High-end Versailles quotations and original jokes

High-end Versailles quotations and original paragraphs (Part 1)

1. The world is not worth it. Although I have a house, a car and love now, so what, a hundred years from now Isn’t it just a pile of dirt? When I think about the possibility of being separated from my baby in the next life, not being able to race my Ferrari, not being able to watch the national flag being raised in Tiananmen Square on the rooftop, I feel filled with melancholy.

2. For my birthday the day before yesterday, my husband transferred 100,000 yuan to me and asked me to buy my own clothes. He had 10 million yuan in business to discuss and had no time to accompany me. Is it time for a man like this who only knows how to give money?

3. My courtyard house is too close to the Forbidden City. People are always taking pictures at the door, and I don’t dare to go back there.

4. I find that playing games also requires talent and patience. I really envy you for still having the energy to stay up late to upgrade equipment.

5. After hearing what my friends kept saying about Versailles literature, I thought it was some kind of literary system that I had never heard of. I went to my library to check for a long time but couldn’t find it. Later, the housekeeper told me that it was just a literary system. Internet lingo I thought my doctorate in literature was for nothing.

6. I fell in love with a boy today, but I think he is not good enough for me, not because he is not good-looking, but because I have to bend down to sit in his Bugatti, which is too troublesome. ,Clothes. Fortunately, I bought a Bugatti keychain during Double Eleven.

7. A few days ago, a friend came over to play at home and accidentally knocked over the 1982 Lafite on the wine cabinet. Friend: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it. Me: Oh, it’s okay, we have wine at home. There are plenty of them in the cellar.

8. Have you ever seen a top second-generation rich man who calls himself a worker?

9. In fact, I don’t like money, I would rather have no money.

10. Although I have several houses and cars at home for protection, I am still very anxious about the future because the knowledge I have learned is half-baked and I am very confused. Sometimes I envy people who have mortgages and don’t have time to think about things.

11.iphone 11 pro max is really not easy to use at all, mine is stuck, and it is still 512g in dark night green! In fact, that’s it, everyone should buy the 1024g one.

12. Now for me, a PS5 SLIM and a Ferrari LaFerrari Aperta are enough for me to be happy for a while. Alas, is it true that all men are children who never grow up?

13. I went to the supermarket today and bought a pack of spicy strips that cost four yuan. When I was checking out, the cashier guy asked for my WeChat account. He said he liked independent women like me. I laughed, and I told him to give him a bottle the next time I went to buy Coke. He smiled and called me "baby" several times.

14. I feel like netizens in this generation are very preoccupied. Academic qualifications can’t explain anything. I also got a doctorate at the age of 21. People around me are like this. It’s not a big deal.

15. Why do I still get asked for WeChat messages when I go shopping wearing a mask and sunglasses? I just want to relax quietly and am speechless.

16. There is a way to show off your wealth, asking me to grow up with you!

17. I am really useless. Even if I have a high degree of education and passed various certificates, accounting certificate, teacher certificate, judicial certificate, in the end I still have to listen to the old man and go home and take over the company.

18. What should I do? I failed in the exam today and the teacher didn’t scold me. Is it just because I donated ten buildings to the school and gave the teacher two villas? But I don’t want to do it because of these Small things are treated differently.

19. I received a very heavy express delivery today. I finally moved it home and opened it. It turned out to be a box of real estate certificates sent by my husband. I complained to him that your surprise was too big. If it's too heavy, I have to take it home myself. Hey, the traveling expenses of living in one set every day are not a small expense.

20. Some people say that you are rich if you live in the middle of the mountain. I don’t know if that is true. Anyway, this mountain is mine. High-end Versailles quotations and original jokes (Part 2)

21. My boyfriend is really annoying, he won’t lose his temper, he will obey me no matter what I say, he is gentle and gentle, unlike a man.

22. My husband is very distressed when he sees me staying up late for Double Eleven. He asked me if skp is not enough for you to buy or if Lafayette is not enough for you to shop. Why do you have to buy a large bottle of facial cream that costs 3,000 yuan? I am not afraid of cheap prices. Does this product hurt your skin? Hey, how can a straight man understand the joy of buying discounted products?

23. He bought the Gucci Bacchus bag after just one glance at it last time. With such an ugly color scheme and his straight male aesthetic, it’s no wonder there are so many female teachers in the school. He also said I am the most beautiful teacher at Boston University.

