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Texting with men

A coquetry message to her boyfriend:

If you are a green leaf, I am a breeze rustling among your leaves; If you are lost in a river, I am the moon hiding sadness and resentment; If you are a woman picking lotus in Jiangnan, I will be the most beautiful flower under your wrist.

Smile, my heart will beat with you. If you keep laughing, my heart will keep beating! So you have to keep laughing, so I won't die because of you!

If one day my white hair is no longer beautiful, will you still stroke my cheek and say that you will accompany me to the ends of the earth? If naive old, the sea really dried up, I only want to be with you in Qian Qian for thousands of years.

I don't love you. I lied to you. I don't want to lie, but I just don't love you. I just want to lie to you. I can't let you guess my heart.

The Woods we walked through, the blue, yellow and pink flowers we watched, everything remained the same. When will you come back and we will travel together?

People with a heart will always remember everyone who has appeared in their lives, so I have been thinking about you. Count mine over and over again every night when the stars set.

The wind is flying, and it is your stumbling block forever. No one will know how painful this yearning is, how to completely empty your heart and tear it up mercilessly. Your figure always flies in my heart and makes me intoxicated.

I just woke up from a dream and want to cry: your red lips, nails and long hair have already been embedded in my muscles and bones; Sunset weaves love fairy tales, and the root of hunger and thirst reaches your feet through the rocks.

Give you an answer, I don't know when I can go with you; A fragile heart needs to be strong most. If you can't bear to throw it away, you must cherish it. Too much happiness, but I am getting smaller and smaller, and I will not break up tomorrow.

Even if I am far away, I will not be separated from you, because my mind is full of memories of you, and my sleepy and gentle lips and eyes will torture my memories to the fullest.

I'm not that handsome. I play badly, I can't make extra money, and I have a bad temper. Thank you for still loving me. Tears welled up in my eyes. I sincerely confess to you: infatuation will not change in this life, but our love will change!

1, don't do this!

2, people don't want it! Hmm! ~ ~ people don't follow! ~~

If you want it, people will want it. If you don't give it, you will be ignored.

4. No one is with you! Let me accompany you!

5. Please, she is a girl!

6. You are a fool!

7, oh, you are good or bad, (bullying others) hum! ~ ~ I hate it! ~~

8. You are really annoying!

9. Seeing you in a particularly good mood!

10, I haven't chatted with you all day, and I feel something is wrong!

1 1. Honey, I'm tired. Please go and cook! No matter how tired the ordered person is, he will run into the kitchen.

12, thank you.

13 You are so bad! I want to tell my mother that you bully girls! ~~

14, I just want you to care more!

15, people are unhappy!

16, I ignore you, it's really annoying.

17, I didn't!

18 no, no, I want it.

19 in fact, coquetry and care are linked. When he is no longer with you, you should take the initiative to call him and ask him why he misses me. I miss you very much. Remember to add clothes when it is cold. It's rustic, but it's practical. I think this is more touching than any coquetry.

Ambiguous message to my boyfriend:

Loving you for 10,000 years is exaggerated, loving you for 5,000 years is hopeless, loving you for 1,000 years is absurd, loving you for 100 years is too long, and loving you for 70 years in succession. As long as I am healthy, this is my strong point.

Whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day when I can see you is sunny; No matter yesterday, today or tomorrow, the day when I can be with you is a beautiful day!

The old road is thin and thin, the sun is setting, and the heartbroken people are waiting for your call!

I remember someone saying that if you find a four-petal clover, you will get happiness. I have never seen it, but now I have found you, the four-leaf clover in my heart.

Mud is a nest with a short mouth! Mud is the smell of the nest! I look at the mud affectionately! I want to say to mud, I lack mud!

You are like lice on my body. I would be uncomfortable without you.

You are poison, seeping into my blood, seeping into my nerves and controlling my brain. The poisoning incident occurred on February 6, 2004. Please don't forget to give me the antidote!

All your mistakes are mine. The mistake is that I didn't appear in your life earlier. I love you and care about you! I will make it up to you!

You think I should, you should miss me more, because you stole my heart!

Dear husband, remember: if the husband doesn't send flowers to his wife on Valentine's Day after marriage, the wife will put a handful of vegetables in the vase at home.

My love opens for you, like white lightning breaking the sky; My love runs for you, like red blood filling my body.

I am a bird that loves you, but I can't fly. The reason: I can get rid of the gravity of the earth, but I can't escape your attraction!

