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My husband is going to sing "Who are you dating again tonight?" I don't know what he means. Last week, I found out that he was having an affair, and so far I have found out.

The bond of blood

The heroine has a strong personality, but the plot involves her father and daughter. Please don't go to see it if you don't like it. )

Cinderella of disaster

My wife likes to pick up girls.

Author: Qiu Meng

The treacherous twin brother pretended to be ill and carried her back to China to be free.

She had to dress up as a man to sit in town,

Socialization and entertainment are commonplace.

But is there anything wrong with this blue three-year-old sexual orientation?

I'm not interested in her beautiful sister in Hong Kong.

But invite her to have morning tea as a man?

God seems to want to deceive people,

She returned to women's clothing and went shopping, but she met him.

I have to deny that they know each other,

Tell Ben to go to work again so that she can stay out of the limelight.

Teach him to guess and guess, but he can't guess,

It's just that he's not a fuel-efficient lamp,

Knowing "",he turned her into an army. ...

Heartbeat is meaningless.

Author: Xi Juan

Six years? He loved her for six years? With a photo of her in high school, he loved her deeply for six years! ? How brave! This guy ... but this guy has brains! Everyone regards her as a buddy, and he knows how to appreciate her handsome beauty! She doesn't seem to love him, and she seems a little sorry for him? All right! If there must be a man to love, pick him; Although, she just met him ... just, what kind of man is this? Bodyguard? Mafia boss? Or the son of a tycoon? Whoever he is! Falling in love with him, her life must be more and more interesting! delight ...

star

I think he is a popular president, but he always gives orders and no one dares to disobey him.

Only this stupid woman with few tendons always openly opposes him,

Not only was he late for picking up the plane, but he also crashed his car and even pretended to be asleep at the meeting!

Angry, he ordered her to go down to 18 level and go directly to the grassroots to reflect.

Who knows that she not only can't understand his "painstaking", but also uses resignation to be an eyesore.

At the moment, he is even flirting with his good friend and even asking him to be cool and leave.

What happened to her head? I cann't believe I approached him like an invincible handsome guy,

As an infectious disease that destroyed the earth, he suddenly ran away and dragged her to bed to "teach her a lesson".

I thought she would be obedient to him from now on, afraid to play the devil's advocate,

Unexpectedly, she always has a way to detonate his ultimate volcano and make him talk.

What is even more exciting is that she had him when he was blind eight years ago.

An engagement ring for the girl I love, because I finally met each other,

Isn't it time to bury the hatchet and get back together?

But why did she throw the ring back to him and let them take care of themselves from now on?

The heroines in the star books are all very clever.

My wife is serving Luo hard.

Duan Tianyao-a bloody childe who stomps his feet and shakes the mountains.

Before I met Hong Ling, I lived a black-and-white life filled with official documents.

When I met her, my life not only changed color, but also had heart-shaped symbols all over the sky.

It is not easy to find someone who makes him so out of control. It's natural to strike first.

It's just hard to make beautiful women extremely difficult.

I always take goodbye as my mantra. I like to hug my buddy.

Enough! Don't take her into the auditorium.

He is worried that he will change from a gentleman to a wolf. ...

Wait a minute, Hong Ling, who is playing cool, has blossomed more recently.

Among them, Duan Tianyao is the most golden, gentle and clever, and also the most troublesome one.

Alas! If she hadn't cleaned up her father's grievances, she wouldn't have got into trouble with this big shot.

That's great. He wants to talk to her about love from time to time.

But her father and a bunch of butterflies always "negotiate" with her

In order to be quiet, she can't leave a troublemaker like him.

dishonest

Author: Xi Juan

Sun is a black sheep. She runs counter to her bones and is stubborn and willful. She was so angry that she didn't want to die, especially after taking him away ... He never thought he would fight with others, but he did, and it was her. He never thought that self-discipline would make him lose his mind, but he was crazy and the object was still her. He never thought he would ask for a dead end, just a dead end-the day he wanted to hang out with her until he died.

The book that impressed Xi Juan the most was The Lady's Sister in Pure Accident.

Notes on Xi Juan's Cool Summer Campus

[Introduction to Books]

Zhan Feng College welcomes handsome guys, beautiful women and rich children to apply! However, besides looking good, please remember to weigh the skin! Let's say she is a butterfly-although she doesn't have a beautiful face, her excellent genes from the principal, mother and father with a master's degree in mathematics not only make a splash in the student union, but also make the underworld boss who skips classes for six days a week cold and arrogant! Alas! I can't help it Being too clever will lead to such trouble! However, he said that if she wants to marry her, does she have to marry him? Wait slowly! At the moment, she is in her prime, and there are still many things to do! First of all, of course, her parents are rare in the world. ...

