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Today's four idiots: those who don't love themselves, those who take medicine without illness or disaster, those who sign contracts void, and those who giggle at mobile phones!

Grandpa smiled, and the people told the intellectuals to sit naked in sedan chairs.

When I arrived in Beijing, I realized that I was a small official; When I arrived in the northeast, I realized that I was timid; When I arrived in Shanghai, I realized that I was not well dressed. When I arrived in Shenzhen, I knew I had no money. I didn't know I was in poor health until I arrived in Hainan.

I write short messages, I send short messages, and short messages are a short culture. Greeting is a glass of wine, blessing is a pot of tea, which can be expressed in a few words. I'll pay ten cents, so I won't pull it if it's a treat. Set a time to call!

In the 1920s, when fellow villagers saw fellow villagers, their eyes were full of tears. In the 1930s, fellow villagers met fellow villagers and helped each other through the famine. In the 1940 s, fellow villagers met fellow villagers and held guns against Japan.

I was so happy to see you just now. Guess your heart left and right. A star that will never change, watching the stars with you at the age of 70.

I don't mean what I say to the leader, and I sing a song that I don't mean to the girl. The first half of the month is full of enthusiasm, and the second half is embarrassed ... Life!

It doesn't cost much, feel it; Ten dollars and eight dollars, happy; One hundred and twenty or eighty, no value; Two thousand eight hundred, unappreciative; Twenty-eight thousand, sad; 180,000, there will be big trouble; Millions, it will be over soon.

You can't make friends with a girl somewhere, with a face like a peach blossom and a heart like a knife. If you have money today, you will be fine. If you have no money tomorrow, you will forget it.

Men's four ideals: money falls from the sky, handsome guys are dead, and beautiful women's brains are rusty, vying for me to soak.

Girlfriend should follow "from" when going out; The girlfriend ordered "obedience"; When a girlfriend makes a mistake, she must blindly "follow".

Couples are too tired, ladies are too expensive, and friendship is the most affordable. There's nothing wrong with having a "homecoming". A pair counts as a pair.

Rizhao Luxiang raised his cigarette and went to the roast duck restaurant with Li Bai. He is drooling thousands of miles away and has no money in his pocket.

One billion people and 900 million businessmen, Qi Xin teamed up to cheat the Central Committee; One billion people, 900 million people gamble and 100 million people dance; One billion people are 900 million crazy, and 100 million practice qigong. /kloc-0.0 billion people are worried about 900 million, and/kloc-0.0 billion people are homeless.

If a horse stumbles, he will leave his wallet and run away, change his car and do the same thing again. A thief who gets something for nothing will not steal.