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If boys chase girls for romance, please girls.

Romantic words of boys chasing girls;

1, I want you in this life and the next.

I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years.

Wherever you are, as long as you need me, I will fly back to find you.

Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't say it. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you.

When I don't want to wake up, only my lonely figure is projected on the wall by the desk lamp.

6. I don't know if loving you is a reason for caring.

7, the earth is still turning, the world is still fickle, I love you forever.

8. For you, rain or shine will never change.

9. I have surrendered to you unconditionally, and you can sign a love contract!

10, I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I come to God.

1 1. Drink your wine of love. If you don't have a refill, you will be thirsty for life.

12, maybe I don't have hot love like the sun, and I don't have long-lasting love like running water. I only know that I have always loved you and tried my best for you.

13, if possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.

14, watching you smile, I suddenly found that I really am the happiest person in the world.

15, no clothes fit better than your love, and no decoration is more charming than your love.

Every time I feel depressed, I think of your smile and encouragement, which makes me face it firmly. Thank you!

17, your words have been locked in my memory. You can keep the key for me all my life!

18, what you see is the truest me, an endless touch, touching that there are you and me in this world!

Please be my baby.

20. People always get old. I hope you will still be by my side.

2 1, if falling in love with you is also a mistake, I firmly believe that this will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

22. If living is God's greatest gift to me, then living with you is God's greatest gift to me in my mission.

To please girls:

1, I always miss you, although we can't have every minute together.

I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I can't bear to leave you, even though you said so firmly.

Really, what if I lost you and won the whole world?

The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

After knowing you, I found that I can give so willingly.

Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If you don't want to, I hope to have an afterlife.

7. May every meteor in the sky shine for you.

I thought I could be strong without you, and finally I knew I couldn't.

9. There is really no way to replace your feelings with one sentence.

10 I like your smile and look at you quietly. My sadness flies away like a cloud.

1 1. I want to sublimate a short poem about your love into a long prose.

12, I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, illuminating my life forever.

13, my love opens for you, like white lightning breaking the sky; My love runs for you, like red blood filling my body.

14, I love you with my old sadness and my childhood loyalty.

15, although I can't satisfy your greatest material life, I can satisfy you with my heart.

16. Missing is like a river, which flows endlessly to the sea and my heart.

17, if I can change you and let you stay in my sight for life, I won't stay.

18, if falling in love with you is also a mistake, I firmly believe that this will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

19, do you know that I am lonely for you for a hundred years, and the love song for a thousand nights is only for you?

20. What you see is the real me, an endless touch that you and I have the most beautiful existence in this world.

2 1, you are the one who always supported me when I was in the most difficult time.

22. Your words have been locked in my memory. Please keep the key for my whole life.

23. My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you.

24. Every time I am frustrated, I will recall your little smile and your encouragement, so that I can face it firmly. Thank you!

If boys chase girls,

1, I have surrendered to you unconditionally, and you can sign a love contract!

I really want to hold you from now on and hold you tightly until I come to God.

3. Every time I am frustrated, I will recall your little smile and your encouragement, so that I can face it firmly. Thank you!

Wherever you are, whenever you need me, I will fly back to you.

If falling in love with you is a mistake, I am convinced that it will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

6. Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.

I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years.

8. The great ship of time can't erase my thoughts of you. Even if the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, your figure will remain in my heart forever.

9. What you see is the real me, an endless touch that you and I are the most beautiful beings in this world!

10, I wonder if loving you is a considerate reason?

1 1, the earth is still turning, the world is still changing, and I love you forever.

12, no clothes fit better than your love, and no decoration is more charming than your love.

13, maybe I don't have hot love like the sun, and I don't have long-lasting love like running water. I only know that I have always loved you and tried my best for you.

14, whatever I want in this life and the next, it's you.

15. Don't ask me how much I love you. I really can't tell you. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. I can eat and sleep every day, but I can't miss you.

16, for you, rain or shine, it won't change.

17, your words have been locked in my memory. You can keep the key for me all my life!

18, drink your wine of love. If you don't have a refill, you will be thirsty for life.

19, people always get old. I hope you will still be by my side then.

If possible, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.

2 1, if you are cold, I will hold you in my arms; If you hate, I will wipe away your tears; If you love me, I will broadcast it to the whole world; If you leave me, I will bear it silently.

22. When I don't want to wake up, only my lonely figure is projected on the wall by the desk lamp.

23. Without your love, it is difficult to recover the living goal.

24. If living is God's greatest gift to me, then living with you is God's greatest gift to me in my mission.

Please be my baby.