24. My partner is too annoying. Other people’s partners only clear their shopping carts, but my partner only sends packages and pays. It’s so heartless.

25. After seeing the step count in my circle of friends, my friend asked, did you go run a marathon today? No, I just took a walk around my manor.

26. It’s really annoying. I was watching TV in the living room. I was too sleepy and wanted to go back to the room to rest. I walked for several days before I got to the room. I was exhausted.

27. My boyfriend held back his proposal for a month without telling me just to give me this surprise... I had nothing prepared and he said it was okay. I'm really embarrassed, it made me very embarrassed

28. I really envy you for doing nothing all day long, just being a housewife~ After learning how to start a Western pastry business, customers said that they had to wait in line for a long time to buy something. For my desserts, I can’t open another branch.

29. I am really bankrupt now. I accidentally entered my mobile phone number when transferring money, but the transfer was successful and I have lost my pocket money this month.

30. I haven’t been back to China for a long time. When I came back, I discovered that everyone is living a life of electronic payment. I thought it would be very convenient to say goodbye to all kinds of checks, credit cards, and business cards when I go shopping. Today, I found out in the shop that there are still There are payment limits, sad.

31. No, no, no! Why do so many people say I look like Yu Shuxin? Am I just blind and can’t see it? I have been photographed all the time at school recently, which has disturbed my normal life. I really don’t know what people are looking at me.

32. When I was preparing for the exam, I said, don’t go to Peking University, don’t go to Peking University. My husband insists that I go to Peking University to accompany him. It’s really annoying. Straight men are clingy.

33. I took a few days off for cleaning, and I lived alone in a villa of more than 3,000 square meters, empty.

34. Suddenly I don’t want to fight anymore, I’m too tired. I currently have seven or eight houses and several hundred thousand dollars in assets. Is this enough to support me in retirement? Someone come and wake me up.

35. Average, average. Mine is the Range Rover executive version with 4.4 displacement. The 5.0 extended version is too expensive and I can’t afford it. I still have to keep a low profile.

36. Today I accidentally fell down the stairs on the 88th floor of my home. I really envy the simple and unpretentious life of the poor. Not to mention, my boyfriend flew to the rooftop to pick me up for dinner. .

37. I was scolded by my boss just now at work. I used the iPhone 12 Pro Max 512G that just arrived yesterday to send a message to Xiansen: "It's so difficult. I was scolded by my boss and I don't want to go to work." Probably After 15 minutes, it was almost time to get off work and he still didn’t pay attention to me. I was already a little angry. Suddenly he surrounded me from behind: "I'm here." It only took 15 minutes for Xiansen to acquire the company. .

38. "I'm really good for nothing. I can't even get full marks." Even if I have passed the exams for the Certified Accountant Certificate, Journalist Certificate, and Teacher Qualification Certificate.

39. We are an ordinary family. At most, our house is a bit big.

40. Today is another day of hard work! I have no time to fish at all. I can only rest for two hours at noon. Although I can get off work on time at five o'clock, I have to get to the company at ten o'clock in the morning, and it is easy to be late in traffic jams. What is the use of driving a Lamborghini? If the company is not my own, my salary It has been deducted a long time ago. 2022 Versailles Literary Funny Jokes

2022 Versailles Literary Funny Jokes Part 1

1. "Qiong Yao has a great influence on me. Qiong Yao once gave me some books to read. She knew that I could write books. , but I don’t know that I can write so well. The publishing house also said that there has been no such good writer in 38 years." - Brigitte Lin

2. I have no pocket money recently, so I need some gold to make do.

3. I was traveling with my boyfriend. I was swimming in the Pacific Ocean. My boyfriend was looking at me dreamily. I just felt that the water was a little cold, so I said, "This water is so cold." , but his face suddenly changed, and he walked to the side and made a phone call. Five minutes later, I discovered that the water in the Pacific Ocean was gradually heating up. It turned out that he helped me change the water in the Pacific Ocean to a constant temperature of 28 degrees.

4. Today I accidentally fell down the stairs on the 88th floor of my home. I really envy the simple and unpretentious life of the poor. Not to mention, my boyfriend flew to the rooftop to pick me up for dinner. .

5. I don’t know much about wine, but this winery is said to have a history of hundreds of years, so I might as well give some face to investors. In fact, I wanted to say in my heart that sparkling water doesn’t smell good?

