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A touching collection of miniature novels

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1.

The girl said: I am pregnant. The man continued to lower his head to eat and said, I had a vasectomy.

The girl paused: I'm joking with you.

The man looked up at her, took a sip of water and said, me too …

The story is too complicated and profound.

2.

A single woman moved and suddenly the power went out at night.

She lit the candle at once. Suddenly I heard someone knocking at the door.

It turned out to be the child next door.

He asked nervously, Aunt, do you have any candles at home?

The woman thought to herself, God, I borrowed things when I first came, and it will never end.

So she said coldly, "No!"

The child smiled,

With a hint of pride:

"I knew your family didn't! Mom is afraid that you are afraid, let me send you candles. "

The feelings between neighbors are not all about giving, and the other party knows how to give. )

three

The man is black and ugly, and his teeth are sallow when he smiles. This marriage.

She didn't agree to 10 thousand, but her parents decided.

She couldn't stand it as soon as she got married. He snores in bed and doesn't wash his feet. She can't sleep.

How can I live this life after sitting in bed all night?

The next night, he brought a basin of hot water.

Wash your feet like her, but don't sleep when you get to bed.

"Why are you still keeping your eyes open?"

"I snore, you sleep first."

This story seems to be the most popular broadcast.

4.

Valentine's day for three years in a row,

He will receive a blessing message from the same strange number.

There are only five short words: Happy Valentine's Day.

He never replied.

On Valentine's Day of the fourth year, that message didn't appear.

He hesitated for a long time and finally sent a happy Valentine's Day message to that number.

Soon there was an answer, "thank you. Who is calling? "

Love won't wait for anyone in the same place. If you are not careful, it will be taken away by time.

(The story feels simple ..)

5.

On graduation day, the monitor suggested that the whole class sit in a circle.

Everyone wrote a secret on the note,

Pass it on to the people on the left, so that everyone can share a secret of their own and keep a secret of others.

I deliberately sat on his left. Secret love for four years, did not dare to confess.

It's nice to know one of his secrets. I comforted myself.

There are only three words on the note: I love you.

I think this story is still very touching.

6.

At that time, she was young, pink and fond of dreaming.

Bus Sakura Road Garden Corner Library, even breathing is his shadow.

At that time, he was young, full of energy and humor.

The garden stairs at the entrance of Yinghua Road School are winding, and her figure can be found everywhere.

Countless times passed by, my heart suffocated, but I could hardly say a word.

He sent the last message at the graduation party:

Wait till I get back. I haven't contacted for three years, and then I went back to China. Get married. First love.

(Romantic waiting and persistence)

7.

He stood in front of the mirror, and a female ghost came slowly towards him from behind.

Cold hands suddenly covered his eyes. "Guess who I am."

The voice was cold and terrible, and he was calm and expressionless. "You are a ghost."

"Oh, it's boring. You guessed it again. "

The cold voice instantly turned into a slap in the face.

Turned into smoke and floated back to the urn.

Silly wife, I haven't played enough for more than 20 years;

He complained, but his wrinkled face was full of happiness.

Is this a ghost story or a love story? )

8.

Tired of him, one day he asked me what I would do if I had the last day left.

I said, I don't understand. What about you?

He said, I won't be with you for a second anyway.

I answer four words, goodbye.

Thirty years later, he sent a text message saying,

Actually, I want to say,

I will watch you quietly for a day, not looking for you, disappearing quietly and covering up the truth for you.

It took me a day to find him. He died of stomach cancer and never got married.

This is one of the serious illnesses I mentioned. )

10.

Being late on purpose every day is just to get his attention.

In the middle of the night, I wrote something about him in the school forum.

After the article was published, F5 replied, "I love you, too."

Seeing the ID, I burst into tears. -Uncle Li, the doorman

Is this comedy or love? )

13.

He missed her very much after she died in a car accident.

Use the time machine to go back to the past and prevent the tragedy from happening.

There is something wrong with the machine, which is a few minutes earlier than the scheduled time.

He took out his key and opened the door.

I heard her breathing and a man's voice coming from the bedroom.

Her cell phone rang and he remembered it was him.

"I have to go, my man is urging me."

He listened, from shame to anger,

Go out and steal a car. Seeing that she was in a hurry, she stepped on the accelerator.

Sometimes knowing the truth is not a happy thing.

15.

The family discussed their thoughts when they got rich at the dinner table.

Dad smiled: I will replace your mother when I have money.

Mom doesn't think so.

Dad resumed his seriousness and said, no.

When I was poor, your mother accompanied me for two dollars for a few days.

I will never betray her in my life.

Mom looked at dad and smiled knowingly.

Happiness. Just ordinary care for each other.

Everything is a cloud, just love each other.

16.

A group of watching boys surrounded the shore.

"Ha ha! Look! That motherless blind man walked into the water himself! "

Pointing to her fluttering figure, the tallest boy laughed his head off.

"Oh, the river is so cold in winter.

The whole body is covered with water, although it is still dark,

But it's better than being alone on shore, so sink!

Mom, they are all laughing. Are they celebrating your upcoming reunion with me? "

He really misses his mother.

17.

"Mom, look!"

The little girl happily handed me a piece of paper full of words.

"I heard a brother ask his sister how to love him.

My sister said that as long as you write your name 1000 times a day on the paper. "

"Silly boy!" The woman embraced the little girl.

How does the baby know his father's name?

"here."

