How to make the female classmate I like fail to do well in the exam to make her happy? I want high scores.

Communication is the most important!

Look at what I found for you! I'm lagging behind. I've thought about a lot myself. Let's see if this works first, and then say @ if it doesn't!

Find a friend and ask him to say "rat" three times first, and then "rat old man" three times. When he finishes saying "rat, rat, rat, rat old, rat old, rat old" After that, immediately ask him "What are cats afraid of most?" and you can almost guarantee that he will answer "rats." I have tried this many times and it always works.

Find 3 random objects, such as 3 cups. When you knock the first one, ask your friend to say "forget", the second one to say "love", and the third one to say "water". , euphemistically called testing your friend's reaction speed. After a few times, keep tapping the first one. If your friend keeps saying "Forget, forget, forget, forget, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof,... ..." Haha, the effect is coming.

Find a girl and tell her to test her English ability. You say a word, and MM says the second letter of the word. Just say a few words at the beginning, and then the fun begins.

First talk about husband, MM will say u (you);

Next, talk about wife, MM will say i (I);

Repeat.

Got it?

You asked him: "What does three points of water plus one do?"

He thought for a while and said: "Not sure, LAI?"

If you ask again: "How about adding one to three points of water?"

He will probably say: "...What word? Is there such a word? Go?"

In fact, it should be "Dharma"...

Hold out one finger and ask others "How many is this?"

Hold out two fingers again and ask Others "How many is this?"

Hold out 3 fingers again and ask others "How many is 1+1?"

At most 1 out of 10 people will answer correctly

Take a look The game in Wang Shuo's novel "Half Fire, Half Sea Water" is very interesting. He is the one who holds a coin in his hand and answers the question

Ask if there is a number larger than 1 and the other person will say yes

Ask again if there is a number larger than 10 and the other person will say yes

Until it comes to 100000

Finally, I asked if there is anyone who is more stupid than you. The other party replied very alertly\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"No\\\\\\ \\\\\\\\\"

Everyone do it with me

Let me talk first\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Ah oh\ \\\\\\\\\\\\\\"

Then\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Ah\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\\" pronounce the third tone and pronounce it together with \\\\\\\\\\"Oh\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"

Continue \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Ah\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" sounds a little longer. Then mix it with \\\\\\\\\ \\\\\\"Oh\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Read together

Finally\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" Oh\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" is pronounced short.

A: Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time there was a fool. When anyone asked him anything, he would always say "No." ", for example, asking him have you eaten? He said "no", what is your name? He said "no". Oh, by the way, have you heard this story?

B: No.

…………$#@!#^!~

The weakest thing is that the joke had already spread in our office at that time. As soon as the guy in the next office heard it, he ran away happily When he came here to show off, everyone knew what he was going to do when he opened his mouth. He pretended to be ignorant and asked him to continue talking. When he said, "What's your name? He said 'no'" The last buddy suddenly asked him with lightning speed: "Hey, did you work overtime yesterday?" I saw the guy blurting out: "No" without even thinking!

By the way: You can say to your MM that I want to test your English response ability, stretch out your left hand and say to her, my thumb is A, my index finger is C, my middle finger is M, and my ring finger It's S, the little finger is X, and then he said, in order to increase the difficulty, I will use Chinese to disturb you. Then, if you point your middle finger to say fish, she will say m, if you point your ring finger to say donkey, she will say S, and then point your thumb to say pig, she will say A, and then keep tapping your thumb to say pig, she will keep saying: A, A, A, A, A, A, if the girl is smart, she can try other fingers more and then use her thumb to persuade her to drink. Then say to her: I have a clear drink, you take a sip and then repeat.... I clear, you take a sip. .........

Put your hands on your thighs, then make a rubbing motion with your left hand forward, and make an up and down beating motion with your right hand. Do this for a few times, and then switch hands. Change the right hand to make a rubbing motion forward, and the left hand to make an up and down beating motion... repeat...

By the way, the speed should be faster, otherwise it will be ineffective. Haha, give it a try, most people can’t say it

A: Besides humans, which animal likes to ask “why” the most?

