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This day, I diss a coquettish man.

As the title, I didn't hesitate to diss a man who sent me a WeChat chat this evening. The screenshot of WeChat is as follows:

As for this, I was hacked by this angry man before I could reply.

I don't know how you felt when you saw it, but I was instantly disgusted, and the more I watched it, the more disgusting it became. ...

You'll think I'm angry enough, right? People just say hello, but I'm so embarrassed. Very innocent ... and then I felt it necessary to tell the whole story. Otherwise, how can I say that women can't be easily provoked?

Three small questions have been prepared. Please have a look:

Issue 1 Q: Would you send a message in the middle of the night to someone who hasn't contacted anyone for nearly 1 year for no reason?

A: Tell me firmly that as a normal person, you wouldn't do that.

Don't say you don't do this, that is, now you have to consider whether someone is married or not when you send a WeChat to your best friend. Will you be with your friends? Is it convenient or not? If it happens that your best friend is Bao Ma, you should think about it. Will this disturb the sleeping baby?

So no matter the middle of the night, there is no heart for others. This kind of selfish behavior that does not benefit others is extremely selfish.

If I am with my boyfriend, will this cause misunderstanding?

If I'm in a hurry, will it interrupt my thinking?

If I take a break, is this harassment in disguise?

I don't know if you still remember, there was a scene in Ode to Joy, which was popular at the beginning of the year, in which Fan and her sister helped analyze the text messages she received in the middle of the night. At this time, I feel that this scene seems to reappear. . .

? At least Bai is a colleague who meets Xiaoyu every day. I have never seen this person. The last interaction was praised by friends at the end of last year. If I remember correctly, I like it. ...

Number two? Q: What would you call "baby" for the WeChat circle of friends whose intersection is equal to 0?

A: Tell me firmly that as a normal person, you wouldn't do it either.

Personally, baby is a very private and intimate name, okay?

What is a nickname? Don't you understand? Baidu's explanation is as follows: kinship terms, nicknames.

Call your elders, parents, boyfriends, girlfriends and close friends, all right. And you, a stranger, the opposite sex, do you think this is appropriate? Is it appropriate?

It is true that all kinds of friends in Taobao are flying all over the sky now, but this is only for businesses to be closer to consumers. When we are free from the heavy pressure of life and work, it is ok to visit Taobao for some fun. In a word, as a commercial means, all kinds of friends can do it, but your inexplicable baby really surprises me.

Question No.3: You are allowed to send WeChat to harass others. If the reply from others is not what you think, you can swear.

? Answer: Tell me firmly that we believe that in the adult world, before doing anything, we should make a preliminary prediction of the possible consequences of the event, right? When the result didn't meet your expectations, you swore angrily that it was good. Then I can only say, sorry, your position is really not high.

There are only three foreseeable results of such a simple thing: first, you are happy when I chat with you; Second, I will ignore you; Third, I saw it and gave it back to me. I'm sorry, I chose three, so you scolded Gallagher in a rage? A little narrow-minded and naive.

Finally, I said that WeChat replied to see the character, and I witnessed it with my own eyes.

Some people may think that I am too lofty. I admit that I gave it to diss on purpose. Why?

Not to mention the disgusting feeling when I saw this WeChat, I want to bear it. The problem is that the more you put up with it, the worse it gets. Why do you make me sick? I have to pretend to be a steamed bun. If I don't go back to diss, does it give you a chance to disgust me again? Of course, I'm not saying this for nothing.

To paraphrase: don't be embarrassed, anyway, it's not good people who embarrass you.

Secondly, the background of this incident is that at the end of last year, this person contacted me on WeChat and actually started with a fearless "baby". Repeatedly told me that I was not interested in this person and asked to be called by my full name, but I still didn't change, didn't respond and ignored it, but I always lived in peace. Who knows that this day suddenly came, and I really couldn't enjoy it, so I went back with the attitude of never seeing it again. ......

Well, give me another chance and I will do it again.

Let's cherish it, we have to diss when it's time to diss…

Life is short, be true to yourself and live sincerely. ......