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It's hard to collect jokes about the romance of the Three Kingdoms! ! !

It is said that at the end of the Han Dynasty, the families of Wei, Shu and Wu Sanda fought against each other, and the war raged and the people were in dire straits. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, the three families agreed to call a truce, and * * * got together for the holiday in Chang 'an.

On this day, Cao Mengde went out late because he played mahjong all night yesterday. Wrong time. Meng De asked the coachman to hurry the horse and not to be late.

Gemonde is the prime minister, and he is the body of all gold. Who can afford it if there is a slight mistake? So the driver is afraid to speed up. Meng De said angrily, "How dare I, Prime Minister Han and your coachman, disobey my orders?"

The driver turned pale, got off and knelt on the ground and said, "It is not a villain who disobeys the Prime Minister. The Prime Minister has issued a decree that the speed of driving in urban areas should not exceed three miles per hour. "

Meng De was speechless and said angrily, "MMD, it's all Cheng Yu's fault. He is tampering with my decree! "

The driver was afraid to answer.

Meng Defu said, "You can sit in the back of the car. I'll drive myself on the road to see who dares to stop me. "

The coachman was frightened, but the prime minister's orders could not be violated, so he sat in the back seat of the car in fear.

Mende whipped his horse, running all the way, at more than three miles an hour. When we arrived at the city gate, the soldiers guarding the city saw the Prime Minister coming. Who dared to stop them? Meng De ran out of the city.

Seeing this, the captain of the guarding city rushed over and shouted angrily, "The Prime Minister has expressly stipulated that you should not drive faster than three miles in downtown areas. No one here dares to run like this. Why don't you stop it? "

The foot soldiers sighed, "If we dare not stop it, I really don't know who is sitting in the carriage. The Prime Minister himself is his driver."

............

Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei set out earlier and arrived in Chang 'an early.

The three brothers were bored because the other two countries had not arrived, so they accompanied them to the suburbs to play.

The suburbs of Chang 'an are full of grasslands, which are magnificent. Three people arrived and sat on the grass. Guan Yu and Zhang Fei can catch fish by lying on the grass. Throw the fishing rod into the water empty-handed and catch the fish.

A tourist saw this and said to Liu Bei, "In my opinion, these two people are really sick. How can you take them out? What should I do if I accidentally surprise others? "

He looked embarrassed and said, "What you said makes sense. I'll take them back. "

After that, Liu Bei waved his arms and tried to row. ......

.........

He also said that Sun Quan walked with the stars and the moon day and night, and when he saw that Chang 'an was coming, he ordered him to rest with the others.

When power was hungry, I ordered someone to send cakes.

The servant panicked and apologized and said, "The cake was eaten up by the villain last night."

Sun Quan was so angry that he even stammered. He accused the servant and said, "You ... you ... you ... you ... you ... you ... how dare you steal my cake? Get out! "

I said a word, and I saw that everyone in the account had completely left.

.......

Several senior officials from three countries have different interests in their Mid-Autumn Festival dating. As for how people will meet in the future, there are written records that are not in this article.

I wish you all a happy Mid-Autumn Festival and all your wishes come true.

I wish all my family happiness forever!

(Note: This article is adapted from a joke. )

It is said that Dahan has issued a new License Plate Management Agreement, which allows him to apply for personalized license plates. Dahan's photographer was so excited that he racked his brains to hang up the license plate for his car.

Early the next morning, the reporter saw more than 300 people filling out applications and interviewed several applicants for personalized licenses.

Dong Zhuo, a powerful minister, made a phone call through his secretary Mallota and got the first license plate "IAM 00 1" in three minutes. According to the staff, Taishi means "I am the boss! ! Tian Zi comes first! ! "

Dong Zhuo originally wanted to apply for an "IAM 002" for Lu Bu's Mitsubishi off-road vehicle. I didn't expect Lyu3 bu4 to be too rustic, so I don't want it. He got a "God 995" and hung it on his car's ass. He paraded in the city with his famous song "God Help me" on the megaphone. Liu's three angry youths punctured two tires, which is another story.