B: I don’t know.

A: It’s a pig!

B: Why?

Ha! ! !

Let’s tell an old story. The more people there are, the better the occasion:

Adventure story. Grandfather and grandson went to sea to have adventures!

Grandpa is a fisherman who is very good at water. On this day, the weather was very good, so he called his grandson to go fishing together.

Unexpectedly, not long after we went to sea, the weather suddenly changed and there were storms on the sea. The little grandson was very scared, so his grandpa comforted him: Don’t be afraid, dear grandson. Grandpa has been skilled for so many years, so why should he be afraid of this little storm?

Suddenly, a big wave came over and split the boat's oar into two sections!

The grandfather said helplessly to his grandson: My dear grandson, I’m done!

The English spelling of pig is PUG, right?

--No, it's PIG

--No, why did I remember it was U (YOU)?

You made a mistake, it was I

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--The pig is YOU

--The pig is I

Transform into a living person

Specific content: You can be with your best A friend plays this game called: Transformation into a Living Person.

Ask your friend to stand in a horse stance first, with the correct posture and a piece of white paper in his mouth. Note that this is the posture before performing the exercise. Then you need to change him from this room to another room. , everything is ready, you can helplessly say something like this: "Become a living person! I can't do it anymore, but this is how living people poop."

There is a party at home, here we come. Quite a few people.

Mr. D, the prank director, said that he knew Qigong and could use Qigong to fix a glass of water on the roof so that it wouldn’t fall, but everyone didn’t believe it.

D filled a glass of water and asked the man of the house to use his son’s softball bat to hold the glass on the roof, waiting for him to use his strength to set the cup.

Everything is ready. The man is playing a prank on April 1st. Let’s play mahjong.

Looking at the tile floor under his feet and the glass on the roof, the male host could only beg for mercy again and again before he ended up safe.

My tips for treating people:

First, put "Fengyoujing" on the pen, not too much. Then I went to a person: Please help me write the word XX. I forgot how to write it.

After he finished writing with this pen, the fingers of his right hand were naturally filled with wind oil essence.

Then he pretended to be concerned and said: Ah! There's a big piece of eye mucus in your right eye.

He naturally used his right hand to rub his right eye, and then... (If you want to be more harsh, just say when he rubs his right eye that he also has eye mucus in his left eye...)

And this: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"The pig that fell over is...\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"

Show it to others and let them read it~~

Let me tell you one more story. Tell your friend. You tell him three stories. The first one is about a husband telling his wife, I My wife is very happy to take you shopping tomorrow. She dresses up beautifully the next day and waits for her husband to take him shopping. But his husband doesn’t do anything. She asks her husband, why don’t you take me shopping? His husband Without saying a word, she gave him a slap and said, "Should I take you shopping or you take me?" The wife was very angry and thought of a way to get revenge. She said to her husband, "Husband, you should go home early from get off work tomorrow. I I'll cook your favorite dish for you. The next day, her husband sat at the dining table early and waited for his dish. But his wife had finished serving all the dishes and was about to eat. The husband asked, "Wife, what are you saying?" I was cooking my favorite dish, and his wife gave him a slap in the face. Should I cook for you or you cook for me? Next, you tell your friend that I will tell you the third story, Your friend will ask, what about the second story? You can give him a slap at this time and tell him whether I am telling you a story or you are telling me a story! ! !

There is a very old trick to tease people. I don’t know if you have heard of it before: Pretend to be very serious and say to your friends (men only): "Hey~ do you know that you often do sex? People's palms will turn black~! "Haha, if you have never been fooled before, you will definitely lower your head and look at the palms of your hands. At this time, you can do whatever you want~

One day, when you were at home, the power suddenly went out. As a last resort, you had to light a candle, (add any plot in the middle), and then you You got up to find something, but suddenly the candle went out, and you hit the table in the dark, which was so painful! In this case, do you usually blame yourself for being careless, someone else who placed the table in a disorderly manner, or the table being placed incorrectly? To put it simply, are you a weirdo or a monster?

