Humorous and provocative love story routines

Humorous and flirty love talk routines

Humorous and flirty love talk routines. In life, we often do some fun things to the people we like, and flirting with girls also requires certain The content and humor of your love words can give you more points. Here are some humorous and sultry love words. Humorous and sultry love words 1

1. First I will give you a little flower, and then I will give you a heart. My heart, finally give you a little cutie, that is me.

2. I only have you in my eyes. Since I met you, all prosperity will become the background.

3. Some people ask me what is good about you. In fact, it is the smile in my eyes when I think of you.

4. May you have warm winters and not be cold in spring; may you have a light when it’s dark and an umbrella when it rains. May your loved ones accompany you on your journey.

5. The raindrops tap on the window, the wind blows away the dreams, but your appearance is still lingering in my mind. I calm my heart at night, the moon shines brightly in my mind, and I give up half my life to be frivolous, just to support you soaring in love on the road of life. My dear, I wish you the best and miss you.

6. Please hit me, please scold me, and don’t torture me with your emotions, just like a bug biting an apple, biting me to death bit by bit.

7. I marry you and become my wife. From now on, no matter good times or bad, rich or poor, healthy or sick, I will love and cherish you until eternity. I promise to be loyal to you for the rest of my life.

8. I want to get out of the emotional whirlpool and find the best way to love someone maturely.

9. When I saw your figure in the vast crowd, this was the first time my heart trembled like this!

10. Heaven is long-lasting; earth is eternal; love is intoxicating; love is obsession; love is hard to let go; heart is sincere; you are the only one. of. I want you to know: I really love you.

11. A sweet smile is the fire, sincere happiness is the pot, and pious blessings are the ribs. May the fire of smile light the pot of happiness and cook the ribs of blessings. May the fragrance of blessings float to you who are always happy. My dear, I love you.

12. The best thing is seeing your smile; and the even better thing is that you smile because of me.

13. Do you want takeout? Want hotpot? What's for dinner tonight? can it be me?

14. All love will be tortured, and injuries often occur inadvertently. Escape can never solve the estrangement. Having more caring friends is the most real thing. Isn't it?

15. Have you seen the tree full of emotions in my eyes? The spring leaves are hanging...that is my sparkling longing. The green leaves are twinkling; the feeling of missing you is trembling.

16. Do you know that I am thinking of you? I miss you in my dreams every day, and I am conquered by everything about you.

17. How lucky I am to wait for a long-overdue encounter in the dim light of the drizzle that is about to end.

18. No matter what others talk about, it will remind you of that person. At this time, you know that you have fallen in love with him.

19. Waiting is not for you to come back, but to find an excuse not to leave.

20. The birds return to the sky, the fish return to the sea, the fallen leaves return to their roots, and I return to you.

21. The day I fell in love with you, the sun was just right, the breeze was gentle, and there was a smile in your eyes.

22. When love is hot, I freeze it with ice; when love is cold, I surround it with a stove; when love is thirsty, I soak it in water; the love I carefully protect, I give it to you every day when I miss you, it will be as fresh and sweet as the first time I met you!

23. I love you, even if I know you don’t love me, it can’t stop me from loving you.

24. I allow you to like me, but now it seems that there is no other choice except growing old together.

25. We have never met, but when I saw you for the first time, I felt that I had been waiting for a long time.

26. In the garden of my heart, I collect golden flowers, and I give you the brightest one as my greeting to you. Hello!

27. For Valentine’s Day, I would like to make a fish and braise it for you. Boiled. Steam it and then lay it in your gentle stomach.

28. Since we are not going back, why not forget; since we are not destined, why do we need to swear; yesterday is heavy, like water without a trace, tomorrow morning and tomorrow, you will be a stranger.

29. Hold the hand for the rest of your life and never give up until you grow old. Share the joys and sorrows together, hold hands together in the wind and rain.

30. Five hundred times of looking back at the past life, in exchange for passing by in this life. If it were really you, I would like to meet you thousands of times and be able to tell you: "I really want to see you well." Humorous and provocative love story routine 2