Stuart Wang Yun bought a new Ferrari sports car for his adopted daughter and applied for a "SEX 100", which means 100% sexy. As a result, he was provided by Teacher Dong as soon as he went out.

Cao Cao, one of the top ten outstanding young people in that year, hung a piece of "REM 9 1 1" on his old Ford. It seems that the Chibi fire in September 1 1 has made Cao Cao unforgettable, and "Rem" is the abbreviation to remember.

Not to be outdone, Liu, the three angry youths, rushed to register their own personalized license plates. Liu Bei applied for a piece of "NMW555" because his own little baritone could not attract any attention. Then he reported everywhere, publicized everywhere, and preached that he was an uncle, had no money and no woman, and won everyone's sympathy with a snot and tears. Finally, he tricked Wu Dong's sister Sun Quan into becoming his second wife, and secretly occupied the Jingzhou Bar in Jiangdong, collecting protection money from the local people, which was a huge sum of money. Guan Yu wiped the second-hand BMW sent by Cao Cao over and over again, put on a piece of "WIN 168", dragged it badly, killed several township cadres who collected fees on the national highway and hid in Jingzhou bar. Zhang Fei, the clown, finally saved a sum of private money in Jingzhou Bar, bought a Bora, and quickly applied for a "Fei 945" (I am Yan).

Another Hebei cowherd, Zhao Yun, drives an open-top Cherokee "MAN 186", which not only shows that he is male, but also is 186cm tall. A closer look shows that there are actually some lip prints on the license plate, but I don't know if it was left by MM. ...

Zhou Yu, a famous couple model in Dongwu, applied for the license plate of "192 626". Everyone is confused. I don't know what the secret of this number arrangement is. Later, Xiao Qiao got tired of being questioned by paparazzi and couldn't help but say it. Actually, it was1June 26th, 1992, the couple's wedding anniversary.

Jiang Gan saw his old classmate Zhou Yu driving a new car and taking a ride on the old slope. He has always had a crush on Xiao Qiao and wants to apply for a "FBI 007" to properly track Xiao Qiao. As a result, he added a watch only to find that he was robbed by Pang Tong, so he had to change it to "KGB 007" and continue to do the shady business.

Zhuge Liang, a famous slacker in the Three Kingdoms, has a good economic mind. He grabbed several license plates such as "189 com", "5 18 net", "61816" and "Fei 747". After being seized by Lu Su, the police inspector of the vehicle management office, they also sold them. Cried the crooked eyes in the wind.

Up to now, only the above-mentioned personnel have applied for new license plates, and Dahan Vehicle Management Office announced that it would suspend the application for new license plates until the system is more perfect.

Famous songs of the three kingdoms

1: Cao Cao: The sea laughed, and the tides surged on both sides ... (It was sung by Cao Gong when he was watching the sea at that time)

2. Liu Bei: It is not a sin for a man to cry, ............................................................................................................. (tears with big ears can rank first in the Three Kingdoms).

3. Sun Quan: Sister, go forward boldly ... (When Sun MM got married)

4. Guan Yu: How are you, Big Brother? (On the occasion of losing Maicheng)

5. Zhou Yu: Tomorrow, will you think of it ... (... there is a life that can make up for shortcomings ... there is no resentment! ... Xiao Qiao, will she remarry? )

6. Lu Meng: Should I leave quietly or stay in .............. bravely (I'm going to attack Jingzhou, and I heard that Jingzhou's military and horses have been purged, so I'm prepared, so ...)

7. Lu Su: Why do I always get hurt ... (For Jingzhou, I am not human inside and outside. Alas)

8. Zhao Yun: My hero is very brave ...

9: Huang Zhong: ... Back to yesterday ... (Recalling that year, old Huang Zhong ...)

10: Yuan Shao: The brother who slept in my upper bunk ... (Thinking that he was defeated by Cao Cao, who was a brother in those days. Very panting)

1 1: Lu Bu: Why did you fall in love with someone else behind my back? (The Story Of Diu Sim! )

12: Meng Huo: Hey * * * * * * The mountain road here is eighteen bends, and the waterway here is ..............................................................................................................................

13: Xu Shu: I will leave you gently.