6. Just now at the door of the classroom, I was stopped by a little brother who looked like Dou Sen and asked for his number? I didn’t even wash my hair or makeup today. I just wore a dusty sweatshirt...little brother, how are your eyes? Are you going to add me to this?

7. He always said he wanted to buy me a bag worth tens of thousands, but he didn’t want it. My life is not as good as others, but I really feel that comparison is a very boring thing."

8. I forgot my belt today and went to Gucci to buy one. When I got it punched, the clerk said that my waist was too big. She's never been so close. I think it's better for a girl to be rounder. I'm so envious of it, but I can't help it. I don't have any appetite for the bird's nests my husband feeds.

9. People always ask me if I know the literature of Versailles. To be honest, I don’t know much about the popular memes on the Internet, and I have no interest in knowing about it. I still prefer European classical literature and postmodern literary forms, although my Harvard classmates often tell me I want to know more about online literature, but I’m just not interested. Oh, it’s so annoying.

10. I saw your Weibo in the waiting room of London to Paris, and suddenly there were several muscular white people. Approaching me, I thought I was disturbing them at first. Unexpectedly, they asked me if I was French. After I made it clear that I was Chinese, they expressed their surprise and asked, "Are you Chinese girls so beautiful?" To be honest, I don’t like them, so much so that when they asked me to have dinner together, I asked my assistant to decline.

11. I already have this car in white and blue, and they gave me a black one. It’s really cool. I want to collect all the Dragon Balls, huh, straight man.

12. I kept losing in the ranking of kings today. I was shaking with anger. My husband immediately hugged me and said: Don’t be angry. I’ll hire ten people to be the real kings. Whichever side you want to win, win.

13. When my brother picked up the car today, he also picked up a Lamborghini, but the color was really ugly, and he even said it was co-branded with LV. As expected, straight men really have bad taste in limited editions.

14. The rich keep it low-key, but the poor show off!

15. I’m really speechless, my boyfriend gave it to me again. A Lamborghini, I just want to wait for him to pick me up from get out of class on his electric car, like an ordinary college student, and I will hug his waist in the back seat.

16. Part 1 When I got home to catch up on the manuscript, he came to pick me up. I hadn't finished the drawing yet, so I refused to go out with him to walk the dog. I had to finish the remaining fifty commercial drawings before going downstairs. He wouldn't leave until he finished. , took my pen, lowered his head, and finished it in one go... The dog at home was so stupid. He finished fifty thousand business manuscripts in one go. What kind of concept... After he finished painting, he directly took me and my four legs. He held the ten-inch digital screen in his arms with no expression on his face, stood up and left, saying: I don’t want the digital screen anymore, I’ll take care of all the drawing. It’s so overbearing, no one dares to stop it.

17. The rank is only 100 stars for the King of Glory. This rank only requires one to have the skills. I can grab a lot of them everywhere. I am so sad.

18. I just went to the classroom to teach, but they all gathered around me and said that Peng Yuyan also came to our school to teach?

19. Versailles is just so-so, but my nanny really likes to go there. I don’t know, maybe she thinks it’s a bit fancy.

20. In class today, the professor said that I look like Emma Watson, and some foreign students wanted to take photos with me... I am very popular, right? How can it be like others. 2022 Versailles Literary Funny Jokes Part 2

21. My girlfriend’s habit of spending money lavishly cannot be changed.

Last month, in order to help me fulfill my childhood dream of becoming an astronaut, she bought me a rocket. Yesterday, because I was going to study abroad in Italy, I had to buy a Ferrari. I said it was to adapt to the local area. After all, Ferrari is also made in Italy and should be more down-to-earth.

22. I really envy you that you can still spend cash. My money is stored in several banks. Take it all out, the bank will go bankrupt. I can take hundreds of millions, but it’s not enough for me to spend.

23. My courtyard house is too close to the Forbidden City. People are always taking pictures at the door, and I don’t dare to go back there.

24. When discussing the issue of cheating, I would say that the business district should be very simple, right? He said that there is no need to have a net worth of hundreds of millions. He used to attend parties at the Billionaire Club and go to outer space for parties. He spent tens of millions a night, all at his own expense. Aliens used rockets to shuttle him back and forth, and hundreds of A-list celebrities wore bikinis to choose from. . I asked what then? He said I would go back to the room and have a video chat with you. That night I stayed with you doing PPT until dawn, while other billionaires were picked.