Embrace blue eyes boldly

Author: Guling

[Introduction to Books]

She is not gay, but all her friends are gay.

She is beautiful, lively and generous.

Unfortunately, it's a little ... er ... well, not a little,

That's rude.

Simply put-a man and a woman!

She likes mature men, but she can't catch up with them.

However, occasionally ... er ... no, the only time I want to come is acceptable.

Who taught that man to have charming blue eyes!

Wow! The fascinating man's background is "tough" and he has a strong heart function. I can't stand it!

But-whatever! She is the only suitable candidate!

However, I didn't know my heart was made of meat until I fell in love.

Stay with him. ...

Miss Xia Diao's shame

Author: Guling

[Introduction to Books]

He doesn't want to be a great soldier at all. He just hoped that the five brothers and sisters would give him less trouble.

Why ... alas.

The most puzzling thing is that I accidentally bumped into someone and dyed my whole body with white hair.

You can also form a "deep hatred" and accept the harassment of "duel" from time to time.

That "home" is still a dazzling girl, but her temper is irresistible.

You're kidding! Why did he win again? Obviously, he wanted her to slap him or punch him,

How did it become-he ate her tofu! ?

Last time it was, last time it was the neck, last time it was the cheek, and this time ... it was the box!

No! He swore that she assembled it herself. ...

Flame amber

Author: Qiu Ji

She just moved to this quiet century-old house.

I was haunted by a mentally retarded old ghost,

Ancestors and grandfathers stood by the old ghost,

Ask her to help the grandson of the old ghost, get married and have children and pass them on to future generations.

She found the grandson of the old ghost and embarrassed him by kicking the door and throwing shoes.

But he helped her put on her shoes and gently took her first kiss.

The wonderful smell spread over them and they couldn't stop.

But at this time, she found that he had something to hide from her. ...

He has little interest in girls since he was a child.

When I grow up, I have female allergies and can't touch women.

I thought I could only live so miserable in my life.

But a beautiful, unruly and lovely woman appeared,

Facing her, it would be fine if he didn't take medicine for his illness.

The two enjoyed the physical and mental happiness they had never had since they were born.

At this time, his parents and fiancee came from America.

Without giving him a chance to explain, she disappeared,

He is sad and helpless. ...

Spicy school flower

Author: Luo

The result of the bet is announced, and the big loser tonight is Lan Fei!

Punishment: random code selection, harassment-

"hello! Please help with the test, from 1 press 0 ... "

The innocent victim did as he was told.

"Thank you, after our test, your IQ is 0!"

Hang up, LanFei cheered for the happy ending of the prank.

I don't know that the other party is already playing revenge in full swing. ...

In less than a day, Ye discovered that the prankster was the beauty queen of Caesar College.

From then on, he vowed to fight Lan Fei with an angelic face and a demonic heart.

Ha ha! Even God helped him and made her his new maid.

Once again, he is in harmony with others, and he can only succeed and not fail.

How do you know that Lan Fei cracked his tricks one by one and disintegrated his defense?

Let him from hate to love, this war is in a hurry. ...

Blade Runner

Blade runner fell in love with a cold-blooded black cat, but this time, he didn't hunt to satisfy his hunger.

Not selling herself for profit, but acting as a guardian angel to realize her wish!

Well (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... a woman's heart is not generally sinister.

She wants to crush her relatives and absorb their hard work.

Let all evil people get nothing! Yeah!

I didn't expect that there are women with the same attributes in the world.

He is willing to play the role of "scavenger" and kill them all for her.

However, this cold-blooded little woman seems unable to understand the magic of love.

The husband who "goes through fire and water" chooses to launch the heart door.

My mother tried to murder her when I was a child, my father abandoned her and my grandfather used her as a pawn for revenge.

Let her die, make her feel inferior,

The result of revenge made her blame herself more deeply.

And his "bloody" means of showing love made her love and fear. ...