Please wipe away the tears from your eyes. .......................................................................................................................................................................

14: The Story Of Diu Sim: Don't look at me like that. My face will turn into a red apple ... (Feng Yiting, facing the enthusiastic Lu Bu.

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15: Guo Jia: I can't forget you. .........................................................................................................................................................

Dian Wei: We workers have the right. ...........................................................................................................................................................

Added something I saw from other places.

I don't remember who sang any famous songs during the Three Kingdoms period. Let's sing a few more words together!

Xia Houdun, Ma Chao, Chu Xu, Zhang Liao and Zhuge Liang sang together.

San Guo Shi ren fashion modeling xiu

Liu Bei: He has big ears, so his earlobe wears three ears and only one earring. Long arms, sleeveless shirt in winter, cold and runny nose. Unfortunately, I met a female bandit on the way, and my earrings and sleeves were robbed. Needless to say, Liu Daer has become Liu's rotten ear! (Imitation object: Nicholas Tse, imitation index: Samsung and a half)

Cao Cao: I changed my face like Andy Lau, moisturized my face, and completely shaved my beard. As a result, a talent scout came to visit the next day and asked him to make a BL drama ... (Imitation object: Andy Lau, imitation index: four stars)

Guan Yu: Piaoying, Lei Shu and Li Tao spent a lot of time trying to figure out how to get beards. If it's not enough, have an ion perm. Found elegance and fashion, followed by negative ions, free ions, water ions ... recently a corn ear was scalded. I didn't expect the hairdresser to be so hot that Guan Yu's beard turned into instant noodles ... (Imitation object: Tengger singer, imitation index: three and a half stars)

Zhang Fei: "What's good about a little creamer? I want to be a Louis Koo type person! " Sunbathing every day leads to partial peeling, and the body is black and white. Lao Zhang was angry, so he simply took the zebra modeling route! (Imitation object: Louis Koo, imitation index: four stars)

Sun Quan: "Just flush this face, these eyes, without makeup, are the second generation of ChristianRandPhillips!" " (imitation object: ChristianRandPhillips, imitation index: four and a half stars)

Zhuge Liang: Dancing Korean dance with a feather fan until a whirlwind palm pops up and says, "We are the future!" " "The feathers on the fan fell all over the floor. After a dance, all the fans went bald. Brother Pig is in a daze @ _ @ ... (Imitation object: An Qixuan, imitation index: four stars)

Diusim's story: breast enhancement, low waist, navel exposure, abdominal ring, hair dyeing, manicure, eyebrow tattoo, lip line … Men in the Three Kingdoms all went to Europe and America overnight! (Imitation object: britney spears, imitation index: four and a half stars)

Chu Xu: Exercise your muscles like crazy, wear tight tops and take part in fashion bodybuilding competitions. Too hard during the performance, "click" the clothes to open the line, and a generation of macho men vomited blood and walked away! Audience MM screamed, zipped up and unbuttoned. Chu Xu took off his coat and ran on the stage naked ... (Imitation object: Schwarzenegger, imitation index: four and a half stars)

Lu Bu Zhou Zhao Yuyun Ma Chao: Three Kingdoms F4 debut! The beautiful women swarmed, and the computer special effects of meteor shower were broadcast. Lu Bu: "I am the fiercest, I play Doumyouji Tsukasa!" " Zhao Yun: "I am the most, I hit Hua Ze!" " "Zhou Yu:" I am the most beautiful, I play Simon! " "Ma Chao:" I am the most k ...! Ok, let me play a beautiful piece ... "I must wear a wig ... (imitation object: F4, imitation index: five stars).

What people in the Three Kingdoms need most.

Cao Cao: I held my head painfully in the battle: "Ouch ~ ~ how can I have a headache at a critical moment!" " "Yu Cheng, an ancient physician, hurriedly handed a box of medicine:" Premier, please use Zhennaoning capsule for headache! "

Liu Bei: Before Kanluoji's blind date, she washed her hair black and shiny with Xia Shilian, and then wiped her face with Xue Jia moisturizing cleanser. (In my imagination, Sun Shangxiang's eyes look like light bulbs: "Wow! It's so fine and white! " Finally, put on the seven-brand men's suit: "Seven-brand suit, a man who makes women move."

