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What are the greetings?

New Year's Day is coming. Are you ready to send greetings to friends and relatives? You know, there are many kinds of greetings, funny and poetic, which are suitable for all kinds of industries ... Bian Xiao has collected a large number of various types of New Year greetings to add joy and festive atmosphere to your New Year's Day. Warm and beautiful, warm to ecstasy! It is absolutely necessary to pay a New Year call ~

Universal greeting

Send away the troubles of 20 18, forget the sadness of 20 18, remember the happiness of 20 18, and welcome the beauty of 20 19. Blessings flow at your fingertips, happiness is transmitted at this time, and I wish you a happy and wonderful New Year!

Hang festive lanterns, blow sweet suona, play happy songs and dances, set off auspicious fireworks, smile is beautiful, and send out sincere wishes: good luck on New Year's Day and all the best!

The gongs and drums are loud, ribbons are flying, and New Year's Day is here. Fireworks are everywhere, firecrackers are everywhere, and the lion dance Changhong floats. Family reunion is more festive, and laughter is endless. I wish you a new atmosphere in the coming year and success at once. Happy new year!

Poetic greetings

Precipitate a thousand words of blessings, accumulate thoughts, gather countless deep feelings, gather the gorgeous beauty of the starry sky, and cross the barrier of the sea of clouds and Wan Li, just to send you the most sincere and heavy blessings. I wish you a happy New Year's Day on 20 19!

Ziyan was born on the first day of Rizhao. From a distance, happiness hangs in Qianchuan and flies down to thousands of feet. It is suspected that happiness has fallen for nine days. Looking at health and safety horizontally, I am lucky in terms of distance and height. I don't know the true face of New Year's Day, but I haven't received my news. Happy new year!

May roses collect rain and sunshine from all over the world and give you charming flowers. May lily bloom all sincere smiles and send them to your happiness collection. May the beauty of plum blossoms and the sanctity of snowflakes give you the most touching growth. Happy New Year's Day, my dear friends!

As time goes by, how many people come and go; Time flies, how many things have not been completed. But friends will always stay in my heart, and friendship will never end. When New Year's Day comes, I just want to gently bless you: Happy New Year and all the best!

Interesting greetings

1 Like wine, the cold wind gently blows the willows, and the chrysanthemums have been in bloom for a long time. Where are you going? It's been cold for a long time. Have you put on more clothes? Dogs are not allowed in this city. Did the master hit you? Peace can be called, lest I miss my master in my heart.

New Year's Day is coming. For the sake of the environment and resources of the earth, please consciously reduce the purchase of traditional paper greeting cards. You can use a pencil to fill in the congratulatory message on large face value RMB and send it to me! Thank you for your support for environmental protection! I wish you happiness.

3. I haven't seen any thoughts. Have you been in good health recently? This is a hard year's work. Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold! Although you are a baiwenhang, I can remember you in my heart! Anyway, nothing to do, just feed the cat something to eat!

When I am rich, I will flush your toilet with XO, light your cigarette with US dollars, buy 999 roses to bathe you, find Princess Zhu Huan as your maid, fatten you up with KFC, and then send you to the slaughterhouse with Boeing.

Someone is looking for you on New Year's Eve. Your charge is: 1. Too good for friends, not loyal enough; 2. Young face and bright smile. The verdict of this court is as follows: you are punished as my lifelong friend, and no appeal is allowed!

6. Once I told you not to work so hard and pay attention to your health, you always said meaningfully: I won't roll a few dung balls in the New Year, what shall I eat next year? Don't wear yourself out. I wish you a happy new year!

7, slowly turn bad, cool breeze gradually attack; Because of your cuteness, I especially care about you; Cover the quilt at night to avoid cold hands and feet; There is nothing to worry about, you can supplement calcium; Don't say I'm too bad, I wish you a happy New Year's Day!

8. The new year: the career is in full swing, the body is as strong as a tiger, the money is countless, the work is not hard, the leisure is like a mouse, the romance is like music, and happiness belongs to you.

9, the wilderness, this year's hope is too slim; This building is tall and crowded. Can I rob a bank with you tonight? Joint code: Happy New Year!