25. We are an ordinary family. At most, our house is a bit big.

26. It’s so annoying, Double 11 is of no use at all. You are all 300-40. The house I looked at last week was exactly 90 million. I thought I could save more than 10 million and buy more diamond rings. But the customer service told me that this does not participate in the activity. I spent money on a diamond ring again. snort. Am I too stingy?

27. People keep asking me if I know the literature of Versailles. To be honest, I don’t know much about the popular memes on the Internet, and I have no interest in participating. I still prefer European classical literature and postmodern literary forms. My classmates at Harvard also told me to learn more about online literature, but I just wasn’t interested. Oh, it’s so annoying.

28. I accidentally dropped my phone. I really like the shiny new phone.

29. Today, my sister said she would drive a sports car to pick me up from get off work, but I said no. How can a worker use a sports car to pick me up from work? My family has rented a bus for me with an annual pass, and I can swipe it as I please. .

30. Wow, who can share some of your meat with me? After two months of eating, I still haven’t reached 90 pounds.

31. I’m embarrassed to say it. I’ve been doing my homework recently. My four maids used to do it for me. I just found out that there are so many homeworks for Yanyi, but they don’t have them. tell me.

32. I really envy you for having nothing to do all day long. Just be a housewife~ After learning how to start a Western pastry business, customers said they had to wait in line for a long time to buy my desserts. I couldn’t open another one. branch.

33. In one text message, my boyfriend flew back from Mars and said "I'm here" in a deep voice. I was so moved that I accidentally dropped the unreleased copy that I had just received within ten minutes, but Apple insisted on giving me an iPhone 2020 mate pro plus sports car customized mobile phone.

34. Speechless, is this considered Versailles? Waking up from a 100-square-meter bed every day is really just my daily life.

35. I heard that Meituan and Ele.me were fighting. I accidentally ordered takeout for 8,000 yuan on Meituan. What should I do? Should I order it again from Ele.me?

36. I really envy those of you who took the postgraduate entrance examination. You are so good. If I took the exam, I would definitely not be able to pass it. People like me who are so bad can only go to the postgraduate entrance examination.

37. Drink orange juice for 2 yuan and live in a mansion worth 12 million.

38. Although I have several houses and cars at home for protection, I am still very anxious about the future because the knowledge I have learned is half-baked and I am very confused. Sometimes I envy people who have mortgages and don’t have time to think about things.

39. I was about to go to bed, but suddenly I remembered that the car was not locked. Forget it, although there is an elevator at home, it would be bad to wake up the maid. It would be too troublesome. If it is stolen, just buy another one. , you can drive another car to go shopping tomorrow, good night ~ the whole world ~

40. I was afraid that skipping would affect the downstairs, so I bought the house downstairs, and finally I can skip rope with peace of mind.

Funny and Humorous Quotations from Versailles Award

Funny and Humorous Versailles Quotes Award Part 1

1. Sir, he saw that I stayed up late after Double Eleven until now. He felt very distressed and asked if the SKP is not enough for you to buy it. Lafayette is still not enough for you. Why do you have to buy a big bottle of facial cream that costs 3,000 yuan? Aren’t you afraid that cheap products will hurt your skin? Hey, how can a straight man understand the joy of buying discounted products?

2. A person's appearance can really affect many things. For example, I am handsome, but I have no worries.

3. In fact, speaking of Versailles literature, look at the circle of friends, isn’t it the scene of a large-scale literary battle of Versailles literature?

4. I just went out without makeup today, but someone actually asked me to WeChat. Is he blind?

5. I remember that every time relatives bring their children to visit my house, I want to lock my bedroom door, not because I am afraid that they will damage my cosmetics (someone will give them back if they are broken) Yeah~) It’s just that I’m very upset that their parents always like to drag them to see the trophies and certificates I’ve received.

6. There is a way to show off your wealth, ask me to grow up with you!

7. I went out today and said I would save some money and go to the subway, but my housekeeper told me that it would be cheaper to drive. But I was afraid of being too showy, so I just drove out in a Ferrari. I am already very low-key. Come on, I didn’t expect someone to ask me for my phone number. It’s so annoying.

