Ask for a super funny message on Dragon Boat Festival, fresh!

00 1 Take off your coat, you are so white and tender, with a faint fragrance. Lick it and take a bite, and my heart will fly to the outside of the cloud nine. Ah, Zongzi, my favorite!

002 Zongzi should go deep into the sea, because your mind is as broad as the sea, don't forget to throw yourself a Zongzi! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

Mom: In the past, you would make me eat zongzi. Now, the child is not with his mother. I will weave a virtual zongzi for you by SMS, and pray for the safety of the old parents in the world!

004 Good news: On the Dragon Boat Festival, users with the first two digits of their mobile phone numbers as 13 can collect zongzi for free at street stalls. Of course, they should put on scald cream in advance to avoid being splashed by the stall owner's boiling water.

I bought you zongzi and sent you a text message, but the thief took your mobile phone. Dear, let's jump into the river together!

I was wrapping zongzi myself that day, and I was about to wrap it, but I didn't know what meat to wrap for a long time. Until I suddenly saw you, I decided to pack some pigs.

007 birthday, I send you a cake; On the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will send you a box of moon cakes. Dragon Boat Festival is here, I will send you a glutinous rice. I hope you plant it, take good care of it and wait for my blessing.

008 Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I will give you a zongzi. Friendship is skin. The first layer is blessing, the second layer is happiness, and the third layer is all wishes come true. By the way, on the fourth floor, of course, you wrote the iou. Give it back!

Everyone praises you for being sensitive and eager to learn, and you are what you learn. I remember the day you learned to sing with Andy Lau, and it was really like you. Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I think you should also imitate Qu Yuan and commit suicide by jumping into the river. How's it going?

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0 10 red flag held high, flying out of the depths of Yang Liuzhu. The drums hit the spring thunder, straight through the smoke, and returned far away. Cheers shook the earth and scared away the fighting spirit of ten thousand people. Jinxiu Building West won the first place in the championship. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

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0 12 zongzi incense, fragrant kitchen; Artemisia argyi leaves, full of fragrance; Peach branches are inserted in the grid, and when you go out, you can see that the wheat is yellow; The sun is here, the sun is there, the sun is everywhere. Happy Dragon Boat Festival to my dear friend!

0 13 I am Zongye, and you are Rice. I wrap you layer by layer, and the fragrance sticks to you sweetly. There are a few meters in zongzi, which means how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message, or Zongzi will choke you to death! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

0 14 zongzi is delicious, but be careful; Food processing makes people vomit; It depends on proving that Qu Yuan was poisoned in this way!

0 15 tip: wrap the phone with zongzi leaves and put it in the pot for 60 minutes. The battery life of the mobile phone will be doubled, the signal will be enhanced, and you can smell the fragrance of zongzi when you call.

0 16 Long ago, after being laid off, Mr. Qu Yuan invented zongzi, but it not only didn't sell well, but was also exploited by local ruffians and finally jumped into the sea in Guangdong.

0 17 Don't use words to express it, just use reality to have it. I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival. -Come to my house to eat zongzi:)

Where there is separation, there is reunion. The longer we are apart, the closer we become. I want to tell you that I miss you very much this Dragon Boat Festival.

0 19 A heart hangs on you, a love is blessing you, and a true feeling is waiting for your response. Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

I want to hold you all the time. Your scent is so charming and your posture is so even. I want to bite you. Zongzi is delicious. Joke.dzxw.net Dazhou Joke Network