I like this ~

Title: masochist Lang Jun Author: Li Xian (Ceng Li)

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Title: Battle of the Evil Girl Author: Pan Asia (Through Time and Space)

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Title: Fox loves sheep Author: Modi (The man is cunning and eats the woman to death at the same time ~ Very nice novel ~ Ga Ga ~)

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(and the family background is super strong ~ the hostess said it was super personal ~ and the hostess said it was super martial arts ~)

The hostess is calm, cold and smart ~

~o(∩_∩)o ... haha ~ Quote:

I like this kind of thing very much ~

Title: You love me. Author: Ji Xiang (disguised as a man ~ super like this kind of woman ~)

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The cool girl on the pillow: Nie Shaoqi (about the underworld ~ the woman is the man ~)

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Title: Zi Yuan Flower Blossom Author: Qiu Ji (cool woman, mother of two children ~)

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Title: Night Kwai's Ice Lover Author: Lin Yuhua (Ghost Moon Hunter Series-Goshawk) (the female host is indifferent ~ likes ice ~ the male host is also more indifferent)

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Title: Who says I can't like you? ! Author: Leng Yue (super nice! ~ The man is so cute ~ Simple ~ The woman is calm, elegant and charming ~ Not bad ~)

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Title: Disaster Cinderella Author: Luo

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Title: The President's Roommate, Bad Author: Qiu Meng (Where is the woman with great personality ~)

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Title: Kissing Lang Jun Author: Zi Ying

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Title: A strong woman is changed into a babysitter by Yike.

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Title: Satan's Love by Ying Ji

(super fun ~ two women and two men ~ and two women love money ~)

(The most interesting thing is Ying Si ~ personality, personality ~)

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Title: Undercover Bride Author: Star (very nice ~ porridge ~)

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Title: Joking little husband Author: Star (Wow, haha ~ The hostess has super personality ~ Cool ~ Handsome enough! ~ brotherhood ~)

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Title: Jun Fu in Qin Dynasty Author: Maybelle (the woman pretends to be ugly in order not to let her stepmother see her beauty ~ the man is cool ~ the plot is very light ~)

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Title: The rising sun burned us. Author: Xi Juan (disguised as a man ~)

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Title: I am the only one. Author: Ai Xing (a woman who plays racing ~ a woman with a little hot personality ~)

Links: Others

Title: firefly love song by Ni Wei (the hostess said simply ~ and a naive little woman in front of love ~)

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(the man was heartless at first ~ and he said it mercilessly ~ and later he loved women very much ~)

The faint personality of the hostess ~

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Title: Playing Dragon Author: Zhan Lu (the heroine is smart ~ plain ~ plain ~)

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Title: falling in love with a big star by Lin Huaiyu

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Title: The president is missing. Author: Zhong Qin

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Title: Blessed Jiao Niang Author: Sunshine Doll (recommended by others ~ ancient style ~)

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Topic: How to say I love you Author: Qin Tian (it should be said that the hostess is a little weak ~)

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Topic: Woman, I want you! Author: Star (the female host is dizzy ~ the male host is overbearing ~ loves the female host very much ~ falls in love with a foreign country ~)

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Title: Husband is a big star Author: Luo Xin (the female host is very handsome ~ very calm ~ and also a well-known figure in the underworld)

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Title: ganci agni author: Mo Yan (the book she wrote is really too good to say anything ~ this is another one I like ~)

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(The handsome male host is a little cold ~ but it's a little trippy for the female host ~ Very interesting book ~ Very funny ~ Wow ~ Especially the female host ~ I like such a female host ~ Light ~)

Self-admiration (Author: Fengnong)

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Bai Yuting never believed that "a woman without talent is virtue".

She is the maid of Xiao Jing's Wang An, but her life is much more expensive than that of ordinary ladies.

Not by looks, but by brains smarter than men;

She doesn't need others to feel sorry for her mediocre appearance.

What she wants is a mind that can keep pace and compete with each other.

Therefore, even if that person is an enemy general, even if there are lies and conspiracies between them,

She still can't help being tempted by this man.

But between love and loyalty, there is only one choice.

She can only hope that Chu Beijie's love is not as deep as she imagined. ...

(Very classic. )

Ding Fengbo Mulan (Author: Dye Xiang)

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The war broke out, the father left, the crown prince disappeared and the sisters separated. ...

As Princess Mulan of Lindong, she can only defend her own life and is destined to devote herself to her country!

With such a heavy burden on her shoulders, her heart should be quiet and she has no desire for love.

However, this spoony man insisted on being with him.

Even if you are already the champion of both civil and military skills, are you still willing to condescend to be a little waiter around her? !

She was moved by his affection,

However, when I was moved by emotion, I found that he was just an "ordinary person", but it happened to be her generation.

Zi can't be just an "ordinary woman".

Abandon his motherland for him? Or is it up to him? There seems to be no solution to this difficult problem ...

Shili Red Makeup (Author: Ye Mi)

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Ten miles of red makeup, who can marry a woman like her?