Sun Quan: I often force civil and military officials to drink: "Do it!" Only Zhang Zhao did not drink: "Where is the liver?" He secretly put a few pills in the wine bowl: "Wang Haijin Zun, take one pill before and after drinking, to sober up and protect the liver!" " "

Guan Yu: I often watch Spring and Autumn Annals at night, which leads to poor eyesight and tired eyes. So I bought several boxes of "Runjie Eye Drops" to carry with me. ...

Zhang Fei: Facing Cao Cao's army at Changbanqiao, I ate a handful of "Golden Soup Treasure" first, and then sang!

Zhao Yun: I just got back from killing in Changbanpo, and my clothes are too dirty to take! I saw that Zhao Ge used his killer weapon-carved laundry soap and super washing powder, and his clothes were washed clean, but the fish and shrimp in the river ...

Zhuge Liang: The war of words needs a pair of iron teeth and copper teeth most! As I said it, my teeth fell out and my face disappeared! So the night before, Brother Pig brushed his teeth like Zhou Xing in the mirror: "Every morning at home, healthy and bright teeth!" Zhou Yu: Once Brother Pig was angry, Lu Su quickly put quick-acting pills into his mouth. ...

Lu Bu: To Su Li who came to report his health, he said, "No gifts this year!" But Su Li took out a pack of melatonin. Lu Bu: "Only gifts ..." Su Li was called away without saying a word. ...

Dong Zhuo: I was dumped by The Story Of Diu Sim because I was too fat, so I went on a hunger strike to lose weight. Marotta: "Master, you have to let go. Please use Qumei Capsule to lose weight ... "

Huang Zhong: Before the war against Guan Yu, Han Xuan didn't trust him: "Old general, Guan Yu is not easy to mess with, not to mention your age ..." Huang Zhong: "Don't be afraid! A skill is a long way to go! " After that, he swallowed a bottle of "Gaizhonggai" in one breath, then opened the horse's mouth and poured it in hard ... Ma Chao: After a one-on-one fight with Zhang Fei, he returned to camp. "Oh ~ ~ ~ I'm tired from playing all day ~ ~" Then I fell flat on the chair. Ma Dai: "Big Brother, you need new energy to charge!" " Ma Chao ran into the house to take a bath with super cool soap. Soap bubbles covered the whole body, and a flat piece of Ma Chao "poof" swelled. He quickly put on his clothes and rushed to the front with a gun: "Zhang Fei! Dare to fight at night? " So another good show began. ...

Gan Ning: I was fighting with the Shu army along the Yangtze River and suddenly got dysentery. Holding his stomach, he ran around the river. Zhou Tai: "To cure dysentery, please use Miao medicine to stop diarrhea!" "Gan Ning ate too much in a hurry, so he didn't drink for several days in a row. ...

Meng Huo: Because of the language barrier, Brother Pig always treats him like a monkey. His wife took out a family heirloom: "It's easier to learn Chinese by breaking through Chinese listening in 30 days and repeating with BBK!" But brother pig is better. On the 29th day, he caught Lao Meng on the spot. ...

Monroe: Because of being laughed at by "Wu Xia Amon", her hair has been painted on the wall since then. I bought a "Brain Jia Jia" and wear it every day. By the time Sun Quan came to see him, Amon had been able to recite Ci Hai by heart. So Sun Quan has a classic saying: "Don't be with me for three days!"

A Dou: The doctor diagnosed him as mentally retarded due to zinc deficiency, so Liu Bei gave him "Puxin Oral Liquid" every day. I didn't expect it to exceed the dose taken by children, and the more I drank, the more stupid I became. ...

Four short stories about the truth of the Three Kingdoms

1 Mi Heng naked clothes

One night, a female thief stole some clothes and sneaked into Mi's house. At this time, someone just came to Mi Heng and saw a woman out of the window in a trance. The female thief was frightened to disgrace and hurriedly fled, throwing away all the women's clothes. The man didn't see anyone when he went in, but he saw the woman's clothes. At this time, Mi Heng was sleeping in the back room because he was drunk.