The little girl opened the drawer,

Dad signed it last time.

Women look pleasing to the eye. There is a divorce agreement lying in it.

(Adult's world, children will never understand)

18.

Before he died, he said to him, "Do you remember the day when we met?"

"Of course, well, on the day when you decide to give up the woman you love."

"Oh, I almost forgot.

Thank you. You wake me up every day, accompany me to dinner, go to work and say good night. I haven't forgotten it for so many years. "

"Ha ha, because I love you." "Well, I love you, too!"

With that, he closed the mirror and closed his eyes with a smile.

This story is very artistic. It's a story that the hero told in the mirror before he died.

After he left the woman he loved, he took care of himself until his death.

19.

When she was with him, she recorded the dribs and drabs between them in Weibo.

After a quarrel, she got angry and deleted their Weibo;

When they made up, she said to him, "I have no memory between us."

"It doesn't matter, I have it on Weibo."

It's simple. I keep it, too. )

20.

She left her hometown to work, and her only son, Doudou, was given to her grandfather.

Doudou is naughty and often fights with Nini next door.

She hates iron and goes home for the New Year.

Scold Doudou: "Don't fight, go next door with your mother and apologize!" " "

Doudou cried unjustly: "Who told her that I was a liar?"

Mother and son went to the neighbor's house.

At the sight of Nini, Doudou held her mother's hand tightly.

Proudly said to Nini, "Hum, look! I'm not lying to you, am I? I have a mother too! ! "

Sometimes adults can't understand the world of children.

2 1.

She goes to the post office every Wednesday.

People call her "Miss Wednesday".

She arrived as scheduled this Wednesday.

"Miss, we really can't send such a letter."

He smiled helplessly and handed back the letter without the recipient's address and name.

This time he looked up at her, only to find that her lips pursed slightly.

Look at yourself with nervous eyes but shine with enthusiasm.

She loves him. )

24.

I was blind in a car accident, so I never knew what my girlfriend looked like.

That year, she got stomach cancer, and before she died, she transplanted her cornea to me.

The first thing I did after I regained my sight was to look for her photo.

However, I only found a letter she left me.

There is a blank photo in the letter, which reads:

"Don't think about what I look like. The next person you love is me. "

The greatness of women is sometimes invisible to men.

25.

I chose to be with you just to see God with you.

Because we all have the same fate,

So we all want to see what the god who plays with our destiny in his palm really looks like.

We must ask him face to face how he can be so cruel to us. & lt Don't explain, do you understand? & gt

This needs explaining. It means that he doesn't love her anymore, but she still chooses to be with him and go to see God together.

35.

He suffered an air crash, and more than 0/00 people on board/kloc survived.

When the rescue team found him, the doctor repeatedly said that it was a miracle that he was still alive after such a serious injury.

Later, she asked him how he persisted.

He smiled: "I have been thinking, if I leave, who will give you happiness."

Everyone can live without it, but living is meaningless. )

36.

I work in a tall building. He works in the window opposite me. We are across the street.

Steal a look at him every day, guess his happiness and sadness, and write it in Weibo.

He shouldn't know, because I am always careful.

One day he suddenly disappeared.

Empty-hearted, I sent a new Weibo: "He's gone, I miss him, but he doesn't know".

A new comment immediately popped up: "Silly boy, I moved upstairs."

Well, I'm beginning to like Weibo. )

38.

A Hong Kong boy and a Beijing girl met at a concert in Eason Chan and soon fell in love.

A week later, the two said goodbye at the airport.

The boy joined MSF and worked in primitive tribes in Africa.

He gave the girl a music box before he left. Its tune is today next year.

I'll be back, the boy said. A year later, the boy returned to China and the girl got married.

Excuse me, the girl said to the boy who came to see her. I thought you wanted me to wait ten years.

Is it because Eason Chan can't sing clearly? )

39.

He has a bad temper after he became blind. Mom shouted,

You are too self-destructive. From now on, I will only wake you up, eat and sleep, and I won't bother you.

Sure enough, from then on, my mother only said these three sentences to him every day.

This made him feel guilty and gradually calmed down to cooperate with the treatment.

A year later, he finally recovered his sight, but he didn't see his mother.

His family told him that his mother died a year ago.

I recorded those three sentences before I died, so as not to affect your treatment. ...

(Sometimes you don't know how to cherish until you lose it)

40.

On the phone, "This is a wrong number. Please check it and get the phone number again ... ";

Telephone, "son, why do you speak a foreign language every day? Mom doesn't understand, but she misses you ... "

(family is really beautiful. )

4 1.

He is about to undergo a heart transplant, and he looks at his wife lying in bed affectionately.

The hand holding the signature form is a little shaky. "Sign it quickly, you loser and pauper!"

Wife scolds. The operation was a success, and she didn't have any rejection.

"Where is my heartless husband?" She asked the nurse.

The nurse handed me a piece of paper with a bright red heart and a line of fine print:

"This is the last thing I can give you. I love you. "

Sometimes there is only one truth, and it is very touching. )

42.

After 50 years of marriage, they seem to have buried their grievances in their bones.

Almost every day I wake up and complain to each other immediately.

Children don't even dare to see them alone,

Because every time it's an ear disaster.

The next morning, when he began to complain that she got up late again,

Suddenly found that she had left. After a long silence,

He said his last complaint: "Why don't you wait for me to go with you ..."

Not telling doesn't mean I don't love you. )