One sentence satirizes in-laws

1, don't always think about how much money and room your daughter-in-law has, no matter how much, it doesn't matter to you. It's not your turn. There is a bottom line between people. Cross the bottom line and you will see the truth that you don't want to face directly. 3, don't always say whose daughter-in-law is good, no matter how good it is, it is also someone else's, unexpected. Actually, I still think other people's mother-in-law is good. Mother-in-law is afraid that you won't eat what she suffered, and you will enjoy what she didn't enjoy. Sure enough, the mother-in-law is not a mother, no matter how much she pays, she can't get anything. 6. Don't think your daughter-in-law owes you just because you are kind to your son. Even if you collect debts, you should find the right creditor. If you want your daughter-in-law to be filial and care about you, please be kind to your daughter-in-law. It's not your request, you must ask others to satisfy you. 7. Your son is just an ordinary man, not as great as you think. You should know better than I how lazy your son is. Don't say your son is busy. He is busy chatting qq and playing games. 9. I want to give her the change back! 10, don't make me take care of him like you do. He is your son and my husband. I will only treat him as a husband, not as a son. 1 1, seemingly selfless dedication, actually selfish control. 12, take everything for granted and forget your own value. 13 Please don't speak ill of me in front of your son. If you do this, you will only make us quarrel endlessly. At the end of the quarrel, the last straw is divorce. If you divorce because of you, you will be guilty. 14. You have no right to express your opinion. Who are you? You are an outsider. 15. Why can my mother-in-law go to blx, but my daughter-in-law can't! 16, the whole family is a family, only you are an outsider. 17, the hardest thing for a mother-in-law is that she is not a mother-in-law, but she has to pretend to be a mother-in-law, which makes everyone very tired. 18. Daughter-in-law goes back to her parents to buy things. Please don't be jealous, because they have done more for me. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you. 19, don't think that I wronged your son by asking him to do some housework. The family belongs to two people, and he has the obligation to share it. My mother-in-law is very nice, but I just can't get along. Really can't get along! 2 1, nannies are paid, but they can't give people face. People have personality, and you are not even as good as a nanny. 22. When I give birth to a child and take care of the child, you can say that you have no obligation, but please remember, please don't think of me when you need care, and I will tell you that my daughter-in-law has no obligation. 23. It is human nature to bully the weak and fear the hard. 24, slowly began to understand that my mother-in-law is not a mother and can't treat me as a prostitute. 25. Don't dislike that your daughter-in-law earns less. You should blame your son for disappointing. 26, slowly began to understand that my mother-in-law is not a mother and can't treat me as a prostitute. One sentence satirizes in-laws II. One sentence satirizes in-laws 1. Eccentricity is a poisonous arrow and a glass of poisonous wine, which makes people vomit blood and feel depressed. 2. Eccentricity is biased towards the Pacific Ocean. Bao Xiao is a grandson, but not your grandson. Weirdness is common, but you are the real murderer who always takes my things away. 4. It is said that a bowl of water is flat. I'm afraid you have poured all this water into the family bowl. You are not born to your mother-in-law, no matter how eccentric you are, you can rest assured. Ironically, your parents' preference is 1, which is personal. Why are you doing something? Did I pick it up? 2. It is said that your partiality has killed the love between us. 3. But it seems that even for living things, the water is still tilted, which makes people feel scared. 4. The daughter's children are grandchildren, and the son's children are not grandchildren. That's a lot of foreign characters. 5. Parents are the best in the world, but it's hard to say how long they are. At that time, you will find that you are Cao San, suggesting that you are partial to your parents. 1, a child with parents is a fortune, but when you meet a long heart, maybe you are even worse than a weed. There is partiality, but my heart has never told others. Maybe I really got it from the river. It's not that I treat him badly, but that you treat him too well. He doesn't need my kindness, because it is unnecessary. Why should I waste my feelings? 4. Should I have it today? I'll take so much with me one day. I'm overnourished. I'd better save some for your daughter. There are so many eccentric people, I have never seen such an eccentric and thoughtless person as you. You were all born in the same stomach, and the gap is so big. One sentence satirizes in-laws. 1. Let's go to eat fish together another day. I think you are very picky. Second, I'm not a straw boat. Don't send your bitch to me. Third, there is no culture to learn, ugliness to change, and you really have no rule of law. Fourth, we can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human. It's a pity that you don't want to be a cook. You threw the pot too heavy. Please don't take my joke as a joke, because my joke is nothing compared with the joke God gave you. Seven, don't drag a 2580 thousand appearance in front of me, put a POSE and pretend to be B. Eight, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ. 9. Your face is the most magical part of your body. It can be big or small, thick or thin, or even dispensable. I didn't say you were shameless, I said you were shameless. Eleven, you look like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so frustrated. Twelve, when I like you, what you say is what. You are nothing when I don't like you. Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances. 14. Not talking can still give people a little illusion. When you open your mouth, that little fantasy is shattered. I am surprised that a rare species like you should be listed as a national first-class protected animal and exhibited at the World Expo. Sixteen, I throw a bone to the dog, and it knows to wag its tail at me. What are you? Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, I am stupid to quarrel with a pig. Eighteen, if you can take the initiative to let scientists study, it has made great contributions to the world's understanding of alien life! I'm not your mother. Don't be mean to me. I'm surprised. A rare species like you should be listed as a national first-class protected animal and exhibited at the World Expo. Perhaps, you can also contribute to the study of exotic species in China. Go home and look in the mirror and take a good look at yourself. How many onions are there on your head? If not, buy some and put them in your head. Play dumb! Twenty-two, a bubbling cow flying in the air, the only way I can help it down is to shut you up. Everyone is so kind to me, saying my strengths to my face and my weaknesses behind my back. You are the biggest pencil box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens? Twenty-five, listen to my advice, it doesn't matter if your brain is empty, just don't enter the water. Twenty-six, you look like a QR code. You really don't know what it is without scanning it. Twenty-seven, you are not useless, you are still sick. Angry mother-in-law ten words 1, the mouth will say that you are not going out to say a mine. You have no obligation to take care of me, and I owe you nothing. My mother-in-law is really not a mother, and I can't do what you can't do. 4, everything is your son, remember to find your son when necessary in the future. 5. If you are not happy, you will get by on the surface. After all, it's your son who is embarrassed. Because you weren't there when I needed it, I'm sorry, but I was busy when you needed it. 7. Whether we can live or not has nothing to do with you, and then your future life has nothing to do with me. I don't like gold if you can't see it at a glance. If you don't like it, why don't you join me? 9. In your eyes, your son can do anything, but you should also combine it with reality. You have no idea who he is. 10, remember to visit less when you don't like me. This is my home with your son, but your home with your son's husband is not here.