March 8th Women's Day SMS

● The world is especially beautiful because of the birth of women; Today, the hearts of women all over the world are closer because of their dreams! Happy Women's Day!

If beauty is a sin, then you have committed a heinous crime! If temperament is a mistake, you have been wrong again and again! If wisdom is to be punished, aren't you going to be chopped to pieces? I wish the most beautiful woman in the world a happy March 8th!

People are like houses, and friends are windows. The more windows, the brighter the house. I would like to be your biggest window facing the sun: spring is blooming, autumn is crisp, summer is cool and winter is warm. Happy March 8th!

It's March 8th. Think about it. I don't want to give you too much. I just want to give you 50 million: be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

● Comrade! ! ! We agreed to invite me to dinner. Why hasn't it arrived yet! ? If you have no money, I can lend it to you and invite me. Today is Women's Day. Let's go

● Based on your good performance on Women's Day, I hereby present a banner and award you the title of "2 1 century's undead new good man"! I hope you will make persistent efforts.

In today's women's liberation, it is better to stay out of trouble!

Congratulations on your holiday. I'll make it. You can eat it. You only have one holiday a year, and the rest I have every day. I take one day off a year, and the rest you work overtime.

● There is a shopping mall, 1 discount. Ladies, go shopping!

A beautiful woman is a diamond, and a good woman is a treasure. Happy Women's Day!

I have decided to be your public servant for one day and serve you wholeheartedly, which will be my greatest honor! Long live Women's Day!

Without the sun, flowers will not bloom; There is no happiness without love; Without women, there is no love; Without a mother, there would be neither poets nor heroes. Happy Women's Day!

● What is pride? Cow! What is modesty? Pretend! What is thrift? Hey! What is Fengxian? Stupid! What is cleverness? Blow it! What beauty? You! Happy Beauty Day!

Send you a bunch of roses and rely on it to convey your feelings. Give you a big peach blossom and your luck depends on it. Send you a bunch of white flowers, a hundred years of hope. Give you a bowl of tofu and laugh after eating it. Happy March 8th!

A thousand roses for you, please love yourself; A thousand paper cranes are given to you to keep your troubles away from you! Give you 1000 lucky stars and let good luck surround you! Happy Women's Day!

Honey, you have a good rest today. I can do whatever you want. Just remember to get up early tomorrow and make breakfast for me. Hee hee!

● Those who receive my blessing will never be fired; People who study will prosper; People who store will love sweetness; People who delete will be lucky again and again; The salary of the person who forwarded it skyrocketed! Happy March 8th!

● If a drop of water represents consignment, I will send you the whole East China Sea; if a star represents missing, I will send you a galaxy; if a spoonful of honey represents blessing, I will send you a hornet's nest on March 8th!

Today is your holiday, wife. I will make breakfast for you in the morning. Today is your holiday, wife, let's be romantic together at night!

Cheer for you this year, cheer for you today and pray for you tomorrow: always keep your youthful face and beautiful mood! Happy March 8th!

Wife, today is March 8 Women's Day, which is your big holiday! At this moment, I want to give you thousands of instructions and greetings, which is the most valuable "shabby"!

● Important notice: During the March 8th Festival, women all over the country have a day off and men all over the country work overtime for one day.

I have something to say to you on this feminine day. That's what I've been meaning to tell you. That is, I have two lives: once I was born and once I met you!

● Maybe my shoulders are not wide enough, but they are enough to shelter you from the wind and rain; Maybe my arm is not strong enough, but I can still hold up a blue sky for you. Happy Women's Day!

I ordered 30 thousand yuan of jewelry for you online. I wish you a happy March 8th! They will send you jewelry and invoices ... Oh, I forgot, this 30,000 yuan is from you.

I'll give you a car on March 8, and then you can drive it to work. However, you must sacrifice your bicycle wheels and bed board. I will take care of the animals pulling carts. Do you like donkeys or horses?

Honey, I gained three pounds under your care. That necklace is a little tight. Women's Day is coming, please buy me a long necklace weighing three pounds!

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