So, this person spread a rumor that seems to be well-founded: "Well ... Mi Heng is probably a MM…… ..."

Mi Heng explained angrily everywhere, but no one believed and no one wanted to hear it. He couldn't stand rumors, so he was naked in public to prove that he was really a man. ...

Liu An killed his wife.

Liu An bears a grudge against Liu Bei, but Liu Bei doesn't know it. When Liu Bei arrived at Liu Anjia, it happened that Liu's wife died of a malignant infectious disease. So Liu An thought, if Liu Bei ate his wife's meat, wouldn't Liu be ill? You can't get into trouble if you don't know! If it doesn't work out, it will give that guy the reputation of cannibalism, and I'll get even!

So Liu An happily ran to the kitchen to get human flesh. ...

go into battle stripped to the waist—throw away all disguise

One day, Ma Chao sent someone to report to Cao Cao's army:

"There is a bad situation."

"What's the situation?"

"Xu Jun's armor is very good. Almost no weapon can hurt him. It must be difficult to win him ..."

"So what should we do?" Ma Chao is in a hurry.

Fine work: "If he can take off his armor, but that's Cao Cao's reward, he won't take it off easily ..."

The two men thought about drinking like thinkers and finally came up with a brilliant idea.

Carefully bribed the relevant personnel and secretly put some fleas in prosthodontic's armor. ...

Although Ma Chao didn't win, prosthodontic had a bad cold and his heart was balanced a lot. ...

Yell back at the enemy

Xiahou Jie is really not a soldier. Because you went through the back door, you couldn't have joined the army.

Why can't he join the army? Because he is deaf!

When Zhang Fei shouted at the bridge of Changban, everyone was scared. He won't be afraid if he can't hear the voice of nature, but it's not good to see others afraid, so he also began to tremble and accidentally fell to the ground, just like a horse stepped on him ... Amitabha. ...

make three calls at the thatched cottage/repeatedly request sb to take up a post

one

The sky is boundless, the moon is bright and the stars are sparse, and three big men come around the corner. They looked strange and saw each other with sharp weapons. In such a chaotic season, they go in and out in such a remote place and behave so suspiciously. Is it a desperate strongman? I'm afraid it's a government spy again?

Listening to the clear voice, a big man with long ears suddenly sighed: "I am Liu Bei and Liu Xuande, relatives of the Han family. After Wang Jing of Sun Yat-sen Mausoleum, the world is in chaos today. I am interested in breaking thieves and helping the people, but I can't hate them. If I have this feeling ... "

A black-faced man next to him smiled three times and said, "No more practice. I've heard you say it over 300 times. Why do you still say that? " Can't you exchange it for a new one? "

"Zhang Fei, I said you have no culture is no culture, but we are going to see-see who? Guan Yu? "

Red-faced man, hurry up. "Brother, we are going to see Mr. Dinosaur."

"What? Mr. dinosaur? "

"Oh, it's Mr. Pig Dragon."

"Mr. Pig Dragon?"

"Is it not Mr Dragon Ball? Dragon ball? "

"Calculate calculate, I hope you can't even find Mr. Xiong! Zhang Fei, check my business link quickly. "

"Yes!" The black-faced man was flattered and quickly opened his briefcase and rummaged through it. "Hey, I found it ... Oh, the battery is dead."

"Idiot, can't do anything well! It's your fault that you can't see dinosaurs today! "

"Eldest brother, I remember, not a dinosaur, not a pig dragon, but Mr. Zhu Gekongming!"

"Yes, it's Mr. Zhu Gekongming!" The man with long ears said, "well, do you know why I practice those sour words?"

I don't know. The man with a dark face and a red face said.

"I'm afraid you don't know, otherwise how can I be a big brother?" Long-eared people gloated, cleared their throats and said, "For clowns, vendors and pawns like you, you should use religious forms such as loyalty, benevolence and courage to anesthetize them;" But for an intellectual like Mr. Dinosaur, we must seduce him with the cultural form of "breaking the thief and reassuring the people, and being honest and honest"! "

"Big brother, high opinion!" The black-faced man said.

