Funny birthday wishes messages

1. I want to go to many, many places. I want to go to the end of the world alone and come to each other alone. Happy birthday to you! 2. There are a lot of workplace theories, and they are basically just nonsense; they have their own true meaning, which can only be understood if you are careful; you must arrive at work on time, and your boss cannot be offended; humbly ask your seniors for advice, their experience is valuable; you must learn to compliment when you perform well at work. Happy birthday to you! 3. I don’t intend to be different, but how can I have outstanding taste? Happy birthday to you! 4. When I was born, I was a work of art; when I went to school, I was a guinea pig; when I entered college, I was a victim; when I graduated, I was a semi-finished product; after I got married, I was a copy; when I was middle-aged, I was a consumer product; when I am old, I am a work of art. At that time, I was an insurance product. Happy birthday to you! 5. Too busy, too busy living, too busy enjoying, too busy struggling, too busy making money, too busy making noises, being stingy when making money, being generous when spending money, chasing time when making money, chasing time when spending money, but you don’t know. , Money can only solve life, but it cannot solve happiness. I wish you happiness whether you have money or not. Happy birthday to you! 6. Beauty is a passport for a woman. It is obviously a sugar-coated bullet, but men are determined to please her. A woman who lacks visual effects is obviously good medicine, but because of her bitter taste, men often cannot make up their minds to marry her. Happy birthday to you! 7. May your appearance be like a beautiful sheep, your body be like a boiling sheep, be as comfortable as a lazy sheep, be as youthful as a slow sheep, have a fast career development, be in a mood like a warm sheep, and be wiser than a happy sheep. I always miss you. The Big Big Wolf! Happy birthday to you! 8. Flowers are beautiful, fragrant, and blooming. Words that are kind, words that are true, words that move people, words that are affectionate. Versatility brings happiness, the more the merrier. Come often to send blessings and communicate often. Don’t forget to keep in touch! Happy birthday to you! 9. Love makes people numb, and marriage makes people numb. Happy birthday to you! 10. That day, I was about to go to the zoo to see the orangutans, and you came. I told you my arrangement politely, but unexpectedly you suddenly turned your back and shouted: "Didn't you see that I am right in front of you? You actually want to go to the zoo to see it." Happy birthday to you! 11. The sky is blue, the sea water is salty, and the couples on the street are eye-catching. People are ordinary, their hearts are kind, and living without a partner is frowned upon. Today’s marriage proposal: Which woman is kind-hearted and willing to be her brother’s bride? Happy birthday to you! 12. It’s over, you don’t care about me anymore, I’m a dog and I don’t care anymore~~! Happy birthday to you! 13. The material living standard between husband and wife is determined by the spouse with higher income; the spiritual living standard between them is determined by the spouse with lower quality. Happy birthday to you! 14. Some men are as smart as the weather, changeable. Some women are as stupid as weather forecasters, unable to tell when the weather is changing. Happy birthday to you! 15. What you make is paper and what you use is money. There will always be such sorrow in life! I would like to advise my friends not to be pessimistic. With more money and less money, it is natural to be optimistic. As long as you work hard, you will be the best. I wish my friends a happy life, and money will continue to surround you! Happy birthday to you!