Although I can't satisfy your greatest material life, I can satisfy you with my heart.

Chasing girls

1. The tip of love is better than touch. Learn to charge before falling in love, love is connected with high-voltage electricity, love friction produces static electricity, love is dark, love needs power supply, love is exhausted, and power needs to be generated as soon as possible. It is best to practice golden eyes, accumulate enough strength and look back at the dim lights. Love is sticking to each other and caring for each other. I wish you a sweet love all your life!

2. Love makes me learn to be firm, time makes me learn to cherish, I learn to wait when I know you, and I find that happiness is not vigorous, but meeting you, having your company, feeling the colorful world, and being happy because of you.

After falling in love with you, I feel like a fish. You are like the sea. If I can't swim around in your world, I will definitely suffocate. Dear, let me accompany you and wander with you!

Love runs for you, like red blood filling your body. ....

No matter what happens in the future, or what you become, you are still my favorite person.

6. No matter in this life or in the afterlife ... I just want you. .....

Wherever you are, as long as you need me, I will fly back to find you.

8. Don't look at me vulgar, that means I am sincere, don't look at me stupid, that means I am sincere to you, don't look at me stupid, that's because after falling in love with you, don't look at me handsome, that's because I am the most handsome in your heart!

9. Bring the warmth of spring breeze, the coolness of summer rain, the brightness of autumn moon, the whiteness of winter snow and the charm of embellishing the countryside to you. Please reply that I love you so that you can receive this generous gift.

10. I miss you very much at the moment. Please take care of yourself for me.

1 1. Looking at you quietly is a kind of happiness, smiling at you quietly is a kind of happiness, listening to you quietly is a kind of happiness, and saying good night to you before going to bed is also a kind of happiness. Anyway, I love you.

12. The earth is still changing, and the world is still changing. I love you forever.

13. I have surrendered to you unconditionally, so you can sign a love contract.

14. The wind blows my hair gently, and the leaves float gently beside you. Looking at the blue sky and sitting on the green grass is so warm and harmonious. I really want to stop this moment and let us be happy together for a lifetime!

15. The dry river appears in the most beautiful chapter of the poem, because all thoughts flow into your heart, and the starry sky appears in the most romantic melody of the ballad, because all the love for you flashes in your intoxicating smile time.

16. Give me some time and I will break up with her as soon as possible. Don't worry, I'll give you a name.

17. If you drink your own wine of love, you will be thirsty for a lifetime without a refill.

18. Being with you always makes me forget the existence of time.

19. Many people ask what love is, but I don't understand. I will only tell them: is it like the expression when I miss you, shy and sweet? Is it as clear and affectionate as the way I look at you? I really love you. I love you very much.

20. Recall details and taste happiness; Dating you, unrequited love to confession; I care about you and you care about me? Those who love you and your heart, I want to have both; When wrinkles fill my eyes, when I am too old to speak, I will accompany you to watch the sunset.

2 1. Even if you don't love me, I will protect you all my life.

22. Loneliness is a kind of blue, like the rolling clouds of the sea, and missing is a kind of blue, like the sky connected with the cape. When I turn around and can't see your face, I will miss you. You are not alone in your dream. I miss you, dear.

23. Since you have lived in my heart for several years without paying the rent, and because I stayed with you in my dream and didn't get enough sleep, dear, please promise to be my girlfriend!

24. In this life ... if ... I can't have you, I will hate myself. .............

25. Just keep you in my heart.

26. When you see the information, don't flatter yourself. I sent it to your best friend. Please help me convey my love for her, because I am too shy to have the courage. Please convey it to me. I finally remembered what you said, which is very memorable. You said your best friend is yourself!

27. Nothing special, just want to hear your voice.

28. Without you, it seems like a year, and I celebrate with you every year. Without you, I eat instant noodles and eggs, but with you, my three meals are different. Honey, come back and end my miserable life.

29. No clothes fit better than your love, and no decoration is more charming than your love.

30. I miss you ... everyday ...

3 1. Those irrelevant things, once done with me, become meaningless.

32. I am so touched by your kindness, and now I rely on you! Your kindness spoiled me without you. What should I do? I haven't heard your voice all day. How can you sleep in the middle of the night Can you tell me?

You have brought me the biggest impact in my life, and I will remember this life.

34. You filled my life with love and tears. .....

35. You are wind, I am sand, you are cow dung, I am fork, you are tongue, I am tooth, you are fish and I am shrimp. When you are tired, I want to be a sofa; When you are hungry, I want to make tofu. Baby, I love you without exaggeration!