8. I didn’t expect that after only living there for half a year, it would be demolished again. Sharing this matter with him with great interest: "I don't know how many houses the country will allocate this time!" He just said: "Yes." The smile on the corner of his mouth was as gentle as jade. It didn’t take long for the real estate agent to come and say, “This place is going to be demolished!”

9. Eating big fish and meat every day is boring! There is also too much jewelry at home! The house was so piled up that it was difficult to clean it up, and more than thirty maids were hired to clean it up. Why? Because the house is too big!

10. I weighed myself before going out today and found that I was 25 pounds lighter. I was very happy at first, but when I was walking on the road, I realized that I had forgotten to wear the 25-pound Australian snowflake mink velvet and silk Australian suit that Xiao Wang bought for me. Camel hair blend Antarctic Tyrannosaurus rex coat.

11. It’s so annoying. SF Express can only pick up 30 parcels at a time. It takes 30 trips to pick up the things I bought. This is too much trouble for my nanny. I’d better hire 29 more maids. Let them go get it together, it will be faster.

12. Did you see it? Except for me, they are all rich people!

13. It’s so annoying. SF Express can only pick up 30 parcels at a time. It takes 30 trips to pick up the things I bought. I don’t want to pick them up anymore.

14. When I make friends, I don’t care whether they have money or not. Anyway, they don’t have as much money as me!

15. The house I bought on Double Eleven is quite spacious, but I still like the sense of security in a small space.

16. Just now at the door of the classroom, I was stopped by a little brother who looked like Dou Sen and asked for my number? I didn’t even wash my hair or put on makeup today, so I just wore a dusty sweater... Little brother, how are your eyes? You want to add me to this?

17. I accidentally dropped my phone. I really like the shiny new phone.

18. My favorite thing to hear from my boyfriend recently is that I will be happy if I buy Crazy Horse Skin.

19. I am 23 years old this year. I have two apartments in the Third Ring Road of Beijing. I can fill the walls with hundreds of thousands of bags. But these are not given to me by my parents, but through my own efforts and dreams. of.

20. I was afraid that skipping would affect the downstairs, so I bought the house downstairs, and finally I could skip rope with peace of mind. Funny and Humorous Versailles Quotations Award Part 2

21. My husband actually gave me a pink Lamborghini, which is too straight. Hey, how can I tell him that I don’t like this color? < /p>

22. People say that buying a house is very stressful nowadays, and I really want to feel what it feels like, because more than a dozen buildings in my house were demolished.

23. People always ask me what kind of notebook I plan to use in 2021. This question is really difficult to answer, not because of entanglement. After all, HOBO, KOKUYO Self, Midori, Bando, Matoka... .It’s really tiring to pronounce so many names.

24. Someone patted me from behind. I turned around and saw two handsome guys. One of them was a little shy and said: Sorry, I got the wrong person. I turned around and heard another person say: She does look a lot like Liu Yifei.

25. I went to the supermarket today and bought a pack of spicy strips for 4 yuan. When I was checking out, the cashier guy asked for my WeChat account. He said he liked independent women like me. I laughed, and I told him to give him a bottle the next time I went to buy Coke. He smiled and called me "baby" several times.

26. When I play piano and musical instruments in the middle of the night, netizens say that I should be careful because I will disturb my neighbors. However, I own the ten nearby villas and the area is relatively large, so I shouldn’t disturb others.

27. After staying in Switzerland for a long time, I am not used to eating swiss rolls when I return home. The Swiss rolls specially brought to me by my friend still have the same familiar feeling.

28. Why do so many people ask me for WeChat? I obviously didn’t put on makeup today.

29. Wow, who can share some of your meat with me? I’ve been eating like crazy for two months, but I still haven’t reached 90 pounds.

30. I took a few days off for cleaning work, and I lived alone in a villa of more than 3,000 square meters, empty.

31. A very beautiful person just sat in front of me. We looked at her for a long time without speaking. I didn’t put down the mirror until my hands got sore.

32. I went out to collect rent today. I bought breakfast and my hands were dirty. The pockets of the new pants I bought were a bit tight. I opened my phone and saw the message Obama sent me. Suddenly, the phone fell to the ground and fell. After a while, I went home and ate a bucket of instant noodles to calm down. Alas, today is such an annoying day.

33. I weighed myself before going out today and found that I was 25 pounds lighter. I was very happy, but when I was walking on the road, I realized that I had forgotten to wear the 25 pounds of snowflake mink velvet, silk, and Australian camel hair that Yibo bought for me. A blended Antarctic Tyrannosaurus rex fur coat.