1. My mother gave birth to such a limited edition of me, you can do whatever you want.

2. Who said dwarfs are bad? If you have the ability, don’t lower your head and talk to me.

3. The mice left your house with tears in their eyes, really!

4. You always forget to eat, what would you do without me!

5. Just leave when you leave, I still have my wonderful things.

6. The pain of separation and disappointment can no longer be heard.

7. Even if there are thousands of lights outside the window, it has nothing to do with me.

8. Don’t be too kind. After all, some people are really not human.

9. Those who can form a circle are a pair.

10. Being beautiful is your advantage, and living a beautiful life is my ability.

11. The initial heartbeat was just feeding youth to dogs.

12. With your beautiful love, the sun will always shine.

13. There is only one me on earth, so no one of you is allowed to hurt me.

14. There is nothing that a barbecue cannot solve. If so, then two.

15. Life is like poop, and we are intoxicated in it like dung beetles.

16. If happiness is too difficult, then wish me a fortune.

17. It’s so childish. Who still fights now? They usually go directly to the hospital.

18. I am crazy with you in the dream, but the reality is lonely and bleak.

19. If this is not love, then I would rather sell cabbage.

20. You are welcome to embark on this road of no return to love me.

21. A red light lights up my future.

22. Remember that no matter what, the crown cannot be lost, and the final pride cannot be lost.

23. You fall against the wall and rely on everyone to run. These days, you can’t even rely on yourself.

24. Who says I can’t drink? I drink more than anyone else.

25. WeChat is so awesome that it turns your mobile phone into a walkie-talkie.

26. If you go against heaven, there are still exceptions; if you go against me, there will be no chance of survival.

27. Suffering a loss is a blessing. I wish you blessings like the East China Sea.

28. We used to be so good, but now we are afraid of interrupting even a greeting.

29. I can’t tell you what’s good about you, I just want to see you.

30. Put happiness outside and disappointment in your heart.

31. Even if the traces of your visit are deleted, I still know that you have been here.

32. If all you care about is speaking with your mouth, what should you do if you are a mute?

33. When you started to understand me, I went off track.

34. That’s how I am, destined to be different from you.

35. Girls are suitable for eating lollipops, but not for smoking.

36. In ancient times, people danced when they heard the chicken, but now it should be the time when they heard the chicken.

37. Looking back suddenly, I found that there was no one I wanted to chat with.

38. Use a 6-digit password to protect the 3-digit balance. Humorous and provocative love words routine 3

1. I love you, I will love you to the end of the world.

2. I like you very much, and I love you very much.

3. If you like me, say it loudly. Don’t be afraid that I will be embarrassed.

4. There is no way to replace the feeling of missing you with just one sentence.

5. The wind has an appointment, and the flowers always come. This happens every year, and we will never fail.

6. The word "thrilling" has the most perfect interpretation only when I meet you.

7. My love for you will last until the finale of Xinwen Network.

8. If you don’t have me in the first half of your life, then let me accompany you in the second half of your life.

9. I will always wait for you, no matter how old you are, no matter how old you are, no fear!

10. Resigning yourself to fate is not about muddle along and just follow the destiny.

11. When I really want to sleep, I will roll over and roll into your arms. It’s sweet just thinking about it.

12. I hope that the wedding ring is for you. I have been secretly saving money for a long time.

13. I will always keep that sentence in my heart for you silently, and I will only say it to you.

14. May you always be my armor. Whether I am stable or wandering, I will feel at ease with you.

15. Ten percent of my life is unchanging: loving myself, and the remaining 90% is loving you.

16. Having you in my dreams is extremely sweet; having you in my heart is extremely fulfilling; having you by my side is extremely happy.

17. Before I met you, I had many requirements for the future. After meeting you, I only asked for you.

18. I was used to watching movies alone, but I am no longer used to watching movies without you.

19. If you want to miss me, just look at the twinkling stars in the sky and see my eyes looking for you.

20. Some people are good to you because you are good to them, and some people are good to you because they understand how good you are.

21. God has given me another excuse to date you. My beloved, spending time with you will be Valentine’s Day every day.

22. Loving you is a feeling, a happy and sweet feeling. Make you happy and make yourself happy.

23. If he treats you badly, you must tell me. I will never let him go. I will always be by your side to protect you.

24. I can’t be your hero among the crowds of people, but I hope I can be your big umbrella to protect you from the wind and rain.

25. It is not easy to meet someone who likes you. The days are long and you just missed me.

26. Before you came, I imagined what you would be like; after you came, you brought me unparalleled happiness in the world.

27. May all the good dreams cling to you, be sweet when you fall asleep, and come true when you wake up! May all the auspicious stars protect you! May you always have good luck and always be safe!

28 , My soul is not empty, but there is always an empty place in my heart. No one can use it because it's yours.

29. You, the person I love most in my life, you are the person I miss most in my life, you are the person I am willing to wait for my whole life, you are the only woman in my life.

30. We have all walked the road of love; we have listened to too many songs about love; the words in our hearts can only be spoken to you.