I shot the arrow of love into your heart and you became my prisoner. I've decided to sentence you to life imprisonment, so that you can stay in my heart forever without bail.

Thinking of you is a kind of sad beauty and sweet melancholy. In my heart, it is a kind of warmth that nothing can replace.

A text message to my boyfriend.

Do you know what it is like to swing in the air? I like your attitude, hot and cold. Can you tell me that you really care about me and always pay attention to me? I am like a drunk fish. As long as I have bait, I will take the bait. Whether you steam it or braise it, you must taste my taste, because you won't know my ups and downs until you taste it.

Meeting you at first may be a mistake, but I don't regret it. It may be a mistake to like you slowly. I have never regretted it, because I really love you!

4. The unforgettable past has long been in blowing in the wind, just as the bell at dusk comes to an abrupt end, there is no need to sigh. ...

5. For you; I'd rather be alone all my life. For you; I'd rather be alone all my life. When you come back, I will find the warmth of you and me in the past.

Please don't be stingy to say "I love you" and "You are my deepest concern" to me, because girls are always tired of these words. But please be sincere when you say it. If I read the twinkle in your eyes, stop talking.

7. A stranger. You're welcome. Don't worry. How can people who don't like jealousy care? Trust me, trust their feelings.

8. You always blame me for not writing a love letter when I was chasing you. However, I think the real "love letter" should be written at every moment after marriage. ...

9. If you don't go home, no matter how late, no matter how far, no matter how busy, please take time to send me a message telling me that you are safe and reassuring me. Otherwise, I will worry and think. I will do the same.

10, if possible, I hope to have a husband and wife career. The mutual trust and support revealed in the career of husband and wife, as well as the love, trust and responsibility revealed in their eyes, make each other grateful for everything. When you look at your other half with a smile and satisfaction, when she (he) looks at the other half with pride and satisfaction, it is the driving force and stimulant for his (her) success, because it is the spiritual pillar and the inner richness and perception of emotion.

1 1, can you know from a distance that I've been wanting to see you? Although you say you really love me, I need you by my side more.

I dare not say that we will be together forever, because I am not sure ... I just want to love each other every day in this limited time.

13, little one, why aren't you sleeping? Wait for my sweet words? You greedy bastard. See how I can fix you in the future, good boy! Go to bed early!

14 Someone once asked me: Who do you want to see most when you are sick? Who do you want to share with when you meet happy things? I replied, that person is you!

15. If there is a competition that misses you, if there is a competition that loves you, I will definitely participate, and I will definitely win the championship, because I am the person who misses you the most and loves you the most in the world.

16, I hope you can earn money to support your family, but whether you are poor or a millionaire in the future, please allow me to have my own business, just a little. Of course, I will always put my family and the responsibility of taking care of you and your children first.

17, you are my winter cotton-padded jacket, summer ice cream, light bulb at night, and bread when I am hungry.

18, autumn has come, and it is not yellow leaves that fall, but pieces that dance your memory.

19, I don't care how many people you have loved and what you have done. I won't pry into your past, because I like you now and appreciate your wisdom now. Let bygones be bygones. I just want you to love me in the days after choosing me. That's enough.

20, burning love, burning love, burning wife: I will love! ! Naked running on the moon with chubby pig, hot!

2 1, I wish you a happy new year, good health, a happy family, lofty aspirations, living in a foreign building, driving around in a big truck, and eating wild vegetables until you can't stop.

22. The taste of the first cup of Irish coffee was fermented after the thought was suppressed for a long time. Irish coffee, suitable for missing mood.

I know there are many beautiful girls outside, but today you will choose me-not because of my beauty but because of my wisdom, which I believe you have. Never lie to me. If one day you like another girl, don't keep it from me. I think you will choose her because she is more suitable for you than me. I hate people who cheat me. Even if my heart hurts to death at that time, I won't haunt you anymore. Turn around and leave, I wish you happiness. ...

24. I am unique and irreplaceable. You are also unique. You can be together only by the word "fate" in this life, and cherish this fate that was repaired thousands of years ago. As long as we have a common goal and a common vision, I believe everything is possible.

25. The most romantic thing I can think of is growing old with you.

26, we must learn to communicate, because only the ditch can pass, no ditch is impassable. So we need to study together, grow together, accumulate a common language and common hobbies ... so that we can become good partners, friends and companions in the future.

27. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you until we are too old to go anywhere, and you still regard me as a treasure in your hand.

28. We try not to quarrel. Although I have never met a lover who has never quarreled, I tried my best. Although I can be willful sometimes, I won't be unreasonable. Even if we quarrel, promise me not to break up easily, because some words can't be taken back ... If I say the word "break up" first, please understand that it is because men and women have different thinking modes. That's my duplicity.

29, flying in all directions, the old wings are also hot and cold several times. Have fun, leave the bitterness, and there will be more children in the school. You should have something to say. Who are you only going to give to the clouds in Wan Li and the snow in Qian Shan?

30. I am not a saint, but I am just an ordinary person. I hope you will succeed in the future. I hope we don't live a hard life, and I also hope we can live a free life with our wealth. But even if it doesn't happen, I still love you. Promise me that you will never give up working in the best direction.

3 1, I don't care that you have nothing now, as long as you love me enough, I can live a mediocre life with you; Because the love of the soul can resist all temptations. I'm not afraid to travel long distances because I want to see you.

32. You are a plum in the mountain. I am a magpie flying in the sky. Magpies lean on plum blossoms, and the wind and rain do not fly.

33. I sent you a short message, nothing more, just missing you, really.

34. Home is where you are. If you decide to travel around the world, I will accompany you through thick and thin.

It's not a problem to say I love you, but I can't help but want to marry you. I'm afraid you can't accept it, so I have no choice but to keep you in my heart.

36. I miss you so much that without you, it's like a job without a computer. Come on, I'll wait for you.

37. I don't know. I wandered around the crossroads for a long time. After waiting for a few years, I just feel that it is a long time. I can even breathe rhythmically! A love, a greeting, how are you? Where have you been these years? Don't keep me waiting!

38. If you persist in lying to me, please lie to me all my life until the last day of my life, making me feel that I am the only one you love.

What a surprise to see you! Falling in love with you is too easy! I'm glad to have you-! It's so sad to lose you! It's too hard to forget you-! I want to cry when I think of you-!

40. Every night, I am waiting for your footsteps to go home. It's too dark, I'm afraid you can't see clearly, so I'll light a lamp for you in my heart to light your way home.

4 1, loving you is a kind of torture for me, but I have to torture myself because I can't help loving you.

42. Four ideals of Huanhuan: Love me forever; Ok, never leave me; Marry me; Be a good boy and always be my little boy!

43. Send you a blessing. May your life be better because of its existence.

Please respect and respect my relatives, just as I will respect and respect your relatives; Please respect my friends as I respect your friends.

45. My night is your day. When I miss you, you are sleeping. When you woke up, I met you in my dream. The watch I am wearing is your time. I will miss you day and night.

46. I hope that fifty years later, the old man who is with me is still you, and you are still willing to hold me in your arms.

Since my choice is you, I have decided to spend my life with you. No matter you are poor, rich, handsome or ordinary, all I value is your noble personality and responsibility for life.

48. Sometimes I make mistakes, please forgive me, because I am not mature enough, and sometimes I say something that makes you uncomfortable. Please be tolerant. That's not my intention-that's what I want to get your love information.

49, love at first sight, two of a kind, fate! Hold your hand and grow old with your son! Our agreement is always valid!

50. Everyone is awake and I am drunk, and the heart is the most precious. I don't regret meeting true feelings and true love, and this life is only for you (the secret is in the fifth word of each sentence)

5 1, I hope that if you can and time permits, you can have breakfast at home and then go home for dinner, because I am afraid of being alone and feel no family atmosphere.

Send a text message to your boyfriend

1, all successful men believe that "the colorful flags are flying outside, but the red flag at home won't fall". The hostess should pay attention. You are like a bird in the air. Why do you have to compete with the birds in the cage? You have your own vast sky!

2. When you left me for a second, the situation changed and the rain plummeted; The moment you left me, tsunami and earthquake, the sky was dark; The day you left me, time froze and there was no life. It is conceivable that you can't leave me all the time, I want to be with you forever!

3. How gloomy my world would be if I hadn't met you; How miserable my life would be if I didn't fall in love with you. You gave me light and hope. In order to repay you, I decided to protect you for life!

4. I deeply believe that falling in love with you wholeheartedly is more real than vigorous love. Love words are endless.

5. Love really needs courage. Be brave in showing, starting, persisting and ending. Face up to gossip and sweet talk. With courage, love will be happy and beautiful.

