Joke Collection Website - Public benefit messages - 10086 It’s funny to talk about calling for money
10086 It’s funny to talk about calling for money
1. I ran out of money on my mobile phone and couldn’t open Weibo when I went out. Then I remembered that I connected to Wi-Fi on the bus and recharged my phone bill. It was another good thing.
2. I walked two dogs on the road today. The owner of the dog wanted to give me a gift. He wanted to add me on WeChat and contact me. I even thought about the name of the dog. Hehehe, I can say that I owe my mobile phone. Did it cost? I have no place to raise my baby and no one to raise it with me. Oh, I’m so angry!
3. Just after get off work, a man said that he passed through Wuhan on a business trip and his things were stolen. His mobile phone was in arrears. He borrowed his mobile phone from me to call a friend and then recharged the phone bill. He also said that he had no money to pay. He asked me to borrow money to refuel his car. Hearing his experience was really miserable, but I didn't lend him money to refuel. I didn't know if he was a liar. I felt a little bit uncomfortable now, but I was on guard.
4. When you are suddenly in arrears and you are in a hurry to find someone, ask the person next to you to recharge your phone bill: Hello, can you help me recharge my phone bill? I'm in arrears. Her: (waving hands) My phone doesn’t work. Me: (staring at her touch screen phone) Or you can turn on the hotspot and charge it myself. Her: (waving hands) You can charge it yourself. Me: I owe money and can’t turn on the Internet. Her: (waving hands) You’d better do it yourself.
5. The baby’s mobile phone is in arrears. Family members can help pay for it. I love you little crab.
6. My mobile phone was shut down and the broadband at home was in arrears, so I secretly connected to my brother’s wifi, but the signal was still so smooth even though we were separated by a building, hahahahahahahahaha Ha ha!
7. My mobile phone was in arrears and I couldn’t make calls. There was a guy sitting next to me. I wanted to ask him for help, but I was afraid of being considered a liar, but he simply recharged my phone bill. Then I forwarded it to him via WeChat. Thank you.
8. Have you ever seen Libra waiting for a text message from someone? After sending it, he waits for a reply. If it is slow, he keeps flipping through the phone, or thinks that the bill is in arrears and the battery is out. If everything is normal, , just send another one. Have you received it? When you get a reply, start to reply carefully. It can't be too cold, and it can't be too positive... Finally, it should end with a question, so that the other party can reply. Then send it and check whether it has been received. Send, then another round of waiting.
9. Momo began to feel unbalanced. Why was everyone’s work assigned to me alone? Why did the whole family come to me when their mobile phones were in arrears? Why did I have to pay all the electricity bills and bus tickets? I pay. Even so, I still complain that I don’t know how to save money. How much work can I do and how much money can I earn? I’m tired. I just want to take a rest. I’m not a person who likes to complain about negative energy, but I’ve been suppressed too much recently
10. Yesterday, I met an overseas student from Cannes who lives in the maritime industry next door. I muttered for a long time before I found out that his mobile phone was in arrears. To be honest, my spoken English is much better than his.
11. Broken games, bad games, liar games, mobile phones are in arrears.
12. I found out that my phone could not access the Internet early in the morning. I restarted all settings three times, but it was ineffective. Considering a software failure, I turned the computer on and off 3 times, but it didn't work. After struggling for a long time, I cursed the Huawei phone n times and decided to get it repaired. Finally, my colleague looked at me like I was an idiot: You are in arrears on your mobile phone.
Thirteen, tmd, sb. My phone is infected with the virus at eight in the morning. If someone calls or sends a text message asking you to send me money or transfer money, or says that my phone is in arrears, please don't believe it. It's a scam call or a scam text message. , my mobile phone cannot be turned on now, and WeChat cannot be logged into the computer, so I can only post.
14. I struggled for two days as to why my phone couldn’t connect to the Internet. I called customer service and found out that my phone was in arrears. I was mentally retarded and almost starved to death.
Fifteen, the tricks are no better than my dad’s, my dad’s ultimate move is to ignore you, just ignore you. I won’t hand over my mobile phone if it’s overdue, dear daddy!
Sixteen. I am sick. When I pay with Alipay on my computer, I need to verify it by text message on my mobile phone, but I can’t receive the text message. I don’t know if I am in arrears. I can’t check the balance after calling 10010. I basically don’t make calls or send text messages. I buy all my data from Alipay. I still owe money every month, so I’m satisfied.
I called before to ask why the phone bill was so high and apologized saying it was a mistake. However, after apologizing, trouble continued every month. You guys at China Unicom are really awesome.
17. I just made up my mind to pay back all the money from Ant Huabei and my credit card. If I buy more next month, I will buy it. After paying it off, I received a 10086 text message saying that the phone was in arrears. I am now collecting the fractions of each card to see if I can make up a hundred dollars. This is really not a joke
18. The mobile phone is in arrears, but the data is still available. It’s amazing.
Nineteen. My mobile phone was in arrears, and then my mother, my brother, and my husband each silently charged me for the phone bill, which suddenly turned into several hundred. Ha ha ha ha.