34. I was reading and suddenly heard a ding. It turned out that the milk was hot. I got the milk and came back: Oh, I forgot to put the bookmark. Where did I see it? Him: I’ve been reading the first page all morning, and I’m satisfied

35. When I was preparing for the exam, I said, don’t go to Peking University. My husband insists that I go to Peking University to accompany him. It’s really annoying. Straight men are clingy.

36. I worry all the time about how to squander the family property and whether I can spend the money before death.

37. When my boyfriend came to the house for the first time, he insisted on making candied haws. He said that my parents were used to eating caviar and they must have never eaten it. He also wore a Gucci ring to wash the fruit, so he was not afraid of scratching the hawthorn. , Speechless, it is not easy to plant a hawthorn tree in our villa area.

38. I don’t feel that I am very weak. My husband always buys bird’s nests, donkey hide gelatin and sea cucumbers to replenish my body, which makes me fat.

39. Every time I went to the bank counter to do business, I wanted to put my head in. Until one day my dad gave me a card, and it became the president’s personal reception every time. I had a VIP luxury business room. The tea tastes terrible.

40. I received a very heavy express delivery today. I finally moved it home and opened it. It turned out to be a box of real estate certificates sent by my husband. I complained to him that your surprise was too big. If it's too heavy, I have to take it home myself. It's a big expense to live in one set every day. A collection of funny quotations from Versailles (a collection of 40 sentences)

A collection of funny quotations from Versailles Part 1

1. This is the fifth time someone has asked me to use WeChat, even though I look good. It's very ordinary, I don't know why they fell in love with me, it's really annoying.

2. I really envy you rich people. It’s like I can’t even open the pot at home because the pure gold pot lid is really too heavy! To make matters worse, I recently lost all my pocket money. It was all because I accidentally entered my mobile phone number when transferring money, but the transfer was successful.

3. I have no pocket money recently, so I will make do with some gold.

4. Last time I took a private flight back to Paris, I happened to meet Wei Ting, who kept following me and even asked me for my WeChat ID. I was speechless. I just gave you this WeChat ID, what should I use it for? Really troubled.

5. He bought the Gucci Bacchus bag after just one glance at it last time. With such an ugly color scheme and his straight male aesthetic, it’s no wonder there are so many female teachers in the school. He also said I am the most beautiful teacher at Boston University.

6. You damn money, don’t bother me anymore.

7. My boyfriend is really annoying. He won’t lose his temper. He will obey me no matter what I say. He is so gentle and gentle that he is not like a man.

8. The hard-working workers have to eat instant noodles hard again. They don’t even have any decent ham sausages, so they can only make do with steaks. Ordinary eggs are gone. Boiled sterile eggs are very hard to eat. Normally, alas, how can we repair it? Come on, try your best tomorrow!

9. The happiness of adults is actually very simple. I went to Tokyo to take a hot spring bath, and I felt that the fatigue of this year was washed away.

10. Graduate students and civil servants landed at the same time, and I was worried about which one to choose. It was so annoying.

11. In one text message, my boyfriend flew back from Mars and said "I'm here" in a deep voice. I was so moved that I accidentally dropped the unreleased copy that I had just received within ten minutes, but Apple insisted on giving me an iPhone 2020 mate pro plus sports car customized mobile phone.

12. After seeing the step count in my circle of friends, my friend asked, did you go run a marathon today? No, I just took a walk around my manor.

13. I don’t know why people ask me if I am an Internet celebrity when I go out. It’s weird. I’m obviously just an ordinary little girl.

14. It’s so annoying. SF Express can only pick up 30 parcels at a time. It takes 30 trips to pick up the things I bought. I don’t want to pick them up anymore.

15. I forgot my belt today and went to Gucci to buy some. When I got pierced, the clerk said that my waist was too thin and she had never had it so close. I think it’s better for girls to be rounder, and I’m so envious of them. But I can’t help it, because my husband feeds those bird’s nests, and I have no appetite.

