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Ask your boss for an apology letter.

Dear female leader:

Hello!

I am writing this letter because I have to. There are three reasons. First, this job is suitable for me to give full play to my strengths, and I don't want to give up easily. Second: the salary of the company is enough for my fashionable consumption concept of flowing water every month. There may be no other shop after this village. Third: I don't want others to think that one mountain can't accommodate two tigers. I was beaten out of the water, and the loser became a deserter of Kou.

In order to show my sincerity, I adopted an open, fair and just attitude and announced the true content of this apology letter to people with insight from all walks of life.

Apologize:

I shouldn't be more beautiful than you, more fashionable than you, and let the eyes of male compatriots in the company revolve around me. After coughing three times, staring five times and criticizing countless times, you still don't know how to repent and ignore your own existence. How can I turn a blind eye to you and pay great attention to an ordinary female employee? The more serious consequence is to make people in the old company mistake me for a leader. This accident has seriously hurt your self-esteem. Next time, I solemnly apologize to you. Next time a male colleague follows me, I promise Chairman Mao: For the sake of internal unity in the company, please respect the self-esteem of female leaders and love you more than me.

Apologize 2:

I should be less educated than you, and the scheme of designing drawings is better than you every time, let alone understand the bird language of the Three Kingdoms. I stole your thunder when negotiating with foreign-funded enterprises, impressed the general manager and arranged for me to sit next to you at the dinner table. It happens that I can drink more than you. When you frequently raise your glasses to show that you have ulterior motives, I should have kept my face from jumping up, let you tear off the mask of leadership that was high above you in the past, cry like a little girl, reveal some company secrets, and turn the general manager's face into pig liver color. He was afraid that you would tell the truth after drinking, severely criticized you, gagged you and forced you to reveal some secrets. I swear to god: you didn't talk about the relationship with the general manager at that time, so you don't have to eat or sleep well. You always want something from me, whether intentionally or unintentionally. Your mouth is steady. If you don't tell, we naturally don't know. You can rest assured.

Apologize 3:

I should not let the general manager have any illusions about me. I won't be the fourth person's important position to rob your third party. You can try to relax. I can guarantee my present position with my working ability. To tell the truth, a soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier, but unlike you, I don't want to be a general, so you don't have to worry about how to beat me.

I sincerely apologize to you for the above reasons. If you are still not satisfied, you can spread the gossip again, and I will take it seriously and be unambiguous.