How did you report the good news after the baby was born?

I saw a friend send a message in a circle of friends: June 65438+1October 10 added a small cotton-padded jacket, weighing 6 kg and 82 Liang, and it will never be cold again in winter. I didn't expect a friend who usually looks rough to have such a delicate and romantic moment. There seems to be nothing wrong with the saying that children can change a man.

The birth of a baby is a big event for mom and dad. One person is not as happy as the whole world. My parents can't bear their excitement and can't wait to announce to the world that they have welcomed a little angel. At this time, it's time to show your parents' brains and see whose way of reporting good news is the most personalized.

Dad version:

Dad Lin: Good news and bad news: The good news is that I gave birth to a son today, and the mother and son are safe. The bad news is that you must send toys, baby clothes and milk powder to our government in the near future. You can send money, and offenders will be prosecuted.

@ 中中中中: Brothers! ! I am a father! My wife just gave birth to a 6 kg 8 Liang daughter, which is very beautiful. From now on, man, I will be a slave to two women completely. Being a Mrs. Doubtfield, a cradle of human flesh, a milk powder cash machine, and my baby daughter holding my finger, I am very excited. Not to mention how cool it feels! Dude, congratulations!

Mom version:

@ anti-anti-anti: extra! Extra! Extra! My favorite male silver came to this troubled world in X, X, X! From now on, I will accept your infinite blessing!

@ 中中中中中: I was born. I finally met my husband's lover in my last life. She is more beautiful than me! I'm going to be jealous.

Baby edition:

@ Pumpkin Mom: Hello, uncles and aunts, I'm XXX. At 4: 58 pm, I was taken out of my mother's stomach by my uncle. I am not tall, 52CM, not fat, 7 kg, 1, but I know I am a handsome pot. I have to do this. If a beautiful girl wants to ask me out, please come to my mother's office to sign up. I won't wait in line when I grow up!

@ Lele Mom: Dear grandparents, uncles and aunts, I am XXX, and I was born today! I'm a little prince, weighing x Jin x Liang. My mother gave birth to me naturally. I'm exhausted! Thank you for your concern for us. I will grow up happily and healthily!

No matter how good the news is, it contains parents' full love and blessing for their babies.

How did you report the good news after the baby was born?