Holiday funny classic sentences

1. After breaking up, I will say I wish you happiness, but in my heart I always wish you would blow it off.

2. Come back immediately after the commercial!

3. Don’t doubt our distance, distance cannot produce beauty.

5. The so-called holiday means that your family is being criticized, you have no money to go out, and you are very free every day.

6. When others hold hands, I will hold my dog ??for a walk and swim, and see who is unhappy and bites him twice.

7. Outside the Qingshan Tower outside the mountain, you and the mistress are going to jump off the building. I am shouting "Come on" from downstairs.

8. You will go offline as soon as I go online, and you will go online as soon as I go online. I am alive now, why don’t you die?

9. I would rather be fat and cute than be ridiculously thin.

10. If you imitate it like this, there is really no copycat spirit at all.

11. A black carbon said: I am very white, but I was dragged to a mental hospital.

12. Those who have money will support a money market, and those who have no money will go home and withdraw some money to support a business.

13. If there is affection in love, there must be adultery, and caring about love is purely nerve-wracking.

14. Barbers never understand the concept of cutting hair a little shorter.

15. I don’t wrestle with pigs for two reasons: first, it makes me dirty, and second, it makes the pig happy.

16. A quick look at you may not make you any good, but a closer look is worse than a quick look at you.

17. Life is so short, why should I embarrass myself and give you face?

18. The poor play with cars, the rich play with watches, and losers play with computers...

19. I would rather be knocked down countless times while running than walk in a disciplined manner for the rest of my life. Even if you fall, smile boldly.

20. Sorry, there are too many shortcomings; if you find it annoying, please get out!

21. [It’s really going to be very tiring and it doesn’t matter if you don’t care. ]

22. When I was a child, my deskmate always said that I was too manly. I told him that if I can’t get married, I’ll look for you.

24. In the new semester, don’t stay up all night, don’t stay up late, read more, exercise more, learn English, and save money

25. Girl, don’t cry, the mistress will help you settle this kind of man .

26.- If you have a girlfriend who wants to marry me in the future, break up with her as soon as possible without wasting time. Let us two get to know each other well.

27. Please don’t say that I have changed. Am I your wife or your mother?

28. If one day you suddenly look back, will you bump into me awkwardly?

29. It’s okay to swallow your anger and say it. It’s better to say it gracefully.

30. If you often walk by the river, your shoes will get wet. Since your shoes are wet, you might as well take a shower.

Funny classic holiday sentences 2

1. During the May Day holiday, flowers are dedicated to the hardworking people.

2. Teacher, I don’t want to do my homework. That’s not cool at all.

3. New Year’s Day is over, and it’s time to get ready for the winter vacation.

4. I broke up with me during the winter vacation, all because of that bitch at the beginning of school.

5. In fact, I don’t want to have a blind date with my homework, it’s all forced by the teacher!

6. China’s holiday principle – what is owed must be paid back!

7. Teacher, you haven’t told us the exam papers for graduation day yet.

8. Checking the score is more stressful than confessing, and finishing the check is sadder than falling out of love!

9. The summer vacation is really short, and it was gone in two aunties.

10. For us, vacation means doing homework in a different place.

11. When I am on vacation, it does not mean that I am awake; when I am at school, it does not mean that I am awake.

12. What is the thing you are most proud of? Of course it is my summer homework. I raised it in vain.

13. I really can’t stand hearing some people say, “I’m going to kill my head teacher with my summer homework” as if he can move it.

14. If you have a fever during the holidays, you will insist on surfing the Internet. If you sneeze during class, you will think it is late-stage cancer.

15. I hate holidays and having too much homework. That’s just an excuse. It’s just because I can no longer see you every day. Don’t you understand this?

16. "Holidays are the best time to surpass your opponents" "Nima, I never do such sneaky things..."

17. Summer is both a gas station and a The final stop for checking for missing information and filling in gaps is a good time for parents and children to communicate.

18. "The summer vacation is over, what does it mean?" "School is about to start." "Wrong, it means the winter vacation is coming."

19. These days, I don’t have dozens of papers and seven or eight winter vacation homework books in my hand, and I am embarrassed to tell people that school is on vacation.

20. The disappointed eyes of parents, the mocking words of friends, and the scolding of teachers will all bloom in this July.