"High, really high!" The red-faced man said.

two

Extremely: Oh, no, there are three big men, not like good people. Close the door quickly. (Three people come up)

Zhang Fei: Brother, the door is locked.

Liu Bei: Call the door.

(Zhang Fei hits the door hard, but it just won't open)

Guan Yu: Zhang Fei, why are you still so stupid? Is this how you open the door?

Zhang Fei: Then you come!

Guan Yu: Get out of the way! (Step forward and push the door open)

Zhang Fei: Wow, second brother's brain used to grow on his feet.

(A crowd shouts and rushes into the gate)

Extremely bright people, all flushed, came to the lowlands. what can I do for you?

Liu Bei: I am a poor monk in the eastern Tang Dynasty. I'm going to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha and pass by Bao Fang. I wonder if it is possible to spend the night. (turns around) Is Wukong the pig a teacher?

Zhang Fei: I am Kao Hua, and I believe you! We played the Three Kingdoms, not the Westward Journey. Are you kidding?

Liu Bei: Oh, oh, oh, by the way, I'm Liu Liubei Xuande, a relative of the Han family. After Wang Jing in Zhongshan, the world was in chaos. I am interested in breaking the thief and keeping the people safe, but I can't hate it. So I invited pigs, pigs, pigs. ...

Guan Yu: Mr Zhu Gekongming!

Liu Bei: Oh, Zhu Gekongming's cross talk helped me unify the mountains and rivers.

I'm very sorry, Mr. Kong Ming is not at home.

Liu Bei: Where have you been?

Very helpful: please go to the TV station to do market analysis.

Liu Bei: (Looking back at Guan Yu and Zhang Fei) You see that Mr. Dinosaur's family are all literate, and even the messenger is "Ye". It doesn't matter (to extremely bookish). This is my business card. I hope you can give it to my master when he comes back. (patting him on the shoulder and whispering) Did you see my headline? It doesn't matter, just call me later; If someone bullies you, say that you were taken away by the boss. Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, let's go!

Add one: the case of three kingdoms figures

First, Zhuge Liang

Etiology: rheumatoid arthritis

Symptoms: long-term wheelchair.

Second, Guan Yu

Etiology: There are too many capillaries in subcutaneous tissue.

Symptoms: blush

Third, Zhang Fei

Etiology: eyelid muscle disorder

Symptoms: Sleep without closing your eyes.

Fourth, Wei Yan

Etiology: Posterior cranial hyperosteogeny

Symptoms: One more "anti-bone"

Verb (abbreviation of verb) Miheng

Etiology: Congenital mania with excess fat (another: Chu Xu suspects that he also has this disease).

Symptoms: afraid of heat, like naked.

Sixth, Xia Houdun.

Cause: blindness (accident)

Symptoms: One eye.

Seven, Sima Yi

Etiology: excessive albumin, hyperopia (presbyopia).

Symptoms: The eagle looks at the wolf.

Eight, Jiang Wei

Etiology: gallbladder is too large, gallbladder connective tissue hyperplasia.

Symptoms: as bold as a chicken.

Nine, Yang Xiu

Etiology: the tongue is too long and the smooth muscle on the tongue surface is disordered (referred to as "long tongue").

Symptoms: The tongue is particularly attractive.

X. Zhou Yu

Etiology: Congenital thoracic stenosis and insufficient vital capacity.

Symptoms: low vital capacity (short for "stingy")

Xi。 Sun quan

Etiology: hair melanin variation

Symptoms: purple beard

Twelve. Cao Cao

Etiology: epilepsy, stroke, hysteria, etc. I had an attack once when I was young, but I didn't pay attention to it and doubted my uncle. As a result, I grew into a giant.

Disaster)

Symptoms: many, such as headache, avoiding medical treatment, talking nonsense, and even dreaming of killing people in serious cases.

Thirteen. Liu Bei

Etiology: Skeletal dysplasia of limbs.

Symptoms: the ears are full of wind, the hands are over the knees, and the moustache is overgrown.