In the hint given by grandma before she left,

In a word, it is not easy to sit on the throne of the Crown Princess.

This marriage is unlikely to be happy.

However, for her, she is unwilling.

In the inner courtyard of the deep palace, there is a scene of a beautiful woman battlefield.

Skillful, clever and colorful,

Behind Feng Yi's world is a heart that never throbs.

Only when you are calm can you be calm and rational.

You can face him, Lotus Strategist (Author: Water Mirror)

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In the process of strategizing, Zhan Lu is wise and wise.

These two sentences, which once circulated in the army, are praising a man named Zhan Lu.

It is said that he is proficient in the art of war and resourceful. Every time he does well,

Never lost on the battlefield.

And Shangguan Zi, the general of the Western Expedition who fought alongside him, was his best companion.

And the strongest opponent.

However, his life is like his legend, just like a flash in the pan.

The world doesn't know where he came from or where he is going.

Did he die somewhere, or may he still exist in the world? No one answered.

However, among the world population, he still has a secret that is even less known to outsiders.

The real Zhan Lu is not him. This is a ... her.

What should she do with those deep eyes?

How to Train the Han Dynasty (Part One and Part Two) (Author: Dian Xin)

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This woman lied to him!

Square dance clothes

As beautiful as a fairy and as rich as an enemy, men all over the world covet it.

That shy smile made him see her from the first sight.

I decided to keep her in my heart and protect her carefully.

However, who knows that gentle appearance is fake?

Turn him into a hole, eat him dry and wipe him clean.

The woman's fox tail gradually slipped out.

She deceived him, induced him and fooled him.

Not only do women in the city disobey orders.

Even take the lead in not having sex with him ...

(Someone once said, "A rare good book, few women are smart enough to master the scale, but she did it", which is quite to the point)

Yumu Cheng Yue (Author: Ye Mi)

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Is this woman really a great doctor?

Rude, sarcastic, strange,

Look at his eyes, there is resentment and unwillingness.

Why, there are so many talents,

Do what he likes, be gentle occasionally,

He seemed to hear the sound of a heartbeat,

At last, the identity was revealed, which surprised everyone.

It turned out to be an impostor.

Not an imperial doctor, not Mr. Mu,

So who is she?

Who the hell is she?

(Very touching, "a brave woman remembers that her grandmother commented that she was a stubborn and extreme person, and her choice was not suitable for her, so she strongly opposed her being with that man. Her grandmother was right. The woman suffered a lot in the process of falling in love with the man, but we can also see that the woman is very happy because she chose what she loves. It is worthwhile to make sacrifices for love. " Well said)

Flame (Author: Dyeing Incense)

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Adventures of a desert island?

Is it good luck or bad luck for his fallen godfather?

Unexpectedly, a hot beauty came to "save the hero with beauty"!

What? "Planning a tour guide"? National Hunter License?

What the hell is this woman?

After life and death, suffering and * * *, all her beautiful things are deeply imprinted in his heart. ...

But back to reality, the situation is the opposite.

She is also the daughter of the Luo family who spans politics and underworld.

Regardless of her status, regardless of her decathlon!

He just loves her and wants to make her a family.

So what if she becomes a basket case?

He can protect her like a man!

But, wait, the bad guy is not dead yet. His rare delicate bride is actually ...

Ah ah! How is that possible?

(Strong heroine, "She has all the beauty, intelligence, skills and experience, and she is determined not to bow to fate." )

There are also: 1. Xi Juan, whether Luo Dieqi in her Summer Campus Chronicle or Liu Jiyou in Yi Long's Phoenix Beating, is a classic of smart women; As for the second place, it is autumn. I need not say more about her book. As we all know, she is a standard feminist.

If you like reading comics, read Jock's books. Her books are really nice. I especially recommend "Stupid Man Series". Awesome! !

My wife is a soldier.

Content introduction:

The most beautiful man in the world went to Beijing,

This is an empty lane,

The sensation caused is unprecedented.

There is a lady who doesn't know. Who is she?

I'm unmarried, and I'm a daughter.

She saved a man,

A very handsome man,

But she didn't even look at him.

Not interested? This can interest him. ...

The leading actor Su Haofeng

The heroine Tang Qiner

interconnection

Um ... I forgot. . . In April, the domain name was changed to ZZZY (the most romantic). You can look it up. ...

All right. I hope you like it. . . . Of course, I have never seen any of these. . . .

I prefer cold-hearted people ... sorry ~

Talking about the World is a very good encyclopedia of novels.

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