21. I blame you for my homework, I have never been alone with Mr. Winter Holiday, and now Mr. Winter Holiday has broken up with me!

22. "My Nokia is broken." "How is that possible?" "I accidentally put it under my winter vacation homework."

23. Yesterday, my classmate asked me about my homework. No, I said, it’s only a few days off. What homework should I write? It turns out school is about to start.

24. Three years ago, none of us knew each other and walked into the same classroom. Three years later, everyone knew everyone and went their separate ways.

25. From school to vacation, from school uniforms to pajamas, from textbooks to comics, from ponytails to disheveled hair, these are students.

26. Summer vacation is here, stress has evaporated easily, happiness has dissolved worries; happiness has disintegrated melancholy, and joy has eliminated helplessness.

27. If you are doing military training, it will be a sunny day; if you are on vacation, it will be a rainy day; if you work hard on homework, it will be the day before school starts.

28. Summer vacation is here, and the four masters and disciples of Tang Seng couldn’t help complaining: Emma, ??summer vacation is here again, and we have to go to the West to obtain scriptures again.

29. You exist in my stay up late yesterday, in my nights, in my dreams, in my all-nighters. Goodbye, my summer vacation.

30. I have a skill that can finish my summer homework in two days, but this skill will not be triggered until the last two days. Funny stories about the National Day holiday

1. National Day holiday, five pounds of homework.

2. To welcome the National Day, be civilized and do your homework.

3. Ah, I seem to smell the holiday. .

4. No matter how ugly you are, you still have to fall in love and talk about the world being filled with love.

5. If you work hard on your homework, it will be the last day of National Day.

6. After the Mid-Autumn Festival is the National Day, and there is no hope after the National Day.

7. I’m a hard-working office worker, but I only have three days off during the National Day, Nimei!

8. Look, there is a mountain in front of you. Don’t worry, it’s National Day homework.

9. We are all busy on National Day holiday, so let’s get busy with homework.

10. When I return from the National Day, I also ask the representatives of each subject to be considerate.

11. Warm reminder: Your balance during the National Day holiday is insufficient, please top up as soon as possible.

12. The National Day went so fast like a tornado that I didn’t even have time to write my homework.

13. If one day I leave, you must feel that the National Day has come early.

14. Time is really precious. It only takes one second before someone else robs the toilet.

15. I love you, I love you very much, I love you very much, to my dear seven-day National Day holiday.

16. Without the slightest precaution or worry, the National Day is over

17. Meet a MM’s personalized signature: I don’t know how to play chess, calligraphy and painting, but I’m tired of washing and cooking. .

18. Commenting on your National Day homework in one sentence made my top student at my desk rude

19. Although I can’t sing “Uneasy”, I can bring the stereo to your building Let it go for you.

20. After the Mid-Autumn Festival, I just want to say this! National Day, wait for me sister, here I come

21. Teacher, you are so awesome, you gave me National Day homework to make it feel like summer vacation.

22. I think Women’s Day should be on the same day as National Day. I think Mom is as great as the motherland!

23. What gift will you receive on National Day? I'll get a bunch of homework!

24. How can I express my love for my motherland during the seven-day National Day holiday? At least fifteen days.

25. Where did I make a hundred yuan today? I sold all my National Day homework

26. Isn’t it just National Day homework? I only spent half an hour on it. Just write your names on all the test papers!

27. Examination refers to the behavior of the perpetrator who destroys the body and mind of others in written form with the purpose of forcing others to read.

28. I thought I would have a vigorous review on the National Day, but ended up having a vigorous make-up homework.

29. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, when the flowers are full and the moon is full, people and families celebrate the National Day; on this beautiful day, I wish you happiness and always be with you!

30. Wine, candles, and feasts, what a wonderful New Year! The only thing missing is your wallet! Happy National Day, friends!

31. You are happy on a hot day. Pay attention to your health on special days. The gentle breeze makes you pure! Happy National Day!

32. Don’t call your child a brat, because from a genetic point of view, this is not good for parents.

33. If I had a gun, I would kill you long ago! I am carrying National Day homework, even if you have a rocket launcher, you can’t beat me to death

34. During the 7 days of National Day, I will be scolded four times a day: I don’t get up in the morning, I surf the Internet when I get up, I yell at others when I eat, and I don’t sleep at night.