Fourteen Sima Shi

Etiology: eye cancer

Symptoms: eye tumor

Fifteen, Dong Zhuo

Etiology: obesity, hyperlipidemia and hypercholesterolemia.

Symptoms: The light on the navel cannot be extinguished for three days.

Sixteen, Wargo

Etiology: stuttering

Symptoms: Sorrow, sorrow, sorrow. ...

17. Lu Bu

Etiology: narcolepsy

Symptoms: I fell asleep at the most critical time.

Eighteen, Lumen

Etiology: unknown (to be dissected)

Symptoms: bizarre death

Nineteen. Zhang Bao

Etiology: internal bleeding (accident, the horse lost its front hoof and fell down the mountain stream)

Symptoms: fracture, visceral injury.

Twenty, less emperor

Etiology: drug poisoning

Symptoms: highly confidential

2 1. Liu Chan

Etiology: the most unfortunate example, acquired mental retardation (accident, defending Cao Bing's arrow rain in front of Changbanpo,

Too scared;

Long-term suffocation in Zhao Yunhuai, excessive hypoxia; Finally Liu Bei fell to the ground, causing a slight concussion)

Symptoms: numerous, such as "I don't think about it".

Twenty-two, Yuan Shao

Etiology: early Parkinson's syndrome

Symptoms: improper measures.

23.zhao yun

Etiology: Hyperplasia of gallbladder, which is different from ordinary people.

Symptoms: I am timid.

24. Blade

Etiology: paranoia with ear osteoporosis.

Symptoms: I think eunuchs can be punished for coming to Beijing from other places. Eunuchs dare not kill generals. What do you listen to to to appease Zhang? ...

Twenty-five, seven sages of bamboo forest, etc.

Etiology: Long-term drug abuse, the first world yuppie epidemic.

Symptoms: Long-term use of Wushi powder and other psychotropic drugs.

26. Yuan Shu

Etiology: diabetes

Symptoms: I want to drink honey water when I am dying.

Sun Shangxiang.

Cause: Sadism or masochism.

Symptoms: The bridal chamber is full of weapons.

Wu Guotai.

Etiology: Alzheimer's Harmo's disease

Symptoms: I actually married my daughter to Liu Bei. ...

29. Xiahou Jie

Etiology: excessive mental stress and small gallbladder.

Symptoms: Zhang Fei was scared to death by a strange cry.

Thirty, Wang Lang.

Etiology: hypertension, stroke

Symptoms: Despite his advanced age, he had to bicker with Zhuge Liang, and as a result, his blood vessel burst and he died.

Another one: The Three Kingdoms can play Go.

Guan Yu:

My layout speed is the fastest. Chess players like Yan Liang and Wen Chou lost without taking a few steps because they didn't adapt.

My weakness, I always ignore a few Bai Zi's rough potential scattered around me, and call Lv Meng this boy to kill me.

Dragon. Oh, by the way, don't set the venue for the competition in Maicheng in the future, or I will refuse to participate.

Zhang Fei:

I used to drink loudly when I was behind, which scared Xiahou Jie to turn over the chessboard. However, since then.

Many people say that I am not good at playing chess. I'm just a bit of a bully. I admire you when I see the master, and I admire you when I see the low one.

Kill the dragon with your hands. Although this is not very good, it has made many masters.

Zhao Yun:

I remember the best game of chess was at the foot of Changbanpo. I rushed into the pocket of black chess when the situation was backward.

Touching left and right, I was confused by black chess and saved several remnant children. However, playing chess in the future is really boring.

Think about it! When my opponent heard it was me, he either gave up or gave up without taking a few steps. It's really boring Is there really one in this world?

Is there no master?

Ma Chao:

I admit, my overall view is very poor. But I am absolutely first-class in local attack and killing. You see, my opponent Cao XX is so worried.

Pull out the beard.

Huang Zhong:

I walked by hand, and Guan Yu didn't kill my dragon, so I didn't pay attention to Guan Yu's eyes later. Who knows, Guan

Feather this boy is so ungrateful! When I was named one of the top five players in our club, he actually voted against me.

Check tickets. Driven by him, many people think that I am too old to get off with me. So, I have to talk to this old man Yan Yan.

That's fun!