36. Your vines are entangled with my saplings; You fly sand, I walk stone, the sky flutters; Your remote control and my TV set are wonderful again and again, dear, if we help each other, our life will be better.

You have been coming into my life, and I have been preparing for you all my life.

38. You will always be the most elegant, special and charming in my heart.

39. Do you know? I scattered a dream for you, scattered the eternal old dream, and the lonely heart no longer throbbed; I closed a door for you, closed the door of happiness and sweetness, and frozen love can no longer boil.

Your words have been locked in my memory. You can keep the key for me all my life.

4 1. Your name fills my heart ... Let me love you forever! ! ! ! !

42. I am angry with you and tease you just because I like you; Learn from you and follow you, just because I fall in love with you; I love you and obey you only because I want to chase you; Miss you, love you, just want to kiss you; I love you and understand you. I just want to ask if you can accompany me for a lifetime.

43. Let me accompany you, and God will give you a generous gift. There are no flowery words to express sincere friendship, only a heart that will always beat for you. That's how I really feel, no matter how I care about you day and night.

44. People will get old. I hope you are still with me.

Whenever you need me, I will come at once and do my best for you.

46. If you are cold, I will hold you in my arms; If you hate it, I will wipe away your tears ... if you love me, I will broadcast it to the world; If you leave *, I will bear it silently. ....

47. God predestined us to be together. Ask if you care, see if you are happy, kiss you if you love you, worry if you don't see you for a day, love you all your life, love you only once in your life, and the earthquake has brought a heart.

48. Life is sad occasionally. No big deal. With your sweet smile, your troubles will collapse in an instant, and your anguish will disappear in the blink of an eye. You are my pistachio, I want to cherish you. I want you to know: I love you more than ever!

49. I miss planting buttonwood. The season of parting is flourishing. Every time I look up at the sky, there will always be a shadow to remind myself that it is painless to love and miss you. There is no difference in this life.

Although I can't satisfy your greatest material life ... I can satisfy you with my heart. ..

5 1. I love you, with the enthusiasm of old sadness and the loyalty of childhood? ..

52. I confiscated time and stopped the moment when we fell in love. I gathered time to witness the moment when we fell in love. I dumped the sea and couldn't put out the flame of our love. Honey, marry me, and love will witness this moment.

53. I can't write love letters, I can only write' heart' .....

54. I will never make a promise to any woman, and I will never do what I did for you for any woman. How different you are in my heart!

I promise I won't let anyone hurt you, including myself. Believe me, I will give you happiness.

56. My love is open for you, like white lightning breaking the sky;

57. Only you know my world.

I swear ... fifty years later ... I still love you as much as I do now. ...

59. I am very happy because I met you. I am very happy because I have you. I am very happy because of your love. I am very happy because of your company. My happiness exists because of you.

60. I am the blackboard and you are the white chalk. Our combination makes words witness our vivid love; I am a relief stone and you are a chisel. Let art witness our deep love!

6 1. I eat rice every day and all I can think about is you! I never eat noodles. I want to see you every day! I just drink and don't eat vegetables. It's your fault all my life!

62. I want to sublimate a short poem about your love into a long life essay.

63. I want to turn my feelings for you into warm sunshine. I hope that light can warm your heart.

I want to send my thoughts to the scattered stars. I hope that little starlight can shine into your window and sleep well with you.

65. I must give you another minute of life. When you leave, let me hold your hand tightly, just like when we sleep on weekdays.

66. I thought I was strong, but I was afraid of losing you and thought I didn't care, but I really loved you and thought I could change, but I was too headstrong and thought I loved you by you.

67. I would like to lift the afterglow of the sunset for you to pick, and I would like to leave this moment to my pet forever. I would like to become a nameless grass, often hiding in the time when your eyes are watching, ordinary in the place where your footprints have passed.

68. I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you all my life.

69. I am willing to spend 10 million years waiting for you to smile like a warm sun in early spring.

70. I just need a harbor where I can rest. ..

7 1. Anyway, as long as you I love can live safely, I want nothing more.

72. I like your tone, like your silly smile, like taking a bath with you, like sleeping with you, like your smell, like listening to you say I want it, like your every minute, silly you! This is my pride!

73. Acacia is a gorgeous red, strong and intoxicating; Robinia pseudoacacia is brilliant yellow, dazzling; Acacia is about to drip green, fresh and charming; Acacia is dark, pure and regretless!