The other person will usually give a two-word answer!

Say loudly to MM: Don’t move! Then pinch her nose while she is surprised.

Play a small game, let MM say an idiom first, and then tell her: "This It’s the second couplet, and the first couplet is ‘Wedding Night.’” If you read them together again, most of them are very funny.

You can make a game for your friends or classmates. You say one thing and let others say something related. For example, if you say "I buy a schoolbag", your classmates will say "I buy it." "Pencil" or "I buy eraser" are related to "I buy". After asking a few questions, you can say "I buy gold". Most of the other party's first reaction is "I buy silver". In Shanghai dialect The pronunciation of "I buy silver" and "I prostitute" are the same, hoho

There was a pig, it ran and ran, running very fast...

Suddenly there was a pig in front of it Blocking the wall (it saw it), but it still ran over and hit it to death

Why do you think this is? Why did the pig still hit it to death after seeing it?

Note: This is a brain teaser question, please use your brains and make more twists and turns

What, no one knows? …………

Brain teasers are easy for most people. Think about it again...

If you can’t remember, let me tell you the answer: “Because of pigs. I can’t turn my head.”

Put the coin in the palm of your hand, make a fist, let GG reach in and touch the front and back, and ask him questions before he answers you. First, I asked a few irrelevant questions, then touched the coins and asked: "What kind of girls do you like?"

Answer: "Beautiful ones. Well, heads."

Finally, I asked him: "What did you say when you met your GF?" This means holding your hand tightly to prevent him from touching it. He will say: "Let me touch it first."

Tell MM a story :

Once upon a time, there was a little white rabbit who was lost in the forest. She was very anxious and frightened. Suddenly she met a male rabbit who had always been black. She said to the black rabbit: "Brother Black Rabbit." "Brother Black Rabbit, I'm lost. Can you tell me how to get out?" Black Rabbit said, "You have sex with me. If you have sex with me, I will tell you..." Little White Rabbit had no choice but to go out. Agreeing, the big black rabbit ran away after having sex. The little white rabbit had no choice but to keep walking. This time she met a big gray rabbit again. She said to the big gray rabbit again: "Brother Gray Rabbit, Brother Gray Rabbit, I'm lost. Can you tell me how to get there?" Are you going out?

"The big gray rabbit said to the little white rabbit again: "You have sex with me. I will tell you after you have sex with me..." The little white rabbit still had no choice. So he had sex with her, but the big gray rabbit ran away again after having sex with the little white rabbit. The little white rabbit was very disappointed and scared, so she kept walking and walking, and then met another big white rabbit. Rabbit, the little white rabbit asked the big white rabbit again: "Brother White Rabbit, brother White Rabbit, I'm lost, can you tell me how to get out?" The big white rabbit still said to her: "You come to XX with me, and I will follow you to XX." Let me tell you..." The little white rabbit still had sex with him, but the big white rabbit still ran away after having sex. Do you know how the little white rabbit walked out of the forest in the end?

MM will definitely say: "I don't know, how did you get out? (MM usually wants to know)

Just say "You **** with me, you **** me Just tell

that you.........

You can ask your classmates three questions:

1. Are you willing to use \\\\\\\\\\\\\\" is \\\\\\\\\\\\\\" or \\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\"No\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Answer my question truthfully?

2. Your answers to my second and third questions Is it consistent?

3. (It’s up to you, whatever you ask is \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Yes\\\\\\\\\\\ \\\\", can be used to date MM)

Ask the other person how he would make a sentence using "I, him, her, love". No matter how he makes it, say he is Wrong, (he will not be better!) Then tell him: "The correct answer is "He loves her"", the other party will definitely ask in confusion: "What about me?", then you can be generous Tell him (with a bit of BT tone): "It's none of your business!"

Find a girl and ask her to do an experiment to see how good her literacy level is. What are they composed of, such as: knowledge, recognition~~~, etc., first talk about it casually, and finally ask about the word "bite", the result~~~~~~