Wuxing Mountain aspires to be an ape (new story)

Out of the gossip furnace, the Monkey King waved his golden cudgel and used his careless courage to fight all the way to Lingxiao's hall. Nezha, Giant Spirit God, Four Heavenly Kings and other immortals surrounded the mountain soldiers. Some of them use knives, guns and swords, and their weapons are varied and endless. Touched with the Monkey King's golden cudgel, making a scratching sound. The Monkey King was outnumbered, but he was on a roll, with corpses everywhere and rivers of blood. Seeing that the heaven is about to be attacked, the jade emperor on the throne is on pins and needles. His legs trembled, and bean-sized sweat fell from his forehead.

At this critical moment, a white figure rushed in and shouted, "Stop it!" "The words sound just fell and all the lucky heavenly armies stopped fighting, bowed respectfully to him, and then retreated aside. The Monkey King also had to accept his hand and looked at the man with disdain. He is a handsome young man, sage like type, wearing a white robe, holding a handful of dust in his hand, looking at himself with a smile on his face.

"Too old gentleman, you old deathlessly! I was trapped in the gossip furnace and tortured in every way. I haven't settled accounts with you yet, but you have the nerve to make me stop. Well, why? I want to turn this paradise upside down. What can you do with that three-legged kung fu? " The Monkey King swearing, their breath straight to the old gentleman, don't put him in the eye.

The old gentleman is not angry or upset. He just smiled and said, "What is the blood feud between heaven and you? Why are you doing this? "

"As the saying goes, the strong are the most respected, and the jade emperor is weak and incompetent. How can he be the Lord of heaven? As the saying goes,' emperors take turns to do it and come to my house next year', then the jade emperor should abdicate and give way to my old grandson. Only people with great skills like my old grandson deserve the title of king! " The Monkey King proudly tells, a strong sense of pride arises spontaneously.

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he couldn't help but let out a moan. He said angrily, "bold monkey, you are so ambitious." It' s really a big violation! "

The Monkey King smiled and sarcastically said, "I refuse to accept your one-on-one fight with me! If you win, I will bow to you. If you lose ... hey, I will not only kill you, but also dispel your soul so that you can never live! "

The jade emperor was too scared to speak.

The old gentleman on the throne still looks the same. He shook his glistening beard and said, "If you want to be a jade emperor, you must have the ability to cross the sky?"

"That's natural!" The Monkey King said proudly.

"Well, I want to make a bet with you." Grandpa Laojun reached out and took out a golden rope from his coat, and continued: "My rope is a unique magic weapon, called Sapporo Golden Rope, which is more powerful than the fairy rope commonly used by the heavenly army. I have trapped countless demons with this rope. They are all taller than you, but the person who can break free from this rope has not yet been born! If you dare to bet with me, I will tie you up with this rope. If you can break free, I will let the Jade Emperor move away and give you the Heavenly Palace. If you can't break free, it's a dead end. How come? "

The Monkey King couldn't help laughing and said, "I'm a miracle worker, and even a rope can trap me? But can you be the Lord of the Jade Emperor? "

Too old gentleman on one leng, silent. The Jade Emperor saw it and said, "Well done, well done!"

"Ok, it's a deal!" After the Monkey King turned the golden hoop into an embroidery needle, he stood in front of the old gentleman without fear and urged, "Come on!" The old man reached out and threw it, and the golden rope jumped forward and tied the Monkey King firmly. The Monkey King is still fearless. He made a gesture of shrinking, read the spell "small", and his body was several times smaller. I thought I could get rid of the rope, but it strangled me. No wonder, the old gentleman is the moral Buddha in Sanqing. How could he be stupid enough to hit the enemy with an ordinary rope? In desperation, the Monkey King changed back to the original state and rolled all over the floor, and the audience burst into laughter immediately.

"Ha ha ha ha?"

"It's ungrateful of this beast to dare to confront the old gentleman on the throne!"

"Still too old gentleman!"

"It's true that one mountain is high and one mountain is low!"

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Everyone in the place is talking in succession, and the voice is like a tide.

The Monkey King used his quick wits, then stood up, lowered his head, bit off a finger on his shoulder with his teeth and sprayed it into the air. He shouted "change", that is, turned into a steel knife and chopped at the rope with lightning speed. I couldn't lean forward, but I heard a "click" and the rope broke in two and fell to the ground. The Monkey King shook down, took off a hair, and said to the old man with a playful smile, "I won. If you are smart, get out!"! From then on, the heavenly palace belongs to me, and I am the master of the three realms! " The old man was surprised and the mountain soldiers looked at each other.

