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A humorous confession
Confession need not be too serious, humor can improve the success rate of confession. Below, I carefully collected humorous sentences about confession for everyone. Welcome your reference, I hope I can help you!
1, I called you at the seaside and was swept away by the waves; I called you on the mountain and was blown away by the wind; I called you in the street, wow! Taken away by the police!
It takes a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes me a lifetime to forget you.
If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Silly love, plain life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still nest in the haystack and hold your ears tightly.
4. What you see is the real me! Never-ending touching! Touching the world, you and I are the most beautiful beings!
I am convinced that one day, lovely you will reach out your little hand and wave away the loneliness I am waiting for.
6. I don't have enough colors to describe your beauty, and I don't have excellent literary talent to express my affection for you, but I have a sincere heart. It beats for you, shares happiness with you and shares sorrow with you.
7. I really want to erase you from my memory, but I can't help thinking of you: every moment in my dream and every minute when I wake up.
8. Do I really love you so much? This question makes me very tired. I would rather cry than regret, but I'm afraid my heart will eventually break.
9. You are the shore, I am the boat, you are the sun, I turn around for you, and happiness only counts if you give me the whole world.
10. If you are ugly, please call 1 10. If you are in poor health, please call120; If you have a bad temper, please call119; If you think you are beautiful, please call my mobile phone and discuss it in detail.
1 1. If there is a storm that makes us less romantic, don't be disappointed. Walking hand in hand, we can still feel romantic.
12, take good care of yourself, I don't want to wait until the next life to love you.
13, there is something you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me has become my gift, and I will use it for the rest of my life every time unless you give me another one.
14, whether you are spirits, bitter wine, poisonous wine or fine wine. I decided to drink you. Until I died drunk in your arms. Is my greatest happiness. I don't think we are really suitable for being lovers. Will you be my wife?
15, first love, goodbye infatuation, worrying all day, trying to win the heart, taking pains, trying to rush the heart, don't you understand my heart!
16, a leader spoke: I am a lout, how thick I am, and your female director knows best. I talked to her all night last night. At first she didn't know my length, and I didn't know her depth.
17, think about how beautiful a person is, even if only memories can be used for reference, until one day you and I are old and memories are shining with white hair. At least I know clearly that I will smile as long as I think of you.
18, I sing a song, which contains loneliness. About your loneliness, I know the plot, romantic Valentine's Day, sweet and sweet. Can you hold hands with me until I grow old?
19, for so many years, I have been looking for my ideal love, but no one can touch me like you at the initial moment, and it is getting deeper and deeper.
20, accompanied by gentle melody, looking for traces of roses, when you are by my side, you are everything; When you are not with me, everything is you.
2 1, you are my exclusive memory, you are the quatrain in my poem, you are the sweetness I want, you are the temper I enjoy, you are the only miracle I want on Valentine's Day, and you are the precious memory at the end of my life.
22. You shine into my world like sunshine, and my life is wonderful because of you! Dear you, please accompany me to the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, ok?
23. Love is empty, and I wander in the street. Empty, single, bad karma. Things are empty, business is empty, you are crazy to think about it. Life is not easy. This is empty, that is empty, only thinking about you is the easiest!
24, met, can't help but believe that this is fate. You never know how deep this feeling is until you dream. Unable to resist, I don't want eternal beauty, I just want to have you and me in the cycle of life and death.
25. I am the salt in your dish. Without me, everything has lost its flavor. I am your winter sun, summer popsicle and cloudy umbrella.
26. There are your favorite colors in the sky, and there are your best matching roles in reality. White clouds depend on the blue sky, and the blue sky contains white clouds, just like you and me now, how beautiful it is!
27. If you believe in fate, you should admit that you have a share. When there is time, there must be distance. So, marry me! Our love is a kind of fate without time and space boundaries! The greatest hope in this life is to have you with me all my life.
28. I feel more and more that you are the spirit in my life, flipping and jumping in my empty time and space. Some people say that the most beautiful things in the world are spring and love; In my eyes, the place with you is the most beautiful.
29. If you receive this message, you just like me. If you delete it, you have a crush on me If you reply to the message, you just want to marry me. If you don't, you promise to marry me. If you modify it, it will be mine. If you save it, the rest of your life will be mine! It's up to you
30. You are my woman and I am your man. You are my heart and I am your liver; You are everything to me and I am everything to you; You are my world and I am your future. This is our lifelong oath.
3 1, what is the charging standard for the love package? Breakfast 330, miss you; Lunch $380 wants to hug you; Dinner $370 wants to kiss you; Snacks 13 14520 I love you all my life.
32. I always like to hold you in my hand and enjoy a rare relaxation. I am used to your company, and you always touch me inexplicably.
33. The best courtship message: one chance to know you, two opportunities to meet and pay attention to you, three opportunities to date you, and seven opportunities to miss you. 90% should like you and I am quite sure that I love you.
34. Only you know my heart best. Why can't you love me like you do? Don't make me feel nothing, then I will be very tired. I hope it rains, and I'm the only one holding an umbrella for you.
Although I can't keep your footsteps and you can't take my shadow away, I can always hear your footsteps wherever I go.
36. You know, I hate you, because you stole my heart, my love and my feelings, and will occupy the rest of my life. What I hate most is that you waste a dime of my mobile phone fee!
Flying a kite feels like facing a distant object. Although the distance is far away, I will never despair in my heart, because you know, holding this thread in my hand is like a constant fate, pulling each other.
38. People say: Love someone without asking for anything in return. But I want you to give it back to me and let me give you all my love in my lifetime!
39. You asked me how much I love you. The moon represents my heart. You asked me how sincere I am to you, and I would faint without you.
40. My eyes are watching your eyes affectionately. They are as blue as the sea and too pure to be kneaded into a small fine sand.
4 1, when you say what you want to say and do what you want to do, you will find that the sky is so blue and you are so cute. Not because you get what you want, but because you live for yourself.
42. My heart is split in two! Half is you! The other half is for you! Let us be like vines and trees. When necessary, one side is the tree of the other. Let's join hands and move towards a better tomorrow.
43. Whether you are spirits, bitter wine, poisoned wine or fine wine. I decided to drink you. Until I died drunk in your arms. Is my greatest happiness. I don't think we are really suitable for being lovers. Will you be my wife?
44. From now on, your mobile phone will be bombarded by my 24-hour SMS. You only have two choices. First of all, your defense will be completely destroyed. The second is that you love me.
45. Love makes us meet, love makes us fall in love, love makes us fall in love, love makes us care, and let me give you all my love in my lifetime!
46. It is because of love that I quietly avoid it. What I avoid is the figure, but what I can't avoid is the silent feelings; Today I finally got up the courage to express my love to you.
47. I want to give you half a rose to represent half my heart, because the other half has been torn to pieces by you. Tears are the smell that I miss you, and my heart can't be redeemed. If memory is the only answer, I will never forget that I was beautiful.
48. After the enthusiasm, we will burn each other. What business do we need? But after a long time, cooled love needs sincere maintenance and management from each other, so that love will not deteriorate.
If I don't propose to you, I will regret it all my life, because you are the only one for me.
50. You gave me the whole starry sky so that I could come and go freely. What I enjoy is deep and broad love! My love for you is like a letter without a return address. I only know how to send it, but I know I can't receive anything.
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