2022 humorous blessing message

1, put your blessing on your mouth so as not to be blown away by the wind; Write your blessings on paper for fear of being diluted by rain; Carve the blessing on the ground for fear of being trampled by pedestrians; Think about it, or send it to your mobile phone. May happiness always accompany you!

2, professional starvation is called weight loss, professional pinching is called massage, professional daze is called deep, professional laziness is called leisure, professional persistence is called persistence, and professional persistence sends you text messages to call friends!

3, one mountain can not tolerate two tigers, unless one male and one female; Take the initiative to pay for feelings, unless that person is occupied; Don't delete short messages at will unless the content is unreliable. As a sign of sincerity, I wish you health and happiness forever!

4. Component: I love you; Ingredients: missing; Addition: suffering and loneliness; Date of production: from the date of the meeting; Shelf life: unlimited; Product standard number: 520xx 14.

I miss everything you think. Garlic is considered an onion. I forgot to use my pedal when riding a bike, and I still have the 100 yuan I just found at hand. I think you are almost finished, 1+ 1 all find it difficult. Zhao Benshan as Sun Nan, RMB as dollars. I can't think what you think. I have no style in clothes. I can't have feelings for anyone. My heart has stopped beating. Dear, I miss you so much, please reply to me as soon as possible!

6. Some things are predestined. Although flowers bloom and fall mercilessly, it is the mission of time. It is inevitable that people need to walk without wings; Face life frankly, who let you work hard, avoid cats, and be happy when you are full!

7. There are no clouds in Wan Li, and streams are running; The grass on the roadside swayed with the wind, and the flowers were more beautiful; Listening to the voice of nature, the mood is so wonderful. But you ruined everything. Please choose a good time for farting next time!

Being a top designer was once the dream of countless people, and you and I both think it should be the most perfect one. On the novelty of speed theory, it is absolutely the first. Design one in one night. Ok, stop looking and go to bask in the quilt!

9, you are my baby, let me no longer lonely; Life is full of fun with you. I will hold you in my hand and take good care of you; I want to be with you, my favorite kitten!

10, I know you are the most beautiful, chubby and cute, everyone knows the habit of eating meat, and your frugal character deserves praise. But there is no need to lick the rice in the bowl every time.

1 1, I always cry silently for you, but even so, I don't want you to go. I once asked myself whether it was worthwhile to pay, but your figure has been lingering in my heart. After thinking for a long time, I finally decided: damn onions don't cut!

12, the furthest distance in the world is that I am in if and you are in else, which seems to be accompanied and separated forever; The most infatuated waiting in the world is that I am a case, you are a switch, and you may never choose yourself; The most sincere dependence in the world is that you are trying and I am catching. No matter what your temper is, I will bear it silently and deal with it silently. Then, look forward to our final.

13, you know? Recently, the god of wealth has fallen in love with you, and he will surprise you: RMB will haunt you, lovers will love you more, cats and dogs will chase you and lick you, and even I will send you sincere wishes by SMS!

14, you have two feet on both sides, which means you are prepared. The grass on your wall shows that you attach importance to the overall situation, that you are fish begins to stink at the head, that you obey the superior leadership, that you have the wind and the rudder, and that you can recognize the form. If you don't laugh, it means you should laugh. Come and give me a smile!

15, love is the sport of the brave, you have a chance to succeed, as long as you dare to express yourself. Carry forward the shameless style of the older generation, inherit the shameless tradition of the older generation, meet the brave in the narrow road and win, dare to love, hate and rush. You will: everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill. See the rainbow after the storm.

16, floral fragrance, bees have the final say; Whether the cloud is beautiful or not, the sky has the final say; The grass is not green, and the cow has the final say; Whether I miss you depends on my heart. Whether to send a text message or not is, of course, my decision.

17, send you seven flowers: fortune is like popcorn, love is like roses, career is like morning glory, life is like a flaming flower, if you have love, you won't spend it indiscriminately. Remember to share it with me if you have unexpected gains!

18, Jiang your army in the past, just teasing you; Later, you were cruel to garlic and made waves with onions; KINOMOTO SAKURA scheming is popular now. Although the price has gone up, friendship can't be devalued. Nothing to tease you is negotiable!

19, practice a set of happiness throwing fists, not too long; Kick your happy legs, don't be too late; Run for good luck, don't sweat; Dance a happy and sweet exercise, don't be confused; I wish happiness everywhere.

20. Greeting comes uninvited and sends a happy signal; Trouble knots, bad luck drives away the broom; Laugh off your big teeth, there is no antidote to happiness; If you pretend to be serious, I'll throw you a bundle of money!

2 1, cold Monday, braised Tuesday, steamed Wednesday, fried Thursday, stir-fried Friday, happy spices, leisurely wine, I will cook a blessing dinner for you this weekend, and I am willing to enjoy it happily.

22, happiness practice a set, not too long; Kick your happy legs, don't be too late; Run for good luck, don't sweat; Dance a happy and sweet exercise, don't be confused; I wish you happiness everywhere!

23, haha is a happy smile, hehe is a knowing smile, hee hee is a snicker, hum is a sneer, hehe is a sly smile, and roar is a skin smile. SMS is just to make you laugh, I hope to be happy!

24, happy action essentials: troubles and sadness, kicking; Good luck, seize it; Happiness is sweet, a kiss; Good luck. Give me a hug. May you be happy, more than once.

25, rest and rest, work will always hurt; Wait a minute, wait a minute, ignore people because of too much entertainment; Entertainment, leisure exercise; Time and time again, today makes you as sweet as honey.

My hero aimed at the battlefield and locked the enemy's movements with a pair of binoculars. Although this wish failed, you still looked forward to it with a telescope. . . Until one day, the girl in the opposite building cursed: What are you looking at? Rogue!

27. After getting along for so long, I finally know that you are a very straightforward person! Laugh when you are happy, man show when you are frustrated, and sneak away in tears when you are sad. Only I have the unique skill to deal with you, a lollipop, which will make you smile through tears immediately!

28. Look: Guess who is the most sincere and kind friend in the world? 3-2- 1, the answer is announced, it is you! Please welcome BTV, MTV and CCTV to witness this glorious moment and shed petals.

29. It is said that one day, tofu wandered in the street and met with vinegar. Tofu teased: What a sour taste! Did you stir up other people's feelings again? When vinegar gets angry, mix tofu!

30. I am an eye, and you are a sandstorm, because you fascinate me; I am the stomach, you are the wine, because you make me intoxicated; I am a match and you are a cigarette, because I really want to light you.