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A super cute apology that made my boyfriend instantly happy

A super cute apology that makes your boyfriend instantly happy

1. A group of ducks are passing under the bridge in front of the door. Come on, count them two, four, six, seven and eight. Do you know how many little ducks there are? What are they shouting? They are saying: "Sorry duck, sorry duck, sorry duck~".

2. Call me, today’s moon is neither round nor bright~not round and bright~

3. You owe me five yuan, I owe you ten yuan Money "What do you mean? "I owe it" (I apologize).

4. Arguing can't solve any problem. Let me praise you calmly for two hours, okay?

5. Stop quarreling with me! You see, I don’t even quarrel with someone who looks as good-looking as you~

6. I know you must be angry, because I saw: Your hair is fried.

7. The fog has blocked your love for me. I don’t blame you, I blame the fog!

8. The cat. Although I am afraid of water, I like to eat fish. Just like you dislike me now, but I still want to never be separated from you!

9. Ding~ Your girlfriend has expired, do you want to renew it immediately? If If you want to renew, please reply: I am not angry at all. Thank you for your support~

10. A pineapple went to get a haircut. It sat there for a long time and the barber never gave it a haircut. It said: " Please pay attention to me!"

11. My little frog~Mua~the little princess is here~Don't be angry, let me kiss you quickly, or you won't be able to become a prince again!

12. Good, bad and Yi Yi are good friends. One day Yi Yi called Bad Yi and said, "Ba Yi, let's go out to play!" Bad Yi asked Yi Yi, "Who is there? ?" casually said: "We made up!"

13. Once upon a time, there was a duck named Kansai Duck. After class, all the ducks were lining up, but one was missing. The teacher asked who was missing? Come on, everyone said: "No Kansai duck, no Kansai duck~"

14. If you want to be a little mushroom, you don't have to do anything, you just need to hold an umbrella and be in a daze~ unlike me, who is still here. How do you want to coax my boyfriend!

15. Talking is useless! Come on, let’s have a fight!