35. If important things are said three times, then important days should be celebrated three times. Can we have three weeks off during National Day?

36. After the National Day, I took the exam directly, then went to the sports meeting, then distributed test papers, then held a parent-teacher meeting, and finally I was done.

37. I want to throw the National Day homework on the head teacher’s face! Stop making trouble, you're talking like you can move it!

38. National Day plan: sleep at home until you wake up naturally, sleep at home until you wake up naturally, sleep at home until you wake up naturally, if you have the same plan, change it.

39. Happy National Day in advance to all the young and naive children! Indulge yourself, don’t hold it back! I know it’s hard for you to pretend to be an adult.

40. When I was in elementary school, we had seven days of National Day, six days in junior high school, five days in high school, and three days in senior high school. I truly understand what it means to become more lonely as you grow older.

41. If you feel happy, wave your hands, if you feel happy, stamp your feet, if you feel happy, shake your head. Happy National Day, madman!

42. My Nokia was accidentally crushed! How could Nokia break so easily? I accidentally put it under the National Day homework

43. I am a student with unlimited potential. I can finish the National Day homework in three hours, but this is a fucking passive skill. It can only be launched on the night of October 7th!

44. Fingertips are dancing, thoughts are floating, and blessings are conveyed through text messages. The National Day is coming, I will light up my greetings and make the most beautiful gift for you. I hope you can bloom with a relaxed smile.

45. I met you on the National Day in the crisp autumn air, missed you during the long Christmas in early winter, and kissed you in the spring when the grass is already green. I just want to ask you gently - Give me a beautiful date on National Day, okay?

46. Turn my thoughts into little blue stars, flashing in the dark night and in the early morning, flashing in your eyebrows and dreams, gently playing the keys of my love to you, a thousand times. Happy National Day!

47. On the National Day, I wish everyone: happiness every year, everything goes well every month, joy and worry-free every day, joy and vitality all the time, a full moon, round people, good flowers, and everything goes well. Good luck in your career and prosperity in your family!

48. Laughter is the green and environmentally friendly beauty supplement in the world that is the most convenient to take, the most nutritious, the most miraculous, and the least likely to cause sadness, worries and other side effects. Come and apply beauty supplements at my house on National Day!

49. It’s National Day again. Happiness is a must, good luck is sweetness, physical and mental comfort is wishful thinking, good mood is constant, and smile is sweetness. Finally, don’t forget, happiness is certain!

50. The golden autumn is here, the National Day is here, the sun is shining brightly and the red flag is flying; I miss my loved ones and love each other, how are you, mother of the motherland; buy a bouquet of flowers and give them to you, blessings You live forever; I wish you a happy National Day and eternal happiness.

51. Raise your head, look and talk, your concern is in this greeting room! I give you my special blessing, may it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope this is the best National Day you have ever spent!

52. Taurus values ????sensual enjoyment, tastes authentic snacks and delicacies, unique restaurant layouts, and brisk and sweet music. Whether it is the ancient city of Chengdu or the urban city of Hong Kong, it will give you a sense of leisure and ease.

53. On the occasion of the National Day, I wish you all the best: National Day and family celebrations are celebrated by everyone; official and financial resources are available to both sides; popularity and blessings are endless; willing, heartfelt wishes, and wishes follow your heart . Happy National Day!

54. The world is long, passers-by are in a hurry, and they work hard all their lives for a living; some are rich, some are poor, and their faces are swollen for vanity; the world is dangerous, so take care, and shed your tears for your friends! Happy National Day!

55. Beautiful fireworks bloom, longing quietly grows; joyful songs fly, forget all sadness; blessings come quietly to you in the bright moonlight. I wish you a happy National Day and happiness as usual!

56. Friends need to be kept in mind. When you are busy, a text message or a phone call can facilitate contact. You can change your mobile phone to a more fashionable one at any time, but my friends, that is a lifetime thing. Happy National Day!

57. I send you a moon and wish you romance every day! Send you an apple, may you be safe and happy! Send you a bouquet of flowers, may you be as beautiful as flowers! Send you a text message! Happy National Day in advance!

58. Happy lanterns are swaying, harmonious flags are flying, healthy people are praising, auspicious petals are blooming, and sincere blessings are pouring out: National Day is here, I wish the motherland good weather, peace and prosperity!