6. Love is not a flower, so it will not wither. Love is not tea, so it won't be boring. You are not Altman, so you will not be invincible. I'm not Spider-Man, so I won't fly over the eaves. But you and I are fish and water, and we are the fresh-keeping cabinets of love. We only want to be with you in this life, such as playing with fish.

7. Go once, see once, and Xifeng is worse than Furong. Ask once, love once. Zhao Wei is a giant pregnant with a big S. It is hard to find love so far. She is silent once and lonely once, but when she sees you, she knocks on the door of love, relax and be brave. She will love you forever.

8. Pay attention to heatstroke prevention in dog days. In order to test and prevent heatstroke, a summer heat meter was specially released: summer rain bursts to relieve summer heat, drinking more green tea to reduce dryness, preventing insect Wen Zi from biting, being optimistic and carefree, and doing physical exercise, especially in Beijing. If you can keep reading and understanding, congratulations on your heatstroke!

9. I like you, but I never said it. I don't know if you are like me. My inferiority makes me afraid to speak, and I am willing to wait. This kind of waiting is pain and torture, but because I like you, I think it is also happiness.

10, the earth is still turning, it will still be dark and the wind is still a little cold. I will still miss you. The earth will be tired, the sky will be bright and the wind may stop. I will still miss you, dear. Take care.

1 1, 8. 18 send one, send an invitation and send a blessing; 8. 18 send one, blow kiss to send love; 8. 18 get one free, send a red envelope to send wealth; 8. Send one on18, and send a text message together.

12. Sunset soothes your tired day. Xing Hui rubs your aching back. In the evening, you should unload the burden of work, have fun, have a rest, listen to light music, enjoy wine and food, relax, wash away your troubles and have a good sleep. Sweet dreams. Good night.

13. We have been together for more than two years, and we haven't asked you anything. Now I have a simple request. Nod your head. Well, can you write your name in my household registration book?

14. In this hot dog days, in order to make this message bring you a little coolness, I specially soaked my hands with ice cubes and mint leaves. I hope you can feel the coolness of ice and the fragrance of mint when you receive the text message!

15, there is a sentence that has been suppressed for a long time. I want to say it and swallow it. I can't help it I just want to tell you by texting you. Please be patient: it's cold, so put on more clothes. What I want to say is: I love you!

16, the sun is your smile, the moon is your brow, the air is filled with your smell, and you are immersed in the thoughts of time. Since I met you, life has completely changed, and sweet love is the only one.

17, there are three important days in this world, and the day you are there will touch the heartstrings; On the day I was there, I was no longer lonely in joy; On the day when "I" and "you" become "us", they will be happy forever.

18, time is like a river, love is like a fish in the middle of the river. Try the taste of lovelorn several times, and you will be able to swim in the rapids with ease; What belongs to you is yours after all, and fate will certainly hold a pair of gentle hands that belong to you!

19, warm a glass of milk for you with Chaoyang, make a warm fried dough stick for you with sincerity, play a comfortable ballad for you with breeze, and say a sincere blessing for you with SMS. I hope to receive you. In the new day, you will feel comfortable, full of passion and work smoothly! Good morning, friend!

20. Love turns around, dries the tears in the corner of her eyes and says goodbye. The happiness of the past disappeared, which prevented love from spreading in my heart and forgot all the sweet vows. From now on, we are even!

2 1, the most beautiful thing in space is that two stars reflect each other, the most beautiful thing on earth is that two people meet and know each other, the most beautiful thing in the sky is that two clouds follow each other, and the most beautiful thing in the sea of people is that two hearts touch each other. Dear, thank you for loving me.

22. You don't need to argue about what kind of script you should perform, you don't need to bear deliberate expectations and romance, let love drift with the flow, let your heart relax and calm, and find the real answer to love and not love!

23, the sky thundered, the protagonist appeared, singing and dancing, looks like Shen Yan, and the world is more exciting with her. This person is none other than the information you read every day, and the protagonist is you!

24. I want to pump the water out of the West Lake, I want to tear down the Great Wall with explosives, I want to name the pond in my backyard Bohai Sea, and I want to name my vegetable field Sangtian. To avoid such a tragedy, please accept my love for you.

26. A year's plan lies in spring, and a day's plan lies in the morning. A greeting brings you a new mood and a blessing brings you a new starting point. May you be happy from this morning! Good morning!

