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The Tang Priest was kidnapped by a mountain thief. In order to demand ransom, the burglar called the Monkey King's mobile phone, and the prompt sounded: the other party has flown out of the service area! He asked Tang Priest: What's the date of Pig Bajie? Tang Priest: I sent a text message to it, and it was watching.

Now that I have changed my job, I have some rights. In the future, if you miss me and want to see me, give me a call and I'll send a car to pick you up. The phone number is 1 10.

When I wake up, there is a mosquito lying next to your pillow, and there is a suicide note beside me, which reads: I struggled all night, but I couldn't pierce your face. You are so cheeky that I have no face to live in this world! Lord ~ forgive him! I killed myself.

On the way to xishuangbanna tourism, Yunnan, I met a group of wild boar. The tourists took out food and money, and the wild boar was unmoved. You took out your only ID card, and the pigs knelt down and cried bitterly. Boss, we found you!

You are as light as the wind, as gentle as water, as hazy as fog, as romantic as the moon, as warm as the sun, as tolerant as the sea, as healthy as an ox, as long as a tortoise and as lovely as a rabbit. In a word, you are not human!

You were internship in a mental hospital, and suddenly a psycho came after you with a kitchen knife. You turned around and ran until you reached a dead end, thinking it was over. The patient said, this is your knife. It's your turn to chase me!

Have you started working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health. But you always say meaningfully: If you don't roll a few dung balls when it's hot, what will you eat in winter?

I beg the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose every day. When it reaches 999, I will give it to you together and say emotionally, "I don't believe that the attracted bees can't sting you!" " "

God saw that you were thirsty, so he created water. God saw that you were hungry, so he created rice. God saw that you were lonely, so he created me.

Abcdefghijklmnpqrstvwxz, do you know what's missing? Even if you don't have you, no matter how much happiness I want, my friend, it's a lifetime!

There is a feeling that it has no beginning or result, but it occupies me all the time, and that is the feeling of missing you.

Are you secretly thinking about me? Are you really thinking about me secretly? If you really miss me, just tell me. I won't let you miss me. Be reasonable. I miss you too.

I have eyes but I can't see your figure at any time. I have ears but I can't hear your voice at any time. I have hands but I can't hold you at any time. I have a heart that can miss you at any time.

It is not because of such a cold night that I think of you, but because I only think of you on such a cold night. Can't you see that I am sincere? I am attached to your gentle embrace, and I can't leave it for a moment, dear quilt.

I don't know! You don't understand, fool, boy! The phone is upside down!

The hardest thing to break in the world is affection, the hardest thing to find is love, the hardest thing to return is human feelings, the hardest thing is friendship, the hardest thing to separate is affection, the hardest thing to find is true feelings, the hardest thing to feel is ruthlessness, and the most unforgettable thing is your happy expression!

Seeing this message, you already owe me a hug; Delete this message and owe me a kiss; Save this message and owe me an appointment; If you reply, you owe me everything; If you don't reply, you are mine.

People should do three things every day: the first thing is to laugh [_], the second thing is to laugh [^o^], and the third thing is to laugh [0]. I wish you smile every day * 0 * Now stop smirking.

I had a dream last night: God told me that I was doomed to be lonely in this life. There is only one way to crack it-send text messages to ten fools. I cried at that time: God, I only know you, and I'm finished.

If you must compare with a pig, I think you are different from it in at least two aspects: 1. You can eat more than it. 2. It is smarter than you.

Give me half your pain, and your pain will be alleviated. Give me half your happiness, and your happiness will be doubled!

A bean fell. It's discouraging and frustrating. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "pigs encourage beans".

Money can buy a house, but it can't buy a home, it can buy a marriage, but it can't buy love, it can buy a clock, but it can't buy time. On the contrary, money is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone!

A kind old gentleman walked slowly in the street and saw a boy trying to ring the doorbell, but he couldn't reach it. So he reached out and rang the doorbell for him. The boy then said to the old man, "Well done, let's run!"

A person is always playing around in the office, and his colleagues can't help but say: Can you keep quiet? Then I saw him sitting there rocking. I asked, why? The man replied, I set it to vibrate! ~~~

The devils swept through our village, gathered the villagers at the entrance of the village and shouted, "It's the Eighth Route Army!" ! "We all took a step back and Liu Hulan didn't move. As a result, he was brutally killed ~ An old man behind us said: Eva is good, but a little slow ~ ~ ~

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