59. Urgent reminder, a new way of spreading mobile phone viruses: spread by mobile phones to celebrate blessings. For your health, after receiving blessings, be sure to soak your mobile phone in disinfectant for one hour. Available! .

60. Pack a bag of sunshine and two handfuls of sea breeze, make a few kilograms of homemade blessings, send someone to the United States to buy some happiness, buy two bottles of romance in France, cut a little care from the depths of the soul, as A gift for you, happy National Day!

61. Let text messages carry greetings and take wings, expand your imagination infinitely, turn care and friendship into flying notes, let you enjoy the warmth of another mood, and offer you the sincere blessings of friends. : Happy National Day!

62. Bells are greetings, songs are blessings, autumn leaves are greeting cards, breeze is a handshake, sincerity is a postmark, years are bookmarks, wine is a reward, and happiness is a gift. On this occasion of National Day, I wish you Happy family and prosperous career!

63. It’s National Day again, and people across the country are rejoicing. The gongs and drums are beating to their heart's content, firecrackers are ringing in the sky, the flowers are laughing to their heart's content, and they are singing and dancing to their heart's content.

Fifty-six ethnic groups unite as one, wishing the motherland prosperity and prosperous days!

64. It’s National Day, so I’m in a good mood! You are sure to have good luck when you go out, and you are sure to make a fortune when you walk; you will be happy in whatever you think about, and everything you do will go well with you; you will be happy in whatever you play, and you will be attracted to whatever you post: I wish you a happy National Day and be happy from ear to ear!

65. Don’t rush for the right of way when driving, and be careful about congestion charges; don’t rush to talk to others, or you will be annoyed and tired; as a friend, you are in demand, and seeing you is doubly valuable; national celebrations bless me Check in, I sincerely wish you a happy holiday and a bright heart!

66. National Day is here. Happiness hits your heart, rubs your back easily, comforts your life, happiness touches your world, sweetness wraps your time, good luck bless you future. Happy National Day, friends!

67. Do you know? Ma Guoqing and his wife divorced. I don’t know, why? Why? Everyone in China knows it, but you don’t? have no idea. Why? Because the National Day is too damn short!

68. The National Day holiday is precious, eat, drink and sleep well. Happiness and good fortune are doubled, and happiness is doubled. The wine tastes great and you won’t get drunk from party to party. The scenery is gone, but in retrospect it is still beautiful. I wish you a happy holiday and may you become rich and wealthy soon!

69. Go faster, go slower, and be on time. Celebrate National Day with joy and everyone celebrates it. The people are beautiful and the motherland is the most beautiful. Good mountains and rivers, good life. The sky is vast and the earth is vast, happiness is the greatest. Blessings and prayers, may you be happy. You wish, I wish, *** wish together.

70. The peace of the country and the people are the eternal expectation; the prosperity of the country and the people is the dream of struggle; the beauty of the sky and the beauty of the country are the chants of splendor; the National Day festival is the overlap of happiness. May you enjoy the long holiday with colorful colors, and wish you a happy reunion with thousands of words!

71. The National Day is here again, and I would like to say hello to you; throw away all the busyness and fatigue, and be full of smiles; come to check in happily and leisurely, driving away troubles and annoyances; missing you with the wind across the sea. , I send my blessings; health will always embrace you, and happiness will surround you!

72. The fireworks are brilliant, reflecting the bright sky; the petals of sweet-scented osmanthus dazzle the affectionate eyes; the greetings are heard, and the words fall into the heart; good luck comes on National Day, and happy events in the world continue. I sincerely wish you happiness and joy forever! Happy National Day!

73. It doesn’t matter to me that life is so tiring, that work is boring, that I have to wait in line for promotion, that I promised to eat but got drunk, that my lover still has no place, that I don’t want to wake up in the morning and that I don’t want to sleep at night! The most unbearable thing is that I wish you a happy National Day, but FMD still charges a fee!

74. The holidays must be completed after all, and the work will never be finished, so you still have to go to work tomorrow. But health is the capital of life, and the body cannot be exhausted, so I hope you enjoy the last day of your vacation and be mentally prepared to challenge tomorrow.

75. The roar of gongs and drums and the continuous smiles are the flavor of celebration; the lanterns hanging high and the red silk fluttering are the signals of joy; the festive costumes and sightseeing are the beauty of auspiciousness; blessings and greetings, The deep feeling is because the National Day is here! Happy National Day!

