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Interesting confession rhymes smoothly.

Interesting confession

1. From now on, your mobile phone will be bombarded by my 24-hour SMS. You only have two choices. First of all, your defense will be completely destroyed. The second is that you love me.

I was born to smile and touch my heart. I sincerely love you all my life. I'm worried that being chased by others will make me distracted from my work. I will be very happy to see you, and I will always be most sincere to you. I will never change my heart, and the world will never lose my heart.

3, once there was a thief Ranaha's love in front of my eyes, I didn't care, and now I regret it! I want to shout out now: love tiger oil!

4. Five irons in the world: one is a classmate, the other is to go to the countryside together, the three irons carry guns together, the four irons go whoring together, and the five irons are divided together.

5. I keep falling into it, care too much, want to keep you, can't see the destination of love, and my heart will never be calm and satisfied.

6. Although I can't keep your footsteps and you can't take my figure away, I can always hear your footsteps wherever I go.

7, the most romantic thing: holding your tender hand, snuggling through the wind and frost; Lean on my generous shoulders and count the vicissitudes of love; Hiding in my solid chest, I no longer feel helpless for love; Love me, don't let you get hurt!

8. Being single is an understanding, falling in love is a mistake, breaking up is an awareness, getting married is a mistake, getting divorced is an awakening, remarriage is a bigotry, having no lover is a waste, and more lovers are animals.

9. I heard that getting married is very cheap now. Come on, let's get married. My treat!

10, make an infinite circle with your current position as the center, which will certainly contain many people who love you, but I believe I am closest to your heart at this moment!

1 1, you can't cook, stay away from me, I'll cook for you later!

12, a lifetime is so long, what is waiting for you for a few years? (famous saying network)

13. If you are ugly, please call 1 10. If you are in poor health, please call120; If you have a bad temper, please call119; If you think you are beautiful, please call my mobile phone to discuss in detail. ...

14, I can miss the rising sun, I can miss the afterglow of the sunset, only you and I can't miss it, you are my choice without regrets in this life!

15, it's no use talking too much, I just like you. I feel empty after leaving for a day. Sometimes my words are not nice and my face is not good, but I really love you. I've had enough of you in my life.