10, best wishes, I wish you: the card will not be pulled, the leopard golden flower will be released, others will stare at your smiling face, and others will pay for it. Don't forget me then!

1 1, New Year's Day, give you a coat: it's called warmth in your pocket; The collar is called care; Sleeves are considerate; Buttons are called missing; Let this coat accompany you closely through every minute, and be sure to be happy!

12, the sunshine in Himalayas, the breeze that gathers at the ends of the earth, the blessing of Gangdise Mountain, the wealth of Bill Gates: Cool: Qi, as a gift for you, I wish you a happy New Year!

13, you are in great health, Qian Duoduo, and full of happiness. You are sunny every day and carefree like a baby. In short, you are the happiest in the new year.

14, snowflakes flying in the sky, ushered in the new year, let the long-lost hearts meet, I deeply wish you: Happy New Year! May my blessing melt the cold winter and warm your heart!

15, freeze! Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone, stand against the wall with your hands on your head, and listen carefully: Happy New Year to you.

16, the new year is coming, I want to give you something, but I don't intend to give you too much, so I will give you 50 million: just be happy! Good health! Be safe! Be content! Don't forget me!

17, the new 1 year begins. I wish good things for two consecutive years. I feel like spring all the year round, and my life is colorful. I occasionally make a small fortune at 8 o'clock, and my troubles are thrown outside the cloud nine! Please accept my blessing from 10. Happy new year!

18, in your new year, you are busy with your work, you win money by playing cards, your passbook is infinitely increased, your pocket is full of dollars, your bed is crowded with beautiful women, you are full of energy, and your lover is fierce and sweet.

19. After I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the lamp god asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to help me take care of a person who is reading a short message and wish that person peace and happiness forever.

20, New Year's Day is coming, send you a good mood: no matter how much water the sea is, how great the mountain is, how many legs the spider has, how spicy the pepper is, no matter how ghost bin Laden is, how tired the United States is, in short, you are the most beautiful, happy and never regret it!

2 1, I hope you are as happy as a teapot on the stove every day. Although your ass is burning hot, you are still whistling happily and risking happy bubbles! I wish you a happy New Year's Day and all your wishes come true! Hey!

22. If beauty is a crime, then you have committed a heinous crime! If being sexy is a mistake, you have made it again and again! If cleverness is punished, don't you want to be chopped to pieces? ! Happy New Year to the most beautiful woman in the world!

23, the New Year, send you a pair of couplets! The first part: eat what you should eat, drink what you should drink, and don't take it personally. Bottom line: Take a bath and look at your watch. One second is very comfortable. Horizontal batch: Just be happy!

24. You know what, dear? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... Who doesn't want his pig to gain a few pounds?

Blessing SMS

1. Say goodbye to the old and welcome the new, and send blessings at the moment of celebration. Happiness and good luck have come, and the financial resources are rolling and unstoppable. Peace and health surround you, and happiness covers you. SMS is deeply blessed and surrounded by affection. I wish you a happy new year!

Second, on the occasion of New Year's Day, I wish you: great wealth and small wealth come unexpectedly, and the financial resources are rolling; Family, friendship, love, beautiful feelings; The official fortune is prosperous, and the fortune is prosperous; Love, relatives and friends, everyone is safe!

Third, mountains and rivers can block the line of sight, but they can't do without deep thoughts; Jingwei can distance himself, but can't stop sincere feelings; Years can pass, but the unchanging thread of friendship is broken. Welcome New Year's Day, greet in advance, and wish everything well!

Fourth, fate is a long gathering, and friends are concerned about life and death. On the occasion of the New Year's holiday, I send a complete blessing with my sincere heart: May your career be smooth sailing, your love be full of flowers, your friends and family be round and round, your life be perfect and your luck be endless. Happy new year!

5. I click on the pictures of the Spring Festival, search for auspicious links, copy happy smiles, paste wishful pictures, delete helpless sadness, edit sincere language, save boundless happiness, send the most beautiful wishes, and wish you a happy New Year.

