little princess. She also enjoyed this kind of treatment, and often said to herself: "Oh, the sun is so strong, it has tanned me, and I am not beautiful anymore. What should I do?" After hearing this, I couldn't help but want to laugh. She looked at me angrily: "Why are you laughing? You haven't seen Beautiful Women Worry?!" I...
10. I thought that if I have dark skin, I won't get tanned anymore. The truth is, I'm still very young.
11. The sun is so big... it's going to make me tan...
12. I'm so angry that the child is a little tan and you tease him. He doesn't wear short sleeves in hot weather for fear of getting tanned. Isn’t it disgusting that he’s covered up so much that he’s gained some weight? Isn’t it disgusting to look at him like a cake? He’s going to be happy if he goes on a hunger strike and slims down into a skeleton. I’m really pissed off.
13. It’s okay to bask in the sun, maybe Once you get a tan, no one will call you an idiot.
14. Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, chief! Chief: Comrades are all tanned! Soldier: The leader is even darker! The commander patted a soldier on the chest and said: How well these muscles have been trained! Soldier: Report to the leader, I am a female soldier.
15. I asked the magic mirror who was the blackest person in the world. After a long time, the magic mirror said: Who was speaking just now.
16. When I came back from swimming at the beach, my whole body felt bad. Not only did I get tanned instantly, but my back hurt like pins and needles from the sun the day before, and it seemed like I couldn’t stand the itching for the past two days... …
17. Admit that I got tanned during the summer vacation
18. On July 23, with a high temperature of 35 degrees and a bright sun, I took a one-day trip to Shuangma Mountain. The biggest reward was meeting a girl who loves to take photos and her skin has been tanned to the Nth degree.
19. I didn’t lose weight in May, I was sad in June, I got tanned in July, I stayed indoors in August, I got fatter in September, I was tired from dating in October, I had no one to accompany me in November, I had no measurements in December, In January, the meat becomes fatter, in February, passers-by get angry, and in March, I don’t know who it is! Yes, it’s you!
20. I feel like I’m tanned again. . . When I met Qinqin today, she told me that my skin was bad. . . Heartbroken, I washed my face, listened to music and fell asleep. Funny copywriting about being tanned in summer (Part 2)
21. Those whose skin can be tanned by a little sun are not really white, but really black.
22. If you miss some places, you may never set foot again, such as Crescent Moon Spring buried in sand. Some things may never be restored to their original appearance after being changed, such as tanned skin. Some feelings may disappear with the wind as time goes by, such as people who appear repeatedly in dreams.
23. In order to prevent others from calling me stupid, I stand in the sun every day and tan myself, so no one will call me an idiot.
24. Don’t think that just because you have a tan can hide the fact that you are an idiot
25. Someone actually fell to the ground in the Forbidden City yesterday due to heat. This hot weather should be good. Staying at home, it's not hot and you won't get tanned. I regret it now because my skin color won't come back in two weeks.
26. Black toothpaste wants me to be an endorsement.
27. Black girls don’t hold an umbrella and get a tan every day
28. They hate summer because they get tanned and like winter because they can hug their loved ones when it’s cold
29. Dear Stomach, are you going to rebel? Even your tanned skin from practicing driving turns white because of you.
30. The sun is too hostile to me. Forget about getting a tan. I still get sunburned. After washing my face, I put some lotion on my face and it stung so much. The point is that traveling like this must last for a long time. I'm so irritable
31. Where have you been digging coal since I haven't seen you for two days?
32. You're tanned! From now on I will silently be your negative fan.
34. When I go out in this season, I can only get tanned. When will my fair skin come back?
35. In spring, I miss you, don’t destroy the greenery during the outing season; in summer, I miss you, don’t get tanned by the scorching sun; in autumn, I miss you, send me some fresh fruits; In winter, I miss you, the warmth of the south is waiting for me. Thinking of you all year round is called a good friend.
36. I just hope I don’t gain weight and get tanned this summer
37. Look at my sunscreen skills.
Snorkeling suit, after being in the water all day, only my feet were sunburned!
38. I am asked three hundred times a day if it is hot or not, but I still wear long-sleeved pants tightly, and I still get a tan
39. I swear every summer You don’t want to tan in one summer, but every summer you tan like an African. I’m so angry, but I still have to work hard to keep smiling.
40. If a young man does not work hard to learn to drive, the old man will be sad and sunburned
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