76. Facing the rising sun and covered with glow, the bright five-star red flag rises slowly amid the high-pitched national anthem. It flutters over the vast and fertile land of 9.6 million people. In the hearts of all Chinese people, facing it, we can no longer suppress our inner admiration. We are proud of it.

77. Facing the sun and refreshing autumn breeze, let us stand on the ancient Great Wall with affection, heroism and solemn ceremony, hold up the golden cup, drink and celebrate The fine wine, gently caressing every inch of land under our feet, we wish our dear motherland peace and prosperity and a bright future.

78. To welcome the National Day, my heart is ups and downs and my thoughts are rolling. When I grow up, I must be a scientist and invent new products from generation to generation, so that people can reduce the burden of life, promote the high-tech development of the motherland, put our country in a leading position, give a new thank you to the motherland and the world, and let the teachers' Sweat is not shed in vain, nor is it in vain.

79. The Avenue to Heaven on the snow-covered plateau conveys the nation’s expectations; the united efforts in earthquake relief work create the miracle of life; the glorious return of the Shenzhou spacecraft fulfills every moment of the millennium dream They are all fixed into an eternity of happiness and drawn into a historical picture of the new era. This is a picture that transcends time and space. The protagonist in the picture is you, me, and each of us. Personality Talk about Holidays Funny Talk about Holidays

1. - I don’t want to go to school during the holidays. —Going to school is too painful and I want to take a vacation. I’m so confused.

2. Oh, my God. What should I do? I’m feeling bored before the holiday. Is it a psychological problem?

3. It’s a holiday and I feel relaxed. The only regret is that I can’t see you anymore

4. The teacher is so kind to us. During the holiday, he lets us take our results back so that our parents can be "happy" with us

5 , It’s holiday, watch top students get admitted to key high schools, watch bad students date every day for love, look at me again, who am I?

6. Is there anyone who hasn’t eaten regularly since the holiday?

7. Why is Christmas not a holiday? Because it is not Chinese, so why is Xiami Chinese Valentine’s Day not a holiday even though it is Chinese? Because the school does not allow students to fall in love early. . .

8. On March 8th, the girls took the movie tickets issued by the company and went out in style. There were only a few single men left in the whole building...

9. We went there the day before yesterday It’s holiday! There’s no winter vacation homework! You haven’t taken the exam yet! Click here for no homework...

10. It is difficult to buy train tickets. Ten days before the preschool holiday, I went to the station to buy tickets. While queuing, I heard a brother ask the conductor if there was still a train to Shanghai. The conductor said calmly into the loudspeaker: The bus is available, but the ticket is gone.

11. My dear, I am in love with another girl. He is beautiful, white and tender, and has a good figure. Kissing her is like tasting delicious food. There will be a Dragon Boat Festival holiday in two days, and she asked me to bring her to meet you and wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival.

12. I did a lot of housework during the three-day holiday, and then watched three movies, namely "No One Survived", "Old Paoer" and "Pancake Man". The unmanned drama is expected but still has the charm of a British drama. Lao Pao'er commented yesterday (it was about people born in the 5060s but it reflects the mood of the people across the country). I didn't watch Jianbing before it was released and now I find Dapeng. He is a good actor with a good heart, and Liu Yan is so beautiful. I think the drama that will eventually become popular is also the missing part in everyone's heart.

13. I hate Mid-Autumn Festival and National Day. I hate it when other people have holidays, but I still have to go to work. Hate, hate, hate, hate~~~~

14. Bang bang bang, have you heard the sound of heartbreak? There may not be a holiday on May Day. It was all broken on the floor

15. Since the holiday, I have been doing these boring things over and over again: After eating and sleeping | After sleeping and playing | After playing and eating | After eating and sleeping. . If you continue like this, you will probably become a lazy pig. . . .

16. In fact, there is nothing wrong with sleeping at home, doing homework, and playing on the computer during the holidays.