27. The sky changes, the earth changes, the sea changes, people change, the world changes, changes, changes. The only constant is my love for you, my love for you, and a heart that has long been intoxicated by you.

28. Do you know why the end of the world is coming? Because you didn't promise to marry me. Why? Because if I don't have you, the earth will be destroyed. For the safety of innocent people and the development of the world, promise me: marry me and the world will be brilliant!

29. Let Cupid express his love, because you are afraid of pain when he shoots an arrow. Let him hold Yue Lao, for fear that his red thread will tie you up uncomfortably. Let him embrace God's love, lest the great momentum frighten you. Let me express myself, "I love you".

30. The crescent moon in the night sky is really white. That's my pure and sincere wish for you to have a good dream. The stars in the sky light up the whole sky. That's my bright eyes watching you sleep peacefully. Good night, my friend!

Good morning message to my boyfriend.

Good morning message to my boyfriend.

Good morning, a beam of sunshine shines on you. I wish you happiness every day. Go to the God of Wealth's home and your dream will come true. You won the lottery today and will take office tomorrow. All my friends' wishes are sincere.

Open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope you have a nice day!

As long as you are here, every day is fresh, beautiful and happy. I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I am old!

I miss you so much when I wake up. Send a short message at will. How are you these days? I wish you a good mood every day.

Vagrancy that someone cares about is not called vagrancy, crying with someone is not called sadness, feelings that someone cherishes are called love, and happiness that someone shares is called happiness. I wish you happiness!

Missing, a sky full of affection. Happy, full of fresh air. Pray, in this beautiful season. Greetings, every word moves on my lips. May my blessing bring you coolness in this warm season!

May a greeting bring you a new mood and a blessing bring you a new starting point.

I miss a drop of rain in my heart and you every day. It's hard to forget the familiar figure and when I can get together with you. I miss you very much, just like a seedling waiting for rain. The wind keeps raining. Don't forget to send me a message.

Read more books to cultivate courage, avoid being angry and nourishing liver qi, but be cautious and generous, while Ao Shuang cultivate backbone, modesty and spirit, worry less about nourishing heart qi and taste less about nourishing stomach qi.

A greeting, a wish, a string of blessings, I hope there will always be happiness in your heart …

Missing is a season of flowers, overflowing the valley, covering you and me; Blessing is the wish of Xingyu, praying silently and expressing affection sincerely; Short message is a kind of spiritual sustenance, and a word of peace is so touching. Endless thoughts, just to be happy with you and walk hand in hand.

Where there is sunshine, there is my sincere blessing; Where the moon shines, there are my deep thoughts. I am like a lonely wild goose, flapping its tired wings and looking at the sky and water, but I sincerely wish you a better life than me.

I'm not an Oscar winner, and I didn't have a chance to add your name to that long thank-you list. An ordinary person can only send a short message in the simplest but most sincere way to wish you happiness!

Open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute.

I hope you have a nice day!

I call the sun to bring you happy sunshine every day, and I call the moon to give you a sweet dream every day. Wish you all the best!

God said that happiness means having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a lover who loves you deeply and a group of trustworthy friends. When you receive this information, everything will come naturally!

Love should be gentle as water and sweet as honey. Colleagues should choose those who work hard and have no temper. Friends should choose a pig with a runny nose. It's about time. Wipe your nose and go to work.

Now, when I wake up every day, I see your smile hanging on the wall like sunshine. I really want to wake up one day. The first thing I touch is that you really sleep as sweet as a flower. ...

I will remember the happiness we shared, and I will guard the puzzles in our memory. Happiness is your gift to me. No matter how cold the world is, the blessings between friends are irresistible spiritual pillars.

In the first light of the morning, I am enjoying happiness by your side. The sun is shining at noon, and the smile is in your heart. In the evening, the sun sets on the western hills, and happiness follows you all day. I would like to pick colorful flowers, buckle my thoughts and make a blessing; May peace surround you, joy walk with you and good luck always accompany you!

The weather changes so fast that the temperature becomes very bad. Take a coat when you go out, cover yourself with a quilt when you sleep, eat more fruits and vegetables, and don't forget to supplement calcium to maintain a good attitude. This is my love for you. I wish you happiness!

When the sun warms me, I think of your help, when the stars illuminate me, I think of your concern for me, and when the text message is sent to me, I suddenly remember … you still owe me a meal!