Ring the alarm clock on New Year's Day, dispel the gloomy winter, drive away the troublesome tracking, bring good luck and have a happy New Year. I wish you endless happiness, warmth and calmness, and I wish you a happy meeting. Happy new year!

Seven, at the end of the year, connecting the preceding with the following. Summarize the past and put aside your troubles. One year's efforts have come to a successful conclusion. Fly your dreams and continue to set sail. Make progress in the new year and make persistent efforts. I wish you happiness. Good luck in the new year and all the best.

Eight, open the auspicious package, extract good luck, good luck is high; Release happiness, happiness; Spread joy and be elated; Give health and longevity; Send my best wishes, icing on the cake: Happy New Year and all the best!

Nine, a gentle greeting, a deep hand of blessing, a string of continuous care, can not express my feelings in my heart. The new year is coming, and a thousand words are condensed in this short message. I wish you a happy New Year's Day and happiness forever!

Ten, New Year's Day is coming, troubles should be forgotten, and happiness is the most important; Happiness is necessary when the new year comes and the sadness is relieved. When New Year's Day comes, indifference should be thrown away, and contact is often necessary; New Year's Day is here, I wish you: Happy New Year's Day, Happy New Year!

On New Year's Day, I would like to send my most sincere wishes: May good luck shine on you like sunshine, health moisten you like tea, happiness intoxicate you like red wine, and life shine on you like flowers. May you have many beautiful things and laughter in the new year!

Twelve, New Year's Day is coming, New Year's Day is good, New Year's Day wishes are better than treasures: a book is auspicious and a gun is brand new. A paper-cut window grilles, a glass of Fu Lushou wine, a plate of jiaozi Ode to Joy, and a fireworks show. I wish you a happy New Year's Day.

Thirteen, there was a time when the years were quiet; There is a kind of persistence, that is, never admit defeat; There is a kind of success, called a late bloomer; There is a kind of love that is desperate; There is a kind of travel, called parting; There is a blessing called Happy New Year's Day!

Fourteen, New Year's Day has not arrived, blessings have arrived, life is not easy, contentment is the best, happiness is more, troubles are less, family ties are around, friendship hugs, health is always accompanied, and peace is shrouded. I wish you a happy New Year holiday, every day and every year!

Greet New Year's Day with joy, eat and drink well, don't be upset, relax, go out of your humble room, have a good time, forget your troubles, be healthy, care for yourself, be happy and auspicious, and be safe!

Sixteen, busy, is the beginning of a new year; Stop and go, tear off the calendar and count it again; Feel relaxed and happy in my heart; If you are at ease, all your troubles will be cleared away. New Year's Day is here, I wish you a leisurely and wonderful time!

Seventeen, it is the first day of New Year's Day, and New Year's Day blessings are indispensable; Send you a piece of green grass, may you never get old; Send you an auspicious number and wish you a better life in the coming year; Send you a happy new year, and wish you good luck and trouble all the time. Happy New Year's Day in advance.

Eighteen, New Year, let me sing a song: I wish you good health in the coming year and don't get fat; Everything goes well at home, and my heart is full of anger; There are no storms in business, and business is booming; If you forget me, I will settle accounts with you. Happy new year!

19. It's New Year's Day again. I hope you are in good health. Smile often, without worry. Work is smooth everywhere, and life is beautiful everywhere; Happiness will come when there is no shortage of money. Happy New Year and all the best!

Twenty, the sun and the moon warmly welcome New Year's Day, and the mountains and rivers celebrate the New Year. Plum blossoms in the snow and frost in the snow, missing words in dreams. A bundle of happiness is accompanied by winter snow, and it is very lucky to be caught by spring rain. Every success is what you want and you can enjoy all kinds of happiness.

Twenty-one, say goodbye to the old year and welcome the new year. I wish you a happy arrival, a happy life, a career on Lucky Island and a lucky dance in your life. May New Year's Day come, and wish you happiness, arrival, happiness and Happy New Year's Day!

"Yuan" let us meet in this life, "Dan" wishes happiness to accompany you every day, "Zhu" wishes good luck to gather around you, "Ji" keeps you away but still cares about you, and "Xiang" never leaves.