17. It’s a holiday, it’s the Chinese New Year, I’ve grown up, and school has started. You were lost and sad, only to realize that I lost a lot

18. I finally have a holiday and no longer have to see so many falsehoods. I believe they are also happy

19. It’s a holiday, Please give me a photo of you to put on my doorstep - to ward off evil spirits!

20. Damn it! No matter how much we grow up, we will still have a holiday this year!

21. All I can do in the days when you are not around is to pester my friends to be with them and hang out with them during the holidays. Only in this way will I feel the time

22. The classmate who got fat and wasted on his summer homework! It's time to lose weight for your summer homework.

23. This is breakfast, lunch and dinner respectively. In the evening I went out shopping with my colleagues to watch a movie. I broke the rules and got a bowl of noodles. I only ate half of them. What a sin! I feel like I’ve been holding on for nothing! When I go home for the holiday tomorrow, I feel like my mother will nudge me to death if I don’t eat, so I decided to change my diet, eat less and exercise more in the evening!

24. Today is Children’s Day, and I give you special permission: one day for biting your own fingers, one day for peeing in mud, one day for wearing a bellyband to show off, one day for leaking food, give yourself a day off from work, and cry whenever you want. , just laugh all day long if you want! Have a good holiday

25. It’s so annoying! I miss my baby so much. When do you have a holiday? I will take my baby over to play with me, but my hard-hearted husband says that the economy is not good, but the baby also wants to come, and he and I are disappointed and heartbroken every time.

26. I want to go to school and want to have a holiday. I want to go to school during the holiday. Won ↘

27. I want to go to the sea during the National Day holiday, but I have no one to accompany me.

28. The holiday is coming soon, and my transcripts have to be sent. My parents are going to know that I am so bad at school.

29. I hate holidays because I won’t be able to see the person I love during holidays...

30. Is there anyone like me who can only study when he is studying? Only then did I know what day of the week it was, and I forgot it as soon as it was a holiday

31. Before the accident, he asked his mother for 300 yuan, and planned to go out to play during the weekend. Until he left this world, the money was still in his clothes.

32. School is a place where people pay money and are slow to take vacations.

33. I announce a message: "The students in the second grade of junior high school will have vacation in a few days." "You will graduate in one year."

34. I played LOL today. After playing, I found that the primary school students were on holiday again. .

35. "Life" is - get out of class is over; school is over; vacation is over; graduation is over; enough fun; old age; regret; death.

36. It’s almost the Chinese New Year, and I don’t tell you which day the holiday is. I’m worried every day. It’s really hard to go home. I have the CET-6 exam tomorrow afternoon, and I haven’t finished any questions. I have to have a welcome party tonight, and I have to do it again. Arrive very late.

37. Wine, candles, and feasts, what a wonderful New Year! The only thing missing is your wallet! Happy National Day, friends!

38. It’s a holiday, why can’t I fall asleep suddenly?

39. The eight-day National Day holiday cannot express our love for the motherland.

40. "Boss, is there a holiday for Qingming Festival?" "Why? It's a festival for the dead, and all living people have to work!" "Okay."

41. Me I like going to class, but I hate listening to lectures. I hope there will be no holidays, no graduations, no teachers, and the school will be our world

42. During holidays, I happily accept blessings from others, but I am embarrassed to refuse when teachers send homework during holidays.

43. Every time the teacher says that you have a lot of homework and vacations this semester and need to study hard, then isn’t it you who talks nonsense every time? .

44. [Give me the courage to forget him during the holidays]

45. Working hard without a holiday on May Day is the most glorious.

46. - I went home from vacation and got my mobile phone and waited for the 11 o'clock night traffic girl to show up and let me take a look.

47. The pure meaning of a holiday is to change a place to do homework.?

48. Happy Dragon Boat Festival ~ What the Dragon Boat Festival wants is rice dumplings ~ what it wants is a holiday ~

49. It’s not good at all to be on vacation. It’s no different from school. I just changed my homework in another place. 1031893373

50. “Mom, it’s half past seven, why didn’t you call me? ! I'm going to be late! ""Aren't you on vacation after graduation?" Funny words about vacation

1. When the winter vacation comes, I just have to wait for the mountains of homework.

2. The teacher is not cool or helpful at all, and he assigns so many homework.

3. When dating Mr. Winter Holiday, there will always be a mistress named Winter Holiday Homework.

4. Sorry, my homework is too late. We are not suitable, and the only one I love is him - Mr. Winter Holiday.

5. Copy homework and occasionally need to cut corners.

6. When I was working hard on my homework, I really wanted to pinch the head teacher to death.

7. Our challenge today is to chew Xuanmai chewing gum and write homework at the same time. After a while, there are so many homeworks that we can’t stop.