"no!" The jade emperor was filled with anger and shouted.

"What, you want to cheat?" The Monkey King eyes staring straight at the jade emperor, rightfully said.

"?" The jade emperor panicked, and his throat seemed to be blocked by something. He couldn't say a word for a long time.

"What if you want to cheat?" The Monkey King then said to the Jade Emperor, "Although there are many people in your paradise, they are all gluttonous. I want to be the jade emperor, who can resist me? "

Hearing this, the heavenly generals were flushed with anger, but they dared not make any noise. Huang Lian is a mute-I can't tell you how bitter it is! Only Taishang Laojun is calm and comfortable. He stepped forward and whispered in the jade emperor's ear. For a long time, the Jade Emperor nodded, then got up, stared at the Monkey King, snorted again, and then led the soldiers in the mountains out of Yundian.

Seeing this, the Monkey King was overjoyed. He hurried back to Huaguoshan, called all the monkeys and grandchildren and told them to move to heaven together. The monkeys were very happy to hear that. Just as I was preparing for the meeting, I suddenly saw a monk in yellow slowly floating in the distance. He was tall, with a colorful halo on his head, sitting cross-legged in the clouds, overlooking the Monkey King.

"Where are you from and what are you doing here?" The Monkey King swung a stick at the yellow monk and asked loudly.

The monk calmly replied, "I am Sakyamuni, the Western venerable man, and so is the Buddha." I heard that you drove away the jade emperor and wanted to occupy the heaven. Is it true?/You don't say. "

"Yes, too old gentleman to the jade emperor, god made a bet with me, he lost. Then, according to the gambling agreement, I am now the new jade emperor, and your old monk has to salute me when he sees me! "

Upon hearing this, the Tathagata smiled and said, "Yes, you got the palace, which was given to you by the Jade Emperor. But so what? Poor monk refuses to accept! What virtue can you have to make the poor monk recognize you as the jade emperor? "

"I change seventy-two, and live forever. I can fly thousands of miles by doing a somersault. What's wrong with me compared with that weak jade emperor who is afraid of death? If you don't accept it, then come and have a competition with me! " The Monkey King held up a stick and made an attack.

When the Tathagata saw this, he smiled even more happily. He waved his hand and said, "I have been trained in Heaven for a long time, but you are just a Taiyi Jin Xian. If I fight you, won't the world say that I bully the small with the big? So, I also make a bet with you, how? "

"Well, tell me, what are you betting on?"

"Just now, I heard you say that you can make the earth change seventy-two. If I remember correctly, one of the spells is called' mountain magic', right? "

"You are well informed."

"There is a mountain more than two thousand miles ahead, called Wuxing Mountain, but I gave up my palm for the town demon. This mountain is very strong and serious. If you can carry it back, I will count you as the winner and bow to you. But if you lose, you will still live in Huaguoshan and return the Temple of Heaven to the Jade Emperor. How about it? "

"Well, it's just a mountain. Why is it so difficult? " Say that finish, the Monkey King turned a somersault and disappeared without a trace. Later, he appeared in front of the Tathagata with a majestic mountain on his back and said with a smile, "This mountain is really extraordinary, but it can't stop me. You lost! " When the Tathagata saw him carrying a mountain, he quickly took out a pillar from his sleeve and threw it down. The pillar fell with the wind and finally stuck firmly to the peak, only to see six words written on it: "hmm, hmm, hmm, bam, hmm, hmm". As soon as the post was posted, the Wuxing Mountain on the Monkey King's back suddenly fell with a bang, which made the gods cry and held him down tightly. When the monkeys and grandchildren saw that the Great Sage had been defeated, they all fled in fear. However, the Tathagata did not pay attention. He fixed his eyes on the Monkey King and said simply, "There are days behind the scenes, but there are people outside. Although you are powerful, I am better than you. "

The Monkey King realized that he had been played, and suddenly he was flushed with anger, like a boiled crab. He swore at the Tathagata: "You fucking bald donkey, let me out quickly. Otherwise, I want you to look good! "

"One good turn deserves another, and one evil turn deserves another; If I had known today, why should I have? " With these words, the Tathagata folded his hands, turned into a golden light and disappeared into the air.