Twenty. The mobile phone is really rotten! ! ! ! ! ! ! Yesterday, I was in arrears at the beginning of the month! ! ! ! ! ! I have disappeared from the world~~~~
Twenty-one. I want to buy that mobile phone that looks good when taking pictures of shit. My father won’t give me the money, so I decided that I won’t do it until I have money. You have to pay the phone bill yourself, and you have to wait for him to pay when you are in arrears. Life is really difficult, and you still have this crappy phone, so hurry up and die.
Twenty-two, I am really speechless. My mobile phone is in arrears, and my computer is also in arrears. Various arrears, one comes from a late check-in.
Twenty-three. Before the movie started, I suddenly discovered that my mobile phone was in arrears. It was so scary. And it’s really hard to say which is more terrifying, the cruise ship or the arrears.
24. Can you remind me next time I am in arrears? It's been going on for two months. Just shut down last month and just hand it in. I stopped broadband this month. I tried several routers, changed several network cables, and called customer service to tell me about the line problem. However, the cat at home is still completely normal, and the mobile phone is not in arrears. I am starting to doubt my life. Got it! In the end, I thought about whether the package was in arrears, and I spent the whole damn afternoon! !
Twenty-five. I called Mom and told her that she was in arrears, and then I recharged her phone bill. I called her again and it was still in arrears. I recharged her phone bill again. I called her and she was still in arrears. I thought about how much Mommy owed. When it came to the phone bill, I finally found out that my cell phone was in arrears.
Twenty-six. I hurriedly left for work this morning and then caught up with my car. My mobile phone was in arrears. When I got to work, I had to clean up for a while and then I had to go out for security inspection. This morning has been a challenge for me. Young people I must challenge I have nothing and I am afraid of nothing.
Twenty-seven. I woke up in the morning and my mobile phone was in arrears again. I was also drunk. I still had a data package and call minutes, so why was it in arrears? The monthly rent was 36, why was the real-time call charge 56.
Twenty-eight. When Nili called Han, he felt like he had been trafficked to a mountainous area when he returned home. There was no news at all... I remember that 4G was available nationwide, and your mobile phone was in arrears.
Twenty-nine, ah, ah, now I have to pay for my mobile phone. Otherwise it would be a huge embarrassment.
Thirty, the phone suddenly did not display 4G, so I restarted the phone, turned on airplane mode, restored the network, reinserted the phone card, and once
I suspected that the phone was broken, but I didn’t expect it. But it's because of the arrears...
31. The life of a bad person does not need too much explanation. We not only want to be bad, but also be unique and different. I have recharged 650 phone credits. After finally successfully applying for the package, Mom no longer has to worry about my mobile phone being unpaid.
32. There was a sudden power outage in the morning. My mother asked me to go to the property management company to see if my electricity card was in arrears. I was lazy in bed, took out my phone and turned on wifi. The list was empty, and I couldn't find a single signal.
Mom, it has nothing to do with our family, the entire community has a power outage.
33. Oh, once the mobile phone is in arrears, the broadband will be deactivated, and the mobile data will also be deactivated. There is no internet anymore, so I have to travel everywhere to pay my fees, including going to Shanmutang. It is very inconvenient to pay fees at the two representative offices in Nancheng.
34. I was stuck in a bus traffic jam for more than an hour. When I got off the bus, it was raining heavily and I didn’t have an umbrella. My mobile phone happened to be in arrears. Thunder started to thunder before I got home. I remembered what happened near my house a few days ago. This incident makes me feel like I have another nightmare at night.
35. Sometimes I am really smart. I am walking on the street and suddenly find that my mobile phone is in arrears. I walk down the street and I don’t find any phone cards for sale. Suddenly I see a small store and I recharge 100 to solve the problem. The ability is simply five stars.
Part 2: Funny talk about the phone being out of service and in arrears
1. I suddenly ran into arrears and I was in a hurry to find someone, so I asked the person next to me to recharge the phone bill: Hello, can you help me recharge? A phone bill? I'm in arrears. Her: (waving hands) My phone doesn’t work. Me: (staring at her touch screen phone) Or you can turn on the hotspot and charge it myself. Her: (waving hands) Just charge it yourself. Me: I owe money and can’t turn on the Internet. Her: (waving hands) You’d better do it yourself. 2. My baby’s mobile phone is in arrears. My family can help pay for it. I love you little crab. 6. My mobile phone was shut down and the broadband at home was in arrears, so I secretly connected to my brother’s wifi, but the signal was still so smooth even though we were separated by a building, hahahahahahahahahahaha! 3. My mobile phone was in arrears and I couldn’t make calls. There was a little guy sitting next to me. I wanted to ask him for help, but I was afraid of being considered a liar, but he simply helped me top up the phone bill and then forwarded it to him via WeChat. Thank you for this. 4. Have you ever seen a Libra waiting for a text message from someone? After sending it, he waits for a reply. If it is slow, he keeps flipping through his phone, or he thinks he is in arrears and has no battery. If everything is normal, he will send another "Receive" message. Have you arrived?", wait until the reply comes, and then start to reply carefully. It can't be too cold, and it can't be too positive... Finally, it should end with a question, so that the other party can reply. Then send it, check whether it is "sent", and then It's a new round of waiting.
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