8. Shouldn’t you be worried about your winter vacation homework now?

9. Let’s break up the homework. I feel like we are not suitable.

10. I can’t burn out all the homework, and the teacher blows me off again.

11. I learned how to swear, learn puppy love, learn to compare, learn to be rebellious, and learn to copy homework. Do you know where it is? It's at school.

12. Teacher, I don’t want to do my homework. That’s not cool at all.

13. Every time I do my homework, I automatically skip a question I don’t know, but this jump is like chewing Xuanmai, and I can’t stop at all.

14. Homework mistress, please respect yourself, I am a person who has a winter vacation.

15. "Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation?" "It expands with heat and shrinks with cold." "Then why do you have the same amount of homework?" "Because the quality remains the same."

16. Ancestor, I will burn some homework for you and help me with the questions. If you have any questions, call our teacher over and ask.

17. When dating Mr. Winter Vacation, there will always be a mistress called Winter Vacation Homework.

18. I originally had the urge to finish my winter vacation homework in one go. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.

19. "What kind of person do you think I am?" "He is a person who ruins other people's winter vacation!"

20. Toss a coin: If it's heads, go online, if it's tails, go to bed. , stood up and went to do homework.

21. Some teachers are really happy. When I copy homework, she says, why should I copy other people’s homework? I might as well leave it empty. I hand it in empty, but she says I hand it in empty.

22. In fact, I don’t want to have a blind date with my homework, it’s all forced by the teacher!

23. These days, no one will believe you are a student if you don’t fall in love early, don’t be mean, don’t cheat, don’t be rebellious, don’t copy your homework, and don’t play with your mobile phone.

24. The homework is about to come to the fire. You just got into the fire. Can't you find a bigger fire? How can you burn all the homework with so much homework?

25. Use one sentence to describe our winter vacation: we passed the first day of junior high school, but we couldn’t pass the fifteenth day.

26. I originally had the urge to finish my winter vacation homework in one go, but fortunately I have strong self-control.

27. "Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation?" "It expands with heat and shrinks with cold!" "Then why do winter vacation homework have as much homework as summer vacation homework?" "The quality remains the same!"

28. Teacher, I’ve been saving my homework for the whole winter vacation, and I’m feeling emotional. Why don’t we just hand it in?

29. Homework mistress, please respect yourself, I am a person who has a winter vacation.

30. "What kind of person do you think Zongzong is?" "He is a person who specializes in ruining other people's winter vacation!"

31. I am really a carefree person. I just left during the summer vacation. I'm just thinking about winter vacation.

32. My winter vacation homework is like a concubine vying for favor, and I can’t wait to sleep with him. However, since the winter vacation, I have been diligent and caring for the people, caring about Potato and Tencent, and have not even stepped into the harem.

33. "Wow, it's snowing!" "No, it's God tearing up his winter vacation homework."

34. My favorite winter vacation and the school I hate the most I gave birth to a baby, called homework, and I was asked to raise it, ugh.

35. These days, I don’t have dozens of papers and seven or eight winter vacation homework books in my hand, and I am embarrassed to tell people that school is on vacation.

36. I broke up with me during the winter vacation, all because of that bitch at the beginning of school.

37. I made an appointment with my classmates to watch the Spring Festival Gala on New Year’s Eve and burn my winter vacation homework to keep warm.

38. Homework is a breathing pain, and it lives in all corners of the winter vacation.

39. Mr. Zuo, I blame you. I have never been alone with Mr. Winter Holiday, and now Mr. Winter Holiday has broken up with me!

40. Sorry, my mother asked me to marry the school during the winter vacation.

41. School starts tomorrow, and those students who have not done their winter vacation homework yet will definitely achieve great things, because they are calmer than ordinary people, calm in the face of danger, and calm as water!

42. Winter vacation is my beauty, summer vacation is my beauty, why are you the light bulb between us?

43. New Year’s Day is over, and it’s time to get ready for the winter vacation.

44. "The summer vacation is over, what does it mean?" "School is about to start." "Wrong, it means the winter vacation is coming."

45. I want to raise a bunch of minions to help me with my winter vacation homework.