74. I miss you like a doll who has been with me for so many years. I must hold it when I fall asleep. I think you, like those words that grew up with me, will sprout inexplicably. I miss you, just like this short message at the moment, inadvertently sent at your fingertips.

75. The feeling of missing you is like: cooking without salt; Apples should not be too sweet; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping. I will miss you when I have time, and I will miss you when I have no time. If I really can't spare the time, I will-do nothing but miss you!

76. Miss, turn into a breeze, brush your face, with my miss, my kiss and my love; I hope this breeze can blow my thoughts into your mind, put a kiss close to your lips and bring my love into your heart.

77. The new three obedience and four virtues: the wife should follow when she goes out, obey her orders and blindly follow her mistakes; The wife has to wait for makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and endure beatings.

78. I look at your face with my eyes, smell your smell with my nose, and listen to your voice with my ears, but you are not in my mind, because you have been imprinted in my heart forever.

79. I met you by chance, paid attention to you after two meetings, missed you for three times and four dates, and I should like you for 90%. I'm sure I love you. It takes a hundred years to meet true love, and a thousand years to fulfill you. Are you willing to do anything?

80. I haven't seen you for a day. I miss you very much. I haven't seen you for two days. I'm on pins and needles. I haven't seen you for three days, and the Yellow River is flooding. I haven't seen you for four days, and my beard has been growing. I haven't seen you for five days, and I am utterly confused. I haven't seen you for six days, and I miss you very much. Dear, it's sunny on July 7th. Let's meet.

8 1. Laugh it off, I love you deeply. When I am alone, my heart beats to 180. I am lucky to have three students. Thank you for living under one roof every day in my life. This is our future goal. Dear, I want to shout out: I love you!

I will cherish it even more because I know I can't live without you. ....

83. Every night with your voice is no longer lonely.

84. I am too old to be crazy about love, and I never believe in the story of love at first sight! I miss you, but I can't help it What you see is the real me! Never-ending touching! Touching the world with you, the most beautiful existence!

85. As long as you are by my side, everything else becomes unimportant.

86. As long as you are willing, let me know when you are frustrated and need a shoulder most, and I will appear immediately.

87. Enjoy the scenery on weekends and enjoy the fragrance when traveling. No matter how heavy the workload is, health comes first. Care about me, sweet is by your side. Leisure with me, shopping all over the sky. May you have a rest and have a nice weekend! Skills of chasing girls

88. Since I entered your world, I have never been able to go out. You have adjusted the frequency of my heart, and my mind is full of your mark; I want to be your shadow and follow in your footsteps; Holding the pen of acacia, I only wrote three words: I miss you so much!

To please girls.

To please girls.

1. After watching a movie with a woman you just met, you can say, "You really look like someone in the movie!" She would be flattered.

2. When she did something inappropriate, such as confusing leeks with wheat seedlings. You steal: "you are a good family, you can't recognize these two strains."

On the bus, you see a beautiful lady. If she has a magazine in her hand, you might as well say, "Do you like this magazine, too? It's really delicious, and I haven't missed every issue. "

4. "I didn't expect to have a talented woman like you around me!" Whether it is true or not, she will be very comfortable after listening.

5. When visiting scenic spots, if a woman sits not far from you and you want to strike up a conversation with her, start like this: "Are you a student? I seem to have seen you when I was eating in the cafeteria. " Actually, you haven't met her.

6. "I seem to have seen your photo in a photo studio!" This inference is valid for the inspiration of strange women.

When it rained heavily on your way to the library, it happened that a girl next to you didn't bring an umbrella. At this time, you might as well say, "Let's go together, we will catch cold in the rain."

8. There is really no good way. You might as well take something and ask her, "Did you lose this thing?" Of course, she has lost a lot, but she will have a good impression on your kindness.

9. While reading in the classroom, I suddenly found a beautiful girl sitting opposite. You are not in her class. At this time, you should read patiently and don't look around. Wait a minute, then ask, "Do you have a dictionary? I don't know a word here. "

10. To a woman whose relationship is about to break up: "Where can I find a woman like you? Yours is really a bit dull, just because you are in this mountain. "

1 1. Walking in the street, a girl with a good figure came face to face. When the time comes, you greet him generously: "Your windbreaker is really beautiful. Where did you buy it? " In fact, you are a drunkard's sake, and everyone knows that you can't wear women's clothes.

12. For a newly divorced woman: "I recently read an article in the newspaper entitled' If you marry a chicken, you don't have to follow it', which is really enjoyable."