16. Last time I was working on a manuscript at home and he came to pick me up. I hadn’t finished drawing yet and refused to go out with him to walk the dog. I had to finish the remaining fifty commercial manuscripts before going downstairs. Don’t leave until you finish painting. His face sank, he took my pen, lowered his head, and finished it in one go... The dog at home was so stupid. He finished fifty thousand business manuscripts in one go. What kind of concept... After he finished the painting, he directly drew me He hugged me sideways with my 40-inch digital screen. With an expressionless face, he stood up and left. He also said: I don’t want the digital screen anymore, I’ll take care of all the drawing. He was so overbearing that no one dared to stop him.

17. "I'm really good for nothing, I can't even get full marks." Even if I have passed the exams for the Certified Accountant Certificate, Journalist Certificate, and Teacher Qualification Certificate.

18. I want everyone in the world to know that I am very low-key.

19. People always ask me if I know about Versailles literature. To be honest, I don’t know much about the popular memes on the Internet, and I have no interest in knowing about it. I still prefer European classical literature and postmodern literary forms. Although my classmates at Harvard often tell me to learn more about online literature, I’m just not interested. Oh, it’s so annoying.

20. After staying in Switzerland for a long time, I am not used to eating swiss rolls when I return home. The Swiss rolls specially brought to me by my friend still have the same familiar feeling. Versailles Quotes and Funny Jokes Part 2

21. It’s so annoying. I slept on the flight to the Maldives, so I had to take a private flight.

22. I was afraid that skipping would affect the downstairs, so I bought the house downstairs, and finally I could skip rope with peace of mind.

23. Actually I don’t like money, I would rather have no money.

24. The rich keep a low profile, the poor show off!

25. I really admire those migrant workers who can get up early, because they can see the beautiful scenery of the rising sun in the morning and breathe fresh air. Unlike me, I sleep like a pig every day until I wake up naturally at noon. The rent collected at the end of the month is enough to make a year's salary as a worker. Oh, God, can you give me some motivation to fight~

26. I have never touched money. I am not interested in money.

27. I feel so bad that I missed the performance at the Sydney Opera House! Because he had to drag me to pick out some kind of house, just an ordinary villa at the foot of Qianfo Mountain. As for being so anxious, he had to buy it as soon as he found a job.

28. I went to the sales department to see the model apartment today. It was really difficult to choose a house. I just wanted a three-story building with a big living room. But I saw the model room in the sales department. The layout is good. Let's see if we can buy the sales department later.

29. My husband actually gave me a pink Lamborghini, which is too straight. Hey, how can I tell him that I don’t like this color?

30. Today, my sister said she wanted to drive a sports car to pick me up from get off work, but I said no. How could a worker use a sports car to pick me up from work? My family has rented a bus for me and paid me an annual pass. I can swipe it as I please.

31. It’s really annoying. I just lost 10 pounds just by eating less in the past few days. Is there any good way to gain weight? It’s really annoying.

32. Wow, who can share some of your meat with me? After two months of eating, I still haven’t reached 90 pounds.

33. My husband was really mad. He casually said on the street that this car looks good, and he bought it for me as a gift the next day without even discussing it with me. He was so angry.

34. Did you see it? Except for me, they are all rich people!

35. Versailles is just so-so, but my nanny really likes to go there. I don’t know, maybe she thinks it’s a bit fancy.

36. It was a rare weekend dinner with my husband. As expected, he still booked the Australian mutton skewers restaurant with nine Michelin stars. It was really nothing new. Although it cost 399 a skewer, he ate 100 skewers. Afterwards it tasted like chewing wax. This is not the point. The point is that he insists on drinking. I said stop drinking. I can’t drive your Ferrari. The husband said, it’s okay. If it crashes, I’ll buy another one.

37. Today is another day of working hard to move bricks! I have no time to fish at all. I can only rest for two hours at noon. Although I can get off work on time at five o'clock, I have to get to the company at ten o'clock in the morning, and it is easy to be late in traffic jams. What is the use of driving a Lamborghini? If the company is not my own, my salary It has been deducted a long time ago.

38. A few days ago, a friend came over to play at home and accidentally knocked over the 1982 Lafite on the wine cabinet. Friend: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it. Me: Oh, it’s okay, we have wine at home. There are plenty of them in the cellar.

39. I fired our gardener this morning because I saw through the telescope that he was working 50 kilometers away and was wearing this year's Armani spring suit. Please, this won’t be until the winter of 2021.

40. On the way home that day, the usually busy street was surprisingly quiet. It turned out that my husband was worried that others would covet my beauty, so he bought me all the roads I would take in my life. This way No one came to talk to me anymore.