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A word to remind people to send red envelopes.
2. Christmas Eve has not yet arrived, and peace has been meditated; Christmas hasn't arrived yet, and the blessings have been drawn up; I prepared one message after another just to ... ask you for a red envelope.
3. The vernal equinox season has passed the cold winter, a pair of Spring Festival couplets are smiling at the spring breeze, Ayabeni lanterns are tied with red flowers, and thousands of families in Wan Jiale are beaming, and all corners of the country are welcoming, with deep blessings: I wish you lucky strike, red envelopes one after another!
I want to discuss something with you. I have known you for a long time. I want to ask you a serious question. It will be Christmas Eve soon. Can you send me a red envelope?
I changed my signature to "How much year-end bonus did my boss give me?"? I wish the boss could live for a few days! " As a result, the boss saw me and dragged me into the office for a long time, asking me to change my signature immediately. After I returned to work, I thought about it and changed my signature to "How much year-end bonus did my boss give me?"? I wish the boss how many years to live! " After that, nothing happened. On the day of awarding the year-end bonus, I found that there was an extra thousand dollars in the red envelope.
6. Do you know that I have been thinking about you? Will texting be poor? How dare you look down? It's almost Christmas. Will giving me a red envelope go bankrupt? How dare you laugh … Merry Christmas Eve, Merry Christmas, and I will lose as much weight as you give me!
7. The Spring Festival has arrived, and the blessings have been sent; The whole family will arrive, and the greetings have already arrived first; I haven't received the red envelope yet. ...
8. If you want to hit the target, you have to let the bullet fly for a while; If you want to enjoy the cool, you have to let the breeze blow for a while; If you want to deepen friendship, you have to let the news run for a while; To get a red envelope, you have to let mosquitoes sting for a while.
9. I hope that when I receive a red envelope in the New Year, I will open it and write "One more package".
10, Mid-Autumn Festival, buy a mooncake for a red envelope and double it later.
1 1, hello everyone! I am a child in the mountains. I always climb to the top of the mountain for hours before I find the signal. I hope everyone will send me a QQ red envelope in private, so that I can experience the Spring Festival in the city, ok? No mass sending, the network in the mountains is slow, I can't grab it ~ it's disconnected again. I want to change this mountain.
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