13. At the weekend dance, you said to your partner, "You dance really well. Can I ask you to dance next time? " Actually, after that, you can invite her after the next song.

14. Say to a woman with higher education: "Generally speaking, it is difficult to find beautiful girls in universities. This may be because they are easily disturbed by their male classmates in middle school. Please tell us about your tricks. "

15. You saw a young lady in the photo studio who met her own aesthetic standards. At this time, you can walk up to her and say, "You must wear this dress to take pictures, and the effect will be very good." God knows if it's good.

16. Say to a girl with a low education: "Although I don't fully agree that' a woman's talent is virtue', I always feel that a girl's secondary school education is enough. Regardless of your secondary school education, your IQ is no worse than that of some people who study by death. " In this way, you can satisfy her vanity.

17. Say to a girl with a unique hairstyle: "You didn't do this hairstyle in this city, did you?" I will know as soon as I guess. "

18. Say to a girl who is enjoying her photos: "Art comes from life, and artistic beauty is the true reflection of the beauty of life."

19. Say to a girl who never likes to talk: "You are the quietest girl here."

20. Say to a woman who is dissatisfied with her photo: "I don't recognize you after seeing your photo. Just two people. "

2 1. Say to a girl who always likes to talk: "You are the most lively and lovely girl here." If you like a girl of her type.

22. For a woman with a poetic name, you can pat her like this: "You are as poetic as your name."

23. Say to a girl who loves to cry: "As sentimental as Lin Daiyu. You must be a kind and gentle girl. "

24. Say to a girl who doesn't like to cry: "You must be strong. I see that you are very assertive in your work, and you have never been such a mother-in-law like other women. "

25. Say to a girl who never likes to go out: "I can't believe that a beautiful girl like you has no one to date you."

26. Say to a woman who worships knowledge: "My recently published article was written under your inspiration.

In order to thank you for your inspiration, I specially invite you to dinner today. "

27. Say to a girl who loves cleanliness: "It's really feminine. Look, how exquisite! She will be a good housewife in the future. "

28. Say to an introduced woman: "People say you are close, but I think everyone wants to be close to you."

29. Say to a woman who can cook, "Blessed are those who make friends with you. Everything, and the work is not bad. "

30. Face the nurse in white and say, "Now you are the ambassador in white. In fact, you are still an angel after work. "

3 1. Say to a girl who doesn't wear makeup: "I never like girls who wear heavy makeup. You see how tacky! "

32. Say to a woman who never wants to be the first bird: "I really admire your lifestyle and am very calm. Although you look young, you are smart. "

33. Say to a melancholy girl, "You seem very sad. Did you lose something? "

34. For a girl who loves makeup, it is necessary to change the way: "Being able to make up is different. It seems that your aesthetic taste is quite unusual. You must have studied beauty? "

35. Say to a woman who just talked to her boss, "Your opinion is the opinion of all of us. I admire your courage. "

36. Say to a woman with long hair: "The Book of Songs says,' Out of its east gate, there are women like clouds'. Or the traditional long hair is beautiful and moving. Because it is most in line with the aesthetic taste of China people. "

37. The girl you often meet and like very much. When you meet her, you might as well say, "Good luck. We can always meet. "

38. Say to a girl with short hair: "You look really energetic, and the elegance of professional women is all in it."

When you see a woman you haven't seen for a long time, you should say, "Why haven't I seen you?"? Today, let's talk for a while. "

40. Say to a girl who sings well: "Listening to your songs is simply a pleasure."

4 1. I met a beautiful salesgirl and said, "When do you get off work?"

42. Say to a girl next to the beautiful girl you fall in love with: "I really envy you, having such a good person to accompany you all day."

43. Say to a girl who likes others to find her: "I wanted to find you earlier, but I was worried that you were too busy."

44. At the railway station, you met a woman who moved you. She is carrying a lot of luggage. You can say, "Let me help you. This is a man's duty. "

45. For a girl who helped you, she turned to thank you. At dinner, I said, "It's mainly your own efforts. My little help is nothing. It's really nothing. "

46. When you meet a beautiful girl in the swimming pool, you should speak naturally: "People who swim a lot are always tanned, but you are not."

47. For a girl who has helped you, even a little help, you should seriously and exaggeratedly thank her: "Thanks to your help, I couldn't have achieved such results without your help."

48. Say to a filial girl, "My mother always praises you. My sister is just like you. "

49. Say goodbye to the girl at the just-concluded meeting: "Your speech was wonderful. I want to talk to you sometime. Your conversation is very helpful to me. "